I have been in the Buddhist brand business for more than two years, and I have only sold one mountain spirit, and I still met the strange customer Lao Tu in Faku County, Shenyang (see the old version of Tianya for details), and Fang Gang has been doing this business for seven or eight years, and he has never sold a single one, which shows the rarity and unpopularity of mountain spirits.

In the hotel. I told Xiao Yang about this business carefully, and then told her that as long as I did it in the general direction I said, the details could be played by herself. Xiao Yang was still a little nervous, for fear of ruining my business, and said seriously: "Brother Tian, if I mess up the acting, will you hate me as much as you hate Lao Xie?" Also find a handsome guy to fix me, cheat on my feelings and then dump me, and make me miserable for the rest of my life? Fang Gang and I laughed.

In order to make a good show, I asked Fang Gang to send messages to most of the Thai Azan he knew, saying that there was a big customer who wanted a mountain spirit, Xiao Ling or a human spirit, and asked if there was any goods. As a result, all the Azan said no.

Xiao Yang was listening to Fang Gang's phone call next to her, she didn't understand Thai. They pestered me to translate. At my half-baked level, I can only translate it roughly, which means that Fang Gang is contacting those Azan masters and asking if there are any mountain spirits.

"Mountain spirits? Is it a goblin? Xiao Yang hurriedly asked.

As soon as Fang Fang hung up the phone, I explained: "Mountain spirit is a strange creature that lives deep in the mountains, and it is called shamanic spirit or wasabi in Southeast Asia. Originally, it was likely to be a mandrill, but to become a mountain spirit, you must have scared people to death in the deep mountains. The mandrill was haunted by the ghost of the deceased, and slowly became a non-human creature. Mandrills are originally tall and strong, about the same as adults, but after becoming mountain spirits, they grow shorter and shorter, about five or six centimeters shorter every ten years. ”

Xiao Yang opened his mouth wide: "That is to say." The older the mountain spirit. Is it smaller? How long do they live. Hundreds of thousands? ”

I replied, "There are those who live for hundreds of years, and those who live for thousands of years do not know, and no one has seen them." ”

Xiao Yang was shocked for a long time, and then asked, "Then, what's the use of that mountain spirit?" Is it caught at home as a pet? Will it take care of the home? Is it easy to catch? ”

I said, "Mandrills are already very flexible, but mountain spirits are more agile, let alone catching, and even very few people are there." I sold one before, and it was an apprentice of Master Azan who went into the mountains to collect herbs, got lost after dark, and inadvertently shone a strong flashlight on the face of a mountain spirit. The mountain spirit was most afraid of the bright light, and ran into a big tree in fear and fainted, only to be captured by Azan's apprentice. The mountain spirit is not a fierce beast and is not aggressive, but it belongs to the extreme yin thing, which is soaked in corpse oil by Master Azan and then exposed to the sun, and then imprisoned by the black method, and becomes an immortal dry corpse. The dried corpse of this mountain spirit has dried up and is no longer shrinking, but its hair and nails continue to grow. Their bodies are dead, but their souls are still there, making them the best offerings. Driven by the mantra, it can transform the resentment of the mountain spirit into mental power, help the people who worship it to prosper, and three generations in a row will be rich and rich. ”

"How do you make offerings? On the bookshelf? Xiao Yang asked.

Fang Gang and I couldn't laugh, I remembered what happened to Lao Tu before, so I said: "The method of worship is difficult to say, and simple is also the easiest." Before the opening of the mantra, everyone can see the mountain spirit, but after the opening of the object, it will not work. The mountain spirit should be kept in a separate room so that no one can see the sun, except for the owner who has recited the mantra, and no second person can see it, not even parents, wives, and children. Whoever sees that is unlucky, the master will also suffer. Unless the original owner dies, the mantra will be passed on to the children to continue to worship. ”

When Xiao Yang heard this, he was already stunned and speechless. I pushed it several times, and she suddenly said, "It's amazing, it's really amazing!" Brother Fang, I want to see the mountain spirit, do you have it? Take me to see it! ”

Fang Gang snorted: "You think it's a monkey in the zoo, you can see it if you say you can see it, I made dozens of calls to Master Azan, but they all said no." ”

Xiao Yang is more anxious than us: "What should I do then?" "Fight to help my brother.

I smiled: "There is no best, our purpose is not to buy mountain spirits, but to let those Azan masters or apprentices spread the news to each other, Lao Xie is very cunning, sooner or later it will get into the ears of this guy." When the time comes, when he takes the initiative to contact us, this matter will be more than half. Xiao Yang suddenly realized and nodded again and again.

