Chen Jian slept for seven days, and when he woke up, his memory had obviously declined.

The old guy was tricked, and the two of them were secretly happy in their hearts, thinking that this was really retribution, and they wanted to play with us so much at the beginning, and now they finally let the two of us play back.

Chen Jian sat on the bamboo bed and scratched his head, and then said in a daze: "My head is so dizzy, it's time to check your homework, ah yes, how many days have I slept in?" ”

Li Lanying replied: "It's been seven days, Dad." ”

After hearing this, Chen Tuan nodded, pondered for a while, and then asked, "Hey, what did I want to do just now, how did I forget it?" ”

Zhang Shifei continued: "You want to sleep, why, don't you remember?" ”

"No, no." Chen Tuan scratched his head, obviously confused, and said, "Then I'll sleep, you two continue to practice." ”

With that, he lay down again, and in a moment the old fellow's snoring was heard again.

"Yay!" The two men standing under the bed slapped each other's hands.

It seems that Liu Ling's alcohol strength is indeed not small, and the old guys are a little senile, looking at the old lamp on the bed that is drooling and snoring, the two of them have this sense of superiority in their hearts.

But the two knew that this alcohol strength was only temporary, and there would always be a day when they woke up, so they had to seize the opportunity to attack and take advantage of his illness to kill him.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei stepped forward and shook the old guy violently, making the old guy shake all over his body and open his eyes: "What are you doing!" ”

Obviously, he was very unhappy when he was woken up from sleeping soundly, so he roared, but at this time, his roar was completely intimidating to Zhang Shifei, because he only saw a senile dementia in his eyes.

So he smiled slightly and hurriedly said, "It's time, Dad." ”

Chen Shu was stunned, and asked a little inexplicably, "What did you say?" ”

Zhang Shifei said: "Didn't you ask us to wake you up at this time?" What, you forgot? ”

Chen Shu blinked, and then said, "Is there one?" Did I say that? ”

Zhang Shifei saw that this old guy seemed to be a little suspicious, so he pretended to be very sad and said to Li Lanying beside him: "Alas, you see, what Liu Ling's old guy said is indeed quite right, my father is old, and it is not good to remember his surname." ”

"!" Chen Jian hurriedly shouted: "Who said I forgot!" I remembered, yes, I asked you both to wake me up... Oh yes, how long did I sleep? ”

Obviously, this old guy didn't want to be looked down upon by Liu Ling, so he forced himself to be perfunctory, Li Lanying held back a smile on the side, and didn't dare to laugh out loud for fear of revealing his stuffing, and Zhang Shifei said: "You have slept for seven days, by the way, isn't it what you said today?" Let's go. ”

"Where?" The old guy was confused.

"Oh, you'll know when you come." When Zhang Shifei said this, he pulled the old guy and walked outside, but the old guy still wondered what was going on today.

came to the stone table outside the door, the three of them stood still, and Zhang Shifei said expectantly: "Hurry up, we can't wait." ”

"Hurry up what?" Chen asked with a star.

"Two Realms Pen, today is the day for the two of us to go home."

As soon as Chen Jian heard Zhang Shifei say this, he immediately said angrily: "Nonsense! As soon as I saw that the two of you were not capable, how could I agree to this? ”

When Zhang Shifei heard this, he pretended to be very disappointed and said to Li Lanying: "Alas, I'll just say it, I can't listen to the words of the immortals, he just forgot about it, this world・・・・・... ”

"Who said that!" Chen Jian was obviously a little shaken, but this old guy was not stupid even if he was confused, I saw him wave his hand at Li Lanying, and whispered, "Come, you come with me." ”

After speaking, he pulled Li Fatzi aside, and then turned his hand to conjure up a jar of honey, and he whispered: "Xiao Zhang, this kid doesn't tell the truth, unlike you, down-to-earth, do you say it?" ”

Li Fatzi couldn't stop nodding, and Chen Jian said again: "I told you, I haven't forgotten at all, now I'm here to test you, did I let you both go home?" If you get it right, the honey will be yours, and if you're wrong, I'll peel your skin, okay, you choose. ”

Li Fatzi almost couldn't hold back, he looked at this old guy and said in his heart, and secretly said You old guy also has today, and you are still playing psychological tactics with me, fortunately, Lao Tzu knows what's going on, otherwise you will be cheated by you again.

