Chapter 55: Miaoguo
My name is Yao Yuan, Yao is Yao Ji Poker's Yao, and Yuan is .................. It's a long way off, anyway.
I'm struggling right now, because my dream of a moth-like college life really seems to be coming to an end.
This is true, since I went to college, I have always thought that this kind of time is used for me to squander the time, in this time, I can no longer be greedy for high school and get up early, sleep when I want, wake up when I want, and no longer worry about my studies, do nothing all day long, just ask for three meals a day, the only thing I care about is to get a graduation certificate smoothly when I graduate, it's as simple as that.
I don't want to make such a simple wish so difficult to achieve.
In the blink of an eye, we are sophomores, and the life of my sophomore year is still nothing, similar to that of my freshman year, the only difference is that the school is not so strict, no one cares about you if you can't escape from sleep, no one cares if you go to class, you can't soak in girls, of course, it's all up to whether you have the ability or not.
What makes me feel fortunate is that when I was a sophomore, I occasionally saw Bai Xiaoli, her breasts were still so big, just like two Shandong steamed buns, but Li Songzhu said that my analogy was a little inappropriate, he said that I have no life at all, how can the breasts of a beautiful girl be compared with steamed buns, then it is appropriate to use buns as a metaphor.
I asked him why, and Bamboo smiled, and then said to me a very profound and esoteric literary sentence: Buns have filling, not on the fold.
For this problem, Bamboo also had an in-depth discussion with me, and he said to me, you look at the spine fist in the kof, why do you always hold a bun in your mouth? It's not because the thing on his horse Athena's chest is too small, so he borrows things to think about it, and he can't wait to sleep with buns all day long, this is the romance of men.
I don't know what a man's romance is, but I'm glad I was able to live with such a shameless person for several years.
I also understand that Bai Xiaoli seems to have really stepped out of the shadow in her heart, she is always happy, I can see that that smile comes from the heart, maybe it is because of the summer of that year, the relationship between her and her lover's dream, although I don't know what the breeze called Wang Le said to Bai Xiaoli, but as long as I see her happy, I seem to have completed my merits, we are still very good friends now, after that summer, Bai Xiaoli seems to have been reborn, full of yearning for the future, Even the smile was genuine, like the silver chain she wore on her spectacular chest, which shone brightly in the sun.
I always thought that this kind of life would go on forever, carefree, and the most troublesome thing in life was just eating instant noodles all day long at the end of the month, which was actually very good, really, I really didn't have enough, but time would not wait for anyone, such a life would come to an end in a blink of an eye.
In the second semester of the sophomore year, it's another summer, and it seems that in my memory, every summer is hotter than before, but the temperature is similar to the host in the news network, although they are getting older and older year by year, but they have never changed people, and even if they do, you can't find out.
The book says it's global warming, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with us, it's like the legendary GDP, who has ever seen what this thing looks like? But it seems that this thing really affects our lives, prices are rising, when I was a freshman, I could sell two cakes for a dollar, and when I was a sophomore, I could only buy one for a dollar.
In our sophomore year, we no longer seem to be as confused as we were in our freshman year, and we understand a lot of things, for example, the school scholarship is indeed there, but it will never be sent out to you, the stockings of the senior sisters are really thin, but they will never be able to touch your hands, and the so-and-so competition in the mouth of the instructor is really attractive, but it will never have anything to do with you.
You are in this campus, to put it bluntly, you are not the protagonist, just a passerby, contributing to the school, your tuition is likely to become the principal and director's scoop, the real thing, because the state allocates funds for them to build buildings every year, do you think your tuition is really used to build the campus?
Don't be silly.
I always thought that I couldn't see the direction clearly because I was confused, but now that I understand a lot, I am still confused and feel very.
I told Su Yidan about this feeling, and Su Yidan said to me while gnawing on the bones: You are just full.
This seems to be quite right, indeed, I never thought about these when I had no money, and only after I was full of food, these thoughts would come up, I asked Li Songzhu and Jia Mingming, and I knew that everyone was the same.
They are all well fed.
The sophomore year was the most comfortable year in my entire college life, during this year, nothing happened, and the ghosts of those yellow-skinned people seemed to settle down a little, except for occasionally scaring me in my dreams, there was basically no chance to mess with me, and the relationship between me and Su Yidan, in the eyes of outsiders, was like a couple, although we didn't admit it, but we didn't deny it.
