This poem is less than 30 words in total, but it is also divided into several paragraphs, and there is an editor's comment at the bottom, to the effect that this poem expresses the author's thorough understanding of life, and clarifies that life is full of helplessness, especially the last sentence, which is simply a stroke of genius, fully saying the true meaning of life. That is, there will always be surprises, and there will always be things that you don't expect.

After reading this poem and the comments, I thought to myself that if this is also a poem, then I can write at least five or six hundred poems a day, and how much I can get if I go around submitting manuscripts. There is a famous poet named He, he is good, and he has a pen name called Lu Zi.

I smiled and sent a text message to "Lu Zi": "There is fifty yuan for these words, amazing, congratulations to Mr. Lu." ”

Teacher Lu replied: "This is nothing, I believe there will be more in the future." ”

Sure enough, in the next two or three months, I had already returned to Thailand, and I was able to receive publications and newspapers sent to me by Mr. Lui, and it seemed that every time he published it, he would send me a sample issue, with content ranging from poetry to short prose, and those poems were all clueless, and the prose was incomprehensible. The previous sentence and the next sentence are never next to each other.

It stands to reason that amulets have an effect. Especially the evil yin card, this is not an uncommon thing, and I have long been used to it. But I don't understand what the principle of Mr. Lu from being penniless to now often publishing articles in journals? The things he wrote weren't good, so why could he get paid now and not before? Could it be that the power of evil cards can affect the psychology of reviewers and editors, which is too evil.

That day, Mr. Lu called me and said, "Boss Tian, I think I have become famous." "I asked why, did you publish any poetry and prose, or did you successfully join the Shanghai Writers Association?

"No, at noon, a female reader came to me at the grocery store and said that she liked my poetry very much, and she lifted up her skirt to show me, saying that it was her favorite panties." Teacher Lu's voice was a little excited.

I was shocked: "Is there such a thing? ”

Teacher Lu said proudly, "Of course! It's a pity that my wife's unit has a half-day holiday today, so she came to the store to look for me, and just bumped into it, which not only ruined my good deeds, but also was beaten several times by my wife with a broom in the store. I'm desperately trying to explain just the reader. It's admiration for his talent, but my wife doesn't believe it at all, it's not that it's the lady I spent money to find, and she wants to prostitute herself in the store. ”

Let's be honest. I don't believe that he has this ability, and he is not a big writer and a star, even if female readers like your crooked poems of tofu blocks, they will not take the initiative to come to the door to dedicate themselves, then there is a shortage of men.

Teacher Lu was anxious: "Those laypeople don't believe it, why don't you believe me?" This is the power of the amulet, and now they say that there are ghosts in my poems, and they also say that I am a ghost. Look, aren't there ghosts in the Buddha cards? "I thought to myself that was sarcastic to you, and you did.

I didn't pay attention to it, and I went through the garbage bins every day. Sometimes you can still pick up money, so even people like Mr. Lu will still have unexpected surprises. Maybe it's the effect of the evil card, but I definitely don't believe this guy can make a name for himself. Because judging by his current changes, his poetry and prose are still like that, not much has changed. It's not the same as the art clients I've taken before. For example, the photographer of Beipiao in Beijing, his previous works had no spirituality, but after he invited an evil brand. The artistic photos taken are really weird and different, with a unique style, but they are very popular with customers. But this Mr. Lu's poems are still king, and the content is all trivial. Anyone will. I usually open a small grocery store, and I guess it hasn't changed much.

More than ten days have passed in a blink of an eye, and in the evening of this day, I suddenly thought of this great poet of "Lu Zi". I want to ask what has improved recently, but I wonder if it still doesn't work, will he settle accounts with me? I don't think so. I have seen through this Teacher Lu, he is pretentious, eager to become famous, with his current mentality, even if he complains about me. He will continue to ask me for a license, anyway, I have already made up my mind and am ready to start a chain operation on him.

