In fact, when I entered the border of Jiagedaqi, the sky was still gray, and it was afternoon, and I remember that Qian Za's clothes seemed to have been scratched by tree branches.

To say that last night, it was really dangerous, just after Qian Tie paper pretended to be crazy and ran away with Shao Yu, I took the ticket and held it in the palm of my hand, and sighed in my heart as usual, and then sat on the bed and looked at these tickets carefully, but it didn't matter if I looked at it, I was a little confused, so I whispered: "Little money, small money!" ”

At that time, Qian Zha Paper was going to the toilet, and the sound of rushing water accompanied by the complaining voice of Qian Zha Paper: "What's the trouble, hey, I'm wetting my hands again." ”

"What do you say I'm messing with?" I came to the door of the bathroom with those 'tickets', and said to him with some tears and laughter: "Are you sure this is our ticket to Songling, big brother?" ”

That's right, I just found out that the ticket that Qian Zha paper gave me just now was to Songling District, which clearly said Shenyang to Jiagedaqi, I thought to myself, isn't this the ticket when we came? It's a bit of a joke, so I said, "Did I get you wrong?" ”

Qian Zhaji put on his pants at that time, then turned to me and said, "That's right, that's it, Aunt Wang at the corner of the street told me, she said that her daughter works in the Commission for Discipline Inspection." ”

Damn, I thought to myself, is he really crazy? Where's this? Where did you hit and an aunt popped up? I was looking at the money paper, and suddenly I couldn't speak, and at the same time I was afraid for a while, obediently, it couldn't be that this money paper usually pretends to be crazy for too long, so the head is really not good? In this way, what he said to Shao Yu just now was actually not pretending but acting in his true colors?

Thinking of this, I subconsciously swallowed and spit, and at the same time thought in my heart, it is very possible, I remember that there seems to be a famous joke on the Internet that has written like this, saying that people live in this world with all kinds of disguised masks, but after wearing this mask for a long time, they will forget their original expression. Could it be that Qian Zha Paper usually pretends to be crazy, and this time he really brought his head to the second dimension?

Don't! If that's the case, then what should I do?

And Qian Zhazhi saw that I was stunned, and I looked at a loss, so he smiled at me, and then said: "Funny for you, where is this ticket to Songling." ”

After hearing his words, I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, fortunately, it seems that he is not really crazy, you can think of this, my heart is angry, when do you say that you are still fooling around with me? So I said to him helplessly, "Do you think it's fun?" I thought you had something wrong with your head? What about tickets? ”

Qian Zhashi shrugged his shoulders and said to me, "What ticket?" ”

"It's boring to come back, I say." I stretched out my hand to him, and then said, "What are you doing to get a ticket to Pine Ridge?" ”

"What kind of ticket do you have to go to Pine Ridge?" Qian Zhaji sat on the bed and put a cigarette in his mouth, and then said to me: "I have inquired, and there is no train to go there in the second half of the night, so I have to contact a black car in front of the station to pick us up in the middle of the night, don't worry, it's okay." ”

After hearing him say this, I was relieved, so after taking a breath of strength, I said to him angrily and funny: "You too, it's over if you don't say this soon, I thought something was wrong again, you said that if you make yourself crazy, it's okay, but what if you are crazy by that guy's death cult?" ”

Qian Zhaji seemed to be smiling happily, and I saw him say to me: "You are suspicious, I don't think there is anything wrong with what I just said, besides, you look like a madman." ”

You don't look like you, I say! After listening to him, I was speechless, so I said to him: "Do you think what you said just now is normal, where did Aunt Wang come from?" ”

"It's Aunt Wang in front of the station." Qian Zhaji said to me in a matter-of-fact manner: "I just asked her for directions, and I rubbed an apple with her to eat, my aunt is quite good, haha............." ”

I was completely speechless, it turned out that I asked Qian Zai paper to go out to buy a ticket, but he just got lost as soon as he went out, and then he could only find an aunt to ask for directions, and then learned that there was no train to Songling at night, so Qian Za paper went to the front of the station to contact a private car, which is commonly known as the 'black car', double the price was negotiated, and asked for the driver's phone number to contact him at night.

It's that simple, but why does the feeling that comes out of Qian Zha's mouth change? Maybe that's really his personal charm.

But fortunately, there is no danger, and I finally got a heartfelt matter, I asked Qian Tie Paper at night, is this kind of black car reliable? Qian Zhaji said to me disapprovingly, what's the matter, are you still afraid that he will rob you? It's good that we don't rob him.

He looked at me at the time as if he was looking at a madman, I have to say that this did make my self-esteem a little frustrated, and even made him despise, but if you think about it, it is indeed like what Qian Zha Paper said, you must know that I, which of the three people Dao An and Qian Zha Paper is a normal person? A madman, a layman, a Taoist priest, and a shaman who eats walnuts and does not spit walnut skin, it is estimated that this combination is already the top match in the folk, this is true, although I haven't tried it, but I'm sure that even ten big men together can't beat us, so my worries are indeed a bit too much.

