In the quiet of the night, there was a loud sound of the door closing.

A man and woman in love wake up from their sleep!

Why is he panicking when he should have a bright future? Why is she so blue at the age of flowering?

Why did an injured black bear break into a home? Why did a beautiful peacock turn into a nightmare for the couple?

Is it a lie? Be**? Or is it stress? Stay tuned for this issue of Urban Legends --------------- the beast of your dreams.

Hello everyone, welcome to "Urban Legend", I am the host Guo Renyuan.

At 4:32 a.m., a police station in a certain district of Harbin received a report from the masses that a brawl had occurred in a certain community, and the police on duty rushed to the scene.

At 5:54 a.m., the police arrested a suspect who was seriously out of control, the man's body, multiple soft tissue contusions around his body, and his head was suspected of being hit by a heavy object, at this time the man was delirious, and shouted to the police that he was beaten by a black bear and a blue peacock, according to the preliminary investigation, the man named Mao Tao (pseudonym) is a senior manager of a company, and there is no history of mental illness before.

At the time of the incident, Mao Tao's girlfriend Jiang was also at the scene, but when the police asked Jiang, Jiang seemed to be speechless, experts preliminarily concluded that the two were depressed and delusional caused by huge social pressure, this symptom is very common in the fast-paced society, but it is rare for the two to have seizures at the same time, at present, the two have been sent to the Second Hospital of Harbin Medical University for stable treatment, this issue of our program specially invited senior psychiatrist Professor Cao Dehuan, ask him to discuss with us, Under severe social pressure, the problem of stress reduction for modern people, Professor Cao, hello.

The camera switches to the side of the TV, and a bald Mediterranean man with a two-cake toad mirror nods to the camera, and then says, "Hello host, hello everyone." ”

In Fuze Hall, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying sat on the sofa and watched this episode, and the snot bubbles of laughter were about to come out, only to see Li Lanying holding a bag of Kebik in her hand at this time, and then laughed and said: "Look at this old crumb, do you say that it has a nose and eyes, as if it is clearer than the two of us, alas, mom, I'm laughing to death, hahahahaha!" ”

Zhang Shifei looked at the two ** on TV, and he was about to laugh, he thought to himself, you said that this TV now also lacks morality, and you also changed your name to become your uncle.

Mao Tao, Mao Tao, you are really famous this time, but who can blame this? If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself, in folk parlance it is called deserved, in Buddhist terms it is called retribution.

I think you usually are Mao'er and he said that others are monkeys, and now they are treated as mental illness and taken to people for research, even if it is to give those women who have been harmed by you an explanation!

The program continued on TV, and the host Yuan asked the professor on the side with a serious face: "Professor Cao, you said that the huge pressure in today's society has caused these two men and women who had a bright future to fall ill at the same time, what is going on, and what do the black bears and peacocks they saw in their eyes represent in the spiritual realm?" ”

The Mediterranean lifted his glasses, and then said: "That's right, that's right, as the host said, today's society is fast-paced and stressful, so all the viewers and friends in front of the TV should relax after work." ”

Isn't that the answer to the question!? The two laughed even more severely, and Li Fatzi burst into tears of laughter, and his huge belly went up and down with the laughter.

After listening to this, the host nodded seriously, and then said: "Oh, I see, okay, thank you Professor Cao for coming to the show today, and thank you for watching today's program, and we'll see you next time." ”

After the show ended, Zhang Shifei turned off the TV, and the two still laughed and didn't stop, indeed, this thing was too relieving, although the two had fought countless times before and beaten a lot of people, but this time, it was undoubtedly the coolest.

Mr. Cui sat next to him, holding a cigarette and not lighting it, and when he saw that the two of them were almost laughing, he said to them while holding his nose: "It's cool this time." ”

"It's cool!" The two replied, I have to say, after this incident, they have matured a lot, and their views on this separation have also changed dramatically, thinking that this separation is really hidden, and if they don't sing, they are already amazing, in contrast, they are very immature, if they beat Mao Tao during the day that day, the mood of the two will be far less than now.

