"Well, then, it's your turn." As Kurai Yu exited gloomily, the eyes of the three members of the cursed family fell on the adventurer at the end again.

This guy didn't have any nervousness, just brushed his hair, his eyes were melancholy, and he said with a vicissitudes of expression:

"Actually, five hundred years ago, I was a pig ......"

The style of painting is wrong, although you look like a pig now, it doesn't mean that you were a pig five hundred years ago!

"At that time, I worked in a public institution called Heavenly Court, and I was also a supervisor, and I was also in charge of the Tianhe Eight Million Water Army, and I also traveled in the Liuhe Eight Wilderness. Unexpectedly, my boss actually gave me small shoes. ”

This thing said with empty eyes:

"I still remember that day, the Jade Emperor grabbed my hand and told me to take care of the 'Chang'e' who had just risen from the Nether Realm, and to perform it as a daily task."

"Unexpectedly, I drank too much wine that day, and I listened to the daily task as a 'day chang' task, so I immediately patted my chest and agreed."

"Poof!" Qin Fen and Li Jie spurted out a mouthful of blood.

, I can't bear to look at it directly! You're still my childhood, bastard! It turns out that Bajie is flirting with Chang'e because he received the task of 'Richang'? My 23K titanium dog is going blind!

"On that day, the moon was bright and the stars were scarce, I stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds, wore a purple and gold python robe, and arrived at the Moon Palace."

The Faceless Man asked the guy with interest for details of that night, but the guy blushed and refused to say:

"Such an embarrassing thing...... How can I say it? ”

"Anyway...... In short, it was Sister Chang'e who took the initiative...... First they stripped me of all my clothes, and then they used my tongue all over my body...... Even there and there ......"

Bastard! Give me back the fairy Chang'e! Do you want to be swept up to the sky by the majority of netizens like a monkey!

And then ...... The bad-hearted Chang'e girl deliberately tickled me, and took away my most precious thing when I couldn't laugh anymore. ”

Your sister, are you still the one who was pushed backwards by Fairy Chang'e?!

"I feel a little breathless when I am pressed underneath, but I am very happy in my heart......"

I'm glad you're uncle, you're M, you must be!

"I rode on Sister Chang'e, thinking that I would never be afraid of being snatched away by others......"

"Wait." Qin Fen complained with empty eyes, "You were down there just now, why did you change your posture later?" ”

This guy actually covered his face with his hands again, and said in a delicate voice:

"Why do you want to ask such a private question...... Shame, shame to death, the first time I was with Sister Chang'e, it was above, this kind of thing, how do you want me to say it. ”

Didn't Nima say it!

This guy lowered his voice, his face was like a sunset, red through half the sky, and he saw Qin Fen and the two of them have a chill:

"Because Sister Chang'e is very lustful, it is not easy to be satisfied, so I had to cooperate with her to change a lot of positions......"

You're boasting too much! Because men's abilities are compared to women's, they are basically ants to elephants, don't you hear the saying "there are only tired cows, and there is no ploughed land".

Qin Fen remembered that he once read a joke at station A, saying that there were two tough sisters in the United States, and there was a whim, so they received nearly 500 men in one day, but afterwards it was just a sore back and legs.

Coincidentally, among the fighting nation Russians, there was a man who did the same, with vodka and viagra, and two women did it thirty-six times a day, but he lost his strength and died on the spot.

It can be seen that when a woman begs you for mercy in bed, she is never really surrendered by you. The reason is either that you upset her and that she wants to sleep, or that she is kind-hearted and wants to satisfy your vanity......

It turns out that the reason why you were caught by the star officer on duty on a certain day was because your physical strength was squeezed dry by Sister Chang'e!

So Chang'e sister is actually a juice girl, she can't touch it for a long time, otherwise sooner or later she will be squeezed to death, no wonder the Jade Emperor also imprisoned her in the Guanghan Palace!

Who knew that at this time, Jia Coconut actually raised his head and said quietly:

"Do you really have that much ability?"

“……”

Wait, there's something wrong with the painting style!

The adventurer grinned, and said with difficulty riding the tiger: "This, that's right, I used to be very strong in that aspect......"

"Oh."

At this point, Gaco's head suddenly lifted, her hands clenched tightly in her long, tousled hair, as if she was building up some kind of determination through this body language.

This guy coughed and felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward, so he loosened his neckline, and was about to continue to ruin the childhood series. Who knows, Gacoco asked again:

"Are you wearing so much heat?"

"This ...... It's a little hot. ”

"I think it's hot, too."

What people never expected was that Jia Coconut pursed his lips, and an abnormal flush appeared on his pale face, and he actually grabbed the hem of the cardigan with both hands, lifted it violently, and took the cardigan off from the top of his head!