So, I put my mind at ease for the time being, and waited until nightfall, but just when the sky was just dark, there was an incident again, when Qian Zhaji and I were watching TV in the house, and the luggage had already been packed, at this moment, Shao Yu suddenly knocked on the door again, I saw this uninvited Shao Yu, so I said to him: "What's the matter?" ”

Shao Yu smiled lightly at me, and then said to me: "Xiaoyuan, the rain has finally stopped, and we will be able to leave tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, so I want to invite you to have a meal tonight, how about you talk about it?" ”

"Is this necessary?" I said to Shao Yu: "If you should be a friend, you can become a friend no matter what, but you shouldn't be a friend, even if both of you drink and your stomach is sagging, it's useless." ”

I saw that this Shao Yu was going to invite us to dinner, and I thought to myself, could it be that he was trying to paralyze us? Or do you want to be a ghost at the wine table? So I refused, but after I finished speaking, Shao Yu shook his head, and then smiled at me and said, "Hey, look at what you said, it's not a friend and it shouldn't be an enemy, right?" Besides, since we have decided to cooperate this time, it means that we are a collective during this time, and we haven't discussed this matter these days, I think some things are better to make it clear first, how about it, give face, or do you have other ideas in your heart? ”

This old fox, I scolded in my heart, but he is really good at talking, a few words to the point, if I don't agree now, it will inevitably fall into the handle and even make him suspicious, so I pondered in my heart, I thought to myself that it should be okay to have a meal, anyway, we plan to run away at night, why not stabilize them at the wine table first?

Thinking of this, I nodded, and then said to him, "Okay, what time is it?" ”

Shao Yu nodded and said, "Seven o'clock, let's go out together then." ”

At seven o'clock, it was already dark. As Shao Yu said, all the members of this night banquet participated, including Dao'an and Nama Tianshun, the place where we lived was also a relatively prosperous area in the local area, and there were many restaurants around.

That meal was probably the weirdest dinner I've ever attended, because we didn't have any trust in each other at all, and because I was afraid that they would mess with the dishes, I said to Shao Yu when I just sat down: "Let's have a combination of Chinese and Western eating, how about ordering each other?" ”

Shao Yu should also understand what was going on in my head, so he nodded, and when the menu came up, we each ordered a few dishes, and the rest of the matter was what I just said about the weirdness.

Qian Za Paper stared at each of them while smoking a cigarette, and Shao Yu and Ma Tianshun seemed to understand that they couldn't handle this madman, so they didn't speak, only the Lei Zi was looked at by this Qian Za paper, and I saw that he said to this Qian Za paper a little inexplicably: "What do you see? ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Shao Yu waved his hand at him and signaled him not to speak, but it seemed to be too late, only to see the money and paper said to the thunder: "Actually, I have a special function, I can see everyone's heart, now I will give you a debut brain melon sharp turn question, if you can't answer it, then you are the master of squatting and peeing, what do you think?" ”

That Lei Zi seemed to be asked by Qian Zha Paper's words, he didn't know what this special function had to do with brain teasers, but as soon as he wanted to speak, he was glared at by Shao Yu, it was obvious that Shao Yu knew that if Qian Zha Paper spoke, then this meal would not stop, and that Lei Zi didn't dare not listen to Shao Yu, so he had to turn his head and listen to Qian Zha Paper's repeated muttering opposite him, 'Squatting and peeing, squatting and peeing', looking at Qian Zha Paper's posture as if he was going to hypnotize him.

I'm looking funny here, just imagine which of these people is not a great evildoer? But now there is no way to do anything about this money paper, just in response to that sentence, the barefoot are not afraid of wearing shoes, the whole money is a naked player, who doesn't tremble when they see it?

In this state, the dishes are all together, these dishes are arranged scientifically enough, orthodox meals, they order all on their side, we order all on our side, and we also lose that this restaurant is quite appropriate, there is a flower basket with plastic flowers in the middle of the table, I thought to myself that this is almost on the table to plant the national flag, otherwise it is really a bit of the meaning of the state banquet.

