Chapter 117: Friends and Friends

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng laughed for a while, and after stopping, he smiled at Gu Tian and said, "Village Chief Gu, you really have a few moments." However, in the future, as long as I keep a certain distance from you and let your charm not stick to me, you can't do anything about me. Also, as long as I don't show up, you can't do anything about me. ”

Gu Tian has always been unsmiling, but at this time, he smiled leisurely and said, "I know that you are not a nasty ghost, so I won't worry much about you." As for the way, I have a lot of ideas, and you can't think of it. Even if you keep your distance from me, even if you hide the ghost and don't appear, if you really rise up lawlessly, it will not be difficult for me to arrest you. ”

This was said with great power and confidence.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng was a little weak and timid, but in his previous life, he had the stubbornness of a duck with a hard beak, not to mention that now he is still facing a woman who is still a little bit good-looking, and he escalated if he was not convinced, and he played a haha, saying: "I respect you for three points, you have seven more points of arrogance! You said you could catch me, do you dare to bet?"

"I don't like gambling," Gu Tian smiled faintly, looking at the green trees on the other side of the deep stream, "However, others must bet with me, no matter how big the bet is, I will accompany it to the end." I'm a man, I can lose everything, but I can't lose. ”

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng smiled and said: "A good man is a good man, I like this pride! I don't gamble money with you, I don't gamble with you, I don't gamble with you, I gamble with ......."

His eyes fell on Yan Xiulian.

"No, no, no," Gu Tian shook his head repeatedly, "You want me to take this big girl as a bet? First of all, this big girl is not my person, and I am not qualified to bet on her. Secondly, even if this eldest girl is my person, I will not take her as a bet - she is a self-respecting person, not anyone's property. ”

"In your heart, I am still a person with self-esteem?" Yan Xiulian's eyebrows danced, "With your words, it is worth it to go up the sword mountain and down the sea of fire for you." Well, I'll make me your personal property, and let you make a bet against that weird-looking good ghost!"

Gu Tian's face was like frost, and he shouted: "I don't have this kind of power!"

"Oh, you guys are too self-inflicted!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng became impatient, "I'm a ghost, what do you want a mortal woman to do? I want a mortal woman to have a ghost in her heart? A woman wants to press the bed with a ghost, and I won't press it—what I missed in my previous life, let it be missed." Besides, did I say I was going to bet on that beautiful woman?"

Yan Xiulian was called a "beauty" and was elated.

Gu Tian asked suspiciously, "What do you want to bet with me?"

"Cough-" The poor ghost Mao Changsheng coughed hard, patted his chest, and pointed at Gu Tian, "Bet on you, bet on me!"

"To be clear. Gu Tian still didn't know what to do, "Bet on my life, I don't bet - my life will be saved to complete my dream!"

"Ahh ”

"It's interesting. Gu Tian nodded frequently, thinking.

Yan Xiulian cheered and said, "I'll be a witness, let's watch you gamble! Hey, there's a ghost as a servant, picking water, lighting fires, pushing and grinding, that's very interesting!"

"Nonsense - you think I'm losing?" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng became unconvinced, "I won't lose!" Beauty, you cry quickly, your good looks are going to be my slaves!"

"Fart!" Yan Xiulian was furious, "How can the man that the old lady likes lose to a ghost? The old lady has a sharp eye, and she never looks away from a man!"

"Thank you, eldest sister, for your attention!" Gu Tian smiled rarely, but at this time he smiled very happily, and rolled up his sleeves while laughing.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng urged: "I don't want my mother-in-law's, what kind of power do you have, hurry up and give full play!"

Gu Tian restrained his smile, rolled up his two sleeves unhurriedly, then bent down, turned around, and rolled up his trousers unhurriedly.

"Are you gambling or not?" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng became more and more impatient, "You rolled up your sleeves and trousers, do you want to compete with me to go to the field to plant seedlings?"

As soon as the words fell, Gu Tian had already turned around.

Gu Tian, who turned around, already had an extra pair of slingshots in his hand - a silver slingshot fork, a brown eraser, and a black foreskin, it was a slingshot that everyone loved and haunted.

As soon as the poor ghost Mao Changsheng saw the slingshot clearly, he only heard a "whoosh" sound, and seven yellow projectiles had been shot towards seven places on his body.

That kind of speed, of course, is lightning speed.

This was unexpected, and of course it was a surprising winning move.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng panicked in his heart, and without thinking, stretched his hand into his coat pocket, and then made a move of "evil ghost scattering sand", and scattered the seven inseparable hell bees as sand.

