The most uninteresting person is the one who disturbs the kisses of others or the people who are *.

The most uninteresting person may act as a catalyst for a moment, making people appreciate for a while, but the greatest possibility is to arouse the long-term disgust or hatred of others.

At this time, what aroused Yan Xiulian's disgust and hatred were two policemen in civilian clothes who ate imperial food.

There was only one policeman who called "stop", and it was two policemen who pulled out their pistols and pointed them at Yan Xiulian and Gu Tian.

Yan Xiulian was startled and wanted to complete the hard-won kiss desperately, but Gu Tian obediently raised her hands.

Raising your hands does not mean that you will give in all at once, but that you don't have to be too nervous and excited.

Seeing Gu Tian raise his hand, Yan Xiulian also raised her hand obediently, but protested with great displeasure: "I kiss with my dearest person in the deep mountains and old forests, not on the street where there are many children, is this also immoral and violates the royal law?"

Holding a gun at Gu Yinglian, a policeman with a pale and thin face like a guest in the Yin Division, his eyes flickered, he looked at Yan Xiulian's thighs, and then looked at Yan Xiulian's breasts that were particularly well-defined because her clothes were wet and tightly fitted, and said arrogantly: "How you want to kiss, how you want*, that's your business, of course it's not a crime." However, you are the ones the commander wants us to arrest or kill on the spot, so that's a little special!"

The fat policeman who pointed a gun at Gu Tian, his face was round and chubby, and he was in stark contrast to the thin policeman, he looked at Yan Xiulian with good intentions, bared his teeth and said: "You have been hiding for so long, Skynet is magnificent and not leaky, and we have finally found it, and you still want to escape, it is wishful thinking!"

Gu Tian looked at the two policemen separately, and said unusually calmly: "Two brothers, look at us, are we like the scum of society who are traitors and criminals? The leaders want to forcibly build a resort in Yuhuang Village, and this eldest sister and I are forced to be cornered, so we can only hide in the deep mountains and old forests, and we will not let us go? We are also born to our parents, we have thoughts, feelings, and we have to be forgiving and forgiving, so let's pretend to be confused and let us go!"

"You're saying that," the thin policeman sneered, "whether you commit a crime or not, we're just on official duty, and if you talk too much to us, it won't work." ”

He turned his face to the fat policeman and said, "Fatty, what do you say? Don't you take the trouble to arrest them back, or do you just kill them?" No matter what we do, there are superior leaders who will stand up to them and kill people, and the big deal is to arrest and attack the police, and fire a warning gun to warn of mistakes. ”

Hey, there is such a trick of power?

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng watched silently in secret, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but be filled with righteous indignation, and unconsciously put his hand into his pocket.

The fat policeman's gaze wandered away from Yan Xiulian again, and he slowly added more evil elements, and said with a big grin: "Arresting people and going back, there are a lot of troubles along the way, so it's better to execute them on the spot." However, that sister-in-law is in the season of youth and beauty, and it is a pity that she died in the wilderness like this!"

Yan Xiulian was terrified, but stood in front of Gu Tian: "You still harm us, then harm me first! If I die, I will definitely be a ghost, so that your whole family will not ......be able to live in peace."

Suddenly, a string of "hahahaha" strange laughter sounded in the empty valley, and the laughter suddenly moved to the west, suddenly strong and weak, which was uncertain and creepy.

The faces of the two policemen immediately changed, and they searched around, but they couldn't see anyone else, so they couldn't help shouting: "Who is pretending to be a ghost?"

"It's me!" a strange tone sounded, but there was still no one else.

All this, of course, is a small performance of the poor ghost Mao Changsheng.

Yan Xiulian approached Gu Tian in a panic, Gu Tian put down the hand she was raising, patted Yan Xiulian's shoulder with her left hand, pointed at Gao Tian with her right hand, and actually made a generous statement: "The Emperor and the Queen of Heaven can learn from my heart! I, Gu Tian, have not violated any laws and regulations, I just want to seek justice for my father, fellow villagers and myself, and I actually want to kill me? I was originally going to petition, but this eldest sister sprained her foot and was delayed, I can't imagine that you, the scum of the police, would want to kill me?"

His right hand swept and continued: "You two want to kill us, how easy is it? Kill us, you can be clever and eloquent, and pass the blame cleanly, but you yourself are all gone, is there a future? See for yourself!"

The two policemen looked around, and their faces immediately changed, and their guns trembled.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was puzzled, and when he looked around, he couldn't help but change his face.

Taller around, next to almost every protruding large rock, there was a sturdy dog, grinning with bared teeth and fierce eyes, staring at the two policemen, who could easily leave the bones of the two policemen without a single order.

Oh, strange dogs, each dog wears a simple yellow cloth ring, and each yellow cloth ring has a mysterious charm on it, which makes the poor ghost Mao Changsheng feel uneasy.

At the same time, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng's heart suddenly became clear: the big cows, horses, and dogs besieging Yuhuang Village were all manipulated by Gu Tian before they went.

Gu Tian, a stranger who came from nowhere, has such a miraculous ability?