But Shao Yu did sit still, he asked for two bottles of wine casually, after we poured each full, I saw him stand up with a wine glass, and then said to us: "Come on, it is fate that everyone can get together today, I also know that we have some misunderstandings and prejudices before, but since we are all for one purpose, then I hope we can temporarily put down this prejudice, after all, mutual hostility is not good for our common goal, I hope everyone can turn enemies into friends, come, I will do it first as respect, everyone is free." ”

After saying these scenes, this Shao Yu drank all the liquor in the cup, and just when I was thinking about whether to drink this glass of wine, Ma Tianshun, who had not spoken along the way, spoke first, only to see his eyes staring at me and Qian Zha Paper, and then picked up the wine glass and said gloomily to me and Qian Zha Paper: "This glass of wine, give face to the eldest brother." ”

This person is still so arrogant, his words are undoubtedly telling us that the reason why he drank this wine is for the face of Shao Yu, otherwise, he would not drink with the two of us, but after seeing him say this, I was speechless in my heart, I thought that some people are really arrogant, and he doesn't want to think about it, when he doesn't take us seriously, what does he treat him in our hearts?

So I sneered and didn't speak, but Qian Zhashi nodded with a wine glass and said, "Yes, thank you for your second brother's heart." ”

Poof, I almost didn't laugh, and Ma Tianshun's face was green at the time, I saw that his brows were wrinkled into a pimple, and his eyes were full of anger, to be honest, I can actually understand his mood at the time, this person is a narcissist, and he suffered a loss from the two of us before, but this time Shao Yu couldn't help but drink the wine, so he had to pretend to be a b before drinking again, but where did he think that Qian Zha Paper was so shameless, and Qian Zha Paper's shamelessness was like a change cone, With a pop, his aura leaked.

Ma Tianshun was annoyed and angry, but Qian Zhazhi ignored him, only to see him grinning and taking a sip of liquor, he grabbed a long piece of pork ribs and gnawed it, and Ma Tianshun just wanted to exert his might, but was pressed down by Shao Yu's eyes, no way, after all, he is in a different situation now, originally his status in the Golden Witch Sect was second only to Shao Yu, but now the time is too late, he is no longer able to stand up for power without an arm, this kind of cult is so realistic, you can call the wind and rain if you have the ability, but you are only worthy of swallowing your anger, So Ma Tianshun could only be eaten to death by Shao Yu, so that this time he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

Shao Yu later said some things that were 'conducive to unity', but I only took his words as a deaf ear, originally, he wouldn't believe the high-sounding words he said, so what about fooling a stupid boy here?

After a while, another waiter knocked on the door, only to see the girl holding a large plate in her hand, which was a charcoal-grilled animal leg, Shao Yu smiled at me and said: "I saw that there is still some game in this restaurant just now, so I ordered a special deer leg, Xiaoyuan, don't mind sharing this deer leg with me, right?" ”

After saying this, he asked the waiter to accept the pot of plastic flowers, and then put the deer leg in the middle of the table, I looked at this Shao Yu's meaningful expression, thinking that this old grandson seems to be talking in words, sure enough, I saw that Shao Yu smiled at me: "The craftsmanship of this hotel is really good, this deer leg has a doorway, do you know?" ”

Lei Zi on the side met his sentence and asked him what the doorway, only to see that Shao Yu smiled: "I once ate this dish when I was in the north, the selection of materials for this dish is the most important, do you know, there is a kind of deer bone that can be eaten, if the heat is up, this bone can be roasted fragrant and crispy, a hundred times more delicious than venison, but this kind of deer is rare and no different from ordinary deer, so it is difficult to identify, in case of carelessness, the tooth can suffer, it is better for us to play a game, Bet on whether this deer is a 'hard bone'? ”

I sneered, thinking to myself that sure enough, this old bastard wanted to use this roasted deer leg as a metaphor for the fox fairy's hometown, and he wanted to find out my bottom of it.

I believe that except for Qian Za paper, the whole table heard that something was wrong, and at this moment, Ma Tianshun on the side smiled gloomily, and then sneered in his hoarse voice: "Actually, it doesn't matter if it's hard or not, what matters is how we divide this deer." ”

"That's right." I saw that Shao Yu smiled at me, and then said: "Xiao Yuan is a guest and a general this time, you come to cut the deer." ”

Cut your sister, I thought to myself, didn't he clearly want to see my statement? So I snorted lightly, and then didn't use the knife next to the plate, directly grabbed the deer leg with my hand, flipped it over, and bit down towards the leg bone, click, the bone was bitten off by me with my teeth, I used my upper and lower teeth to bite the deer bone finely, and the few people on the opposite table, called Lei Zi's one looked at it, Ma Tianshun and Shao Yu didn't say a word, I chewed a few times, then casually threw the deer leg on the plate, and then smiled and said to Shao Yu:" I wonder if it's hard to bite the bones? ”

After finishing speaking, I sat back in my seat, spit out the bone residue in my mouth beside me, wiped my mouth, and then said to Shao Yu: "This deer is stinky, I don't want to eat a bite, do you like to eat stinky meat?" ”

Shao Yu listened to me sarcastically mocking him, so he smiled and didn't speak, I really despised them in my heart at the time, it seems that they still think I am a greedy person, they actually compare that deer leg to a treasure, and they want to come to visit me? Just kidding, this time it's deflated, right?