I am a year older, and I have experienced a lot of things, I began to slowly calm down, I think it's actually nothing, after all, how old am I, it seems that my former high school classmates have had children, it's not a big deal.
Moreover, I really like Su Yidan, although her temper is very weird, occasionally with a surname, and she always likes to look for ghosts everywhere, but her heart is very kind, I like her kindness very much, although she has very small breasts and a lot of food, but I am sure that I should support her.
Although Su Yidan loves meat, but he doesn't like fish, I don't know why, I remember one time at noon, I saw a good tomato fish in the window, so I bought one, which Cheng thought that Su Yidan saw this fish and had goosebumps all over her body, she said to me with a white face: "Hurry up and take it away, take it away, I'm disgusting." ”
The first time I saw someone who was afraid of fish, I asked her, "Why are you afraid?" ”
Su Yidan rubbed the goosebumps on his arms and said to me: "Why aren't you afraid, you look at its two eyes, just kicking you like this, how scary?!" ”
I really didn't expect that a little girl who wasn't even afraid of ghosts would be afraid of fish, so I laughed, picked up the plate and deliberately shook it in front of her to continue to scare and scare her, but Su Yidan is always Su Yidan, I just shook it twice, and she directly gave me a very standard uppercut, and the fish was buckled on my clothes, and it took most of the half a bag of tide to wash it off.
After that, I never ate fish in front of her, and throughout my sophomore year, I was sticky with Su Yidan, although in the end I was able to hold hands, hug my waist and so on, but she still didn't let me go deeper, I don't know why.
In this paragraph, I already know everything about her, she told me everything, including drinking and boxing with her old Taoist master when she was in Shenyang, and beating her brother after drinking too much, although they are all trivial, but they are also quite eye-opening.
Su Yidan once said to me, their cultivators, all have a Tao number, this number is the certificate of our identity, for the Tao number of this thing, I have also heard of it, it seems that monks and Taoist priests have, as for the shaman or not, I don't know, but think about whether the shaman faction has a Tao number or not, it doesn't seem to matter, take Shao Yongxing as an example, even if his Tao name is Sunny Sky Thunderbolt Hongjun Ancestor, but in our village it is not called Lao Cripple?
Isn't it just a code name? My name is Yao, who am I looking for?
However, after hearing her say this, I asked her, and I said to her, "What is the number of the Tao that I did not ask Your Excellency?" ”
It was still in the cafeteria at the time, Su Yidan's mouth was stuffed with meat, and he said inarticulate while chewing: "Miaoguo." ”
"Meow, Brother Meow?" I was stunned for a moment, anyway, because it was the time of the meal, there were a lot of people in the cafeteria, and it was very noisy, so that I didn't hear it clearly and then thought in my heart what kind of road name this is, this seems to be a pet name, hey!
"Meow, you brother!" Su Yidan kicked me, raised his pink fist and was about to smash it down, but fortunately, I reacted in time and immediately pointed at her back and shouted: "Look, what a big braised fish!" ”
Otherwise, as I expected, Su Yidan had goosebumps all over her body, and I saw her scolding and rubbing her arms, and then said to me viciously: "Count you ruthless, it's Miaoguo, not Brother Meow, do you understand?" ”
How can I not understand it, but I feel in my heart that Brother Meow's name is far better than Miaoguo, and it is also very interesting to use on her, called Brother Meow, but I am afraid of eating fish, haha.
Since that day, she has had an extra nickname for me, called Meow.
It's like she gave me the feeling of a kitten, a kitten who doesn't like to eat fish.
I looked at Su Yidan's small appearance, and suddenly there was an urge to hold her in my arms, if I could hold her all the time, after eating a full meal, wandering around the campus, tall her, thin me, keep going like this, how good would it be?
But time waits for no one.
This goes back to what I just said, in the blink of an eye, the sophomore year is coming to an end, and I found that in the second half of the sophomore year, I should add a little more to these two words, which is really too sophomore, because it was only at that time that I realized that it was so difficult to find employment.
Once upon a time, I always thought that as long as I went to university, I would not have to worry about a job, but the reality is far more cruel than I imagined, even if you go to university, you may not be able to find a job, this is true, especially for those of us who are engaged in art.
