When I came to the underground passage again, it was already 7:45 a.m. the next day, and I was carrying a plastic bag of buns in my left hand, an erhu in my right hand, and a guitar behind my back.

It's all a bad idea that Bamboo gave me yesterday, he said that although that old blind b is very ruthless, but how to say that he only has an erhu, you have no reason to fight him, it's really not good, you just put out your housekeeping skills, scare him to death an old bastard.

At that time, I was lying on the bed, and said to him weakly, what kind of housekeeping skills, and the bamboo said to me: "Don't you know how to dance the gods?" ”

Damn, it's a big god again, I hurriedly shook my head, thinking no, no, I can do anything, but this big god is absolutely not good, you must know that I will be a real guy, not a fool, in case the time really comes down something, then what should I do?

I haven't touched this shaman song for more than a year, and it's not easy to live without ghosts and gods, if I really dance again, what if those shameless yellow-skinned ghosts around me take the opportunity to make trouble again?

And,That's not my original intention.,You know,I went to the underground passage to perform.,At the beginning, I just wanted to sing.,Damn,Why did the old blind man change his taste after he appeared.,It's an erhu and a change of clothes.,So I'm not a stinky guy like him?

So I told Zhuzi my thoughts, and Zhuzi sighed and said to me: "Yaozi, I also know that it is not easy for you, but now you are not short of money, you have to say that one or two hundred is okay, our brother can make it up for you, but you need too much, now is not the time to ask for face, after driving the old blind man away, you will sing your song again, do you say this is the truth?" ”

It seems to be really the truth, at that moment I suddenly felt a little powerless, I really need money, and at this time, it won't help to hold on, or that sentence, who suffers who knows, if you don't work hard in this world, then who will see you and pity you?

I sighed, then sat up, took a puff on my cigarette, and then said viciously, "Then I'll dance too, and I'll fight him again tomorrow." ”

"How do you want to fight?" Bamboo and grandson looked at me with blank eyes.

I puffed out a puff of cigarette and said to both of them, "Use everything I can!" ”

You know, I know how many musical instruments, donkey skin drums are not counted, but also erhu, huqin, guitar, ocarina, and a little piano, I can't move the piano, I decided to use the rest of the ones to fight the old blind man.

So, the next day I took enough guys, bought two buns and went to the underground passage, the old blind man sat on the pile of newspapers as usual, and I, as usual, sat down with him five meters away, and looked at him viciously while nibbling on the buns.

Knowing that I wouldn't beat the drum as a last resort, I said to myself in my heart.

Although I brought a lot of musical instruments, but the old blind man still responded to all changes with the same, a squeak and dumbness of the erhu, I was ruthless, I must defeat him today, let him run away in disgrace.

It was Sunday, there would be more pedestrians, at 8:30, seeing that there were more people strolling, the cigarette butt in his hand was thrown on the ground, and he chopped it with his foot, picked up the guitar on the side and sang it.

When the real hearer wept and the listener was sad, the miserable tone matched his outfit, and suddenly added points, and suppressed me in terms of momentum, I saw that the momentum was not good, so I gritted my teeth, put down the guitar again, copied the erhu and returned him a song "Empty Mountain Bird Language", the Tang Dynasty poet Wang Wei once had a poem to praise and say: The empty mountain does not see people, but hears the voices of people, returns to the deep forest, and shines on the moss.

The empty mountain birds talk, the fragrance of flowers strikes people, and the birds fly and the deer run, how can it make people not refreshed?

I thought in my heart, see me use this harmonious song between man and nature to break your sick tune, but where do you know, before I pulled the two tunes, this old boy turned the piano pole and played the "Oroqen Song", the Oroqen song is about a group of hunters hunting, there are lyrics to praise: high in the Xing'an Mountains a big forest, the forest lives in the brave Oroqen, a fierce horse, a gun, roe deer and wild deer all over the mountains to fight and fight.

Oh hey, when his song came out, it suddenly messed up the atmosphere in my song, I thought to myself what this old miscellaneous child means, this is going to eat me, mother, let's see!

So, I hurriedly picked up the ocarina again, and directly gave Ya a modern "Sky City", I see how you can break it this time? Castle in the Sky is the music of the same name from Hayao Miyazaki's cartoon, so I guess you old bastard haven't seen the cartoon either, hahaha.

