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Zhang Xiaoyu took a look at his attribute layout, and he found that his survival value had become [20/400] for no reason.

At this time, he finally knew why Kenny hung up so easily, Nima, only 20 survival points, even if the bird in the sky pulled a piece of and fell and hit his head, it might hang up!

Fortunately, the other attribute values have not changed, he is still a level 2 human, and his attribute values other than "personal charm" are higher than ordinary people, this is his advantage, he can use this advantage, survive in this script, and persist until the level is cleared.

Zhang Xiaoyu noticed that in the main quest, in addition to "tricks to death", there is also the word "0/5" at the back, that is, he should encounter five life-threatening situations.

Well, the purpose of this script should be that you can't get hurt a little, and you have to go through five narrow escapes from death before you can pass the test.

Zhang Xiaoyu thought about all of this for a while, sorted out his thoughts, and became much calmer, and then, as long as he was in a dangerous situation, he calmly faced it and escaped from the past.

At this time, a fat man came next to him, wearing a yellow hat, and the fat man was undoubtedly Eric, and when Eric saw Zhang Xiaoyu, he greeted him and said, "Hey, Kenny, you poor ghost, I heard that you had mashed potatoes for breakfast today." ”

Say, "Well, mashed potatoes." When Zhang Xiaoyu said this, because the windbreaker and hat covered his mouth, his voice was very blurred, even he couldn't hear it clearly, only heard "uh-huh-mm", four "um" words, but Eric could understand his words.

Eric laughs and says, "Kenny, I heard that your mashed potatoes are made with a pot of mash and two small potatoes together, right?" ”

In "South Park", when Kenny wears a trench coat and hat, his speech is always glued, blurred, and like, but the other three protagonists in the show can understand him. Now Zhang Xiaoyu speaks vaguely, but Eric can understand it, I am afraid that this script is set up to respect the original work.

Eric is a nasty, greedy, cunning, selfish, and ignorant guy who often laughs at the other three protagonists, and he never admits that he is fat, only that he is just a big one.

This Eric reminded Zhang Xiaoyu of the dog in the script of "Hunter Game", that dog is also called Eric, and they are equally ignorant, greedy, and cunning, but the fat man in front of him is much more extreme than Eric in "Hunter Game".

It's clear that Eric is laughing at Kenny right now, because Kenny's family is very poor, and his dad is an alcoholic, unemployed vagrant, who supports the family with his mother's blue-collar job.

However, Zhang Xiaoyu, who is Kenny, was not angry because of this.

One is that he's not Kenny himself at all, he's just playing Kenny, and there's no need for him to be angry at all.

The second is because he knows that according to the setting of "South Park", if he gets angry, he will inevitably fight with Eric, although Eric is a level 1 human, the average force value is only 8, but he has the aura of the protagonist, "South Park" has been out for 18 seasons, and all kinds of aircraft shells and alien invasions have appeared, but none of them can make Eric hang up, although Zhang Xiaoyu is a level 2 human, but he is not confident enough to kill Eric with the halo of the protagonist.

The third reason is that Zhang Xiaoyu only has 20 survival points now, and this survival value, as long as Eric knocks him down, it is enough to make him return to the west, and he can't joke with his life.

Zhang Xiaoyu's purpose now is very clear, that is, don't think about killing monsters, as long as you try to guide the plot as much as possible, avoid being in a mortal situation, and pass the test smoothly, even if it is OK.

Hey, before entering the script, he was counting on killing more monsters and getting more evolution points, but now in this situation, he doesn't dare to think about it, as long as he clears the customs alive, then thank God, well, by the way, thank you to the mother of the maker of "Nightmare Paradise", damn it, now this plot setting, isn't it going to play the player to death?

"Hey, Kenny, what's wrong with you today? Are you deaf? Answer my question! Seeing that Zhang Xiaoyu didn't answer his question, Eric shouted frantically.

Eric is a hypocrisy, and usually pretends to be innocent and pitiful in front of his mother, as docile as a well-fed pig, but in front of other people, even his cats, he will be hoarse and even resort to all kinds of tricks.

