Chapter 61: Offering Menstrual Blood

I wondered, how did he know I wanted to run away? I didn't have time to think about it, I hung up the phone, and I finally had an excuse to say to the woman that a friend had something urgent to find me. After standing at the intersection for less than ten minutes, sure enough, Brother Jiang's taxi arrived, I waved my hand at the woman, and without waiting for her to speak, I got into the car and left.

In the car, I was about to ask Brother Jiang how he knew about me, but Brother Jiang found a brand-new Nokia N95 mobile phone, and his face bloomed with joy.

"Where's the phone?" I asked.

Brother Jiang said excitedly: "Just the guy who carpooled just now, the one who wore glasses, do you remember?" He fell it! I got out of the car in a hurry to save his girlfriend, forgot my phone, and didn't ask for an invoice. The phone has been out of battery for a long time, and I don't need to turn it off, hahaha! ”

I was surprised to pick up a high-end mobile phone so quickly, Brother Jiang stretched out his slap and sighed: "It's been five years, I've been driving a taxi for more than five years, and this is the first mobile phone I've picked up!" "I remembered the anxious appearance of the guy just now, and I just wanted to persuade Brother Jiang to send it back to others, but I thought again, what kind of saint to pretend to be in front of others, but I picked up a mobile phone, which may be earlier than anyone else, and Brother Jiang picked up the mobile phone for the first time, so he didn't open this mouth.

This night, Brother Jiang didn't pull back to work, he collected the car early, and he had to invite me to eat hot pot, and when he was eating, Brother Jiang patted me on the shoulder: "Brother, this Thai thing is really smart, I have been renting for more than five years, not to mention mobile phones, I haven't even picked up a hen, it's only been a few days, and I really picked up a good mobile phone, five years!" ”

Brother Jiang was like a repeater, repeating five or five years repeatedly, and when I saw his pride, I suddenly reminded him: "Don't forget to repay your wishes." ”

Brother Jiang smiled and said, "No problem, isn't it just to buy more delicious and fun food, drink and fun, and replace it tomorrow!" ”

I suddenly remembered one more thing, and hurriedly said, "The driver who changed shifts with you, you also have to instruct." You don't need him to make offerings, but don't let him mess with the offerings. ”

"I know," Brother Jiang waved his hand, "I have already said hello to him, and told him that this fat doll is a foreigner from Thailand, and she is full of aura, and you should not touch the things next to it, and don't put anything in that place." ”

Late at night, Brother Jiang sent me a text message, saying that as soon as he got home, the mobile phone was snatched by his wife, which was so rare that he couldn't do it, and he praised him for his ability. I laughed in my heart, and I couldn't say anything.

A few days later, my cousin in Thailand called me and asked me when I would go back, he was going to the Philippines to discuss business for a month, and during this time he wanted to hand over the factory to me to manage, but outsiders were still not at ease. So I booked a plane ticket to Thailand in 10 days.

The next night, Brother Jiang called me: "Brother, there is something I want to ...... I want to ask you. ”

I smiled and said, "What's the matter, you have something to say." ”

Brother Jiang said: "This ...... What if, what if...... Something else was offered to that Kuman Thong, what could be the problem? ”

"What else?" I lifted my heart.

Brother Jiang said: "Cigarettes or something? ”

I replied unhappily, "If your child is only a few years old, do you think he will be happy if you let him smoke?" ”

Brother Jiang was very angry: "Don't mention it, the guy who changed shifts with me is not in shape all day long, if you don't let him do this, he has to do it!" I took over last night only to find out that he had slipped a cigarette into Guman's little hand. ”

I thought for a moment: "Tell him not to do this again in the future, and to offer Kumando something good to eat and drink." ”

Brother Jiang said helplessly: "It's not a big deal, right?" ”

"It should be fine, but be careful in the future," I said, "Kuman Thong is like a child, and his mood is cloudy, so it's best not to mess with it." ”

Brother Jiang smiled: "I bought him a lot of things today, and I made a wish that if you can let me get some foreign wealth, I will buy you a gold bracelet and hang it on your little fat arm." I said don't make a wish, the foreign wealth you get at that time is not enough to repay the wish, Brother Jiang laughed: "How can it be so easy to get foreign money, I have never won the lottery ticket in my life, the last time I picked up money was when I was in high school, I picked up ten yuan." ”

After a few more days, it was already more than two o'clock in the morning, and the phone kept ringing, and I wanted to press it, but when I saw that it was Brother Jiang, I knew that something must be wrong. Picking up the phone, Brother Jiang's voice was extremely excited: "Brother, I picked up a leather bag!" ”

I was stunned: "What leather bag?" ”

Brother Jiang whispered: "There are several bundles of money in it, as well as wallets, passports and visas, and a mobile phone, the interface is all in English." Just now I pulled two foreigners, a man and a woman, and kept arguing in the car, which annoyed me to death. Later, when they got out of the car and were still arguing, I drove away, looked back at the back seat of the car, and found this leather bag! ”

"In that case...... It's best to leave it to the police station. I said.