Qin Fen was Spartan at that time! I only felt that a thunderbolt made my limbs numb.

Because...... I'll it! I didn't have anything underneath the cardigan! The upper body of the coconut is vacuum, and there is not even a thread! The delicate and delicate skin like a little white sheep has been exposed to everyone's eyes, although I know that the gentleman is not rude, the pair of white jade peaks that are not big but have a good shape, as well as the small pink gem at the top of the peak, deeply pierced into everyone's eyes!

What the hell are you going to do? Are you going to scare your dad to death when you suddenly undress! Our innocent boy's eyes have been blinded! As a world-famous female ghost, shouldn't you pull out our intestines and break our necks? What a fuss when you take off your clothes! Do you want to use the technique of seduction to make us squirt blood to death?

"You...... Why are you undressing? The adventurer was stunned and asked.

"Cause...... Because I feel hot, shouldn't I take off my clothes? ”

I'm vomiting blood! Qin Fen really vomited blood this time. What a shy expression on your face!

"I—I didn't let you take off your clothes!" The adventurer, who boasted that he was so good at bed, was about to cry at the moment, and whispered, "I just really think you're going to be hot!" ”

Ga Coconut's face suddenly became gloomy:

"What, aren't you happy?"

"Hmm...... Not upset, but just startled," replied the fellow incoherently, "if I had to choose between happy and unhappy, I would probably be a little happy, no, no! I mean......"

With a bubble of tears in his eyes, he looked at Tsuyoshi Saeki for help, but unfortunately after this guy lost his face, he didn't care at all that his wife was NTR by others in front of him!

Under the old chandelier in the room, the bare shoulders of the coconut reflected a dazzling and ambiguous light, and she was half smiling, half threatening:

So, what do you think...... Can I? ”

"Alright, you can go." Jia Coconut looked at Qin Fen and the others, and waved his hand as if chasing flies. Then he looked at the adventurer who was in the middle of the day with affection:

"That, I'm also a juice girl, please advise!"

“……”

At this moment, Qin Fen deeply understood the definition of "pit father".

Mom: Daughter, call your dad and ask him to come back for dinner

Daughter (5 years old): Dad doesn't answer the phone, it's an aunt who answers

An hour later, the husband came back and knelt on the keyboard for two hours

Mother: Daughter, tell your dad what he did wrong today

Daughter: Dad's call today was answered by an aunt

Dad was confused: what did she say?

Daughter: Auntie said that the person you dialed is on the phone

……

Cast a 'brother go first, there will be a period later' look, Qin Fen turned around without saying a word and slipped away.

The white light flashed, and Qin Fen reappeared in a silver-white lounge, with an expression on his face that had survived the catastrophe.

He took a deep breath, adjusted his mood, and then looked at his watch, and a line of information emerged:

"Successfully clear 'Undead Story Time' will reward 20 game points, and the current highest record: 8 rounds."

Qin Fen blinked: "I don't know if I can catch up." ”

The Super Amusement Park opens every 24 hours, and when someone clears the ninth round, all games are over. And now that someone has made it to the eighth round, he is only one step away from the ninth round, which means that his game journey may soon be over.

"Forget it, it's useless to think about this, let's take care of the matter in front of you."

Qin Fen shook his head, regained his composure, and began to rest. After all, what happened just now was too terrifying, and when the break was about to end, I found a door and walked in casually.

"What kind of game is this? Let's hope it's not too hard to find a way to live......"

……

The white light flashed in front of him, and he was in a half-asleep state, and I don't know how long time had passed, and when Qin Fen came back to his senses, he had already come to a small "pigeon cage".

The salty and astringent sea breeze, the jolting and shaking of the boats, the heavy sound of wind and waves and the strong smell of sweat hit the nose. It was as if he was a spectator of the CG animation in the cutscene, and instantly broke into this real world.

Qin Fen raised his eyes and looked at the surrounding environment, and found that this should be a crew's sleeping cabin, a yellowed and moldy hammock, stinky socks on the ground, water rubber shoes, waterproof helmets and gas lamps, and so on. The space is small, less than ten square meters, typical of "snail dwelling".

"Well, it's about night...... The location is a certain ship...... What is the background of the game this time? ”

Qin Fen felt a slight anticipation rise in his heart, and then he felt a strange burning sensation from the brand emblem on the back of his hand, he raised his arm, and a piece of information appeared in his mind.

"Game Scene: Extreme Cold ......"

"Game difficulty: ???"

"Rules of the game: complete a pirate career on this stormy sea...... Well, I'll admit it's not easy to do, but it's not completely impossible, as long as you have a certain amount of courage, and luck. ”

"Rule 2: Survive for 30 minutes."

"Note: I would like to inform you that there is no penalty for failing this mission."