A common dream, paired with a big face that can't be beaten, is really a bit difficult to deal with.

Although Mr. Cui's expression was still very calm, Zhang Shifei could feel it, and at this time, the split head that couldn't come down from the weasel had already secretly made enough strength, ready to make various attacks on the egg demon Xiaoqi at any time.

And that Xiao Qi, Zhou's demonic energy also began to gather, Zhang Shifei seemed to be a soy sauce character at this time, which made him feel a little annoyed in his heart, he secretly scolded himself in his heart, why was he so careless, he changed his ass body when he came back from Fuze Hall yesterday, and he was so embarrassed now.

But you must know that there are two kinds of medicine that are not sold in this world, one is the medicine for farting and hiccups, and the other is the regret medicine, so Zhang Shifei can only ask for self-protection now, because he understands that if there is a fight for a while, then Mr. Cui will probably not have time to protect him, not to mention, it is a very disgusting thing for him to be protected, although he is still very weak, but his surname is becoming more and more resolute, so he quickly moved to the side, Picked up the decorative axe that came out before escaping from the house, although the broken axe was not bladed, but it could still be used as a hammer, Zhang Shifei held the axe tightly, and then retreated to the corner, just waiting for a while Mr. Cui and the big face pinched each other so that they could pick up a cheap or something on time.

However, this battle did not start, just when Mr. Cui was about to make a move, the brow of the big-faced Xiaoqi suddenly moved, and then he looked into the distance and sneered, and said to himself: "Finally, is it finally asleep?" ”

When Zhang Shifei was wondering who this 'he' was in his heart, Mr. Cui moved, only to see him quickly stretch out his right hand and shoot a spiral-shaped black gas towards the big long face, and the big long face smiled slightly, and disappeared again before the black gas touched the body, Mr. Cui frowned and scolded, the black gas returned to his arm, and at this moment, the big-faced monster appeared on the roof of the Zhang Shifei's house again, only to see it say to Mr. Cui and Zhang Shifei: "I have something to do now, I'm not going to play with you for a while, but if you want to wake up, go to the address of the twelve and find me!! ”

After speaking, I saw that Xiao Qi's figure turned blurred, as if it was like a ripple on the water, quickly lost shape, and then disappeared into the air.

Just gone? Zhang Shifei watched that Xiao Qi disappear, and then he breathed a sigh, and then he turned to Mr. Cui and said, "Divide up, what should we do?" ”

Mr. Cui was on the back of the weasel, pinched his waist with his right hand, shook his head at Zhang Shifei, and then said: "I don't know, if this grandson didn't fool the two of us, then if you want to wake up, you can only go to him, by the way, before that, you quickly tell me what's going on, I don't know yet." ”

Zhang Shifei nodded, then looked at Mr. Cui, and said to him: "Okay, but you can come down first, it's ugly and dead." ”

This is not to blame Zhang Zhengfei, because at such a tense moment, Mr. Cui on the side looks very slight, this shape is too chic, wearing a big pants and riding a weasel, how awkward it looks, if it weren't for all this being too real, Zhang Shifei would really think that this egg demon and Mr. Cui were just characters in his dreams, Zhang Shifei thought of this, and couldn't help but shake his head and scolded secretly, damn, this was originally a dream.

But Mr. Cui didn't realize it, he blinked his eyes, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "What's the matter, I'm not in good shape?" I put it on before I went to bed, and I wore it to the cave room just now. ”

No way! After Zhang Shifei listened to him, his head was suddenly full of black lines, while looking at Mr. Cui's short style, the Kings basketball shorts were also equipped with a pair of 'gripping tiger' fast boots, which is indeed a gripping tiger, because this Mr. Cui usually has two major characteristics, one is to pick the door, the other is to pick the door, usually his clothes are knockoffs on the night market stalls, and now this knock-off goods often make people quite speechless, just like Mr. Cui's usual favorite to wear 'Li Neng', 'carved handkerchief', and now he wears this pair of 'gripping tigers', this' 'Gripping Tiger' is actually a copycat Puma sneaker, but the leopard of Puma is rushing up and jumping, but the leopard on Mr. Cui's shoes is headed down, giving people the feeling of falling off a cliff, as if they want to pierce their heads to the ground, so they are nicknamed 'Gripping Tiger' by Li Fatzi.

After listening to Mr. Cui's words, Zhang Shifei couldn't help but sigh in his heart, you are wearing pants and entering the cave room, pretending to be a pornographic old king! No wonder the police come in when you enter the cave, you deserve it!

There was also this weasel, Zhang Shifei couldn't bear to look at it anymore, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Hurry down, it's ugly." ”

"Is it really that ugly?" Mr. Cui stretched out his hand and scratched his lean navel, seemingly suspicious of Zhang Shifei's vision, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, not only ugly, your aesthetics are not different from normal people at all, okay, you are a weasel playing parallel bars, and pretending to be the captain of the Korean sports team!

