Xie Yanglong sighed and said: "This rune paper is not easy to get, because it is not drawn with real rune paper, but to use the pure righteous energy in the heart, who knows what the energy of justice is, how to be righteous?" Therefore, this rune paper may not exist at all, it was made by Yang Xi's dead old man. ”

I picked my nose and said, "You talk so much nonsense, I'm just asking you the name of the rune paper." ”

Xie Yanglong sighed a few times and said: "I'm just giving you a little psychological preparation before saying what the name of the rune paper is, I'm afraid that after saying the name of the rune paper, it will make you overjoyed, and the whole person will float up, if you say the previous words by then, I'm afraid it will make you fall from the air and fall your butt to bloom." ”

I picked my nose and said, "I finally know why you're so fat now." ”

"Oh?" Xie Yanglong was puzzled and said, "I want to hear you why I'm so fat." ”

I said, "Because your round body is full of nonsense." ”

Xie Yanglong said: "Hehe, okay, I'll tell you, don't hang your appetite, in fact, that rune paper, the name is 'Divine Sense Rune Paper', Lao Tzu has been a soul hunter for so many years, and he has also had a lot of contact with the Tao, but he has never seen anyone use this trick rune paper." Huh? Why are you stunned? Do you feel hopeless to get the rune paper, desperate? ”

I was indeed stunned when I heard him say "Divine Consciousness Rune Paper", but I was stunned because I was so happy.

Ah, isn't the Divine Sense Rune Paper the trick that the old Tao used to defeat the Hades God? And the "Taoist Fu Sutra" that I dug out of the dormitory of the old Taoist has a record of this rune paper!

"Haha, it's easy!" Finally, I looked up to the sky and shouted, "I thought it was something, it turned out to be a divine sense rune paper, I can make one in two days, believe it or not?" ”

Xie Yanglong glanced at me with contempt, teased me and said, "Just you? I'll believe you when you fold two paper airplanes, it's not easy to get a divine sense rune paper. Do you know that many Taoist sects and many famous teachers are studying this talisman paper, but in their lifetime, they can't study the reason. ”

I said, "You don't believe it, do you?" So let's bet, how? ”

Xie Yanglong said: "Bet on it, who is afraid of whom?" What to bet on? ”

I said, "What I lack most now is money, if you lose, how about giving me hundreds of thousands of pocket money to use?" ”

"Hundreds of thousands? Why don't you go to the bank and rob it? Xie Yanglong was not happy.

I said, "Didn't you just brag about using millions as pocket money?" Why are you so stingy now, you can't take out hundreds of thousands? ”

Actually, I didn't want him to bet with me for hundreds of thousands, I just wanted to mock him just now, when this guy showed off his wealth just now, he was too hateful.

But at this time, Xie Yanglong said: "Okay! I'll bet with you! You really think I'm showing off, but in fact, I just have to tell the truth to your brother, you look at the other high school classmates, did I tell them the truth? As soon as they called me, I played the role of a poor ghost and borrowed money from them, and now they don't dare to come to me, and it's just you, I told the truth, but you said I was showing off my wealth? It breaks my heart! ”

I he, noncommittal.

He said, "But what if you lose?" What do you bet on? ”

I said, "I'm a poor ghost, and the money will definitely be gone, you say, what you want from me, I can give it, I will give it to you." ”

Xie Yanglong thought about it, couldn't help sighing, and said: "Having said that, you really don't have any valuable belongings, if you want to say that it is valuable, there is only the thing that inherits the lineage below you......"

"I'm the next Olympian! You can't bet on this thing, you can choose something else! "I immediately refused.

Where would anyone risk becoming a father-in-law and bet with someone, I'm not stupid!

Xie Yanglong sighed and said, "Forget it, you don't have anything good to bet on anyway, or else, hehe......" Xie Yanglong showed a lewd smile at this time, and said: "Anyway, you kid, you have a set of pickles, when you were in high school, everyone was busy studying, and they couldn't see your skills, but as soon as you went to college, you were so wild, Ya, just a few weeks after coming to college, you can make a girl follow you obediently, hey...... Do you know? I chased Ye Ling'er for more than a year, and then I caught it, and I used three of the lowest tricks......"

I heheed a few times, and I didn't understand why he suddenly said this to me, and I said, "What trick?" ”

"The first move, insist, the second move, shameless, the third move, insist shameless!"

I wiped the cold sweat on my forehead and said, "You are really good, it seems that your trick is the trick I use on Bai Nuoxin now, hey, in fact, we are fellow practitioners......"

"How can this be compared, Bai Nuoxin is not a woman!" Xie Yanglong said it casually, but then he quickly covered his mouth, looked at me with a smile, and said, "Ah, brother, I'm sorry, I was cheap for a while, and I made an unintentional mistake......"

I sighed and said, "You're right, she's such a woman, why do I like her?" Although she is beautiful, Xiao Liyi's appearance is not worse than hers, and Xiao Liyi still likes me so much...... "Speaking of this, I am a little at a loss.

At this time, Xie Yanglong said: "Brother, let's not talk about sad words, let's get back to the topic, well, the bet just now, if you lose, you will teach me how to pick up girls, how?" ”

"Huh?" I couldn't help but be surprised, looked at Xie Yanglong suspiciously, and said, "Don't you already have Ye Ling'er?" Do you still need to soak a hair? ”

He said, "You don't understand this, which man doesn't want to lie in the flowers by himself?" Besides, if I have some skills to please women, I will be able to deal with Ling'er easily, and I don't have to be like today, oops, hiss...... As soon as I said that, I felt like my eyes hurt terribly......"

I looked at his eyes, they were bruised and swollen, and it seemed that he was injured by Ye Ling'er...... When I think about it, I think it's funny.

I smiled and said, "Okay, but I can tell you, in fact, I really don't have any secrets, let me tell you the truth, in fact, Xiao Liyi, it's the dead skin that relies on me, I'm afraid that the god of the underworld will harm her, so I took her out of the university town and went to live with you for a while, in fact, we really don't have anything." ”

Xie Yanglong ignored the second half of what I said, and he only heard me agree to his request.

He was overjoyed and said, "Haha, why don't you teach me some tricks now?" ”

I took a few looks, looked at his round figure, and said, "Okay, I'll teach you the first trick now." ”

"Tell me, I'll listen carefully."

I said, "First of all, you have to lose your weight of more than 200 pounds of oil and water." ”

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