Chapter 127: Ghost Confusion
Full of despair and sorrow, the fart boss carried his son who had hanged himself into the car, and as soon as he left the forest, an argument immediately sounded in the forest.
"Hanging that stinky boy is the credit of Sister Ben. ”
"It was a joke of the sister of 'Sister Ben' to let that stinky boy open his mouth and bite off half of the tongue of a pig. ”
"It's really the practice of the little sisters to boast about such a small thing - the real eldest sister is very modest, she doesn't like to hurt people, and she doesn't like to boast about hurting things as glory!"
"I'm not meritorious, there's no merit, and I regard incompetence as a virtue, and only a fat woman has such a cheeky skin to say such things!"
"Fat women have always been brazen, otherwise, what capital would there be to get fat. ”
"Those who know me, the two little sisters are also!"
As soon as the steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu and the poor ghost Mao Changsheng heard it, they knew that it was the three precious female ghosts of the hanging ghost, the tongue pulling ghost and the swelling ghost.
However, Cao Jinzhu patted Mao Changsheng's shoulder, signaled to be silent, and was ready to listen to what the three treasures would say behind their backs.
At this moment, an old female ghost reprimanded: "Three dead girls, what are you arguing about here?
An old male ghost also made a voice: "Boss, don't open your mouth and say ugly things, love to offend people when you are alive, love to offend ghosts when you die, and cause trouble everywhere, how to live a peaceful life?"
"Hmph, dead old ghost," the old female ghost was angry, "you are a lot old, and you still want to please the young female ghost? hehe, you forget it, you want the old horse to gnaw the tender grass, and you don't touch how many teeth you have!"
"Ahhh......h Gather some virtues, don't talk nonsense!"
Hahahaha......
Hey, hey, hey, hey......
Hee-hee-hee-hee......
Three kinds of arrogant and untamed laughter immediately came to mind in the woods.
The poor ghost Mao Changsheng frowned.
Those two old ghosts are clearly his mother and father.
Do you want to meet the two old ghosts? The old ghost is always very annoying.
Wouldn't you hide from seeing the two elders?
The steamer ghost Cao Jinzhu is a clear-eyed ghost, and he understood the mind of the poor ghost Mao Changsheng at once, and felt that it was inconvenient to say anything, so he was silent.
In the midst of this hesitation, I suddenly heard the old female ghost cry out in a fuss: "Who? Who touched my ass? I'm so old, and there are still ghosts who steal my ass and lose my conscience! Old ghost, is that you? Do you still have this mind?"
"Wife, why do you say that?" the old man explained angrily, "I can't even keep my old bones, and I don't know when it will fall apart, how can I still have the heart to touch your ass?"
"Ahh
"Oh, three good girls, you are all right," begged the old man, "such a joke is no longer suitable for this old pious woman." ”
Cao Jinzhu smiled and whispered to Mao Changsheng: "There is a ghost who is insulting your mother, do you want to save it!"
Mao Changsheng shook his head, frowned and said: "Don't respect the old, don't choose what to say, it's okay to let her suffer!"
At this time, the swelling ghost Kang Xiumei asked loudly: "You said that three dead girls are fighting for your credit, what is going on? Don't make it clear, I just need to make a lot of effort, you will strangle you to vomit blood in your mouth and diarrhea in your mouth!"
"The girl's subordinates are merciful! the girl's subordinates are merciful!" the old female ghost kept begging, "Her old bones really can't stand the big girl's hands! Alas, wife, you should quickly explain the words!"
"Okay, I'll just say. The old woman's tone was much weaker, "Not long ago, two young people came to dig the grave of me and my wife, and my wife and I were divided into two ways: he went to the rich kid who had long hair like a woman, and I went to the peasant kid in a denim coat......
"Don't say 'you,'" Shajishan the Hanged Man emphasized, "and it's the work of the Hanged Man alone. It's not easy to let people hang themselves, just blow in his ear and say 'you go die', and he will obey and hang himself!"
"Yes, yes, it's the credit of the hanged ghost girl!" the old female ghost was much more obedient, and begged with some asthma, "You've had enough of touching my ass, you should let it go! I'm an old ghost, let me tell you a real thing: for a young and beautiful girl like you, the young man's ass feels good!"
"Do you still want to pay for this?" Ma Mengyao, the tongue-pulling ghost, scolded loudly and warned viciously, "Come on, where is your son Mao Changsheng? What I want to touch most is his ass, not your bare bones! If you don't say it, I'll tear your pants so that you can't even get out of the house!"
"You dare!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng fell to the ground and roared.
The three young female ghosts immediately giggled.