Chapter 7: The Revenge of the Ham Sausage (Part II)

Although the ham sausage and the hammer were a little unpleasant last night, these two guys belong to the kind of people who have no heart and lungs, and nothing happens after the night, so this person and a cat woke up at the same time at four o'clock in the morning, and then began to work together very tacitly, preparing for the guys.

And after pulling the bun up, coaxing her to pee, and washing her face, although it was already four twenty, the sky was still gray, and there was nothing outside except a few shadowy tree shadows. At this time when the cat has just fallen asleep and the dog has just risen, it is most suitable for people who do bad things like Dinghammer.

"No one, hurry up."

The hammer quickly flashed into the broken car where he forcibly occupied the sloppy uncle downstairs. This broken car has not been returned to the sloppy uncle after the hammer was used once last time, according to the words of the hammer, the car will be the top of the family's electricity bills, when he will go back and when to pay back, and under his good advocacy, this car seems to have been transformed into a mobile bun shop, his creativity plus ham sausage technology, this little thing is really not a big problem.

Ham sausage is also the first time to do this kind of bad thing, it seems very nervous, originally usually rushed to the car that called a smooth, but today with the hammer to run up, a head on the door on the door, rolling on the ground screaming for a while before being held by the hammer and thrown into the car.

"Are you drunk?"

Dinghammer started the electric car and glanced down at the ham sausage: "I usually see you jumping up and down quite well, did you eat and faint this morning?" ”

The bun next to him also gloated and clapped his hands and laughed: "Stupid cat! Stupid cat! ”

"Shut up! Shut up! I'm nervous! Ham sausage rubbed his head with his paws: "I'm a good person......"

"I don't know who gave the bad move yesterday, okay guy? Are you a monkey that you invited in teas? "The hammer is on gear, and the dust is gone.

And not long after he left, the window on the second floor of their dilapidated building was gently shut, and the scruffy uncle took a sip of wine, threw down the cigarette butt, and after watching their car disappear into the pre-dawn darkness, he sighed silently, fell headlong on the dirty bed, and fell asleep.

It didn't take long for them to come to the small park where steamed buns are often sold, and after arranging for the buns to eat on the side, Dinghammer and ham sausages began to arrange the tasks to be completed today.

When arranging the simple equipment, the ham sausage suddenly raised his head and asked, "When you came out just now, did you feel that someone was staring at us?" ”

"Don't scare my mother, I don't eat that. It's been so much money, so much work, don't try to back me down! Dingzhu's eyes glared: "When Lao Tzu came out, I looked around before and after, not to mention people, ** There is not a single hair." ”

The ham sausage suddenly jumped up without warning, and grabbed the hammer's face with his claws: "Don't swear!" Eat my dogmatic punishment! ”

Before it finished speaking, the hammer that had been prepared for a long time had already grasped the ham sausage in his hand, and said with a cruel smile: "I want my uncle to dehair you, right?" Damn, I'm going to do a big ticket today! ”

With that, he shoved the ham sausage into the big pocket on the chest of his apron, walked to the side of the car, and took out the car's spare battery.

"Hey! You are crazy! You're going to have an accident! The ham sausage struggled hard, but the arm couldn't twist the thigh, so he could only shout there: "The power is too great!" It's too big! Something will happen! ”

Dinghammer snorted coldly, lifted the ham sausage to the level of his face, and almost gritted his back molars and said: "When they played the big bang in front of Lao Tzu yesterday, do you think they would have an accident?" Grandpa started cutting people at the age of sixteen, and he really wasn't afraid of big things! ”

was stared at by the hammer like this, the ham sausage really had nothing to say, so he could only obediently shrink into a ball, and said helplessly: "Then you have to be careful not to show your feet, if you don't kill someone, it's easy to do, if you kill someone, and then someone finds out that you use my forbidden technique, you will be executed." ”

"So exaggerated?" When Dinghammer heard this, his heart shrank: "Why? ”

"Because my dad was forced to sell buns because mastering this variable technology threatened the survival status of those super soldiers." Ham Sausage seemed to be indignant at what happened to his father: "If my father's energy collider is made, there will be no need for these super soldiers to exist." So he was hunted down, and as for why so many people didn't kill him, I don't know ......."

Dinghammer nodded, lowered his head and rubbed the head of the ham sausage with his face: "Lao Tzu is the only one of your relatives left, don't worry, I'm just for this breath." ”

While he was talking, Baozi walked to Dinghammer indignantly, took the Baozi and frowned and pulled the corner of Dinghammer's clothes angrily, and pointed at himself vigorously.

