"It's easy to talk about the money, but you didn't let me prepare wine and meat, what can I do, I'll buy it now, but, but I don't dare?" Ms. Zhao was about to cry when she said this.

I felt a pang of guilt in my heart, thinking to myself, would this really be good? But if that's not the case, where can I get the money to buy a ring for Su Yidan?

No matter, no matter, don't be soft-hearted, don't be soft-hearted!

So, I gritted my teeth, and then said to the employer, "I'll go and discuss with the old immortal." ”

After finishing speaking, I returned to Han Wanchun's body, and then beat the drum and sang: "The divine drum is beating, and the old fairy is listening to the heart, and he has no meat or wine, just because he is in too much hurry, since ancient times, the wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the silver money and gold body are piled up, only the tribute money does not dare to forget, and the vulgar meat and wine stinky skin, please also ask the old fairy to treat the poor and bitter lord with a kind heart, hey, hey!" ”

A well-cooked word that I had memorized a long time ago, and I blushed slightly when I sang it, although I had thought about what would happen when I cheated, but I finally understood at this moment, so I lowered my head, stopped singing, put the drum whip under my armpit, stretched out my palm to Han Wanchun, and said, "Okay." ”

Han Wanchun peeked at me from the gap in the cloth, this number was realized He set, so he nodded, and said in a sharp voice: "Zhong~~!! ”

After finishing speaking, he got up and sang again: "Call the soldiers to listen to the truth, the fairy family doesn't care about this money, there are tens of millions of gold mountains, but the dust and smoke of the world, but the rules are set in ancient times, our family can only do it, and now I enjoy your silver money of 5,005 and a half, but it is the bitter lord who has a good fortune in this life~~!! ”

He said this very clearly, so I turned my head to look at Ms. Zhao, only to see that when she heard that the old guy asked for five thousand five, she was overjoyed, it seemed that this was less than the budget in her heart, so he nodded hurriedly, took out a wad of money from the bag, and pointed out a wad, because he didn't dare to get up, so Qian Zha paper took the money, got up and put it in front of the incense burner, and then walked to my side, lowered his voice and whispered to me: "Something is wrong, now the living room is full, more and more, There are also many people who came down from above, and there were three of them lying on Uncle Chun alone...... Some are already laughing. ”

Oops I'll go!! After I heard him say this, I suddenly secretly said in my heart that it was not good, this time it seems to be really funny, and at the same time I remembered an incident I heard when I was a child.

The old cripple once said to me that the reason why shaman songs attract those things is because when the young Baturu made a covenant with the wild immortals in the northeast, and then sang the mantra of the helpers through the tune left by the ancient witch religion, you must know that since ancient times, music has been popular with all things, not only people like it, but even animals and even plants will be affected, so not only people like to listen to songs and operas, but also animals or ghosts and evil spirits.

Since ancient times, in the southern Fujian area, there is the custom of singing ghost dramas in the Midyear Festival, talking about the Ghost Festival, there are good people who set up the stage late at night and invite the drama to sing, but they do not invite the people to close it, because the scene is sung to the ghosts.

The same is true of shaman songs, which are the tunes of shamans who used singing spells to communicate with heaven and earth in ancient times, and the role of orthodox shamanic songs is not mentioned for the time being.

The meaning of this proverb is: Zishi is not suitable for singing, and it is not suitable for practicing martial arts when it is ugly, because Zishi is the time when Yin and Yang meet and a hundred ghosts travel at night............ Of course, this has nothing to do with the matter, so I will leave it at that. At this time, the moon is exchanged, and the evil miasma born at night has not disappeared, and practicing martial arts in this time period will only lead to filthy gas entering the body, which is useless and detrimental, because only the old cow wakes up at this time to prepare for farming, and the cow often eats grass and ruminates at this hour, and the forage eaten not only has morning water dewdrops, but also indirectly contaminates the evil air, so the cow is an animal that can see ghosts through psychics, and the filth in the body will be discharged from the eyes, which also has the legend that you can see ghosts by wiping cow tears.

Damn, how did I forget, ghosts like to listen to dramas! Although I don't sing shamanic songs, it's a play! Isn't the two of them just singing a big show! The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and Qian Zhashi said that there were more and more ghosts in the house, and some of them even climbed on the old guy's body. This suddenly made me cry and laugh, what the hell is going on, why did a fake dance god turn a murderous house into a two-person small theater!?

Thinking of this, I also feel that the wind is gusting around, no, no, no, now the wind is too tight, you have to pull it, otherwise it will rub for a while, there are too many ghosts, this yin wind becomes a violent wind, isn't it the wind roaring, the horse is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring?

In order to prevent those ghosts from staging the "Yellow River Cantata" in this house, I had to hurry up and pull a few people together to 'pull the huh' (black language, the meaning of running away), saying that it was too late and that was fast, from the time the money and the paper whispered to me until I reacted, in fact, it was the situation of those few seconds, so I hurriedly beat the drum and sang a little anxiously: "Call the old immortal, you listen to the audio, the helpers have something to explain, now the bitter lord is offering money, five thousand oceans are handed to his hand, and I implore the immortal family to do things, please ask the old immortal, What kind of evil spirit did the bitter lord rush to that door in his house, hey, hey, hey~~!! ”