Thinking of this, he put on a loyal and honest bear appearance, and then said: "Daddy, Yue Kejian, you really said it, I didn't lie to you, really, but Daddy ・・・・・・"

Chen Tuan was in a daze in his heart, and when he heard Li Lanying say this, he hurriedly asked, "But what?" Say it!? ”

Li Lanying looked a little worried and said, "Could it be that what Liu Ling said is true?" Are you really old and demented? ”

"!" Chen Tuan looked at Li Lanying's fat face, it really looked quite honest, and he almost wrote the words 'I am a good person' on it, so he suddenly felt embarrassed, this old guy is quite good-looking, so he hurriedly stuffed the honey into Li Fatzi's hand, and then said: "I haven't forgotten!" It's just that I want to test you, come, give it to you. ”

Li Lanying saw that this old guy was so easy to fool after being confused, so she was relieved, and saw that he was very aggrieved and said: "Dad, you promised to give me five cans, why did you give me one?" ”

Chen Jian completely collapsed at this moment, and said in a loud voice: "Ah, yes, yes, come, give you ten cans, give you ten cans." ”

After that, in order to prevent Zhang Shifei from fooling him, the old guy asked Li Lanying a few more questions, Li Lanying changed back to the appearance of the big bear in order not to laugh out of the surname, where did Chen know that this Li fat man was loyal, but his heart was more obscene than Zhang Shifei, so after a few questions, the old guy's brain was completely tragic.

After about twenty minutes, Zhang Shifei saw the big black bear rubbing his stomach and coming back with a satisfied face, the corners of his mouth were yellow and full of honey, and the old guy was at a loss.

Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying's smug appearance, and knew in his heart that this time was really proper, so he pretended to be sad and said to Li Lanying: "What's the matter, I'll just say that he can't admit it, alas, the gods can't be relied on......"

Chen Yan's face turned red, and he hurriedly said, "Who said that!" How could I not remember, tease you, well, I'll let you both go. ”

After that, he said all the problems that the two of them should have noticed after they went home, it turned out that the two of them were now just souls and beasts fused together, but in the Yang world, the original bodies of the two still existed, but they were just walking corpses, in Mandarin, they were vegetative people.

The difficulty is that the souls of the two of them have now merged with the body of the beast, and they can only go back like this, but the two still can't completely turn back into human bodies, to put it bluntly, they are two people who have been possessed by monsters.

It's really contradictory to say this, yes, it's so awkward to use your own body, Zhang Shifei scolded in his heart.

When Chen Tuan talked about this, he thought for a long time and finally came up with a mantra for possession and taught the two of them, and the two of them secretly wrote it down, so Chen Tuan took out the pen of the two realms, put it in his mouth and licked it, and then drew a simple door on the stone table.

The two of them were extremely excited at this time, and after such a long time, they were finally able to go home!

Looking at the door of the black ink painting slowly glowing, Li Lanying excitedly stretched out her tongue and licked the honey in her mouth, while Zhang Shifei rolled her eyes, and another bad idea came to mind.

I saw him stretch out his hand to Chen Luyi and said, "Thank you, Dad, I'm really embarrassed to take your things." ”

Chen Yan's eyes widened and he said, "What's that?" ”

Zhang Shifei said as a matter of course: "Two Realms Pen, didn't you say that you wanted to borrow the two of us?" ”

Chen Jian yelled: "! How can these two pens be..."

But when he said this, he was stunned, and his expression seemed to be messed up in his head, so he looked at the big black bear, and the big black bear licked his lips and nodded.

In order not to lose face, I saw that Chen Jian hurriedly smiled and said: "Hehe, look, I just remembered to give you ten jars of honey and give you ten jars of honey." ”

Zhang Shifei saw that Chen Qian was really confused, so he didn't say anything, asked Li Lanying to collect the honey, and then said, "There is also a pen." ”

Chen Shu said: "Ah, yes, there is also a pen. ”

After taking the pen of the two realms, the two jumped on the table, and when they left, the two looked back at the land of Yingzhou, it was really unimaginable that the two of them had stayed here for such a long time, and now it was really like a dream when they think about it.