Mr. Cui saw Zhang Shifei nodded firmly, so he didn't say anything, after all, although this is in a dream, but what is the boss of Fuzetang, this part still has to pay attention to some images, so he turned over and jumped off the weasel, the huge weasel seems to be very spiritual, from the beginning to the present, even in the face of the demonic aura exuded by this little seven, but still did not move, but sent out a burst of death, a look of rushing up to fight at any time, at this moment the weasel saw that Mr. Cui was going to come down, Very docile lying on the ground, Mr. Cui stood on the ground, and then shook his right hand, the black gas that had been wrapped around his hand slowly became smaller and thinner, and formed, and finally turned into a living black snake coiled on his arm, it is indeed a real snake, about two feet long, coiled on Mr. Cui's arm as if it was a black armband, the triangular snake head was looking at Zhang Shifei spitting the core, Zhang Shifei swallowed and spitted, thinking about what was going on, this Mr. Cui two beasts, Oh no, where did this animal come from?

Because of Zhang's own reasons, he didn't dare to say the word beast casually, scolding others is scolding himself, this sentence is simply too right.

But he didn't rush to ask Mr. Cui, because he understood Mr. Cui's surname, and now he asked, he wouldn't say it, so the two sat on the ground, anyway, this is a dream, and he can't care how dirty the ground is. Aren't you afraid that Liu Yudi will scold you? ”

Mr. Cui sneered, and then replied without humility or arrogance: "She can restrict my ** in reality, but she can't deprive me of the right to dream." ”

Look at your little bit of interest, Zhang Shifei shook his head with a wry smile, thinking that this split is also pitiful, he is a veritable old smoking gun, even bigger than Zhang Shifei and Li Fatzi's addiction, but in reality, Liu Yudi is in charge, so he can only enjoy it so happily in a dream.

Zhang Shifei said to Mr. Cui again: "You smoke like this, aren't you afraid that you will fall in love here and don't want to go back?" ”

Mr. Cui sneered again, and then replied: "Don't worry, it's my forte to distinguish between reality and dreams, you know the way to return to the soul in the Yin City, there are some wandering spirits that can make people dream, and the means are not known to be higher than the current dream-breaking dream, I can talk and laugh with them." ”

Talk about a fart, how do I know what kind of wandering spirit, Zhang Shifei shook his head, had to stop saying anything, and continued to talk about everything that happened just now, after speaking, Mr. Cui fell into a short period of contemplation, and after a while, I saw that Mr. Cui took a puff of cigarette, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "That is to say, now that big long face is looking for a meat mound?" ”

Zhang Shifei understood Mr. Cui's words, because Xiao Qi's wishful thinking this time was to kill them along with the meat mound twelve, so when the big face fell and ran away just now, the one muttering in his mouth was likely to be 'it', but there was another problem Zhang Shifei didn't understand, so he said to Mr. Cui: "Egg demon...... Do you sleep too? ”

Mr. Cui looked at Zhang Shifei, and then said to him: "It should be, because in this world, there is no 'perpetual motion machine'." ”

This is not sensational, because work and rest, one work and one breath is the foundation of the Heavenly Dao, and it is the law that all things must follow, even the Heavenly Dao itself has its time to rest, during this time period, the Heavenly Dao does not exist, and there will be many unreasonable things under the coincidence, but this cycle of Heavenly Dao rest is not something that people can know.

Therefore, the egg demon should also have time to rest, but I don't know how long and short, Zhang Shifei heard Mr. Cui say this, and he also had a number in his heart, he saw that the time was almost now, so he said to Mr. Cui: "By the way, where did you get these two animals from?" ”

Mr. Cui blinked, then pointed to the weasel lying on the ground and the black snake wrapped around his arm, and said to Zhang Shifei: "You said them? Can't you see that? ”

Zhang Shifei shook his head, and Mr. Cui smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "What kind of eyes, can't you even recognize the fairy bones?" ”

"You said they are fairy bones??" Zhang Shifei said in surprise, although he also had this idea in his heart just now, but he was quickly dispelled by himself, you must know that the immortal bone is not an ability, how can it still have an entity?

Mr. Cui smiled slightly, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Of course, otherwise what do you think it is, let me tell you, fairy bones and fairy bones, to put it simply, is an inner qi of the animal itself, you can understand it as the source of energy, in reality they exist in the form of qi, but in the spiritual world...... Think about it, how did you cultivate into an immortal bone? ”

Hearing what Mr. Cui said, Zhang Shifei immediately opened his mouth, yes, I think that when he was in Yingzhou, when Chen Jun's old grandson trained the two to practice immortal bones, the most important step was to let them condense the immortal bones in their hearts, the animal in his brain is indeed a peacock Yes, even now every time he transforms, he has to swap the peacock with his own appearance in his mind, that feeling Zhang Zhengfei can't describe, it's a bit like pinching plasticine.