I called Mr. Lu and asked, "How many publications have been published recently?" Why didn't you send it to me? ”

"Oh, I'm busy, I'll talk about it when I have time." Mr. Lu's voice seemed to have changed, and although his style of speaking was a little crazy before, it was full of emotion and funny, but now it was cold and unemotional.

I thought he was in a bad mood, or something was going on at home, so I asked what he was busy with and whether there was a drama about publishing. Teacher Lu said, "I am busy washing away the sinful souls of myself and others, looking for inspiration. Don't bother me. ”

As soon as I heard this, I didn't think he was in a bad mood, so I asked how to wash it. Teacher Lu asked, "You don't need to ask, because you are a businessman." The soul is too greedy to be washed away, so it's useless to look at it. ”

I hurriedly asked, "What are you looking at?" ”

"I write poetry now to cleanse people's souls, and every day magazines call me and compete to publish my poems, but I can't get busy. The magazine also said that readers were fascinated by my poems, and a female reader once called the magazine and asked for Mr. Lu's contact test, saying that she must marry me, even if I have a wife and children, it will be fine. Teacher Lu replied.

I couldn't cry or laugh: "Like last time, a female reader came to you to show love?" ”

Teacher Lu said: "This is not called showing love, but dedication. They wanted to give their bodies to me so that they could be purified of their minds. Thinking beautifully, am I such a casual person? "I thought to myself that you are not a casual person, I'm afraid you are not a random person. But Mr. Lu's poetry is like that, in the eyes of a layman. It's all about being funny and ugly, and I'm afraid it's hard to be elegant in the eyes of insiders. If you really have the literature of He, Gu Cheng and Beidao, there are one or two famous sentences that people quote to this day. But Mr. Lu's level is ordinary, and there is no reason to be popular no matter what, why did he suddenly become popular?

So I was skeptical of his words, so I asked, "Teacher Lu's poetry is so popular, can you let me read it?" ”

"Okay, but it's too much work to send publications. I'll take a picture and send you MMS. He replied, and I hurriedly agreed. Ten minutes later, I received an MMS message from Mr. Lu on my mobile phone, with three photos. They were photographed on a certain page of the magazine, and they were all poems signed "Lu Zi". The style is no different from before, except that the number of words in each paragraph is more, but the content is strange.

One of the poems reads something like this:

"Feeling cornered and boring?

So what are you waiting for!

rope

pesticide

blade

The roof of the building can be,

You will soon be reincarnated again,

Sooner or later, I'm going to die. ”

I don't understand why this kind of poem can be published in the official national magazine. Tell someone that if they commit suicide, they can be reincarnated immediately and start living again? The other three poems are all similar, either related to death, or seem to have a side game with sex. I texted Mr. Lu and asked, "These poems are very popular?" ”

I was surprised by Mr. Lu's reply: "Last month, a reader became mentally ill because of reading my poems, crying and laughing, and it took half a month to get better. Her family also approached the magazine and asked them to compensate for the damages, but the magazine's circulation went up instead. ”

"This ...... Not quite right? I texted, "Is there a suspicion of instigating people to find short-sightedness?" Suppose a reader happens to be in a low mood and can't think about it, wouldn't your poem play a role in pushing? ”

Teacher Lu replied: "Poetry is just a ruthless whipping of feudal superstition, who knows if someone takes it seriously." ”

I really can't figure out how Mr. Lu could have such a strange change. At this time, he sent a text message again: "I am going to Beijing the day after tomorrow, there is a modern poetry club, and I am specially invited to be a guest, do you want to come and see?" "I hurriedly said that I was too busy to have time, and I would definitely go if I had the opportunity in the future. Teacher Lu said okay, you can pay attention to the newspapers and online news in a few days, and it is said that many media will come to interview.

A week later, I suddenly remembered the poetry meeting that Mr. Lu said, so I searched the Internet according to the name he provided, but I didn't expect the results to be surprising. Many news stories started with "A reader at a modern poetry gathering in Beijing went crazy on the spot", "Modern poetry or a life talisman?" In the process of reading poems in a poetry club in Beijing, some people want to commit suicide".