After experiencing this incident, the two of them realized that they were really lacking in practice, and Mr. Cui saw that they were cool, so he coughed, and then said: "It's cool, remember, don't be blindly impulsive in the future, this won't bring any good results, use your brain more in everything, understand?" ”

The two nodded, and the right and wrong felt more and more that this separation was not simple, so he asked: "By the way, you are not a few years older than the two of us, how can you see it so thoroughly?" ”

The split smiled bitterly, then sighed, and said: "It's not thorough, I used to be more impulsive than the two of you, but I've experienced a lot of this kind of thing, and I understand, I know that I don't have these words for you two, forget it, practice slowly, now that you two have money, how do you plan to spend it?" ”

The two shook their heads in unison, Zhang Shifei looked at the fat man, and the fat man had an indifferent expression, so Zhang Shifei said: "We have already planned this money, all to that Song Lijun, she is now in a stable mood, she was admitted to Uncle Li's company, and now she has a place to live, the staff dormitory, seeing that she is so thin, let's make up for it, it can be regarded as compensating her for Mao Tao."

In fact, if these words were put in the past, it is estimated that Zhang Shifei himself would not believe it, how could the selfish two people care about the life and death of others? But after this incident, the two suddenly discovered that they were so happy to do good deeds.

After listening to this, Mr. Cui nodded with some relief, it seemed that his hard work was not in vain, so he turned around and took out a wad of money and handed it to the two of them and said: "This is your money, don't say that I sell fakes to deceive you, now you two take it back, no matter how you say buy a cigarette and a taxi or something." ”

Zhang and Li smiled, Zhang Shifei took out two or three old hairy heads from Mr. Cui's hand, and did not take them all, he said: "You don't have to pay us back, it's a mess to put in our hands, you are right, we bought experience." ”

Li Lanying didn't feel embarrassed when he saw Zhang Shifei say this, so he didn't take it all, but he didn't feel at ease when he didn't have any money in his pocket, so he took some more, about four or five thousand, which was considered this salary.

Mr. Cui smiled, then took off the cigarette in his mouth, and asked, "Then what do you plan to do in the future, or hang around except every Saturday?" ”

Zhang Shifei shook his head, then stood up with Li Lanying and said, "No, that's too boring, it's equivalent to working in vain, and it's far less interesting than coming to work with you, ah yes, what is this?" ”

After speaking, he took out the demon egg crystal from his pocket, Mr. Cui reached out and took it, then leaned back on the chair, and said: "I don't know very well, let's call it the demon egg crystal for the time being, anyway, it's on the demon egg, put it here first, you two, if you want to work here for a long time, then come here to work on time at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, and you will be fined fifty for being late." ”

The two shrugged their shoulders and said, "Got it." ”

After that, the two of them turned around and walked out of Fuze Hall, before they had returned to their own bodies, leaving the two beast bodies in Fuze Hall, now Song Lijun's matter has finally come to an end, the two of them are relaxed at this time, although things may be more disgusting in the future, but the two of them already feel indifferent at this time, you have to ask why?

Feeling, a feeling of fulfillment.

It's eight o'clock in the evening, the two didn't go home first, but found a small restaurant nearby, wanting to drink some celebratory wine, and now the two got the first labor income for the first time, how can they not celebrate?

Not to mention, this money earned by spending itself is so righteous! The two of them were very refreshed, but at the moment they knew that it was not easy to make money, so they didn't dare to ask for more, they ordered a plate of dry fried lungs, a plate of pork duaner, a plate of family coolness, and another six bottles of Harbin beer, wiped the quilt with a napkin, and poured beer into it.

Joyfully! They thought to themselves.

But this person is happy, it is easy to drink too much, after each person has three bottles of beer, and each has two bottles, after drinking, they feel dizzy, full of wine and food, just the so-called full warm thoughts**, at this time it is already more than ten o'clock, Li Fat Man used a toothpick to pick his teeth and burped, and then said to Zhang Shifei a little obscenely: "Lao Zhang, you see that we are so happy today, we have not been so cool since entering Yingzhou, you say, if there is no show, isn't it too sorry for the audience?" Why don't we cool off later? ”

After speaking, he took out his mobile phone from his butt pocket and opened a notepad, on which the address Zhang Shifei also knew, it was the kind of immoral sports venue provided by the driver when he took a taxi that day.

(A change is over,There is another chapter in the evening.,The programs and character names mentioned in this article are purely fictional.,Here's a disclaimer.,If there's any similarity, it's pure coincidence.,I hope you don't sit down.,Thank you.") ）

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