"You little thing...... You can hear it so quietly. Dingzhu hehele rubbed the soft short hair of the bun: "And you, you two." ”

When everything was arranged, it was already dark, and the bun leaned against the wall and braided a wreath of flowers and dog's tail grass from the wildflowers and dog's tail grass that grew around the park, according to the method taught to her by the hammer. The hammer was full of nervous sweat, and the ham sausage was also fried and stood beside it. The number of people who buy steamed buns has gradually increased, and Dingzhu has even frequently found the wrong money because of nervousness, and he is a joke for the old man and the old lady who bought it early to go to school and the children.

"It's six o'clock." Dinghammer looked at the alarm clock in his hand and said in a trembling voice.

Sure enough, as soon as his words fell, Bai Fei arrived as scheduled, wearing white sportswear and ponytail as usual, with a soft expression, and a smile on the corner of his mouth appeared in Dingzhu's field of vision.

"Hey, Dinghammer." Bai Fei greeted the hammer from afar: "The old rule, add one more meat bun, I picked up a stray puppy yesterday, it's just the size of a palm, one bun is enough, right?" ”

The goddess who was as beautiful as ever bathed in the morning light didn't know what to say for a while, so she could only put her sweaty hands on both sides of her pants and rub them until they were red and hot.

"Hey!" Bai Fei looked in a good mood today, stretched out Bai Shengsheng's hand and waved it in front of the hammer: "Hey, what are you thinking, help me get the buns!" Hurry up, hurry up! ”

With this greeting, Dinghammer came back to his senses, and hurriedly opened the cage drawer and began to take the buns for Bai Fei, who usually didn't dare to talk to Bai Fei, but today he seemed more restrained, and even stopped when he had been loading nearly ten buns for Bai Fei because of nervousness.

"Dingzhu, something is wrong with you today." Bai Fei flicked his hand: "I can't finish eating so much, what's wrong with you?" ”

After speaking, Bai Fei tilted his head and looked at the classic car behind the hammer: "Wow, where did you get the limited edition Lampa?" This car has been out of production for many years, and there is no market for it. ”

Dingzhu glanced back and smiled dryly: "Borrow a friend's ...... I can't even see this car, how can you see it at a glance? ”

"I love cars, this is the last family car designed by Lampa 15 years ago, the chief designer of Lampa, and it is a masterpiece. After his death, Lampa was split into three companies, Carno, Pitt and Judy, according to his will, have you ever heard of this? ”

Dingzhu shook his head silently, and then smiled awkwardly: "I...... I'm uneducated, I don't know. ”

"It's Kano War Machinery Company, Pitt Heavy Industries Group, Judy Special Equipment Company, which is a well-known super military enterprise in the world, Kano is specialized in manufacturing weapons for super soldiers, Pete is making war colossus, and Judy is one of the only three companies in the world that makes super soldier communicators."

Bai Fei's mood seems to be really good today, and he is very patient to give the hammer this rough man to explain what he doesn't understand, and his eyebrows are dancing.

"You have to know that to put the Super Warrior on the world stage, but it is Mr. Lampa. He started out as an ordinary electric car designer, designed a lot of well-known models, and finally the last car he designed before retiring in his later years was the one behind you, and because of the rush to produce less than 300 units, how much do you think this is worth? ”

"Oh...... That's ......."

In normal times, the goddess Bai Fei spoke so vividly in front of her, it was a God-given opportunity that she couldn't ask for, although there was no hope of catching her, but even if you admired her up close or even smelled the fragrance on her body, it was good.

Can...... But today is different, because Dinghammer has already seen that Mo Hui, who made his teeth itch, was walking towards this side from afar. The hammer's original expectation was that he came over to disturb Bai Fei, and then Bai Fei walked away, and then Mo Hui followed, at this time the ham sausage went to attract Bai Fei's attention, and then the hammer took advantage of this gap to step on the trigger.

But if Bai Fei keeps talking here endlessly...... Then when the old ladies who came over to dance the gym came, there would be no way to implement the plan, and the equipment would be fixed and then wanted to be removed...... It's just too much difficulty.

"Hammer?" Bai Fei shrugged, pursed her lips, glanced back at the hammer's line of sight, and found that Mo Hui was coming in this direction, and when she turned back again, her eyes were already full of a very strange look, and she said a little lonely: "Did he threaten you?" ”

Dinghammer hurriedly shook his head: "No ......"