Immortal bones and fairy bones, alas, when he thought of immortal bones, Zhang Shifei felt a little headache again, only to see him say to Mr. Cui: "It's a pity, I am now a human body, and I can't use immortal bones anymore, what should I do after a while?" ”

Mr. Na Cui looked at Zhang Shifei, then reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and said to him: "You just can't use it, but it doesn't mean that you don't." ”

What does he mean by that? Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly asked, "What did you say?" Do I have fairy bones in my body now? But that's not right, I'm human now! ”

Mr. Cui took another puff of cigarette, and the cigarette in his hand was only half smoked and thrown away by him, this behavior is impossible to happen in reality, you must know that Mr. Cui in reality smokes until he burns the sponge before he is willing to give up, maybe he can only be so generous in his dreams, I saw him say to Zhang Shifei: "What are you kidding, can't you use fairy bones in your human body?" Won't I just use it? Okay, well, it seems that there should be enough time now, so I'll teach you another lesson, listen. ”

It turns out that the qi of this immortal bone is not only used by the beast body, the so-called immortal bone is a kind of power in the spirit, but it belongs to the beast, just like what people often say'Taoism', so although Zhang Shifei is now dreaming, the immortal bone is still hidden in his spirit.

Zhang Shifei heard Mr. Cui say this, and still asked a little incomprehensible: "However, why can't I use the immortal bones when I use the human body, so we have to use the animal body?" ”

Mr. Cui put a cigarette in his mouth again, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "That's because you two can't enter the third stage yet, remember what I told you at the beginning?" ”

Zhang Shifei naturally remembers that the fairy bone is divided into three stages, the first primary stage is to give birth to the fairy bone, which is the faint blue qi that he can use at the beginning, and the second stage is the skillful use of the unique function of the fairy bone, which is Zhang Shifei's 'thank you for your care' and Li Lanying's red gas wrapped around her body, and the third stage is the transformation state, like the snake-shaped black gas with the thickness of the bucket that Mr. Cui often uses.

Although it looks like a comic book setting, this is because Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying couldn't understand Mr. Cui's complicated explanation at the beginning, so Mr. Cui had to tell the two of them in this easy-to-understand way.

Mr. Cui said: "When you enter the third stage, you will be able to release the shape of the immortal bone in your mind, and at that time, in your mind, the immortal bone will no longer be that vague shadow, but an entity, just like the two of me, and you should be able to use it in the case of a human body." ”

It turned out that before, when Mr. Cui was in a nightmare, he recognized that it was after a dream, so he forcibly carried the fairy bones out of Fuze Hall, because his fairy bones in the dream were all physical, so Mr. Cui rode his own 'yellow skin' made of the small nail of his right hand in reality to find Zhang Shifei's home, which is why he appeared so quickly.

After Zhang Shifei heard what Mr. Cui said, he sighed, his uncle, although he also understood the bravery of the third stage of this immortal bone, although he didn't dare to slack off in cultivating the immortal bone in his brain, but he couldn't reach this realm, and he didn't know why, as if there was a high wall in front of him that couldn't be climbed.

So he shook his head and smiled bitterly at Mr. Cui: "I really never dreamed that this would be the case, yes, I was really dreaming, so what should we do now, I am completely a burden now!" ”

Mr. Cui thought for a while, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Don't be discouraged, although it is impossible for you to achieve immortal bone transformation now, there is still a way to protect yourself." ”

"What's the solution?" Zhang Shifei likes to listen to these three words the most, there is a way, you must know that Mr. Cui is the same as Brother Haier, he said that there is a way, then there must be a way, and it can't be wrong.

I saw Mr. Cui stand up and then said to Zhang Shifei: "You need you as a medium, that is, a hard guy who can take advantage of it." ”

Zhang Shifei blinked, then raised the axe in his hand that seemed to be a hammer, and said to Mr. Cui, "Is this okay?" ”

Mr. Cui shook his head, and then said, "No, it's too curved, you can't use it at all, is there anything straight, such as a knife or something?" ”

Zhang Shifei thought about it, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Yes, you can come with me." ”

After speaking, he also got up and led Mr. Cui out of his house, the weasel was very conscious and followed, but it didn't take two steps, it became as if it was the size of a puppy, the door was kicked by Zhang Shifei just now, to be honest, Zhang Shifei is still a little resistant to his home, not for anything else, because of the two corpses of the 'parents' in the kitchen, although he already knew that this was fake, just a dream, but his heart was still very unpleasant.

"Hey, your house looks like it's been renovated again." After Mr. Cui followed Zhang Shifei into the door, he looked around, and didn't forget to tease: "Do you want to change my shoes?" ”

The ground was in a mess, as if it had just been hit by a typhoon, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Don't make fun of me, have you ever been to my house?" ”

(To be continued)