I wanted to cry, remembering what Fang Gang had just said to me countless times before, but I don't know why, whenever there was money to be made, my first reaction was to call Lao Xie and send text messages, and I didn't give up after being fooled by Lao Xie several times. Looking back now, I really don't even understand myself. It stands to reason that no businessman will be like this, he has been deceived by the same person several times and still cooperates.

Fang Gang told me before that after selling Buddhist cards for a long time, and being in contact with yin things all day long, some people will inevitably be disturbed by yin energy, which will lead to changes in personality. Although many card dealers themselves do not wear Buddha cards, they are very greedy for money and lustful, short-tempered, hard-hearted, and more and more indifferent to their families. But I always felt that there was another reason, because I was not hot-tempered and not ruthless. On the contrary, he is often soft-hearted. As it turned out, my guess was correct. Later, after I, Fang Gang and Xiao Yang took care of Lao Xie, I understood the reason.

I called Fang Gang, this guy was eating, and said don't affect his appetite, let me call again in two hours. I said with tears in my voice, "Big brother, I'm sorry for you! ”

Fang Gang snorted: "What is sorry for me, have you slept with my wife?" ”

I said, "Not really, and besides, you don't have a wife......

As soon as Fang asked what the situation was, I told him about Qin Yuan from beginning to end. Fang Gang heard the sound of throwing a steel spoon hard, and said, "It has to affect my appetite, and I won't let people eat!" ”

I walked around the house fidgetily, banging my head against the wall a few times from time to time. Raise your wrist and look at the time. That Omega watch reminded me of Qin Yuan again. I was even more angry.

At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Fang Gang sent a text message, the content of which was only one sentence: "Come to my house and find me." ”

I thought that I would not be able to escape this scolding, so I had to take a bus from Rayong to Pattaya to Fang Gang's apartment. Knocking on the door, the old man was still sitting on the couch, with a few cans of beer on the coffee table and two dishes packed from the restaurant. Just by smelling it, you can tell that it is curry chicken and roast meat. I sat down next to Fang Gang silently, and before my ass could reach the sofa, Fang Gang scolded: "Who let you sit?" ”

I was so scared that I almost didn't sit on the ground, and I said angrily, "What are you doing so loudly? I'm not deaf. ”

Fang Gang sneered: "Who said you weren't deaf?" I've told you so many times not to look for Lao Xie, if you're not deaf, it's impossible not to remember, right? "I have to say why I went to Lao Xie so many times. One is that many businesses are not profitable, and the other is that some customers are more hypocritical, and you don't accept such work, but I want to make this money, so I have to find Lao Xie. This bastard is always cheating on me, and the more I do this, the more I want to make up for my previous losses from him, and sometimes he can indeed handle some very complicated business.

After listening to my explanation, Fang Gang thought for a while, and finally snorted coldly, and began to eat curry chicken and roast meat with beer. Because I was angry, I didn't eat much at noon, and now when I saw Fang Gang eating and drinking, my stomach began to scream. Fang Gang looked at my stomach and asked, "What the fuck is this?" ”

I said that I was hungry, and Fang Gang said, "What does it have to do with me that you starve to death!" "I hatefully said that I don't sympathize with Lao Xie anymore, the fat nine-headed bird, and I have to find a way to fix him well.

Fang Gang said: "Whole fart! After being caught, he was beaten violently and locked in the bathroom for three days and three nights! "Brother Shi.

"I don't like violence, and even if I beat Lao Xie to death, I won't be able to recover my losses, so I still hope to fix him. This old thing values money more than life, and if he can pit him once, he will definitely feel more distressed than death, and let him have a lesson, so as not to pit others again. I said.

Fang Gang looked at me and laughed: "You kid knows Lao Xie quite well, that's right, but do you have a way?" ”

I said, "I've been thinking about this while I'm lying in bed today, and Lao Xie said that the reason why he sold me the evil yin card as the positive yin card was because an old customer booked that card. After Lao Xie advanced money to invite the card out, he didn't expect the old customer to die in a car accident, and the card was smashed in his hand. I have an idea, contact Lao Xie first, pretend to scold him, and ask him to supply me ten times in the future, so that I can paralyze Lao Xie and make him think that I have forgiven him again and will no longer be wary of me. ”

Fang Gang was so smart that he immediately took it over: "Find someone to pretend to be a big customer again, go to Lao Xie with you, pretend to have a big business to do, and find a way to let Lao Xie advance money to make this batch of goods in the process, and then let the pigeons disappear, so that the goods will be smashed in Lao Xie's hands again!" ”