Yan Xiulian saw the bear-like appearance of the two policemen, and collapsed her clothes to her shoulders, revealing her white shoulders and most of her intoxicating *.

However, the two policemen did not dare to look at her anymore, and only stared at the dogs, at a loss.

Gu Tian coughed, and said sharply: "You two can choose for yourself: either go back and tell your lord, say that you can't find anything, accept a reprimand, and it won't be over, or shoot me to death, and then let these dogs from Jade Emperor Village tear you two apart and eat them, leaving a corpse without bones." ”

A gust of mountain wind rushed in his face, and the thin policeman shivered and said, "I...... Let's just leave as if we didn't find anything!"

The fat policeman hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, let's leave, we didn't see anything, we didn't encounter anything." ”

Yan Xiulian's collar was stretched wider, obviously she had just been soaked in the mountain spring water, but she looked very hot, and while fanning her clothes, she was pretending to be polite: "Don't be busy, it's rare to come here, eat dinner and leave-there are muntjac dry muntjac in the cave, and fresh wild boar, just eat some and then go! Don't you like to stare at beautiful women? Look at me while eating--Although I was born in the country and am a hillbilly, I can still dance a few times at striptease......"

The two policemen lowered their heads, how dare they say more, hurriedly looking for the path, bumping and bumping, extremely embarrassed.

"Both, remember my advice: if you don't want it, you are strong!" Gu Tian said a piece of advice to the two policemen, waved his hand and shouted at the group of dogs who were eyeing him: "Send off!"

The outcropping dogs jumped on the rocks one by one, large and small, there were more than 30 of them, and stood upright on their hind feet, and their two front paws slowly slapped each other, as if welcoming the arrival of guests, and as if mocking the return of uninvited guests.

The two policemen were stunned, staggered away, and quickly disappeared behind the bushes.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was also stunned, and pulled out the hand that reached into his pocket.

Originally, he thought that Gu Tian would encounter danger and was ready to help him in order to repay his past kindness, but now he found that Gu Tian's energy was amazingly powerful, more than enough for self-preservation, and his attack was not small, and his whole heart relaxed.

After the police left, the group of dogs was still "clapping", Gu Tian made a stop action, and shouted: "It's not yet time to eat, they are all loyal to their duties, and they are not allowed to move." ”

As the words fell, the dogs jumped off the stone and lurked in an instant, like ghosts.

"Fun! Fun!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng got carried away, showed his figure, muttered to himself, and clapped his palms.

"Where is the demon?" Gu Tian shouted, his figure flashed quickly, and there was an extra yellow paper charm in his hand, which was lined up on the poor ghost Mao Changsheng with a "snap".

In an instant, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng was like an electric shock, he was flustered, and he wanted to resist, but his whole body couldn't move.

"Hey, where do you seem to have seen this person?" Yan Xiulian leaned over and looked at Mao Changsheng carefully, "That's right, it must be this person who pretended to be a ghost to scare the two police brothers just now! This person doesn't seem to be very bad! Oh, I remember—this person has eaten with me at my house, and he eats all over the floor, which is very strange." ”

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng couldn't move his body, and his mouth could still speak: "I not only ate at your house, but also cured your mother-in-law's paralysis and liberated you." In addition, not only did you scare the police by pretending to be a ghost, but it also made your pretty foot normal. ”

"Oh, you did it?" Yan Xiulian fanned her clothes forgetfully, her face was crimson with joy, "In this way, you are really a good person! Good person, one will be rewarded-Brother Gu, don't you say?"

"Put on your clothes, don't attract bees and butterflies!" Gu Tian Mouran, looking into the distance.

"Yes, yes, don't attract bees and butterflies!" Yan Xiulian hurriedly buttoned the top button, "I want to tease those two unscrupulous guys, but they don't have the courage to watch me perform - I will only show you in the future." ”

Gu Tian calmly snorted, and said to the poor ghost Mao Changsheng: "I know that you are not a human, but a ghost—a good ghost! Let's tell you the truth, I have received the ancestral mantle since I was a child, inherited a mysterious book, can command thousands of animals with charms, and can also use charms to catch ghosts for meals." ”

"I ...... I believe in you," the poor ghost Mao Changsheng spat out, "You and I are different people, but I respect you very much—please let me go, don't treat me as a meal!"

"Brother Gu, are you really good at eating ghosts?" Yan Xiulian approached Mao Changsheng curiously, "This spell is really magical, if you are a pervert, will you use the spell to make a fool of yourself and let many women get into your bed?"

"Hahaha, don't talk nonsense!" Gu Tian laughed, "If I am indecent, I will not be able to cultivate the current realm, and I can enter the current realm only because my heart is as calm as water and my body is as pure as jade." ”

"Really?" Yan Xiulian was surprised and delighted, and her hand unconsciously took the spell off the shoulder of the poor dead ghost Mao Changsheng.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng flickered and floated to a place ten zhang away from Gu Tian.

Gu Tian was stunned.

Yan Xiulian looked at the charm in her hand and panicked: "This ...... What should I do?"

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng let out a burst of hysterical laughter, and the entire valley was filled with strange laughter.