Brother Jiang said, "Send it back? Didn't I pick it up for nothing, isn't that stupid? "I said that there are passports and visas in that bag, if you don't return them, those two foreigners will probably have to sleep on the street, and they won't be able to go back to China, which is a lot of trouble. Brother Jiang hesitated, and said that he would go home and discuss it with his wife.

I really couldn't sleep this time, thinking to myself, Tong Guman has such a miracle? Then what kind of Buddha cards do I sell, invite him ten or eight earth boy Guman, wouldn't it be prosperous and wealthy?

At about seven o'clock the next night, Brother Jiang honked his horn downstairs, and I went downstairs to get into his car, and at a glance I saw that he was wearing a brand-new big English on his wrist. I knew that he definitely hadn't returned the purse, and Brother Jiang whispered excitedly, "How much money do you guess is in that purse?" ”

"Thirty thousand?" I guess.

Brother Jiang smiled: "There are four bundles of RMB alone, each bundle is 10,000, and there is a stack of foreign currency, I asked someone to go to the bank to change it, it turned out to be German money, what is it called, it is worth more than RMB." ”

I said yes, but it's better to return the purse. Brother Jiang said: "I studied with your sister-in-law for a long time last night, and she said that those two foreigners didn't even ask for invoices, and they definitely didn't know how to remember my license plate number, so what's so scary, just let me keep it." ”

Listening to what he meant, it seems that he doesn't want to pay back the money, and I won't persuade him anymore. Brother Jiang found a Dandong seafood restaurant, and the two of us chatted while eating. From the chat, I learned that Brother Jiang and his wife went to several shopping malls in Middle Street to kill today, he first bought himself a Swiss watch, and his wife asked for three golds: necklaces, bracelets and rings, and he couldn't close his mouth with joy.

After eating, I filled the fuel tank at the gas station, Brother Jiang said that he would take me to a bathing center in Fushun, and it would take nearly two hours to drive from Shenyang to Fushun, I was too far away, and said that I would find a bath locally, but Brother Jiang insisted on going to Fushun, saying that the store was opened by a friend, not only could it be discounted, but the main thing was that the service was good and the girl was beautiful.

Whatever the guest wants, I agreed. On the Shenfu Expressway, I asked Brother Jiang why he was so late today, because the delivery time of Shenyang taxis is four or five o'clock in the afternoon. Brother Jiang said: "That fool who opened the day shift, I scolded him yesterday." That guy drove a special fee, and every time I handed over the car, I had to clean up for half a day, saying that he didn't listen, and he was hard with me yesterday. Today it was time to hand over, deliberately delayed, saying that the car was broken and repaired outside, and it was later. Fuck me, play tricks on me, want to fix me? No way! ”

I advised him to be peaceful, and not to make enemies with others. During the chat, I saw the gold bracelet hanging from Guman's right arm and took it down to look at it. After weighing it a few times, there were about 20 grams, five or six thousand yuan. I smiled and said, "You've got your wish." ”

Brother Jiang said: "That's right, you have to count!" But let's be honest, if you don't buy it this gold bracelet, what can happen? I laughed and said I don't know, but it's better not to make such assumptions.

In addition to the gold bracelet, there are also a few packs of Wangzi QQ candy, a few small bottles of joy, two plates of chocolate, and an Optimus Prime version of the toy van next to Guman. I saw that the seal of one of the packets of QQ candy had been torn open, so I wanted to take one and taste it, grabbed the package in my hand, and saw a blue square plastic object in the QQ candy. I immediately asked Brother Jiang what was going on, and Brother Jiang was stunned: "Why is there such a thing?" I didn't put it, I never used a condom! ”

I looked at him suspiciously, and then took down the bottles of joy, and found that one of the bottles had a strange seal, as if it had been torn open and then glued, and the liquid inside was not pale yellow but pure white. When I smelled it close to my nose, there was a smell of liquor, so I quickly tore off the seal, and the strong smell of liquor filled the entire cab.

"It's liquor, big brother!" I say. Brother Jiang parked the car on the side of the road, grabbed the joy bottle and smelled it, and sure enough, it was liquor. He was anxious: "What's going on?" "I took the chocolate again, tore open the package, and there was a card of erotic services with naked beauties printed on it, the kind that was distributed all over the street. Brother Jiang and I looked at each other, Brother Jiang took the toy truck, looked left and right, opened the back panel of the truck, and a fishy smell rushed out, Brother Jiang reached in and took out a used sanitary napkin, which was still bloody.