"Whew~~ I thought you were planning to kill a classmate." Mr. Kurai exhaled and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Of course...... It's not going to end there. Qin Fen sighed and continued to open his mouth quietly, "As the saying goes, 'people make mistakes, horses stumble', my action was unfortunately discovered by another neighbor's little girl, so in order to bury the secret forever, I ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

"What kind of trouble is such a sinister smile?" Cold sweat flowed down everyone's foreheads.

The faceless man's eyes gradually became fanatical again, like an addict on the verge of a seizure, although he had no eyes, he could make people feel the burning gaze, so he listened to him:

"Say it! I still want to listen! ”

"Well," Qin Fen flicked his fingers and said, "I won't say much about the hands-on process during the period, anyway, half an hour later, I got the little girl to the farm, mixed it in the feed and fed the cows......"

Bastard, who are you bluffing! Cows are vegetarians, not meat! You must be talking about the Bull Demon King on the way to the west! But the Cow Demon King is not a cow!

"The cows who had eaten the fed seemed to be a little uncomfortable and became very irritable, so I did not leave for the time being, but waited on the sidelines to be sure. And then...... The cow pulled out a large lump of cow dung. ”

A short time later, a swarthy insect climbed onto the fresh, steaming cow dung and began its hard work on the ball of. However, it died quickly, and before dying, it turned its back to the sky, revealing an expression of 'the baby is bitter, but the baby doesn't say'. ”

Li Jie roared with empty eyes: "It's dirty!" The cute baby in my mind was actually blackened into a ball of dung by you! ”

"I think there must be a conspiracy in it." Qin Fen lit a cigarette, his eyes were melancholy, "As the only witness to the crime scene, I think it is necessary for me to solve this strange case." ”

"I researched the farm's breeding records and found out what was going on. It turns out that cow dung contains insecticides, which will cause weakness in the limbs and decline in reproductive ability after eating, just like people with osteoporosis and will easily die of exhaustion. ”

"What a pathetic creature......"

"I haven't heard its last words, but I feel like I've made heart-to-heart communication with it in the afterglow of the setting sun."

"shell lang: Lao Tzu only eats all his life, and you still poison the?!"

"It's not even safe to eat these days!"

"The General Administration of Barefoot, I'm going to report someone for poisoning their!"

Enough is enough, bastard, your brain hole is about to break through the sky. Even if someone poisons the, it is not under the control of the General Administration of Bare Feet, don't think that people have a 'belly' word to take care of this part!

"It's a good story, I like it." After speaking, the Faceling actually gave a thumbs up and gave thirty-two thumbs up to Qin Fen.

Gacozi turned her head to look at the beautiful woman of Kurai, and said quietly:

"So, big-breasted girl, it's time for you to tell the third horror story~~"

Seeing that the first two of them had passed the customs safely, Mr. Kurai's courage also increased, she coughed lowly, cleared her throat and said:

"As for me, I used to be an undertaker, the kind of profession that helped the dead put on makeup so that they could go on the road with peace of mind. During this period, I did encounter a lot of strange and strange things, and listen to me slowly......"

Who knew that Mr. Kurai had just spoken, and the story had not unfolded at all, so Gacoko snorted coldly:

"Unqualified."

"Huh?" Mr. Kurai was stunned for a moment, and then shouted aggrievedly, "This is not fair! ”

"Hmph, on my turf, I've got the final say." Jia Coconut said quietly, "To blame...... Blame you for having bigger breasts than me. ”

“……”

Your reason is too bizarre! It's so weird that it's capricious! We're telling horror stories, not participating in beauty contests!

The speechless Kurai teacher hurriedly remedied: "Then, in fact, my breasts are fake, and there is a silicone ...... inside."

Ga Coconut asked, "Really?" Tell me where you were raised. ”

Mr. Kurai was embarrassed and said, "It's the American ......"

"Hmph, it's a pity, I hate America the most, so you still don't want to listen to your story!"

"Huh? Didn't NetEase say that the United States is a beacon of hope for mankind, and the relationship between our cherry blossom country and the great American emperor is also very good, why are you so disgusted? ”

Gacoco made an expression of rolling her eyes up, and the blood flowed even more violently, which really made people wonder if the eldest aunt had gone to the wrong door......

"Hmph, Americans' self-esteem is the most fragile, haven't you seen that in "Dr. House", everything that can't be cured is black and yellow? The films they invest in, even if they are Oriental-style kung fu films, will try their best to arrange Orientals to play supporting roles and villains, and looks like yours just set off their greatness - I once took over the filming of evil forces, and I played the villain in it, bastard! ”

After hearing this, everyone suddenly realized, and could only say that the horse's fart slapped on the horse's leg, and what could they do in vain?

Qin Fen had watched a scientific exploration program filmed by the Americans before, saying that in 204×, humans landed on Mars, and the United States, Europe, Russia and Japan formed an alliance and sent their respective astronauts to share a spaceship.

This is obviously a popular science film, but it is very political, and there are two main places that make people angry:

First, China belongs to the imaginary enemy of the human alliance in this film, and from beginning to end, not a single Chinese face appears (China uses a robotic spacecraft to land on Mars alone).

Second, the Japanese in the Human Alliance in this film died heroically on Mars in order to cover everyone.

In fact, little Japan died, and Qin Fen, a Chinese, should feel gratifying, but when watching a group of blonde and blue-eyed Caucasian people saluting Bendang-kun (let's call this Japanese) space helmet, Qin Fen suddenly realized that Bendang-kun represented not the Japanese, but all Orientals.

This is the usual method of the Americans, and unlike our "foreign guest" mentality, the Americans feel that foreigners come to their country mainly to make contributions (such as sacrifices).

It is also Hollywood's consistent purpose to let Chinese movie stars play bad guys, and it is almost their basic national policy. Even one of Qin Fen's idols when he was a child, Jet Li was not spared.

I remember Jet Li's first contact with Hollywood, starring in the movie "Boom Cannon 4", the hairstyle was made out of an ugly pigtail not to mention (probably to highlight the ignorance and backwardness of the Chinese), and the ending was also Mel. Gibson was stuck alive with a steel pipe under the water, and the misery is indescribable.

Later, in "Danny the Wolf Dog", Jet Li's image was even more rubbing, and he was an uncivilized barbarian. In one sentence, it is-

I'm betting on a pack of spicy strips, and the special effect isn't even worth five cents!

All in all, Jet Li, who is obviously very good at laughing in the "Fang Shiyu" series, was forced to put on a straight face and play a hideous and barbaric image after arriving in Hollywood, which is dominated by Americans, so as to set off the democracy, justice, and advanced of Americans.

I didn't expect Gacozi to be treated so humiliatingly.,So this Kurai-sensei tragedy.,End the game journey in gloom.。