Xie Yanglong was stunned and said, "Then I still won't learn from you, girl, do you think Lao Tzu wants to be so fat?" It's not because of genetics! ”

I heheed a few times and said, "This is what you said, then I won't teach you, anyway, I'm also nonsense, I will only mislead people's children, it's okay if you don't learn, maybe after learning, even Ye Ling'er will run away." ”

Xie Yanglong said: "Okay, then don't bet, look at the appearance of your poor ghost, you will come to loot my money at the first opportunity!" As he spoke, he took out a card from his pocket and said, "This is for you, there are 100,000 yuan in it, which is enough for you to enjoy in four years of college." ”

I took the card, was stunned for a moment, and said, "Really 100,000 yuan?" ”

Xie Yanglong said: "Lie to you is a puppy!" ”

"What about passwords?" I hurriedly asked.

"It's my birthday."

"Your birthday? ……”

"If you can't even remember when my birthday is, don't use the money in this card!" Xie Yanglong said with a pulled face.

I said, "Hehe, where can this be, I must remember ......" While speaking, I tried my best to search for all the information about Xie Yanglong's birthday in my mind, fortunately, my brain's memory is much better than before, and after a while, I remembered that he had inadvertently talked about his birthday in his sophomore year of high school, although I was not familiar with him at that time, but I overheard him on the side, and I still remember it.

I said, "Yo, so tomorrow is your birthday!" ”

Xie Yanglong sighed a few times and said, "You remember." ”

I thought to myself, "So what should I give you for your birthday?" ”

Xie Yanglong said: "What is the relationship between the two of us, free of charge, what kind of gift to give, so cliché, hehe...... However, if you can write your pickling skills into a book, and then send it to me......"

I immediately pulled down my face and said, "I'll call Ye Ling'er right now and see how she cleans you up when you go back!" ”

Xie Yanglong said: "Okay, just kidding. It's your school in front of you. ”

At this time, I thought of the agreement with Liu Yingjiameng and them, and looked at the time of my mobile phone, it was already 7:35 in the evening, and the time I made an appointment with them was 8 o'clock in the evening, and now there is not much time, if I go back to the dormitory and go to the Nanting hot pot restaurant, I am afraid it will be too late, so I said: "Why don't you send me to Nanting directly." ”

Xie Yanglong said: "What are you doing in Nanting? ”

I said, "I made an appointment, eight o'clock in the evening." ”

"Who?"

I was not happy anymore and said, "Why are you so gossipy? ”

Xie Yanglong smiled and said, "Hehe, look at your reaction, the person you asked was on time, if I guessed correctly, this must have something to do with Bai Nuoxin, haha!" ”

I said, "People don't necessarily come, I just made an appointment with two of her roommates and asked them to bring Bai Nuoxin with me." ”

Xie Yanglong said: "You are cheating, and you also said that you don't have a set of pickling girls, you see, such a good strategy has been used, it's really amazing!" ”

While speaking, Xie Yanglong had already turned the steering wheel and sent me directly to Nanting.

"Go, go, go! Don't keep saying it so vulgarly, what a pickle girl, this is called the pursuit of truth, you know a fart! ”

Xie Yanglong laughed even more obscenely, he said: "Why don't I understand, the pursuit of truth, to put it bluntly, isn't it just going to bed?" Is it so civil-minded? ”

I said with a dark face: "Where did you say it, you really deserve to be beaten by Ye Ling'er!" ”

Xie Yanglong continued, saying, "I'm right, didn't a philosopher say it? The truth is always naked, and going to bed is also naked, haha, you see if I'm saying it well! ”

"Wonderful uncle!" I swept it over with a slap.

It's a pity that this dead fat man is so agile that as soon as he lowered his head, he easily dodged my attack.

He raised his head again, smiled hesitantly, and said, "That's the way it is, brother, I know that when you were separated from yin and yang, you and Bai Nuoxin have developed to the point where the train enters the dark passage, haven't you ...... with her That one? ”

I smiled awkwardly and said, "You don't understand this, do you know if you want to get away with it?" ”

When Xie Yanglong heard what I said, he suddenly realized, slapped the back of his head vigorously, and said, "Brother, you are telling the truth!" Reasonable! ”

I said, "Also, I would like to warn you, if you want love to last forever, don't '' too much. ”

Xie Yanglong looked like he had been enlightened again, nodded slowly, and said, "Brother, it makes sense, and I have been taught!" It seems that I really didn't give you a trip in vain, the fuel money for this drive is worth it! ”

I gave me a few clicks, but I was just.

Having said that, in fact, my current measurement of love is not very accurate, and the handling of love is even more of a mess, otherwise, I would not be involved with so many women.

Soon, we came to Nanting Village, and I was about to get out of the car, but Xie Yanglong suddenly said to me: "Brother, why don't you take me with you?" ”

I wondered and said, "What are you taking you for?" Make a light bulb? ”

He said, "Hehe, no, didn't you say that you invited Bai Nuoxin's two best friends?" Even if Bai Nuoxin doesn't come, the two of them, for me...... Hehe, I can also try the trick you just taught me......"

When I heard this, I couldn't cry or laugh for a while, I knew that Xie Yanglong was not a good thing, but I didn't expect him to be so lustful.

I refused, saying, "No." ”

"Brother, you ...... It's too faceless, isn't it? Anyway, I gave you a card for 100,000 yuan......"

I quickly put away the bank card in my hand and said, "If you pay for me later, there will still be something to talk about." ”

Xie Yanglong said briskly: "Okay, it's decided!" ”

I said, "You can't tell them you're paying for it." ”

Xie Yanglong said: "I understand, men, you always need some face in front of women, I will pay, but on the surface, you will be treated." ”

I said, "Well, that's it." ”

So, the fat man also got out of the driver's seat, and then the two of us walked into the street of Nanting together, came to the food street, and found the Nanting hot pot restaurant.

When we entered the store, we booked a spot, did not order food, and sat down to wait for their arrival. When they come, let's order food together, after all, we like to eat, and they girls don't necessarily like to eat.

Xie Yanglong looked at the time and said, "I'm the next Olympics, it's 8:05, and I haven't come yet, they won't release your pigeons, right?" ”

I snorted a few times and said, "If they release my pigeons, I'll shoot the two fat pigeons on their chests and make a hot pot!" ”

Well, in fact, I'm just joking, I talked too much with Xie Yanglong, and my conversation became a little obscene......

Xie Yanglong glanced at me and said, "I didn't expect you to be so vindictive, it seems that I still have to guard against you in the future, otherwise I won't know how you died if you were stabbed in the back." ”

I said, "If I wanted to give you a knife, I would have given it a long time ago, and I would have kept you alive until now?" ”

At this moment, three girls walked in from outside.

When I looked at it from a distance, I knew that it was Bai Nuoxin and the three of them.

When Bai Nuoxin saw me, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, a little surprised, and then she didn't say a word, turned around and left.

……