Because it is a junior college, so in the second semester of the sophomore year, there are many students who have begun to run for their future, learning music is like this, women are far more open than men, in the first semester of the sophomore year, there are a large number of little girls in the class to find a way out, either sugar daddy, or all day in various bars, their dress is more and more dusty, more and more mature, obviously about the same age as me, but it feels like they are several years older than us.
I finally understood why the seniors were so mature, it turned out that it was a cycle.
Men are tragic, such as us, the old men in our bedroom are still that virtuous, but except for Sun Jialiang, everyone seems to have a sense of crisis more or less.
And just like that, autumn arrived, and junior year began.
At the beginning of my junior year, I went back to school and saw Su Yidan, who I hadn't seen for two months, she looked thinner, and I don't know why, but her mental state was very good, and after seeing me, she asked me to invite her to dinner, it doesn't matter, as long as she likes it.
After the beginning of my junior year, I really realized my growth, time is really fast and scary, this is the last year, listen to our instructor Sun Liang said, in this last year, we have to go out for internships, as for where to go, the school doesn't care, anyway, you pay the tuition, and when the time comes, I will send you a graduation certificate when I get a certificate.
Damn, this clearly just wants to ignore us! My sense of crisis is getting deeper and deeper, you know, in the past three years, I have learned very little, except for those few instruments that have not been pulled down, most of the rest are some music theory knowledge and a lot of political consciousness, but it seems that that thing is useless.
I studied music teaching, and it seems that I can only try my luck in various junior high schools, but after running a few schools with Li Songzhu and them, I was disappointed, people don't need you at all, of course, unless you have a relationship, there is no place for us to practice in a huge city, which more or less hits our self-confidence.
Seeing that there are fewer and fewer people in the class, and we have no way at all, this feeling is really damn, I thought I could find a job, because Su Yidan's birth is coming, although she doesn't care, but I want to surprise her, speaking of which, for so long, I don't seem to have even given a decent gift to others, although she doesn't seem to care, but I don't care, after all, at that time on campus, there are invisible comparisons in many things, Seeing other girls say that when they were born, they were very flamboyant and said that so-and-so gave me something, and I felt a little bottomless in my heart, thinking why not take this opportunity to buy a 'Spu's milk to death' (English transliteration: surprise), and then directly confirm the relationship with her?
But because of the shyness in the pocket, the pocket is cleaner than the face, and I can only maintain a state of starvation and immortality, so why do I want to buy a 'Spu milk to death'? What can I do?
Of course, I didn't tell Su Yidan about this, but I discussed it with Li Songzhu and them in the dormitory, and Zhuzi was also worried about this matter, he said to me: "Now we have no status, the school doesn't want us, I didn't expect the society to want us, two days ago I found a etiquette center and wanted to go to someone's wedding to blow the trumpet, people don't need it, saying that only women are needed, mother, women are very good at blowing trumpets?" Where do those little ladies have our confidence? ”
Liangzi smiled helplessly: "The more you talk, the more reactionary it becomes, hurry up and stop, that's blowing suona, what is blowing a trumpet...... Forget it, but we really should find some work to do, hey, you said we should form a band and run the bar field? ”
In fact, Ryoko has long wanted to form a band, after all, the piano is not his favorite, Ya likes to play the shelf the most, but where is it so easy to form a band, there are four people in our dormitory, one is drunk and dreams to death, three are mixed to eat and wait for death, mixed around, college is almost over, even if he temporarily forms a band, but which field dares to ask for such a level?
After arguing, we finally decided not to go to the internship, because we really couldn't find a place, there were more wolves and less meat, more monks and less porridge, and more and dogs...... Forget it, there are only a few schools in Harbin, but how many normal students are there every year? I can't grab a position at all!
Therefore, Li Songzhu finally decided to continue playing games in the dormitory this year, Sun Jialiang decided to spend the year in his sleep, Jia Mingliang decided that he wanted to try his luck in a nightclub, and I also decided that I wanted to go out to exercise and exercise myself.
One is to exercise my own surname, and the other is that I want to give Su Yidan a birthday gift and buy it with the money I earned.
I'm going to go to the underground passage to sing.
(I'm sorry everyone.,There's something to do today.,So it's just this one update.,The new chapter begins.,At the same time, it's officially entered the main plot.,Ask for votes and recommendations.,Thank you!! )
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