What you imagine is far more frightening than what you actually see, especially in that environment.

It was almost eleven o'clock at that time, it was the hour when all things were sleeping and ghosts haunted, the old guy sat on the sofa, although he looked very calm, but from the slightly trembling body as if hemorrhoids had betrayed him completely, his mental activity at that time was probably like this: scared to death Lao Tzu scared to death, why didn't a little deflated calf sing?

I also want to sing, but in this murderous house, especially if you already know that there are dozens of ghosts looking at you like the scene of a car accident, especially when Qian Zha Paper leaned in my ear and said to me, when those ghosts came down to eat, I didn't hold it and trembled.

Ghosts eat incense, of course, this is easier to explain, since ancient times, there has been a saying of burning incense and kowtowing to worship ghosts and gods, talking about the smell of tribute incense ghosts like it very much, and it is said that incense and candles are ghosts love to eat, a rough calculation, just now I lit a handful of incense, the aroma spreads, so those ghosts will be attracted to smell the aroma.

I looked at Qian Zai Paper with some tears and laughter, thinking to myself, are you trying to scare me and tell me what are you doing?

You must know that I am naturally timid and love to think blindly, at this time, even if Qian Za paper does not explain to me, I already have that ghostly picture in my mind.

The ghosts with missing arms and legs all floated off the ground to the table, one by one, like Michael Jackson, in defiance of gravity, leaning down and greedily inhaling the incense burning in the incense burner.

I peeked at the incense burner on the table, and saw that although the dozens of incense sticks had been lit, there was not much smoke scattered, and the burning incense was flickering and dimming, as if it was smoking, burning very quickly, and in just a few tens of seconds, it burned about an inch.

Although it's summer, the cold sweat on my forehead comes down as soon as it comes down, it's too fierce here, do you really want to sing it?

And the employer saw that my face was wrong, and she became even more panicked, but she didn't dare to move or speak, and only took Han Wanchun, who kept shooting with her eyes, if her eyes could turn into a gun, it is estimated that the old guy would have been swept into a lock by this woman at this time.

The old fellow couldn't see my face clearly because of the strip of cloth hanging from the corolla, but he just coughed and motioned for me to hurry up.

There is no way, I have been forced to get the duck on the shelf, and I can't jump anymore, so I wrapped the red rope of 'Lao Qi' (that is, the jade pendant, Lao Qi is the name I gave it to it) in my hand to ensure that I could catch it in my hand at the critical moment, and at the same time motioned Qian Zha Paper to sit next to the employer and not talk much.

After Qian Zhashi sat down, I gritted my teeth, and then I knocked the one-sided eight-stringed donkey skin drum, the drum was very loud in this murderous house, and after I knocked for a while, I shook my right hand, and then sang: "Suolin ...... Ah no, please God~~~!! ”

Due to nervousness, as soon as I opened my mouth, the four words "Suo Lin Ruiji" almost came out of my mouth, but fortunately, I reacted in time, and swallowed the next two words back into my stomach.

Ay? But then again, why can't I use the helper mantra? Anyway, there are ghosts in this house, so why don't I really help the woman get rid of them?

Such an idea suddenly popped up in my head, but as soon as this thought appeared, I rejected it, just kidding, there are dozens of ghosts in this room, although I am a royal shaman in name, but I don't have much actual combat experience at all, how can it be so simple to negotiate with them? And those yellow skins outside the house are all there, in case they let the old guy possess the old guy again, then it will inevitably be another vicious fight, more is better than less, or don't take risks, when the big deal is to leave, tell the employer that it is better to sell the house.

Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that I was very unproductive, when was it, how could I still pity others? Who pitied you when you were pitiful?

So after making up my mind, I sighed, beat the drum a few more times, and then began to sing: "Said to fall in the West Mountain~ It's dark, alas, hey, hey~~!! ”

"It is dark in the West Mountain, every household closes the door, the magpie goes to the forest, the family finches and pigeons run to the eaves, ten to have nine locks, and there is still one door that is not closed, and the incense case and fruits are all on the table, and the whip and drum invite the gods to sigh and sigh!!"

Singing to this, I twisted my body according to the previous rehearsal, twisted while playing the drum and then sang: "The left hand picked up the afternoon horse Weiyang Wenwang drum, the right hand carried the bamboo whip left by the Taigong, the drum is not an ordinary drum, the whip is not called a general whip, in the early years King Wen made this drum, and later generations passed it to the gang, Wenwang drum, willow wood circle, four horizontal and vertical four or eight strings, four to the north and four to the south, four to the north of the world, four to the south of the country, and in the string to tie up, dry Kan Gong Zhen Xun Li Kun to exchange eight big copper coins, hey, hey, hey, hi, hey!! ”

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While thinking about me, he sang again: "The ancient King Wen visited Xian, the Weishui River moved the Taigong, the immortal gave the Taigong bamboo whip, and the Zhou Dynasty was eight hundred years old, and now the drum whip has reached the helper, and the helpers are going to move the immortals, the drum is beating the mountain, and the bamboo weaving is driving the river to dry, and the river is dry, and the turtle king is on the beach, and the shrimp soldiers and crabs will listen to my order, and quickly go to pass the letter, this letter runs east to Wuyue, and goes west to Montenegro, the gods see that the letter is not available, and the soldiers beat the drum every day to disturb you must not be safe, alas, hi alas~~!! ”

This set of fake words is also my research with the old guy, I have never advocated adding any turtle king eight to this word, I think it is very unclassy, but at that time the old guy smiled at me, and then disdainfully said, the dancing god is not a symphony, the more down-to-earth the more people believe, how many people have seen the dancing god in this big city? That's art, boy!