At this time, I suddenly remembered that Fang Gang had just said on the phone that "Xiao Ling or Human Spirit" was fine, so I asked what it meant. Fang Gang said: "Mountain spirits are actually divided into two kinds, one is after the mandrill mutates, and the other is the human change. ”

"There are still people...... A mountain spirit that a man has turned into? "Not only Xiao Yang, but even I was stupid.

Fang Gang took a puff with a cigar in his hand: "In Thailand, Luang Po Cuba specializes in Buddhism, while those white-clothed Azan practice the ancient Rushi method, which has existed since the time of Hinduism, both of which are decent methods. But many black-clothed Azan cultivators are external methods, such as the Khmer head lowering technique, the Burmese ghost control method, and the like. After the death of these Azan, there are a very small number of yin spirits who are unwilling to reincarnate, but continue to practice the yin ghost method in the underworld, so the corpse will not rot, but it will become smaller and smaller, and the appearance will also change, similar to the mountain spirit. If this kind of person is imprisoned by the black-clothed Azan with advanced spells, he will also become a mountain spirit, and it is no less powerful than the mountain spirit evolved from the mountain mandrill, or even more domineering. ”

I couldn't speak, I had never heard anyone talk to me before? Another thought is also, this kind of knowledge is not understood by everyone, and without a good relationship, who will tell you about it?

Xiao Yang sighed: "Those Master Azan can also become mountain spirits after death? My God, Brother Fang, when will you let us see and understand? ”

Fang Gang shook his head: "Mandrills are already difficult to find, and human spirits are even rarer, so don't get your hopes up." ”

The next thing is to wait, for several days in a row, Fang Gang and I have taken Xiao Yang around eating, drinking, and having fun. Xiao Yang has a lively and cheerful personality, and when he walks, he either holds my arm or holds Fang Gang. She has a good figure, the flesh on her chest is very firm and elastic, and it feels very good to be held by her. Fang Gang, the old brother, obviously enjoyed it too, but Xiao Yang would always throw out some extremely difficult questions, such as can the Buddha card that locks the heart last a lifetime; Why Master Azan is all men and not women; What happens if the person who worships the mountain spirit accidentally stews it and eats it, etc.

Seeing Xiao Yang and Fang Gang close to each other so tightly, I was also a little jealous, but seeing Fang Gang's constipation-like expression when answering Xiao Yang's question, I felt very relieved.

That night, the three of us had dinner at the most famous Tom Yum restaurant in Bangkok, and I went to the bathroom halfway to make it convenient, and when I peed, the phone rang, and I picked it up with headphones and listened to it, and Lao Xie's familiar voice came in. I was so excited that I accidentally peed half of my pants. Lao Xie said with a smile: "Brother Tian, what business are you busy with?" Don't ask me to cooperate anymore. ”

I pretended to sigh: "Alas, business is not good now, and money is not easy to make now. Lao Xie talked with him for a long time, asking what he wanted, no matter how difficult it was, he could find a way to do it for me. I couldn't hold back my laughter, and after a few minutes I said, "If you're okay, I'll hang up first, and I'll have to go to dinner!" ”

Lao Xie couldn't help it, coughed a few times, and asked: "When I asked for a card recently, I heard a lot of Master Azan say that Fang Gang was looking for mountain spirits everywhere, I don't know if Brother Tian has heard of it?" ”

I was already happy in my heart, and sighed: "That's when I asked Fang to just go to find Shanjing, I have a big customer in Zhejiang, is the boss of a large mechanical and electrical group in Dongyang, surnamed Yang, very rich, but he has no son, only a daughter, and he doesn't like to do business, and he doesn't want to inherit the family business." That Boss Yang wanted to invite the mountain spirit to have a thin family property, and I told him that the Southeast Asian mountain spirit could be enshrined, which could make the owner's family rich and wealthy for three generations. Boss Yang asked me to find it, but it's really strange, there is no one in the whole of Thailand! ”

Lao Xie's voice was trembling: "Oh, it's a rich big boss looking for a mountain spirit...... Brother Tian, why didn't you tell me? Are you afraid that the quote I will give you will be expensive? Don't forget that I said I would supply you ten times at cost price! ”

I snorted coldly: "Who knows if you can find it, Fang Gang said, he is the only one who can get the mountain spirit in the entire Southeast Asia." ”