Zhang Xiaoyu knows a little bit about "South Park", and knows that in this script, the most difficult thing to mess with is not all kinds of monsters, but Eric, so he didn't go to him, but only gave him a look and let him experience it slowly.

Eric looked upset, but he didn't scream.

At this time, the other two main characters, Stan and Kyle, arrive.

Zhang Xiaoyu swept the personal attributes of these two protagonists again, and found that they were also level 1 humans, and their force value was only 8. It seems that the characters in this script should be set by ordinary people.

Fortunately, this script is not to the point of madness, leaving a glimmer of life for Zhang Xiaoyu, if the characters in the script are all at the same level as Zhang Xiaoyu, or higher than Zhang Xiaoyu, then Zhang Xiaoyu, a man with only 20 survival points, may not be able to play.

As soon as Stan arrives, he says, "Hi, Cartman, hi, Kenny." Today is South Park's Bull Running Festival, and the Bull Runner gets $3,000. ”

It should be noted here that Cartman is actually Eric, and in South Park, almost no one wants to call him by his first name except for Eric's mom and teacher, and usually calls him by his last name, Cartman, because this guy is so selfish and treacherous that no one wants to approach him and affectionately call him by his first name.

Kyle's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Wow, that's three hundred Phillip and Terrance dolls!" ”

Phillip and Terrance are the two hosts of a TV entertainment show in South Park, but their specialty is not to host the show, but to fart, they always tell boring jokes such as "your armpit hair grows up to your neck", and then fart at the same time, which is incomprehensible, the people in South Park will laugh when they watch the show.

Stan said, "Let's go check it out, I'm going to win the Running of the Bulls!" ”

Kyle said, "However, we haven't given Garrison the essay 'How to Exterminate America's Poor,' and Garrison said yesterday that anyone who doesn't teach composition will fail this semester." ”

Garrison is a schizotypal teacher at South Park Elementary, wearing a puppet named Hat on his left hand, and often talking to himself, thinking he is talking to Hat.

Eric said, "Stupid, let's go hand in our homework first, and then go to see the Running of the Bulls, won't we?" ”

"Oh. yes. How did I not think of that? Kyle's eyes lit up.

Eric turned on his vicious taunt again, saying, "Because you're Jewish, and my mom said that Jews have a money bag in their heads, so their thoughts are generally as long-term as the pee I pee." ”

Kyle glanced at Eric and said lightly, "Cartman, your is only two centimeters long, and the pee that comes out of it is all up to your thighs, and there is no distance at all." ”

When Eric heard this, he got angry, rolled up his sleeves, and Kyle, Eric was very strong, where was Kyle's opponent, and he was beaten in three or two strokes and his face was swollen.

Zhang Xiaoyu watched from the sidelines and felt that although these little guys were a little naughty, they were interesting, so he secretly laughed a few times.

Unexpectedly, his snicker is noticed by Stan, who immediately says to Eric and Kyle, "Look, Kenny is laughing at your." ”

When Eric and Kyle heard this, they immediately stopped their fists and kicks, and both turned their heads to look at Zhang Xiaoyu.

Zhang Xiaoyu's smile immediately stiffened, and he chuckled in his heart.

At this time, Eric and Kyle both walked towards him menacingly.

Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't help but be shocked when he saw the battle between the two of them, and staggered back a few steps, he knew that Eric and Kyle would not show mercy, because they were accustomed to Kenny's death, although he was a level 2 human, but he was facing two people with the aura of the protagonist, which was not easy to deal with, maybe if he was not careful, he would die in their hands, and they would kill him, and he would go to school to hand in his homework as if nothing happened, and then go to see the Running of the Bulls.

Zhang Xiaoyu complained bitterly in his heart, but he didn't expect that just laughing for a moment would trigger the danger, this game, the speed of pit people, is inevitably too fast......

In the blink of an eye, Eric and Kyle surrounded Zhang Xiaoyu one after the other.

(Uh, revised once, 9.29)