But how can I think that the old guy was not in a hurry and actually played a folk song "Bao Gong Youyin", what Bao Gong Youyin is talking about is that the yellow-skinned black man Bao Zheng Bao Longtu, according to legend, he has three treasures, one is the Shang Fang sword, but a talking door panel, and the third is a pillow, named ' You Yin pillow', you can go down to the underworld to investigate the case when you sleep on the pillow, it really helped him a lot, Bao Gong You Yin is a tune in the play, mixed with the tune of my sky city, which suddenly made my song seem nondescript, ugly to death.

I suddenly burst into muscles, and immediately threw the ocarina, and then followed my huqin, I glared at the old lame, thinking to myself, how do I see how you are stirring this time!

You know, Huqin was called 'Huer' in ancient times, which means 'spoon qin', also known as 'Xihu' and 'Jinghu', and its sound is sharp and loud, and it is generally used to accompany opera, and it can really be used to win people's voice, such as Peking Opera, I scolded in my heart, damn, this time I will give you a ruthless, so I sat on the ground with a butt, and there was a perfect combination of Peking Opera and pop music "Rap Face".

In an instant, the music I pulled out overshadowed the sound of his erhu, echoing throughout the underground passage, and there were already many pedestrians at this time, and after hearing my song, they all looked at me, but when I saw that the old blind man really stopped the erhu in his hand for the first time, as if he was thinking about something.

Haha, you old blind man, this time you can't help it, seeing that he doesn't play the piano, I have a burst of ecstasy in my heart, and I have more strength in my hands, but after less than five seconds, I saw that the old blind man thought about it, and suddenly stood up, opened his hands left and right to make a small appearance, and opened his mouth at the same time, only to see the old bastard singing loudly: "The blue-faced Di Dou Erdun, the thief of the royal horse, the red-faced Di Guan Gong will fight in Changsha!" The yellow face drops Dian Wei, the white face drops Cao Ying, and the black face drops Zhang Fei............"

I was 'buzzing' in my head at the time, his grandmother's, I really didn't expect this old grandson to sing along with my tune, and he sang really well, the words were just like Zhao Zhongxiang, I immediately cried, thinking what it feels like, how do I feel that I have made a wedding dress for others?

I just wanted to stop, there was a cheer in the passage, obviously, they thought that I and this old bastard were a combination, after seeing the old bastard burst out of an authentic Peking opera, and the good deeds actually applauded, one piece of two, five yuan and ten yuan of tickets were like the automatic coin machine on the bus, and the brush was thrown into the old blind man's broken tea jar.

"I'm quit!!" Even if I didn't have a temper, I was angry at the time, so I immediately dropped the Hu Qin'er in my hand, stood up and pointed at the old bastard and scolded: "What the hell do you want?!" ”

The old blind man smiled, then shrugged his shoulders, and said to me very insidiously: "I see that you are very good, but your throat is a little itchy, you don't mind, young man." ”

You say I don't mind!? My hair was almost gray, and I wanted to drag this old bastard over and stab him in the throat with my piano rod, but there were many people in the passage at that time, as the saying goes: I see that the funeral is not afraid of the funeral, and when I scolded the old blind man, the people around me stopped, thinking that there was another lively look.

When I saw such a scene, I also knew in my heart that the situation was not good for me now, although it was the old blind man who was wrong, but how could others know the real situation, he was still blind at an age, and I was young and had long hair, which obviously gave people a feeling that I was bullying the disabled!

Damn, let me go to reason, he took my territory, why does it seem to be my fault in the end! Seeing that there were more and more people around, I could only stomp my foot in the end, and then gritted my teeth at the old blind man and said, "Count you ruthless." ”

After that, I had to sit down according to my surname, pull the guitar and play it again, but listening to the old blind man proudly pulling the erhu in the spring breeze, I spent the morning in depression and had little income.

It's easy to boil to the mouth of the meal, the pedestrians are decreasing, the lady who sells the lunch box came, she saw that my guitar bag on the income today is not good, so she gave me an extra salted duck egg, I was very grateful, bought a box lunch, sat on the ground and bowed my head to eat.