I smiled and said, "This batch of goods must also be something very special, it can't be a regular Buddha Guman, otherwise it will be easy for him to sell it to others." It must be a private version of the Buddha card Guman, or an expensive and difficult feminine object, such as a powerful imp. In this way, it is not so easy for Lao Xie to get rid of it even if he wants to. ”

Fang Gang pointed at me and said, "You kid, you finally have a brain." ”

After eating at Fang Gang's house, a new problem came again, the person pretending to be a big customer must be our good friend, and he must be reliable, and he must have certain acting skills, and he can't be too poor, like my cousin Wang Jiao, who can't hide things in his heart and hasn't seen anything in the world. Lao Xie is very cunning, and he can smell every flaw.

Fang Gang walked around the house: "I have a lot of friends in Southeast Asia, but they basically use money to get along. How much do you think is appropriate? ”

I suddenly remembered someone and asked, "What do you think of someone who is particularly willing to do this, and who doesn't need to be paid, and who is still his own person and is very reliable?" ”

Fang Gang looked at me suspiciously: "Is there such a person?" ”

"Of course there is, isn't Xiao Yang that!" I replied with a smile.

When I called Xiao Yang and told me about it, this girl was so happy that her voice rose several degrees, and my ears were almost deafened. She said that she has been very bored recently, in order to pass the time she is traveling in Huangshan, there are still a few attractions that have not been seen, but the business is important, and now she will come back immediately. First go to Hefei Airport to transfer to Guangzhou, and then call us when we fly to Bangkok.

During the time that Xiao Yang arrived in Thailand, Fang Gang and I began to plot the details of this plan. In order not to make Lao Xie suspicious, he still has to call him first and scold him. Otherwise, he just turned his face with Lao Xie, and when he turned around, he would talk to him about business again, the contrast was too great, and he would be more likely to be suspicious.

In front of Fang Gang, I dialed Lao Xie's phone. This guy picked up the phone and said, "Brother Tian, you, you, listen to my explanation, this-"

"Shut up, you!" I interrupted angrily and scolded him. Lao Xie listened to my scolding resignedly, and occasionally said a few words of "yes, yes, yes". I remembered that Xiao Zhoulai, the Hahan girl in Beijing, scolded Lao Xie for more than ten minutes in her style, and there were a few words over and over again. Although Lao Xie apologized vigorously, his tone was obviously much more relaxed, and in the end, I pretended to hate and said: "I can tell you, you have hurt me a lot this time, and you will supply me ten times at cost price in the future, do you hear?" ”

Lao Xie said with a smile: "No problem, no problem, twenty times is fine!" ”

Hanging up the phone, I asked Fang Gang, "What do you think of the effect?" ”

Fang Gang nodded: "You have cooperated with Lao Xie many times before, and every time you are cheated by him, it is basically these routines, and he is used to it." With what I know about him, I shouldn't be suspicious. ”

I was very satisfied: "That's good, the next thing is to plan the details of this fake business, and as soon as Xiao Yang arrives in Bangkok, we will start immediately!" ”

Two days later, at about five o'clock in the afternoon, Fang Gang and I were waiting at the arrival gate of the Bangkok airport, and from a distance, we saw Xiao Yang, who was dragging a trolley suitcase, waving his hand vigorously at us, running out of breath. As soon as I got out of the gate of arrival, this girl threw the trolley suitcase, gave me a French hug, and then gave Fang Gang another one. This time Fang Gang was not as unnatural as last time, and he still had a three-point smile on his face.

Xiao Yang said excitedly: "Brother Tian, Brother Fang, do you really want me to help you play tricks on Lao Xie?" I've never lied to anyone! I picked up her trolley suitcase, and Fang Gang said, "As long as you follow our plan, then it's foolproof∵ let's go to dinner first." ”

In the restaurant, Xiao Yang asked while eating: "Do you really want to fix that old Xie?" Hearing that Brother Fang said that he was still in the dark, wouldn't he be very pitiful? ”

Fang Gang snorted: "If you don't keep it in the dark, you won't call it whole!" He's pitiful, your brother Tian's most beautiful and richest female customer has been ruined by Lao Xie, is this pitiful? ”

Xiao Yang looked at me, I coughed a few times in embarrassment, Xiao Yang nodded thoughtfully, and pointed at me with a wicked smile: "So that's the case!" I quickly digressed the subject and probably told her about our plans. According to Fang Gang and I's plan, among all the yin offerings in Thailand, the one with the least inventory, the most difficult to get rid of, and the most domineering and expensive yin is none other than the mountain spirit.