This is a spoof at best, I thought in my heart at the time, but after I sang this paragraph, I felt that the employer was convinced, and Qian Zhashi shook his head and hummed this tune with me, I smiled bitterly, and was about to continue singing, when suddenly Han Wanchun on the sofa let out a 'whoop'! It's like stepping on a rat's tail.

It didn't matter if he shouted in his cold voice, and the frightened employer let out a 'wow' scream, and it scared me enough, but luckily I knew that it was the code that the two of us had set up before.

After the old guy shouted this voice, he suddenly writhed his body, as if he was having a seizure, and I knew in my heart that this old guy was really scared, so I didn't want to delay any longer, and went straight to the point without waiting for me to sing a few more paragraphs.

Seeing his virtue, I had no choice but to follow him, so I changed the drum beat, waved my hand at the frightened employer, signaled her not to be afraid, this is the fairy upper body, and then opened his mouth and sang: "As soon as the drum sounded, I invited the old fairy to go down the mountain, the old fairy went out of the cave door, grabbed the yellow sand and sealed the door, and the clouds and fog rose in the air, and came here in this house, called the old fairy, please listen to the audio, the boat and car are very hard, and you have to pass the name, and the house is said to us, and it is good to help the soldiers change to the door to thank you for saying that you are not in the middle of the ah, hey, hey~~!! ”

With the beat of my drum, the old guy stood up slowly, twisted three times, just like dancing Yangge, only to see him writhing while singing: "Hey, hey, hey, hey~~!" Call the helper, you hear and hear, ask my surname to have a surname, ask me to have a name, King Qin is looking for immortals across the East China Sea, Xu Fu Donghai meets Xianfeng, Penglai Xiandao Fairy Cave, Chaoyang Ancient Cave practice Tao Xing (here 'line' sound is three sounds 'horizontal'. You have to ask me which one I am, I was originally the East China Sea Demon Suppression Ancestor Dao Lou Jinxing, alas, alas, hey!! ”

This old guy squeezed his voice very thin and low when he sang the lyrics, just like singing Hua Dan, but when I heard him say who he was, I was a little speechless, and we discussed it before, and he pretended to be a random idea of which god he should pretend to be, but I really can't think of who this 'East China Sea Demon Descending Ancestor' is, is there this person? And the 'Lou Jin Xing', if I'm not mistaken, this should have evolved from the 'Lou Jin Dog' in the twenty-eight constellations, right? I really don't know if this old guy is scared and confused, that Lou Jin dog seems to be a star in the west, when did he run away to the East China Sea again?

Suo surname, layman to see the excitement, then Ms. Zhao can't know that this old dog is nonsense, see this old guy like jumping, and the voice has changed, suddenly was calmed, listen to the name of this 'fairy' is so long, although I haven't heard it, but it seems to have caused a great deterrent to her, I saw the old guy finish singing, so I hurriedly beat the drum while saying to Ms. Zhao: "Don't scream, don't be afraid, the East China Sea Demon Ancestor is here, worship, worship!" ”

At that time, everyone who saw it was trembling, so the employer hurriedly made a move to the old guy, and the old guy ignored her, and still sang to me while jumping: "Call the helpers, and then listen to the audio, when will I go down the mountain today, you know that the boat and car are hard, and our family is tired and confused, if there is nothing important, I will definitely eat you cramps and peel the skin into the stomach, and when you give the old fairy the wind, hey, hey, hey!" ”

The old guy said cruel words, of course, this was sung to the employer, which meant to scare and scare her first, so that she felt that the fairy invited down this time was not a good kind, and the employer completely entered our trap at this time, although she didn't understand a little, but she also understood that the 'fairy' who had been invited down was already angry before she could do anything, so she hurriedly cast a begging look at me.

Now no matter how much money I ask her for, it is estimated that she will have to give, so I beat a few more drums, and then sang to the old guy: "Lou Jin ancestor, you are audio-visual, don't be annoyed and don't be confused, today is said to have your own important things, you need to show your magic powers, the bitter lord Zhao bought real estate, did not live for a few days before making trouble, I don't know which type of offense, I don't know what kind of spirit I committed, I don't know that the family spirit, the helpers invite you here, and please ask the old fairy to be merciful and pity the bitter lord to help us see if you say yes, hey, hey~~!! ”

Of course, these words are all thought out by me and the old guy in advance, one ring after another, all of them are incisions, and then the old guy is going to cut into the main topic of the circle of money, sure enough, I saw him bouncing and singing: "If you want me to help, the fairy family is merciful, but our family is in a hurry, and the wind is on the way to come, and now the back and legs are also painful, no food, no drink, no tribute, our family is probably not well-informed, hey, hey, hey~~!! ”

After finishing speaking, the old guy sat on the sofa again, kept shaking his head, and stopped singing, and the employer saw that he had sat down, and hurriedly looked at me, and I thought it was time, so I beat the drum while coming to Ms. Zhao, and I whispered to her: "Aunt Zhao, it's a little difficult to do." ”

"What's wrong?" The employer said to me tremblingly.

I turned my heart sideways, and then opened my mouth to her: "The fairy invited this time seems to be a wild dog spirit from the East China Sea, with a big temper, as if he wants to order wine and meat and money, if we don't give it, I guess I can't help and will have to entangle you." ”

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