Han Wanchun saw that the money was in hand, and his heart was full of joy, you must know that this old grandson was greedy for life and afraid of death, and he was more afraid of running than I wanted to run, so he opened his mouth and sang to me: "Shouting to help the soldiers, you listen to the truth, our family has all said everything, although this Zhao family mansion is beautiful, but there is a thing that is not complete, there is a nest snake under the beam, and the rooftop is dangerous, and the spirit snake spits out the letter as a good omen, and the stab under the danger should also be safe, just because the owner of the house did evil in his previous life, killing people and setting fires is heinous, and the dead soul wants to take revenge, the canopy manifestation is really difficult, if you want to sweep away these bitter ghosts, We have to do it to be safe, hey, hey~~~!! ”

The cold sweat on my head is brushing, this is really a lack of people's hearts snake swallowed elephant, I listen to this old miscellaneous hair, how do you think something is wrong, he has something in this, at this time, shouldn't you directly tell people to burn more incense and worship Buddha or something, isn't it over? Why does he still want to 'do it'? Will he make a fart and play the huqin for the ghost?!

I thought about it for a while, and suddenly understood in my heart, it seems that this old guy didn't expect the employer to be so happy, five or six thousand is not a problem for her at all, so I feel that it is too little, and I want to ask more.

He didn't know the situation at the time, that's why he was so brazen, but I knew, to be honest, I really had the heart to raise my ass and run to lock this old guy in this room alone, but I really couldn't do that, and in a hurry, I stopped singing any 'black incisions' with him, so I stopped drumming directly, and then said to the old bastard: "I said, 'old fairy', it's too late today, or I'll send you back first, and then I'll do it tomorrow?" ”

Han Wanchun was obviously stunned, he must have thought in his heart, what's wrong with this kid, why don't you sing? Could it be that you forgot the words? Lao Jianghu is always Lao Jianghu, seeing that I didn't sing, he didn't stop, he may not know that it was his old Jianghu experience that hurt him that night.

I saw him slap his thigh, and then shook his head and sang to me: "What do you want to listen to the shouting soldiers, our family is not ungrateful, and the suffering lord has five thousand silver taels, so can you not repay the grace given?" So don't talk about other things, or talk about how to eradicate ghosts, if you want to say things are not done casually, you need to listen carefully, what I want is that three hundred years of peach wood splitting gods and monsters, ghosts in Oriental Baozhu Town............"

Kill your sister's ghost! You're going to be killed by ghosts now, do you know, uncle!! I was speechless for a moment, seeing that the old grandson was still singing, my heart was suddenly extremely anxious, I knew what he meant, what three hundred years of peach wood and Oriental pearls, it was something that didn't exist at all, he just wanted me to remind my employer to ask for more money.

But the scene at that time was really not suitable for deception anymore, when the old guy pretended to be a ghost and sang a big show, I peeked at Qian Zha Paper again, only to see that his face also changed, he looked at Han Wanchun who was still laughing at himself, and then watched me use my hands to gesture to my chest, back, and the top of my head, I understand what he meant, most of the old guy's parts are occupied.

I really can't sing, I grabbed the 'old seven' tightly in my hand with one hand, and at the same time kicked the old guy, only to see that he was still shaking his head and singing: "I want two of the queen mother's peaches, and the gourd of the iron crutch Li...... I don't want to die!!!! ”

Oops!!

I just wanted to shout at the old guy, 'Stop acting, run away', which Cheng thought the old guy was singing, but suddenly they rolled their eyes, covered their stomachs and screamed violently, 'I don't want to die'!!

It would be nice if he shouted it himself, but this voice was completely different from the tone of the old guy, the old guy lowered his voice in order to bluff people before, it sounded a little nondescript, but this voice was completely another person's voice!

Originally, he sang well, but this sudden change made everyone present stunned for a moment, and even the money and paper grew into a mouth, and the employer surnamed Zhao was highly nervous after seeing such a strange god-dancing ceremony, because of the influence of this murderous house, her body was very weak, and when she saw that the voice of this 'Lou Jinxing' suddenly became a woman, she was frightened and immediately followed the two eyes and fainted.

And I, looking at the old guy, subconsciously shuddered, and also felt creepy.

But speaking of which, it's not the first time I've experienced this kind of scene, and I know that the old guy is possessed, so before he can speak again, the 'old seven' in my hand has already been pasted on his face.

Smack!! I saw the old guy scream and fall on the sofa.

Conditioned reflex, what I just did was completely conditioned, and the question is: what would you do if you were holding something that looked like a palm-sized pebble and someone in front of you suddenly scared you?

My subconscious helped me to give a clear answer, and the old guy was knocked down on the couch by me with a stone, and I came back to my senses, when my scalp was numb, and I shouted, "Little money! What's going on!? ”

Qian Za Paper also jumped up at this time, and he said to me, "Got into his mouth!! Ah, it looks like you took a picture! ”

The ghost seemed to have gotten into the old guy's mouth, but fortunately, the 'old seven' in my hand was a thing given to me by Sister Xin (Yao Shouxin) to ward off evil spirits!! ”

After that, I hurriedly stepped forward to help Han Wanchun, I just wanted to run, the old guy fell on the sofa, the crown of his head had fallen, fortunately he had rough skin and thick flesh and I didn't have much strength, just now it just knocked his nose bloody, but just when I set up the old guy, I suddenly heard Qian Zha paper shouting loudly: "Another one,, what's the blame??" ”

What the? I was stunned at the time, but before I could react, I saw Han Wanchun smiling at me with a nosebleed, and that smile was extremely gloomy.

(It's late, forgive me, the two watches are over, ask for votes and recommendations, thank you~!! ）

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