Chapter 56 After-sales service
In a blink of an eye, it was almost afternoon, Zhang Shifei and Li Fatzi did not leave, but stayed quietly in Fuze Hall, there are two reasons, one is that Mr. Cui told them that their physical bodies are still here, but the two of them have long known this, because they are angry, they don't have so many scruples, and what really makes the two stay is the second point.
Mr. Cui told them that he would definitely give them an explanation when he waited for the evening.
In the hearts of the two, although the contact with this split has not been for a long time, but the two of them still know the ability of this split, since he said it, there will be an explanation, so the two discussed it, anyway, they have made up their minds, and they don't care about this day, just wait until the evening, if the two are not satisfied, it is not easy for others to find out about their bodies in the dark.
In this day's waiting, Zhang Shifei was a little relieved that the crazy woman, so he called her, Mr. Cui said that after the demon egg was removed, it stands to reason that the woman has returned to normal in addition to being weak, and sure enough, Song Lijun has woken up, and she doesn't remember what happened last night.
Zhang Shifei lied that he was the personnel officer of Li's company, saying that he wanted to hire her, at this time Song Lijun's memory should be very bad, but she still happily agreed, Zhang Shifei asked her where she was, Song Lijun said that she was in the hotel, hearing this, the hearts of the two relaxed slightly, so they made an appointment with her for an interview three days later, and hung up the phone.
Li Fatzi also called his father, saying that he wanted to ask him for an admission place, his father doted on him very much, and he felt a little guilty about blocking his pocket money, so he agreed without saying a word.
After the matter was done, the two of them continued to wait boringly, Mr. Cui sometimes looks like a philistine, but sometimes he really doesn't look like a businessman, today he didn't open the door to do business at all, let the two of them go to sleep in the back room after being casual.
But he didn't sleep steadily, in the afternoon, a group of small guests came to Fuze Hall, there must be a **, that is the kindergarten children next door, I don't know why, they seem to be very familiar with this Mr. Cui, in Fuze Hall just like in their own home, see that Mr. Cui is lying in the room sleeping is hi, those little guys actually smiled very sinisterly, a little fat man took a glass of cold water, and poured down along Mr. Cui's wide open mouth.
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying saw it in their eyes, but Zhang Shifei was also a little worried about these children, afraid that they would be beaten by Mr. Cui.
Mr. Cui was choked awake, but when he saw these children, he was not angry, he got up and wiped a handful of water Lian, and then shouted at them pretendedly: "Who did it?!" ”
Those children were not afraid of him, and when they saw him get up, they scattered and laughed, and Mr. Cui seemed to have nothing to do with them, so he said to them: "Why did you come here, didn't you get Tang Shi in the afternoon?" ”
The children said that their aunt (Liu Yudi) was working now, and gave them an hour of free time to play with Mr. Cui, and Mr. Cui was speechless after hearing it, but there was no choice but to let them all sit down first, and then tell them the story.
Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying The anger in their hearts at this time has not yet dissipated, but after seeing these children with big ghosts, they are not so angry, Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui, he was telling the story with emotion, those little ghosts listened to this seriously, Zhang Shifei also began to despise Mr. Cui after listening to two sentences, and even told these children the story of demons and monsters and Mr. Yin and Yang, these children listened very hard, but there were a few who didn't have a cold, After the story, some children complained to Mr. Cui, saying that your story is too unoriginal, and to take revenge on society is to be retaliated against by society.
This little episode made Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying a little surprised, why is this child so precocious now? Is it the relationship between watching Korean dramas with my parents every day?
Seeing that Mr. Cui also had a way, he stretched out his hand and patted the little girl's head, and then said, "Good, you will understand when you grow up." ”
Mr. Cui seems to like these children very much, although some children are very naughty and mischievous, and they dismantle his stage after listening to the story, but he is still smiling and doesn't care at all.
However, as the saying goes, it is difficult to draw the skin and bones of a tiger, and you can't see the intestines of flowers and flowers if you know people and faces, and the image of this split head in their eyes has not changed, on the contrary, his abnormal performance at this time seems a little hypocritical.
I don't know what will become of these children when they hear his story.
When the story was over and it was getting dark, Mr. Cui sent the children back to the kindergarten next door, and their parents took them home in twos and threes.
Zhang and Li in Fuze Hall were a little impatient, and when they saw that they came back separately, Li Lanying asked him: "Divide up, when do you want the two of us to wait, you can say anything, don't say that we will leave, what kind of after-sales service does it have to do with the two of us?" ”
Mr. Cui smiled, and then said, "Don't be impatient, you two will understand later." ”
At seven o'clock in the evening, Mr. Cui came back after buying a meal, the two of them ate like chewing wax, they felt that eating with this hypocrite was a bit cheap, after eating, it was already more than eight o'clock, after Mr. Cui packed up his things, he held a cigarette, and then said to them: "Come with me." ”
"Where are you going?" The two asked.
Mr. Cui scratched his head, and then said impatiently: "After-sales service, didn't I tell you two." ”
Naturally, the two didn't figure it out, but they didn't know what medicine he was selling in the gourd, so they had to follow, thinking that it would be good to figure it out, and save it in the future.