Seven poisonous bees are in the hands of the poor ghost Mao Changsheng, always dead and alive, seeing him angry and helpless, this time he came out of his hand, and suddenly became extraordinary, not only moving forward bravely, but also emitting a terrifying "buzzing" sound.

"Okay!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng couldn't help but scream secretly, and wanted to jump up proudly.

However, in an instant, the poor ghost Mao Changsheng was dumbfounded again.

The direction in which the seven poisonous bees flew was exactly the direction in which the seven yellow projectiles flew from.

Seventh, in the human world, the ghost world and the god world, they are all peculiar numbers, pregnant with broad and profound variables, which ordinary people can comprehend.

The moment the seven poisonous bees flew into the seven yellow projectiles, they suddenly became frightened, and turned around and wanted to fly back.

However, there was no chance of flying back.

Each of the seven yellow projectiles flashed a yellow light, and it opened in an instant, and it was actually a vermilion charm the size of a small handkerchief.

The speed at which the projectile closes seems to be dozens of times faster than the speed at which it opens.

Seven yellow projectiles opened, enveloping the seven poisonous bees, and then closed in an instant, seamlessly, fell to the ground and bounced a few times, dripping and turning a few wonderful circles, and then remained motionless.

Apparently, the seven hell bees were dumpling-wrapped.

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng hadn't cried for a long time, but at this time, he suddenly had an urge to cry, lowered his head, and shrunk his shoulders, as if he had returned to the state of poverty in his previous life.

"Ahem-" Gu Tian coughed calmly.

Yan Xiulian became frightened: "Brother Gu, you seem to have a little cold!"

Gu Tian smiled and said, "Handsome guy with long hair, you look sluggish, are you a little cold?"

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng said weakly: "I really seem to have a cold." ”

Gu Tian said lightly: "The seven yellow paper balls hit the seven places on the handsome guy's body, and when they are opened, there are seven spirit runes, guess: can that ghost handsome guy still move?"

The poor dead ghost Mao Changsheng shook his head frequently: "If I fall into a spell, I can't move, if the seven spirit runes are attached to my body, it will only become no different from death." ”

"Handsome and smart, rare!" Gu Tian praised and asked, "Do you want to continue gambling?"

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng raised his head and said, "Yes, there is no danger, I have not been attached to my body by your spirit talisman, and I have not been suppressed by you, this naturally cannot be regarded as my loss, and I naturally cannot be your slave for you to drive." ”

"I see that you have already lost, do you still want to cheat?" Yan Xiulian scratched her face and shouted, "Shame, shame......"

"Don't make trouble!" Gu Tian scolded lightly and said, "This handsome guy is reasonable, you and I didn't lose, we just had a tie!

The poor ghost Mao Changsheng asked depressedly, "What do you mean?"

Gu Tian said calmly: "The more friends, the wider the road, the easier it is to walk." You have your advantages, I have my strengths, you don't have to fight to the death for idleness. How about being friends without having to worry about each other, and one day, when we need help, we can help each other!"

"That's good, we've been friends for a long time!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng lifted his spirits and showed a smile on his face.

"Give back your baby—I didn't recite the incantation, your baby must be unscathed and unharmed!" Gu Tian smiled, his lips moved slightly, and he recited a few onomatopoeia that no one could understand.

The yellow projectile on the stone slowly opened, and the seven hell poisonous bees flew back into the pocket of the poor ghost Mao Changsheng with a sound of "Weng", and fell into a deep sleep again.

"Thank you!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng arched his fists like a hero.

"You're welcome!" Gu Tian waved his sleeves and withdrew the yellow projectile, "Brother, please! ”

"Then goodbye!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng waved his hand in the air, "Please take care!

"Brother Xie kindly reminded!" Gu Tian thought for a moment and waved his hand slowly.

Yan Xiulian shouted in a coquettish voice: "Since we are good brothers, let's go into the cave and sit down—I'll cook muntjac and wild boar for you to eat, and then dance a striptease for you......"

"Thank you!" the poor ghost Mao Changsheng's voice fell, and he had disappeared without a trace.

Gu Tian looked at the direction where the poor ghost Mao Changsheng disappeared and pondered for a long time, slowly came back to his senses, and asked solemnly: "Yan Xiulian, what kind of striptease do you really know?"

Yan Xiulian was startled, and then replied seriously: "Of course I can jump!

Gu Tian breathed a sigh of relief and stepped into the cave.