Although it is not logical, but it is so real, Li Lanying is okay, he has only spent half a year, but Zhang Shifei has experienced a year, learned to think for the first time, experienced love and parting for the first time, and now looking back, those past seem to be both illusory and true, the past is gone, just like life, some people have left, and the rest of the people have to continue to walk.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying glanced at each other, they left in too much hurry, and they didn't have time to say goodbye to the old drunk, but forget about it, saying goodbye is too troublesome, the old guy won't like it, and now the two of them have pens in their hands, if they find the materials for that wine, they will come back to send him.

After all, being a man can brag about it, but you must definitely give wings to your own bragging, and promise others that you must do it, and when you do this, you are not a person, you are a birdman.

Birdman is also a kind of life, Zhang Shifei thought.

The two looked at Chen Tuan again, in fact, the two didn't want to harm him, but this old guy was too strict, and the two of them were eager to return home, so they couldn't take care of it so much, Chen Tuan's life-saving grace, the two of them remembered it, and when they came back later, they would kowtow to him and make amends.

Li Lanying whispered: "Lao Zhang, let's leave quickly, if you can't keep the old guy awake, then we will be miserable." ”

Zhang Shifei nodded, but the playful surname resurfaced, he didn't want to make the parting a little sad, so he said loudly to Chen Shu: "Dad, let's go!" Don't forget! We'll be back a year later! ”

Chen Shu waved goodbye to the two of them, and then said with a smile: "I can't forget it, I will return the honey in a year!" ”

Zhang and Li looked at each other and smiled, then jumped into the door, and the golden light flashed, and the two disappeared.

After seeing the two leave, Chen Jian immediately changed his appearance, then sat down at the stone table to wipe his sweat, and said to himself: "Finally left." ”

At this moment, a person came out of the bamboo forest, it was Liu Ling, who was short, slender and exhibitionist, I saw Liu Ling carrying a gourd on her back and two small bottles of wine in her hand, and said to Chen Jian with a smile: "You old guy, why did you say that you want them to go, why do you have to spend so much trouble, wouldn't it be good to send them away?" ”

Chen Tuan smiled, and then said: "I can't stand any serious goodbye, it's too sad." ”

Liu Ling sat at the table, then handed a bottle to Chen Tuo, and said, "These two guys are very good, but they are a little tender, and in their words, they lack practice." ”

Chen Shu nodded, and then said: "Well, that Zhang is quite similar to me before, I have taught everything that should be taught, and the rest is the same here or in the world, it depends on them, I have a hunch, since the 'cause' has been planted, then most of them will not be easy in the future." ”

Liu Ling took a sip of wine, and then said, "You said that it has been planted?" ”

Chen Jian also raised the wine bottle to his mouth and said, "Well, and I planted it with my own hands." ”

Speaking of this, he drank the wine in the bottle, and then sighed: "It seems that we still can't escape the control of fate, everything we do, no matter what it is, can't escape in the end, an old guy like us may really have to wait and see what happens." ”

Liu Ling laughed: "You're old, I'm not old." ”

Chen Shu said: "Is it... ”

Chen Jian said here and lay on the stone table, only to see that Liu Ling smiled and said: "Hahaha, you said that you really fell into my hands this time, how can I help me without charging some interest, I really want to see what Mr. Xiyi will look like after drinking 'Chaos Confusion'." ”

Chen Jian was extremely depressed in his heart, why was he so unlucky, he was pretending to be drunk just now, but now he was really drunk, thinking of this, he smiled bitterly, ignored Liu Ling, and fell asleep on the table.

And Liu Ling laughed and walked in the direction of the bamboo forest, only to see this short man singing while walking: "Sitting on the head of Yingzhou, looking at the rolling flow of the world, the splendid fairyland is infinitely good, no!" I didn't see it through! It's better to get drunk at once! ”

He had a very loud voice, and his singing spread farther and farther, which made the entire Yingzhou Wonderland have a rare vitality.

Chen Jian fell asleep again, and the old guy showed a wry smile in his dream, maybe he himself felt that if he was really confused, it was also a good choice, at least there was no sorrow.

And our peacock and big bear are on their way home at this time, they don't know that it is not a comfortable life that greets them, on the contrary, this tragicomedy of fate has only opened its first chapter at this time.

(One more 4,000 words, very good, the next chapter is finally back in the city, tearfully begging for tickets and recommendations, come on, but say hello.) ）

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