So the two went out with Mr. Cui, after Mr. Cui locked the door, he walked slowly in front, the two followed, and saw that Mr. Cui was holding a hand behind his back, humming a little song in his mouth, looking like he was walking after dinner, Li Lanying couldn't look at it again, only to see him come forward to Mr. Cui and say impatiently: "Where are you going to take me to?" Can't you take a taxi? Didn't you say you were going to give us both an account? Where? Hurry up, or you will return our bodies, and we will not play with you. ”
Mr. Cui laughed for a moment, and then said: "It's not over, where is there so much nonsense, talk and beat up again and confiscate the body!" ”
Seeing this obscene split released cruel words, the two of them were speechless, after a day, the anger in their hearts at this time was not so much, it can be said that they gradually calmed down, they knew that if this split head wanted to rectify them, it would be easy, so they all held their sullen breath and followed behind Mr. Cui.
The sky was completely dark at this time, and Mr. Cui seemed to enjoy this kind of walk, they walked slowly, and Mr. Cui still sat down to rest when he passed by the garden or something, and the time passed little by little, and there were fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road, and he had walked for four hours.
It's already twelve o'clock.
When the two of them were about to wear out the last bit of patience, Mr. Cui stopped, then turned back to them and smiled and said, "It's here." ”
The two came back to their senses, looked around, and were immediately surprised that Mr. Cui actually led them to the 'second milk community' again! It turned out to be after-sales service here, and the two of them suddenly wondered a little in their hearts, but the demon eggs were all killed, what else did they 'serve'? No matter what it is, as long as it is for Mao Tao, the two of them will resolutely not do it!
Mr. Cui saw that the two of them were very unhappy, so he sat on the side of the road, and then motioned for them to sit down, but the two did not move, and Mr. Cui said with a smile: "Do you two think that I am a philistine, and I can not distinguish between black and white for money?" ”
The two did not speak, and the silence was answered.
Mr. Cui smiled, and then said: "You two, you still haven't been in contact with society, let me ask you, even if you two beat that Mao Tao during the day and cripple him, what use can it be?" Can Song Lijun get a little benefit? ”
The two didn't speak, they were still silent, but this silence was indeed from the heart, indeed, even if the grandson's leg was broken, Song Lijun still couldn't get any compensation, and this anger was very unhappy.
I saw Mr. Cui say, "You two, forget it, come and sit down." ”
The two of them were a little stunned when they thought of this, so they sat down, only to see Mr. Cui say: "It's not that I don't want you two to fight, I also know that you two are not afraid of anything, but you must know that the courage of the two of you in the morning is purely the courage of the horseman, except for being able to beat yourself to the police station, there is no meaning. ”
The two of them were right to think about it, but this breath was really uncomfortable, so Li Lanying said, "Then what do you mean?" ”
"Hit!" Mr. Cui said, "Either you don't fight, or if you want to fight, you can do it in one step, so that this grandson can no longer harm anyone, but you have to let him take the money!" ”
After finishing speaking, Mr. Cui took out a handful of money from his clothes and said to the two: "This is the money given by Mao Tao, 10,000 yuan, for the two of you, you two spend it yourself or give it to the woman as you like, then I will tell you how to do it, come, get closer." ”
After that, Mr. Cui told the two of them what to do, and after the two listened, they only felt that the contempt for this split in their hearts disappeared instantly, and they both admired the guy in their hearts, only to see Li Lanying fiercely hugged the split head in his arms, and then beat his back fiercely, and said repeatedly: "Split up!" I really misjudged you, you are such a man! It's a genius!! ”
Mr. Cui pushed him away in disgust, and then scolded: ", isn't it time for you to scold me?" ”
Li Fatzi smiled and didn't speak, but his heart was full of admiration for this separation, and the same was true for Zhang Shifei, he felt that this separation was really leaky, and it looked extremely obscene, but it was ten million times better than the method they could come up with.
The three of them looked at each other and smiled, and then they sneaked into the community, and touched the door of the unit, because the door was broken, so there was no obstacle, the three of them quietly went up to the seventh floor, and came to the door of the room, at this time, everyone should be asleep, Zhang Shifei looked at the door, and said to Mr. Cui with some sorrow: "Split, it's over, you returned the key to his grandson, what if you can't get in?" ”
Mr. Cui smiled evilly, after all, he was also a young man, not a few years older than the two, I saw him reach out and take out a yellow paper talisman from his pocket, and then said with some contempt: "Just kidding, I want to enter the door and what key do I need." ”
I saw him obscenely holding the talisman and blowing on the keyhole, and the door clicked open, and the two of them were overjoyed, but they didn't expect that this split would pick the lock!
But neither of them made a sound, they knew that Mao Tao should be in it at this moment, if nothing else, he should still be holding a female monkey and dreaming of Zhou Gong together, the two of them thought, sleep, this is the most terrifying nightmare you have ever had.
Mr. Cui nodded obscenely at the two of them, and then took out two talismans from his pocket and pasted them on the chests of the two, and suddenly, the two talismans emitted a green and faint light, illuminating the two of them so weirdly, but this is nothing, the green light passed, the skin of the two seemed to turn white, and blood oozed out, and a piece of wounds like rotten flesh also appeared, looking like zombies.
Zhang Shifei touched himself, but he didn't feel it, Mr. Cui told them: "This talisman is an illusion, it's like makeup, the time limit is one hour, you can play freely in this hour, I'll go downstairs and smoke a cigarette first." ”
After speaking, Mr. Cui went downstairs, leaving Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying to look at each other and smile, and then strode into the door.
"Who!?" Mao Tao's voice came from the bedroom.
In the dark room, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's green faces were very infiltrating, and they showed their true appearances as soon as they turned into them, as if they were biochemical zombie chickens and zombie bears.
The two of them walked slowly to the door of the bedroom, and then smiled evilly at the man and woman on the bed who had just woken up and were about to pee their pants, and said, "Hello Monkey King, we are the Bird King and the Bear King. ”
(The second watch is over, here I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance~~~)
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