Shao Yu is Shao Yu, after a little embarrassment, the meal continued, chatting about some unnutritious topics, drinking some unnutritious wine, and the only dish on this table that has not been touched again is the roast deer leg.

I really didn't drink much, because I knew that there was something important to do in a while, and Dao An didn't drink much either, and the only person who drank too much was Qian Zha Paper.

This surprised me very much, he and that Lei Zi seemed to be chatting quite speculatively, the Lei Zi was big and seemed to have no scheming, I saw a few glasses of wine after the stomach, the two of them actually began to call brothers and brothers, you said 'big brother is good for drinking', I said 'virtuous brother dare not be', it is just like two wild hooligans, and Shao Yu did not stop it, time passed little by little, I secretly looked at my phone, and found that it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening.

Halfway through the drinking game, Dao An went to the bathroom, and after a while, Qian Zha Paper got up to make it convenient, I was really anxious in my heart, after all, Qian Zha Paper drank so much, can he still leave after a while? I see he's shaking a little in the aisle, what can I do?

I saw Qian Zha Paper come back from the bathroom and sit next to me, I was in a hurry, and suddenly felt Qian Zha Paper's leg kick me under the table, I froze for a moment, and then looked at him, Qian Zha Paper did not speak, still looking like a drunkard.

But I knew that he wouldn't be idle and nothing to tease me, and he must have a reason for doing so, and sure enough, after a while, Daoan came back, and he sat down on my left hand, and as soon as I sat down, I felt him kick me, which made me even more suspicious, and I thought to myself, what could be the situation?

Sure enough, after a while, I saw Dao An say that he was too strong to drink and wanted to go back to sleep first, and he was not Shao Yu's main guest this time, so Shao Yu agreed, after Dao An left, we began to continue drinking, to say that alcohol is really wonderful, can make all kinds of people show their original form, Ma Tianshun was not happy, so he drank one cup after another, and in the end, he stared at Qian Zha Paper and scolded a sentence, and Qian Zha Paper did not have time to pay attention to him at that time, in fact, he drank almost half a catty at that time, but he didn't listen to what he said, he was still drinking there, and after more than ten minutes like this, he saw Qian Zha's eyes suddenly widen, covering his mouth and bowing down to the side, thanks to the thunder to hide quickly, otherwise he would really spit on him.

And when I saw him vomiting, I hurriedly stepped forward to help, ready to take him to the bathroom to clean up, and after Shao Yu saw this scene, he casually said to Na Leizi: "You accompany the two little brothers to the bathroom and help clean up." ”

Lei Zi nodded, and then followed us out of the room, I carried Qian Zha Paper's arm, while walking, although he complained about how he drank so much, but his eyes were looking at his expression, I saw that Qian Zha Paper's face was full of alcohol, but his eyes kept blinking at me, as if he had entered the sand, and he was still lip syncing at me.

His mouth shape, either 'there is a car outside', or 'Wei noodles', and of course I know that it is the first, after I saw his mouth shape, I suddenly realized in my heart, good boy, it seems that he has long been planning to run away!

In fact, it was only a little more than an hour from Jiagedaqi to Songling District, and Qian Zhashi told me that he had already inquired and understood, and there were mountains over there, that is, as long as we got into the mountains, this Shao Yu would not be able to find us.

At that time, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, and there were few cars on the street, if there was no reservation, there would be no black cars, so as long as we left, Shao Yu and they would be trapped here, at least one night, when they arrived in Songling District, we would have run away.

This method is so good, I thought in my heart, so I quietly carried the money and paper into the bathroom, and the thunder also followed, only to see the money and paper spit out a few mouthfuls, then straightened up and gasped, panting while saying to the thunder: "I tell you, I have a special function, do you believe it?" ”

Lei Zi drank too much at the time, so he shook his head, and then said, "I don't believe it." ”

Qian Zhashi slowly stretched out his hand, then tapped Lei Zi's forehead and said to him: "Really, I have now turned on your perspective function, I don't believe you turn your head and stare for five seconds to see the women's toilet." ”

Lei Zi saw that what Qian Zhashi said was like the real thing, so he really turned his head to look, only to see him say while looking: "I didn't see it, I really didn't ...... it."

Boom!

With a muffled sound, Lei Zi was picked up by Qian Zha Paper and smashed the lid of the tax collection toilet on the ground, only to see Qian Zha Paper pointing at Lei Zi who was lying down and said in a daze: "Give you a brain teaser, elephant, about a few steps, I said three steps, one drinks, two hands, three ............"

"Don't three, let's go!" I hurriedly picked up the money and rushed outside, and sure enough, just outside the hotel, there was a dilapidated Xiali parked, and Na Daoan was sitting in the passenger seat and waving to us and saying, "Come, come on!" ”

(To be continued)