Chapter 33: Drugged

After returning to the land of Yingzhou, nearly a month passed in the blink of an eye.

Zhang Shifei still can't let go of his heart, he is alone in a daze more and more things, thinking about things that he has never thought about before, he thought for the first time, people, why should there be birth, old age, sickness and death? Why the pain?

Later, the doubts in his heart were told to Chen Tuan, this old guy just woke up and was obviously in a good mood, listening to him ask such a question, he repeatedly praised the level of the question he asked, so he explained it to him, although his explanation Zhang Shifei still did not understand.

Chen Tuan said that this life is originally a vast sea of suffering, life is suffering, old suffering is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering, gathering with resentment is suffering, separation from love is suffering, and what you ask for is suffering - the so-called, the five extracts are all suffering.

People in the world often have all the aggregates, so how can they escape this sea of suffering?

Maybe this is the way of heaven.

Zhang Shifei was a little stunned, and he asked Chen Shu: "Then what does it mean for this person to live?" ”

Chen Tuan smiled, then lay down on the bamboo bed again, and said, "Sleep!" I think people live to sleep. ”

You are about to fall asleep to death, Zhang Shifei was a little speechless.

Look at the Chen Jian closed his eyes and said: "Since there is no escape, it is better to let go, everyone has a life, but it is a puppet of its fate, however, in my opinion, it is a big dream, when I wake up, as long as I can remember the things in the dream, I will get it, if I can learn some truth from it, it is transcendence." ”

This old grandson is talking in his dreams again, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, and he asked Chen Jun again, where will people go after they die.

Chen Shu said: "Didn't you talk about it a while ago... Alas, forget it, let me tell you, after a person dies, he will first pass by a place called 'Yin City', which is a place similar to Yingzhou, which is the turning point between the human world and the underworld, and from there he will collapse into the underworld after receiving the ghost heart. ”

Zhang Shifei asked: "And then?" ”

Chen replied, "And then? Then it will be reincarnated, it is possible to be hungry and cold in this life, and the next life will be glorious and rich, as long as its soul does not disperse, and does not do evil, it will go on like this for the rest of the world, which is one of the fundamentals of the way of heaven, that is, reincarnation. ”

Zhang Shifei thought of this, and he was a little relieved, it turned out that reincarnation really exists, maybe Chen Tuan's words were deliberately said, just didn't want him to be too sad.

So, Zhang Shifei cheered up and never told Chen Tuan anything like that again, and the homesickness that he had forgotten for a long time returned to his body, after all, it belonged to him.

The fat man was more direct, and the most common thing he asked Chen Tuan was "Dad!" When will we be able to go home? ”

Chen Jun's old grandson was more direct: "Stay away from me, see that you don't bother others." ”

In fact, I don't blame Chen Tuan for saying this, after Chen Tuan came back from the two of them, something was wrong, and even the time to sleep was shortened, he said to the two that he had an ominous premonition, and wanted the two to return to their homes after they were proficient in fairy bones, but this time, the old guy did not give them a time limit, and whether he could go back or not was all up to him.

It's just that I don't know how long this will last.

But the two of them were like arrows, especially the fat man, he felt that if he was allowed to eat bamboo shoots again, it would be better to kill him, and he really didn't want to stay in this place for a day.

Zhang is nothing, he was depressed at the beginning, and felt that it didn't matter anywhere, but then he thought about it, people can't be resurrected after death, and he still has a long way to go, so he gradually regained his smile.

Chen Jian asked the two of them to exercise the fairy bones because of the beads they wore on their hands.

Chen Jian told them that as long as they put on this bead, they can never take it off, and the main purpose of this bead is to suppress the demon surnames of the two, you must know that the current identity of the two is not a person, but a monster of the climate, so they must keep exercising their immortal bones under the suppression of this bead.

But where do the two of them have that spare time at this time? You must know that now that the human body has recovered, what bone retraining can be used for a bird?

I have to say, if there is no crisis, there is no motivation, and after the two lewd men regained their original appearance, the bad intentions also recovered.

Fat Li came up with a bad move.

So that afternoon, while Chen Jian was sleeping, the two ran to Liu Ling's house, which has the reputation of being an exhibitionist in Yingzhou.

"Hey, you two brutes are here to drink again, aren't you?" Liu Ling said.

Li Fatzi smiled obscenely, and then turned into a big bear and said: "Lao Liu, you say this a lot~"

Liu Ling seemed to be shadowed by the incident last time, and he hurriedly said, "Hurry up, don't sit here!" Take it yourself! ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other and smiled, then went to the wine cellar to get three jars of wine and returned to the house to sit on the ground, and then drank with Liu Ling.

After thirty years of drinking, Zhang Shifei was a little confused, he practiced in the past six months, probably drank more than a catty, nothing happened, now half of the jar down, it is a little floating, but he did not forget the serious thing, so he said to Liu Ling: "Hey I said Lao Liu, do the wines on your shelves have their own uses?" ”

Liu Ling clasped her nostrils with her middle finger and said, "Yes, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying glanced at each other, only to see that the fat man Li said very obscenely: "Is there any wine that can make people confused?" In other words, even if you drink it, you will not be awake for a while, or your memory will fail? ”

Liu Ling blinked her mung bean-like eyes, and then said, "Let me think about it..." It seems that there is this kind of wine, by the way, then the 'chaotic delirium' can put me down! I tasted it after I first made it, and I was drunk for three days and three nights, and my head was still foggy after waking up, this kind of wine can obviously make people's memory decline, because I didn't remember several things I did before, and it was simply a small power version of 'forgetting'. ”

That's great! After Zhang Shifei and Li Fatzi heard Liu Ling say this, they showed a lewd smile, and at the same time, Chen Tong, who was sleeping in the bamboo forest hut in Yingzhou, sneezed for no reason.