And at this time, the old blind man seemed to be hungry, don't look at him blind, but his nose is very good, I saw him put down the erhu, turned his head in the direction of me and said: "Second sister, bring me a box of vegetarian, can you also give me a duck egg?" ”

"Fuck off." Obviously, the lady who sold the lunch box recognized the old blind man, and I saw her smiling and scolding at the old blind man: "I said Han Wanchun, why have you come here again in the past two days, is it interesting to bully other people's children?" ”

Obviously, the child in the mouth of the lady refers to me, indeed, although I am in my early twenties, but still thin and small, thin skin just like a little girl, after speaking, she turned out a box of vegetarian lunch boxes from the box, because at this time the small business outside the underground passage also came down to sell lunch boxes, the lady handed me the lunch box casually, let me send it, I was reluctant, but helpless, this lady has always been very good to me, so I had to take it.

And the blind man smiled shamelessly, and replied: "I said, second sister, why did you change your surname and start sympathizing with others, did you fall in love with this kid?" ”

I was suddenly very unhappy in my heart, thinking to myself who you are talking about, and the lady didn't seem to care, just laughed and scolded him, and then continued to find money for the person who bought the lunch box next to me.

I hated this old blind man to death, and I thought to myself, how can I teach him a lesson? At this moment, I didn't want my hand to shake and didn't hold it, the boiled egg in the lunch box fell out and rolled on the ground, I looked at the old blind man, and suddenly had an idea in my heart, so I didn't make a noise, picked up the dusty egg and put it back, and then walked over and handed it to the blind man named Han Wanchun.

I was so happy after seeing him take the box of lunch, I don't blame me, dealing with this kind of old scum, it's good if I don't pee in his box lunch, but the old blind man took the box of lunch in his hand and sat cross-legged, broke open the chopsticks with his surname once, and after polishing it a few times, he actually picked out the braised egg and threw it on the ground, and said: "Don't eat it, it stinks!" ”

Oh, I'm going, what's going on? I was stunned for a moment, wondering if this old scum was really blind? At this moment, the lady who sold the lunch box finished finding change for others, looked at me in a daze, and whispered to me: "Don't pay attention to him, he is so virtuous." ”

"You know him." I whispered to the lady while plucking the skin of the salted duck egg.

The eldest lady snorted, and then intentionally or unintentionally amplified her voice and said to me: "An old oilman, he deceives people all day long, and he is not afraid of retribution!" ”

Naturally, she said this to the people in the entire passage at that time, but Na Cheng thought that the old blind man smiled, and then took out a small wine jug from his pocket, and said while drinking wine: "That's better than some people using the meat of dead cats and rotten dogs to make box lunches. ”

"What the hell are you talking about!?" Obviously, the lady who sells the lunch box is much more temperamental and irritable than me, she has a big waist and a round waist, and it is enough to visually beat the old blind man, in fact, I don't blame her for being angry, you say that the character of this old blind man is really not good, no matter how you say it, you can't say that the meat in people's lunch boxes is dead children's meat, but the next is that you buy vegetarian, just say that people's meat is not good, this is not typical of scolding the cook when you are full, it sounds disgusting, who can buy this?

However, the old blind man didn't seem to have much temper, and when he was scolded by this eldest lady, he suddenly wilted, and saw him hurriedly laugh and say: "It's nothing, it's nothing, second sister, you should be a brother and fart, don't take it to heart." ”

After that, he kept picking up the rice and didn't dare to say anything, obviously afraid that the eldest lady would beat him, and the eldest lady despised him and said to me: "Child, don't be like him, and don't grind with him here, you really can't grind him." ”

After finishing speaking, the lady walked away with the basket, and there were still people coming and going in the underground passage, and while I was eating, I looked at the old blind man thoughtfully, and watched him shake his head with a mouthful of food and wine, thinking that something seemed to be wrong.

But what's wrong?

After thinking about it, I also wanted to find out, so, after the meal, I quietly walked to his side, I walked very softly, plus there were always people walking in the passage, so he shouldn't have noticed me, squatted in front of him, tentatively stretched out his hand, and shook it in front of the old blind man who was burping, no response, it seemed that he was really blind.

No, if he's really blind, what happened to the egg he threw away before? Doesn't that stink? After thinking about it, I decided to try him again, so I reached out again and reached for the broken teapot with change in front of him.

"Put it there!" Before I could touch his money, the old blind man suddenly scolded: "Changed to rob it, didn't it?!" ”

Damn, he's not blind!!

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