Although I had this doubt in my heart for a long time, I was still frightened by his sudden voice, so I hurriedly said to him: "No, no, I don't want to touch your money, I just wonder if you're not blind...... What's that? ”

I saw that the 'old blind man' sneered, reached out and took off his torn sunglasses, revealing a pair of small eyes full of, full of cunning philistine eyes, only to see him grin, and then said to me very disdainfully: "You are blind with sunglasses." ”

I was speechless in my heart, sure enough, this old boy is not blind, at best he is just a liar, damn, why didn't you see it at the beginning, it made me a little unbearable before, after all, he is disabled.

But now that I think about it, where is he disabled, it's clear that he is bullying people!!

Not to mention robbing my territory, but also mixing up my business, mother's legs, it seems that before Bamboo told me to let Liangzi find two migrant workers to beat him, if I agreed, it would be right, because I now pick up the guitar and shoot him for five rounds first.

The old bastard laughed when he saw the anger on my face, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it to me, and then said to me: "Hey, hey, young people, don't be so impulsive, everyone eats together, you see I'm a handful of years, right, come and smoke a cigarette, let's talk." ”

I took the cigarette and glanced at the cigarette holder, and by the way, 'King Hibiscus', he smoked much better than me! Suddenly, there was a pang of despair in my heart, this is really compassion kills people, it seems that he is far richer than me.

It's really like what the lunch lady said, you said that you can afford to smoke the Furong King, so why do you have to rely here to grab food with a child who smokes the Red River! Am I easy?

Seeing that I couldn't speak, the old blind man smiled again, only to see him light a cigarette by himself, take a puff and say to me: "Young man, I think your work is good, your uncle and I can't stay here for a few days, I earn too little, otherwise, we can cooperate in the past few days, you pull me to sing, three seven open, how about it?" ”

"I'm seven and you're three?" I didn't have the heart to say to him.

He sneered, then said to me, "Do you think it's possible, young man?" ”

Of course I know it's impossible, and I don't want to cooperate with you, old bastard, looking at his stinky virtue, my stubborn temper actually came out, but I can't beat him now (because he really finds sympathy for this appearance), and I can't scold him, so I have to resort to my last resort.

Originally, I didn't want to use this, but if this breath didn't come out, how uncomfortable I thought, it was too annoying, so I threw the 'Hibiscus King' in my hand on the ground, and then said to him fiercely: "You dead old man, don't be too arrogant, maybe what's going on, if I don't take you away in the afternoon, I'll have your surname!" ”

After that, I returned to my position, and the old guy named Han Wanchun was not annoyed, but he picked up the cigarette with a hippie smile and put it in his pocket, and he laughed at me a few times, obviously not taking me seriously.

This really made me angry, as the so-called steamed buns have to fight for breath, I finally decided to use that trick, damn, I don't believe that you can dance with me!

At that time, it was already a little past, and the flow of passengers in the passage increased again, and I angrily turned out the donkey skin drum from my bag, and it seemed that it was correct to listen to the words of bamboo, and I didn't want to use it, but now I can't help it.

But I know very well that even if I sing, I can't sing "Helping Soldiers", I can only sing and sing two people, after all, I'm not stupid, although the people in this underground passage should be very yang, but here has not seen the sun since it was built, what if it really attracts dirty things and puts someone on the body? Of course, I'd welcome the old liar on those dirty things, but that's just for me to think about, I'm still a person who knows right from wrong, and shamans aren't witchcraft, so I can't use him to hurt people.

In fact, there is a reason why I don't sing the tune, because I have always felt that this is a very shameful job, after all, we usually describe who pretends to be crazy and stupid, and we will use 'dancing gods' to describe it, just like a clown who jumps off the beam, which makes me somewhat resistant, but at that time, because of my anger, I didn't care about any shame or not, in order to grab business and buy rings, in order to fight to suppress the arrogance of the old liar, I had to sing.

After I took out the drum and whip, the old liar actually laughed, and I saw him say to me, "Are you going to play monkey?" ”

Playing you old monkey, I scolded in my heart, just watch, old bastard, thinking of this, I shook the drum whip and beat the one-sided eight-stringed donkey skin drum, the sound of the midwinter is very loud, and the sound in this underground passage is very good, and it can be heard from afar.

Sure enough, the eyes of the pedestrians who were going to cross the street were attracted by me, I knocked while looking at the old liar with my spare eyes, he looked a little stunned, I was a little refreshed in my heart, but because I was afraid that this old guy would also turn around, don't wait for him to sing first, so after knocking the drum a few times, I opened my mouth and sang loudly: "Please God pull~~!" ”

At the beginning, it was nothing more than saying that the West Mountain was dark and the sky was dark, and I found that this seemed to be jargon, just like an introduction, whether it was a god tune or a help trick.

But then there is a distinction, fortunately I have learned this tune, I know how to sing, unexpectedly, when I sang this tune, the surrounding effect is surprisingly good, maybe it is very common for people who usually play guitar and sing on the passage or overpass, but have you seen a few dancing gods in the underground passage? No, so those people should think it's fresh.

