Chapter 6: The Revenge of the Ham Sausage (I)
"Revenge?"
Sun Dinghammer was wiping the brand-new steamed bun table with a steamed bun in his mouth, but his eyes were dripping, and the word "bad guy" was clearly written on his face.
"Yes." Thinking that the hammer had decided to swallow his anger, the ham sausage jumped on his shoulder and whispered in his ear: "I have a way, but you can also see, I am a cat, and many things are inconvenient." ”
Dinghammer tilted his head, rubbed his face on his shoulder, and lifted it down by the back of his neck with the ham sausage: "Your beard is tying me!" ”
"Are you listening to me? Am I talking to you about beards? The ham sausage wanted to turn around and bite the hammer angrily, but the legs were short and the neck was short, and he was really weak, so he sulked angrily: "Just feed the dog with my kindness." ”
Dinghammer hehehele, leaned against the wall, carried the ham sausage to the level of his own eye, stared at its beautiful amber eyes: "You still taught me, don't provoke that kind of person." And what do you think I'm a guy like me who can only make buns, what do you do to fight with others? Anyone fart can probably cremate me. ”
Hearing the tone of the hammer, the spirit of the ham sausage suddenly trembled, it looked the hammer up and down, and smiled proudly: "You do what I say, I guarantee that there is no problem!" ”
Dinghammer thought for a moment and wiped his nose with his oily hand: "That's it." ”
In the afternoon, a shop selling electrical appliances welcomed a strange customer, wearing a hat and sunglasses, and wearing long sleeves on hot days, although he was tall enough to walk in an eerie position. And the things he buys are strange things that he can't usually sell at all.
Copper wires, copper skins, large magnets, electric motors, and an old-fashioned television...... The price of these things is not cheap, but this eccentric customer doesn't even ask, and after buying the things, they all move into the old classic car in front of the store, and the whole process is not a word.
And although the owner of this electrical appliance seller felt a little strange, it was not a particularly strange thing in the end, so he casually glanced at the guy's license plate number and continued to be busy with the business at hand.
As for the hammer, he threw the high heels under his feet out of the car window, rubbed his feet and sat in the driver's seat: "Okay, everything has been bought, what are you going to do?" ”
Ham Sausage looked around and found that it was already very remote, so he jumped in front of the steering wheel and sat down: "I told you why these super soldiers are super soldiers, right?" ”
Dinghammer tilted his head to look at the sky, and then slapped the steering wheel: "Oops, forgot." ”
"I know ......" Ham Sausage shook his head in frustration and said: "I'll tell you again, listen well, if you don't understand, you can ask me." These super soldiers are no different from you in the beginning, but most of them have been discovered from a young age to undergo special spiritual training, which is simply to train their brainwaves and conscious minds, so that one of these two things can reach the point of surpassing ordinary people. And you see that they can control fire, water, air, etc., in fact, it is all related to their training since childhood, because each of them has to pick a molecule or atom that suits them for microscopic control, and when they are proficient in the application of their own consciousness energy, they have to try to ......"
"Well, I don't have that patience. You hurry to get to the point. The hammer gouged out his ears a few times: "How do you get these things to kill that?" ”
"Do you dare not to swear?" Ham sausage frowned: "There is no grace at all." ”
"I'm your mother, you talk so much bullshit, hurry up! When will you fix your wordy problem? Dinghammer grabbed the beard of the ham sausage with both hands and pulled it to both sides: "Say it quickly!" ”
After struggling for a while without results, there was no way to hold the hammer, so he could only sigh and say: "Super soldiers can't directly control atoms and molecules, but need to form a communication loop through an amplifier that is completely compatible with their mental power, all we have to do is ......"
"Break this amp?"
"Break? Do you know the price of breaking? You will take people's lives, we just want revenge, not people's lives! And you can't break that thing, every communicator has a record on it, and there is a short-term recording function, and the moment it is broken, you can use the escaping spiritual power to record everything that can be seen with the naked eye around it. So...... If you want to be killed by a large group of people at night and take you away and sentenced to death, we will break that communicator. ”
"Well, you win." Dinghammer sighed: "You go on......"
"What we're going to do is to simulate that guy's mental fluctuation frequency, and then amplify it!" The ham sausage smiled yin, and the cat's body shook: "Let his ability be uncontrolled, and then ......"