"There must be, I'll tell him when he comes......"

Before Bai Fei finished speaking, Dingzhu shoved the bun into her hand and said very loudly: "Take the bun and leave!" ”

This voice stunned Bai Fei, in her impression, Sun Dingji is an honest young man, and the old men and old ladies around him like this humorous young man who sells steamed buns, and she has known him for so long, she has always seen him smile innocently, and she has never seen him lose his temper like today.

"What's wrong with you? Are we friends? Bai Fei is actually not as goddess as she seems on the surface, she is actually a person who admits death, and when she saw the gaffe of the hammer, she was a little displeased: "I came here today to tell you, I have already asked for you, the academy wants to recruit a staff member responsible for patrolling, why are you like this?" ”

Dingzhu took a deep breath, and then did something that everyone couldn't believe - he hugged Bai Fei and hugged ......

And at this moment of lightning, the ham sausage bastard played a vote of yin, it actually did not act according to the plan, and ran directly over to trigger the mechanism, and the instantaneous high-voltage electricity suddenly flashed a spark around, and the amplifying crystal was also activated because of the voltage and made the generator work.

Before Bai Fei could react, just when he wanted to push away the hammer, a circle of electric arcs suddenly exploded around him, and then the entire set of equipment of the hammer was blown into powder, and less than ten meters away, Mo Hui, who was watching the hammer hugging Bai Fei and was at a loss, ate this shortwave pulse firmly......

After pushing away the hammer, Bai Fei immediately felt that something was wrong with him, his brain seemed to be stimulated by something, and the brain waves that were originally like a third hand suddenly became disordered, becoming manic and uncontrollable.

This is still because she was blocked by the hammer, and she can barely control it for the time being, but Mo Hui is not optimistic, in just two seconds, Mo Hui has already covered his head and knelt on the ground, the surrounding fire began to burn violently, the temperature suddenly increased, and a big explosion was about to be born......

The hammer had no effect, just glanced at Bai Fei who was struggling to support him on the ground, and then without saying a word, he resisted Bai Fei, whistled and called the bun and glared at the ham sausage fiercely, then turned around and ran......

When running, Bai Fei had already fainted, and the nosebleed couldn't stop flowing downward, staining the shoulders of the hammer, and the hammer scolded as he ran: "What kind of trouble are you going to make!" your grandma. ”

"My dad ......" the voice of the ham sausage was a little low: "It's Lampa, if you didn't help them, I would have to do it in advance, both of them would die today, and there would not be such a big impact!" ”

The reason why Dingzhu has such a restless performance is actually because he has a part of his emotions that he has figured out with ham sausages, when Bai Fei is talking about Lampa, Dingzhu has already felt a huge resentment and tyranny in his heart, this feeling is not the first time it has appeared, he can clearly feel that this emotion does not belong to him, so ...... It's not my own, it can only be the ham sausage's.

"So, every super soldier is my enemy."

Dinghammer snorted coldly: "I'll explain it later!" it. ”

As soon as the words fell, less than a hundred meters away from them, a violent fireball swelled out, devouring the surrounding things at a very fast speed, and the entire square was enveloped in this sudden fireball in a short time, and the heat turned into scorched earth everywhere it went, and the limited-edition classic car was melted into a puddle of molten iron on the spot, and there was no scum left.

And just when the fire was about to burn to the point that the butt of the hammer burned the three of them and the cat to ashes, Bai Fei suddenly came to her senses, and then she used all her strength to prop it back, and a semi-circular spiritual power barrier firmly protected the hammer, including herself.

The hammer reacted quickly, grabbed the ham sausage and hugged the bun, and the three people and one cat suddenly shrank into this small mental force field, and watched the sky-high fire bypass the back of their buttocks with a tyrannical momentum, until they were fifty meters in front of them before stopping.

Quiescence...... There was silence...... There was no one in the park at this time, and the explosion caused by Mo Hui's spiritual power this time didn't seem to cause any harm other than razing this park to the ground, but except for the place where the hammer was, there was still a long strip of grass left, and the entire park turned into a carbonized scorched land, and the flowers, birds, fish, and insects on it didn't seem to be alive......

"Let me go...... Come down......" Bai Fei wiped the nosebleed on her nose: "Hurry up...... Come on...... Otherwise, the pickets will ...... Come...... Here it comes...... You...... You go...... Can't go...... I will...... Will look for you......"

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