Chapter 126: Extra-large stinky fart
The fart boss saw the strange situation in the pit, and was secretly frightened, but his face still showed disdain, spat and muttered: "Die early and live early, don't drag mud and water anymore, it's better to die!"
As he said this, the corpse in the pit bounced even harder, and the muscles of the face were twisted with rage on that dead face.
At the same time, a strong smell of blood penetrated into the nostrils, making people feel sick.
Only then did the fart boss realize that when he hugged the restless corpse, the occasional blood from the corpse had stained the black pigskin coat on his body, and the palms of his two hands were as big as a piece.
"Damn, the poor ghost is just a lot of trouble!" the fart boss muttered dissatisfiedly, patting his legs and feet as if they were broken, and angrily took off his fur coat, crumpled it into a ball, and smashed it into the grave.
The coat opened out of the void and covered the body of the restless body tightly, and the body immediately quieted down, and it became a veritable corpse.
"Dig and fill the soil!" roared in the mouth of the fart boss, and sat with a strong and powerful action of digging and filling the pit, "Why don't you cut the mess quickly, what do you want?"
The fart master on the excavator didn't fully understand the words, but he completely understood the micro-expressions, and immediately obeyed the words and acted.
Now, the fart boss had experience, and he took a look at the excavator to fill the soil, and then at the place where the corpse of the farmer's child once slew.
The corpse of the peasant's son, the third time he entered the pit, was forever in the pit, and he did not make any more surprise like the first two times.
The fart master in the cab of the excavator was like having a soul disorder, digging again and again to fill the pit, and then pounding it with the bottom of the bucket again and again.
There is a world that disappears in an instant, constantly digging and filling, and then constantly pounding, and this becomes a new world, a new existence that remains unchanged.
Due to the beating again and again, the entire mountain forest slowly shook, as if some kind of desolate giant was born, and it was about to occupy the three worlds of people, ghosts and gods.
The fart boss was stunned, then angry, roaring like thunder, and even called a halt, but all the words became the "fart" he had always talked about, and dispersed with the wind.
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng are well-informed, and they can't help but change color with each other.
The burial of the corpse was unsuccessful twice, it was these two ghosts who were secretly making trouble, Cao Jinzhu easily replaced the corpse with stones, and Mao Changsheng easily replaced the corpse with a dry pile, but at this time, the two ghosts were a little powerless against the excavator that was repeating simple actions out of control.
It's still the fart boss who has great powers, humming and chirping, bouncing and jumping, while clumsily climbing on the excavator, knocking on the door of the excavator cab, and giving the fart master three real slaps in a row.
The fart master was stunned.
The excavator stopped operating.
"Son, it's time for us to go. The fart boss's tone softened, but it didn't lose the taste of blessing, "Forget about everything, just act as if nothing happened." In this world, many people are born every day, many people die every day, life and life, it's all some, don't affect our good mood, don't affect our good mood at the moment. Let's go, go back and drink, hug the woman, and throw everything out of the clouds. ”
The fart master with long hair and shawl, in a trance, nodded his head like a fool, and said with a foolish smile: "I buried him...... Hey, I buried him......"
"Yes, everything is buried!" the fart boss clumsily got off the excavator's treadmill, grinning at the pain in his legs and feet, and said with relief, "Everything is buried!" Tomorrow, no, just tonight, I'll send you to Chengli to recuperate for a while, the little worker who can drive the excavator, there are many......"
"I want to pee...... "The fart master said stupidly, tugging at his trouser belt, one foot high, one foot lower, and walking towards the dense woods, "I buried him...... Hey, I buried him......"
"Alas, I don't dare to defecate in the mountains, it's too unmanly!" the fart boss sighed, and suddenly groped around, "Hey, where is my ID card? Ah, my ID card is in that leather coat pocket! Anyway, go to the police station to report the loss, and get a new one, it's not worth a few dollars anyway." ”
While talking to himself, the fart master slowly got into the dense woods, saw a thick branch that was horizontal, not tall or short, moved two flat stones to overlap, took out a belt and hung it on the branch, tied a circle firmly, stepped on the stone and put his neck in, and then kicked off the stone under his feet, and his whole body hung in the air......
The fart boss waited for a while, but still didn't see his son's fart master come out, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he pounced into the forest like a hungry tiger.
"Son, why are you so stupid?" The fart boss looked for a while, and then found the fart master who was hanging in the air, impatiently hugged the two legs of the fart master, sent it up three times, and after the head came out of the belt sleeve, he put the fart master on the ground, "Son, why are you so stupid? If you want to hang your neck, you have to find a rope, and the belt can't hang people." ”
However, Master Fart's body has frozen, and it is no different from Bing Kuai.
The belt can't hang people, that's the wishful thinking of the fart boss - what can suffocate people can naturally take people's lives.
The fart boss howled three times sadly, then calmed down, gave the fart master three slaps, and saw that the fart master did not move, so he bent down, mouth-to-mouth, and artificial respiration.
As soon as the fart boss took three breaths, he screamed like a pig and shook his head hard.
Finally, the fart boss was freed, but his mouth was full of blood.
The fart boss screamed "uh-uh", opened his mouth and spat blood, and Mao Changsheng and Cao Jinzhu, who followed him, had seen it really - half of the fart boss's tongue had been bitten off.
The fart master on the ground, straight and stiff, no longer showing any signs of a living person, the bloody mouth, slowly slid out of a half-rootless tongue, and then everything fell into silence.
"Son, son...... "The fart boss shook the body again and again, and called out again and again, "Son, you can't die like this...... Iniquity, iniquity, came unclearly, and went unclear......"
These words were vague, but the poor dead ghost Mao Changsheng and the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu could hear them clearly.
There are some words that people cannot hear clearly, but ghosts can hear clearly.
The fart boss tossed around, picked up the body of the fart master, and staggered to his limousine, muttering to God: "What is this? What kind of is this? Who put it, such a stinky fart?"
Yes, in the minds of some big people, everything is fart except themselves.