"Poor Dao pinched his fingers, the treasure of the West is soaring to the sky, and there must be a strange treasure born in the depths of the swamp of death......"

"I know, it's the Heavenly Emperor's Treasure Vault!" The little sister raised her hand and replied. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"How do you know?" Monday was shocked.

The little senior sister smiled, "Because it was when Xiao Linzi was fighting with Qingluan and Yellow Bird, it was shocked." ”

“……”

Zhou Zhou Xian stared at Xiao Yu with wide eyes and didn't say a word for a long time.

After a long time, this old Taoist priest who was immortal on the surface, but was actually quite obscene, finally sighed and said:

"A few months ago, Poor Daozheng traveled the world with his granddaughter, and he didn't have the opportunity to see the demeanor of his son, just when you are a peerless character, now it seems that ...... The reason why rumors can become rumors is really exaggerated......"

Hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear you, I didn't live up to the ideal image in your mind, I'm really sorry.

Xiao Yu arched his hand and smiled:

"The Taoist enters the world to practice, and has a deeper understanding of heaven and earth, and may be feathered and ascended to immortal in the near future, which is really gratifying, it is better to let you ascend to Blis......s as soon as possible."

Zhou Zhou Xian burst into tears, "The little brother is kind, and the poor Dao has received it, but the old Taoist cares about his granddaughter and cares, how can he be free and unrestrained?" ”

"It's okay, your wife and daughter, I'll raise them."

Everyone was dumbfounded: "......"

Xiao Yu coughed dryly and said with a shy smile: "I always feel that your words are very handsome, and they are quite appropriate here." ”

“……”

Zhou Zhou Xian was furious, "You kid, don't think about beating my granddaughter's idea, otherwise Lao Dao will definitely strangle you to death!" ”

"Huh?" Xiao Yu smiled and raised his fist.

"Ahem, monks don't speak, sins and sins, Amitayus Buddha ......"

Zhou Xiaohuan's face was slightly red, the eleven or twelve-year-old girl already knew a lot, glanced at Xiao Yu timidly, and quietly pulled Zhou Xian's sleeve.

Xiao Yu ignored the earnest eyes of the old Taoist priest, "One more table", and beckoned the guy to settle the bill.

Zhou Zhou Xian's eyes stared at the oil soup on the plate, and he obviously wanted to lick it with his tongue.

Out of the door of the restaurant, Xiao Yu said goodbye to Zhou Zhou Xian: "See you soon." ”

"Don't mind." The old Taoist priest finally found a free meal ticket in Dawang Town, where the bad guys are gathered, where is he willing to let it go easily, "Poor Dao pinched his fingers, you and I have unfinished fate......

"Such a bad fate, don't do it!"

"Ahem, what do you think of my granddaughter?"

Zhou Xiaohuan was ashamed, and couldn't help but pull him, "Grandpa!" ”

"Xiaohuan follows my old bones, and life is hard." The old man beat his chest and played the emotional card, "You can't bear to see her sleeping on the street with the old way?" In addition, my granddaughter is as beautiful as a flower, if she is favored by a strong man, how can I be good with this old bone? ”

Xiao Yu's eyes were earnest, and he took the first step, "Congratulations to Dao Chief!" ”

"Eh, what do you mean by that?"

"After October, you'll be holding your great-grandson."

“……”

Xiao Yu finally agreed to Zhou Xian's request for companionship. Although this old man is a little obscene, he is well-informed, familiar with the customs and interesting anecdotes of all parts of the world, and it is good to stay by his side to relieve his boredom.

It is said that there is a language in this world that is very simple and effective, and that is - silver.

When Xiu'er pouted her lips and tearfully took out a gold ingot from her small purse and stuffed it into Zhou Zhou Xian's hand, the old face of the vicissitudes of life suddenly became as gentle and bright as a spring breeze, more brilliant than the chrysanthemums blooming after autumn.

"Son, wait a while, go back when you go, and you will definitely rent a house that is smooth sailing and suitable for IKEA!"

The old Taoist priest took the silver, and jumped out as soon as he slipped through the smoke, and he didn't even have time to bring Zhou Xiaohuan with it, and he could think of what the old slut had with his toes.

"So this world lacks a ruthless person like Ming Taizu." Xiao Yu sighed.

It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang hates corrupt officials the most because of his youth experience, and officials who are greedy for 60 taels of silver have to peel off their skins and show them to the public.

……

Who knew that less than half an hour later, the old Taoist priest came back crying and grieving, his clothes were tattered, his hair was scattered, and he was like a little daughter-in-law who was dragged into the corner by three big men and ruined for three days and three nights.

"Childe, the silver has been robbed." The miserable look was simply sad for the hearer, and the listener was in tears, even if Meng Jiangnu came, she had to cover her face and retreat, willing to bow down.

Xiao Yu was shopping and eating with the little senior sister at this time, he raised his eyelids and glanced at the old Taoist, well, there is no missing arm or leg, the other party is obviously merciful.

"Say it."

"It's a long story......"

"Let's make a long story short."

Things are actually very simple, to put it simply, Zhou Zhou Xian took the money, naturally he was rich, stirred his tongue that was not rotten, and spit out words of razor, which frightened an old rich man with trembling and cold sweat, and finally rented a mansion at a very low price, and the rest of the silver naturally went into his pocket.