Sure enough, with my singing, more and more people stopped, and the old liar was really deflated this time, but there seemed to be no disappointment on his face, and I saw him sitting there looking at me with an erhu in his hand, as if thinking about something.

The tone of the two-person turn is thousands of times simpler than the help of the soldiers, it is nothing more than some nonsense plus some 'report the name of the station' or 'report the name of the mountain', 'report the name of the mountain' I am familiar with, very strange, there is also a paragraph in the help of the soldiers' report the name of the mountain, but it seems that the mountains in the help of the soldiers are all mountains where some gods and monsters live, and there are only a few overlaps with the two people in the turn, and the rest is completely different.

And the "report station name" is the name of the national railway station, and there should not be it in the mantra of the helper, this thing is like an emergency password, and it works very well to show off, so I took a deep breath and began to report the name of the station.

I sang more than 50 station names in one breath, and the tourists next to me all drank well, and the money on the guitar bag was getting more and more.

Seeing that I stopped, the crowd dispersed, I sat on the newspaper, turned out half a bottle of mineral water, counted the money while drinking, and did not forget to look at the old liar provocatively, I really didn't expect that the dancing gods in this underground passage were so popular, these five yuan and ten yuan, before an hour, were already more than seventy.

Picking up money is indeed a very pleasant thing, I thought to myself, if this continues, it won't be long before I can save enough money for the ring, it is really good, I am happy, I actually left the old bastard's things behind, just when I lowered my head and looked up the money one by one, suddenly I found that a white hand put a red hair on my guitar bag.

I was happy in my heart, and I immediately looked up and said, "Thank you." ”

Standing in front of me, there were two people, a man and a woman, the man looked like he was in his thirties, about 1.5 meters tall, very handsome, short hair, bright eyes, dressed very exquisitely, at first glance he was rich, and the woman was half a head shorter than the man, because it was a cake face, so the appearance could be regarded as medium at best, with sunglasses, wearing a dress, white and tender fingers, black nail polish.

The one hundred yuan was given by her, I nodded at them, I have met such rich people before, so I didn't care, anyway, they won't stay long, but the two I met that day were different, I didn't leave after giving the money, I saw the short-haired man squatting in front of me, and then said to me: "The young man sings well." ”

Hey, this accent is real, authentic Northeast dialect, I saw him praise me, so I was a little embarrassed to say: "Singing and playing, thank you." ”

He smiled and said to me, "You're welcome, but you've learned to turn two? That was a god just now, right? ”

I nodded, and then said to him, "yes, I studied for two days before, what's wrong?" ”

"Not really." The short-haired man looked at me, then at the drum on my lap, and said to me with interest, "Your drum is very interesting, can you lend me two strokes?" ”

I looked at him at the time, thinking that anyway, they were generous, and gave a hundred at once, so what could I do with him, so I handed the donkey's skin drum and the drum whip over, and the man took the drum, stood up, and shook the drum whip a few times, but the drum whip was in his hand, and it made a horn sound on the drum, and it was stewed and ugly, and the sound was small, I frowned, and thought to myself what was going on, so I said, "You can bring it to me to see, whether it is missing." ”

To be honest, I'm really afraid that he will knock this drum to me, after all, this is a relic left to me by the old lame, if it misses, I don't know how to make up for it, but after I took the drum, I knocked it over and over again, and it didn't leak.

The man looked at me and smiled, as if he was very interested in saying to me: "No, it seems that I won't use your strength, but your thing is quite fun, my old man is singing two-person turns, or brother, let's discuss, you sell this drum to me, you make a price, okay?" ”

What, this guy wants to buy my drums? I looked at him, it was the first time I had ever encountered such a thing, but I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, this is my ancestral, I can't sell it." ”

It is indeed an ancestral heirloom, it was left to me by my grandfather Shao Yongxing, this is what I said, and I am not stupid, I know that this thing is a shaman's thing, it is very evil, how can I sell it casually.

The man didn't seem to want to leave, but he smiled and said, "It turned out to be an ancestral heirloom, then it's a pity, I still wanted to ......"

As soon as he was halfway through his words, suddenly at this time, I suddenly heard the frightened shout of the sweet potato seller from the entrance of the underground passage: "The chengguan is here!! ”

What, the chengguan is here? I was stunned for a moment, just when I was stunned, suddenly a gray shadow crossed by, I fixed my eyes, only to see the old liar holding the broken tea jar in his left hand and the erhu in his right hand, running like a rabbit, before I came back to my senses, he had already run to the bend of the passage.

But as soon as he got there, he suddenly stretched out a leg from the bend, and tripped him down with a snap, and the money in the teapot was scattered all over the place, and the steel hammers were rolling around, and the old liar was scolded by this fall, but before he could get up, he saw several people in blue-gray uniforms holding him down, and at this moment, a man came up to me, and he pushed away the pair of men and women in front of me, and he said to me, "Do you know that singing is not allowed here?" ”

(Two watches are over, ask for votes and recommendations, thank you~~!) ）

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