The hammer interrupted the words of the ham sausage again: "Then let him explode and die!" ”
"Hey...... We just need to teach him a lesson, and with our equipment, we really can't let him explode. The ham sausage meowed a few times and flicked his tail: "Now I'll teach you how to set up these things, be very accurate, and the error must be minimized, otherwise it won't work." ”
In fact, to put it bluntly, the thing that ham sausage wants to make the hammer is a power amplifier, the working principle of this amplifier is very complicated, but the things required are very simple.
First of all, the old television set was dismantled under the command of the ham sausage, and the silver and signal receiver were taken out, and the rest was thrown into the river. The receiver has also been converted into a transmitter by the sausage, which is not a problem at all for a sausage that can build a space-time collider.
Then came the main event, at night, the hammer sneaked open the power rooms of four or five cars, and pulled out all the huge drive batteries inside, and then all the power in these batteries was collected by the ham sausage into a metal box that was probably only a matchbox laughing, and the interface was sealed with silver taken out of the television set, and connected to copper wire.
"Don't short-circuit...... It can electrocute you. The ham sausage warned the clumsy hammer next to him: "Be careful, the two ends are wrapped with insulating glue, the instantaneous voltage here is one hundred and fifty times that of usual, don't electrocute yourself!" ”
"Fuck, shut up! I'm so nervous. Dinghammer let out a sigh, wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, and let go of the wire in his hand: "I started stealing electricity at the age of thirteen, you shut up for me!" Damn it. ”
The same nervous ham sausage, after watching the hammer successfully complete the task it had assigned, it took out a very beautiful cone-shaped crystal from the darkness, which was transparent and slightly glowing with blue light.
"This piece is an energy expansion crystal, you should be able to see this often, right? Power plants are everywhere. The ham sausage sniffed: "Wrap the lower part of it in copper, and melt that bit of silver and drip it on the pointed end." ”
"That's it?"
"Just align the transmitter and power it up." The ham sausage looked very happy, and jumped up and down beside the hammer and said, "Let's go over early tomorrow and arrange it!" ”
Dinghammer looked at the pile of rags on the table, and was skeptical, but looking at the ham sausage with such enthusiasm, he really couldn't hit the fat cat's positive surname, so he could only shake his head silently, and then stood up and greeted the buns who were watching TV and waiting for dinner: "I know watching TV every day, what can you understand." ”
Baozi heard Dingzhu's call, turned her head and smiled at him happily, and then jumped up and down to Dingzhu's side with a simple face, took his hand, and coquettishly used her unique baby voice: "Hungry ......"
"Just know how to eat, eat, eat." Dinghammer rubbed the head of the bun, brought her to the table and pressed it on the stool, turned his head to the ham sausage that was still tossing the pile of garbage in the room, and howled: "I went to the sink to wash my paws, why do you have to call you every day?" ”
Nothing happened when eating, but compared with the original, now there is a bun, life is quite fun, while eating to teach the bun to speak and know things is actually a very interesting thing, after all, the bun is cute and cute, and especially love to laugh, the two little tiger teeth that laughed up, will definitely be a stunner who is fascinated when he grows up, and often makes the hammer hate himself for not being a few years younger......
"That way, we'll go ahead tomorrow." The ham sausage jumped on Dinghammer's chest while sleeping and continued to chatter: "Let's go out before dawn, and then install and debug everything, and then wait for your Bai Fei to come over and buy the buns, after that little white face catches up, I am responsible for luring Bai Fei away, and then you step on the trigger, and then we run to the side to watch the performance, rest assured, Bai Fei can't save him, he can only watch his energy erupt." ”
"Hmm...... What if I hurt Bai Fei? Dingzhu asked worriedly, "That's the goddess of my dreams......"
"That's your business." Ham sausage looked indifferent: "Anyway, it's your goddess, not mine." ”
Dinghammer was stunned, and grabbed the leg of the ham sausage that was turning away: "You wait for me!" What the hell is that? You mean using Bai Fei as bait? ”
As he was talking, the bun sleeping next to him was so noisy that he turned over, and slapped on the chest of the hammer with a muffled sound......
"Good ...... This girl has enough strength...... "Dinghammer rubbed her chest, and with great difficulty removed the hand of the bun, and dragged the ham sausage to her side by the way: "You explain it to me." ”
"Don't say it, anyway, the timing is in your own hands, it's your own business if you want to hurt Bai Fei by mistake, get out! Don't touch my legs! ”
After speaking, the ham sausage got into the quilt, and after a few rolls, it got from the hammer to the bun, like a sulking child playing the surname.
"Why do you say you're like a child, why did I mess with you?" The hammer was also inexplicable: "I'm sleeping." ”
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