When it was almost evening, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying returned to the bamboo house, of course, at this time, Liu Ling had a bottle of wine missing from the wine shelf, in fact, when they left, Liu Ling also heard a noise on the side of the wine cellar, but he was too troublesome, so he didn't care.

The next day, when Chen Tuan woke up, he found that the two of them were quite conscious today, they were both there with their eyes closed and recuperating as if they were cultivating immortal bones, but how did he know that these two animals had ghosts in their hearts at this time.

The two found that Chen Jian was awake, so they smiled obscenely, and Zhang Shifei said: "Dad, the weather is good today, tell us a story." ”

Chen Jian just got up, and he was in a good mood, so he nodded.

The three of them sat at the stone table, and Li Fatzi took out the two jars of wine that he had brought from Liu Ling before, of course, this was just ordinary wine, he knew that this old thing would drink a little when he was in a good mood, so he said to Chen Jun: "On the hour? ”

After staying with these two beasts for a long time, Chen Jian also learned a few words of Northeast dialect, so he also said: "Then it's a little bit of a minute." ”

After speaking, he waved his hand, conjured three bowls, and began to drink with the two of them, today the two of them knew it, so they didn't dare to drink more, and slowly talked to the old thing.

Zhang Shifei poured wine for Chen Tuan, and then asked Chen Tuan: "Hey Dad, you say, how can we go back to the world?" ”

Chen Jun picked up the small bowl, took a sip and said, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"It's nothing," Zhang Shifei said hurriedly, "It's just curious, I want to know." ”

Chen Jian put down the small bowl, then took out his brush from his robe, and then said to the two: "See, the name of this item is 'Two Realms Pen', which can open up the passage between Yingzhou and the world, since ancient times, there have been immortals who want to go to the mortal world, and they have to use this one, this thing absorbs moonlight and can be used once a year." ”

Li Lanying looked at the pen in Chen Jun's hand, and her heart was itching, you must know that with this thing, he can go back to his warm home to eat meat pickles, but he knows that now is not the time, so he quietly made a look with Zhang Shifei, and the two of them persuaded the old guy to drink.

The old guy is not Liu Ling after all, he didn't drink it at first, but after a few bowls of belly, he began to drink wine, Zhang Shifei saw this joy in his eyes, people who have drunk wine know that some people are like this, they twisted and pinched at the beginning, they didn't drink this or that, but they rushed to drink it as soon as they drank it.

Obviously, this Chen Tuan is this kind of person.

You must know that although he is a half-immortal, the amount of alcohol is always small, and Zhang and Li's persuasion methods are really clever, while talking and pouring wine, this little high hat gave the old guy a button, and the old guy was naturally happy, so he drank high.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Zhang Shifei asked, "Dad, can you tell us how to use this money?" ”

Chen Chuan drank too much and lost his temper, only to see him shake his head again and again, and then said: "No, no... Yes. ”

Zhang Shifei's eyes rolled, and he asked again: "Oh, then I won't ask, just ask the individual, can you tell me how to use this money?" ”

Chen Jun, who saw the alcohol on his brain, nodded, and said to himself: "It's about the same, I'll tell you..."

Seeing that this old grandson was so bad, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly had an unprecedented sense of superiority, only to see that Chen Tuo holding a brush, put the tip of the pen into his mouth and licked his tongue, and then said: "Lick it, just draw a door." ”

Zhang Shifei said: "Dad, my eyelids have been jumping recently, you can help me take a look." ”

Chen Luan, who had drunk too much, subconsciously said: "Where is it?" ”

Li Lanying was waiting for this sentence, so he and Zhang Shifei got up at the same time, and when Zhang Shifei leaned his face over, he picked up Chen Wei's wine bowl and poured out the wine in the bowl, and then quickly took out the bottle of 'Chaosui' from his clothes, saw the opportunity and poured it in, and then put the wine back in its place as if nothing happened.

Chen Jian obviously didn't know, this old guy couldn't have imagined that this bear child and a birdman would even dare to pit the immortals.

Zhang Shifei mentioned the wine again, saying that it was to celebrate the eight million birthday of the Queen Mother, Chen Jian was in a state of alcohol at this time, where did he have the leisure to think about whether the Queen Mother was born today, but seeing that the two juniors drank it themselves and did not drink it seemed a little immoral, so he drank it and did not waste the drink.

Wine, this thing has been a harmful poison since ancient times, this is really true, looking at the squirming of Chen's throat, the two beasts suddenly showed an extremely obscene smile.

Sure enough, after Chen Qian drank the bowl of fierce ingredients, he got drunk after a while, and lay on the stone table.

But looking at the drunk Chen Tuo, the two did not go to take the two world pens, originally, one of this kind of chicken and dog thieves two of them disdainful, and the other Chen Tuo, the old guy's heart is still relatively kind, although they have played with them several times, but the two of them are completely respectful of him as a master, how can they be embarrassed to hurt the feelings between them?

But fortunately, the two of them had a plan, and when they thought of this, they raised the wine bowl and touched it again, and then drank it all, and their hearts were extremely happy at this time.

God willing, this time it's not far from home!

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