Seeing that it was still early, he wandered around to eliminate food, and who knew that he would encounter a black shop......

Looking at the "Miaoxian Fang" in front of him, Xiao Yu's face was strange, "This is the black shop you are talking about?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey." The old slut rubbed his hands together and smiled obscenely.

Zhou Xiaohuan was so angry that his face turned red, "Grandpa, you, you actually entered this kind of place!" ”

Zhou Zhou Xian coughed dryly, with a fairy wind on his face, "They cried and shouted to invite me in, and even knelt on the ground and kowtowed, crying blood, if I didn't agree, I would crash to death on the wall...... The old man has the world in his heart, and he has always been compassionate, how can he sit idly by. ”

Before the words were finished, a smoky sister had already giggled and said:

"Yo, the old fairy is here again? The pink girl is waiting for you to take a mandarin duck bath together. ”

“……”

This Miaoxian Fang is the ancient green building, although it is located in a remote area, the configuration is readily available: there are two big red lanterns at the door, standing with grease and powder, the charm is still there, the turtle who wears a melon skin hat and smiles flatteringly, and the sister who exposes a large snow-white chest, the posture is lazy, the fat swallow is thin, and the laughter of the warbler Yanyan is even more far away.

"Phew! Shameless! The little senior sister snorted lightly, a touch of red flew on her face, and she pulled Zhou Xiaohuan back.

On the contrary, Blaze was quite interested, and a pair of eyes were staring left and right, "This is the Qinglou, I heard that this place is the Merry Cave, the land of bliss, the ultimate paradise for men, hard to enter, soft to come out......"

"Where did you learn these words, it's so obscene." The little senior sister's face turned crimson, and she was also stopped, "Don't say these obscene words again in the future!" ”

"I'm going to go in and be an uncle......"

"Don't go!" Once the little senior sister takes over, the aura of the righteous demon will spread, suppressing all disobedience, "How can my daughter's family go to that kind of place!" ”

Pulling a few girls along, the little senior sister looked at Xiao Yu and said with a smile:

"Xiao Linzi, if you can't come back before I finish this cup of tea...... Hmph. ”

“……”

This Miao Xian Fang is the leader of the local green house industry, because both the scale and quality are much more high-end than the pheasant shop on the roadside, but it still has not completely solved the problem of ventilation and ventilation - Xiao Yu walked into it from the cool breeze outside, and was cleaned by the evening breeze on the street The inside of his nose for a long time was immediately poured into a mixture of wine, sweat and fat powder, which was not unbearable, but made people have a kind of adrenaline rush secretion.

The temperature inside Miaoxian Fang should be five or six degrees higher than outside, and in the dim light, people are boiling, some people are crying, some people are laughing, life is varied, and so on.

It is worth mentioning that the girls here are all young and beautiful, smiling, charming and colorful, such as the one who swayed his waist from Xiao Yu and walked by in a variety of styles-

The black hair of the shawl is on the shoulders, the eyes are like autumn water, the lips are like vermilion lacquer, and the long sleeves of water green completely cover the seemingly weak delicate body, and vaguely let people see the suffocating little waist, and the pitiful eyes that want to refuse and welcome are really amazing: they are worthy of being Qinglou women, and they are all acting masters.

"This wine is so sour, I'm going to change the bottle!" A petite maid was stopped by a frowning guest.

The little maid tilted her head slightly and muttered in a low voice:

"My sister once said that if the customer is not satisfied with the service, he should ...... You should keep smiling, and then provide unhelpful clichés and nonsense to the guest, and if the guest continues to make unreasonable demands, put the blame on your superior, as long as you follow this method, it will not cause a rough backlash from the guest......"

Hey, you've already said it, and you've been heard clearly by the guests!

After reviewing the coping skills, the little maid raised her head, her tone was very gentle, but there was an obvious smirk on the corner of her mouth.

"Sir, is there anything wrong?"

The guest frowned and said, "I said that the wine is too sour, give me a new bottle, and your smile is too fake, bad review." ”

The little maid was silent for two seconds, then pressed the index fingers of both hands on the sides of her mouth to help her lips bend upwards to form an arc: "So, are you satisfied with such a smile?" ”

“……”

Satisfied with your sister, I didn't see the eyes of the guests turned into dead fish eyes, no matter how you look at this smile, it is full of malicious ridicule.

The little maid leaned sideways and muttered, "No way, because this guy is so annoying, I can't even make a fake smile in front of him, so I am so distressed......"

Enough, don't confide your inner thoughts when talking to yourself, the guests have been hit by you like black coal. Where are the consumer advocacy organizations? I want to complain that these maids not only have a bad service attitude, but also inflict indiscriminate mental damage on the guests.

In this case, a man can't bear it, this big man with a beard and a rough appearance is obviously a real man, so he squeezed the wine glass with a snap, condescendingly, and sneered with the attitude of an eagle looking down on the little chicken, which was very hideous.

And then ......

There is no then.

Looking at the man who was knocked unconscious by three punches and two feet, with a long nosebleed and a peach blossom on his face, Zhou Xian Lao was relieved, and his tone was quite gratifying: "My way is not lonely, my way is not lonely." (To be continued.) )