No one knows what time it is, at least in Zhang Shifei's dream, it's morning, ironically, what he is facing now is a dream that is so real that it is disgusting, as the saying goes, the mountain is not high and there are immortals, the water is not deep and the dragon is spiritual, and dreams are not afraid of truth or falsehood, as long as it is not a nightmare.

But this dream is indeed an out-and-out nightmare, and the tragedy is that if Zhang Shifei is dismantled in the dream, then in reality he will also be ancient, the reason is very simple, because the soul is dead, ** will become a veritable stinky skin.

Sleep and die, maybe Zhang is not the first, but having a nightmare and dying is a bit unprecedented, in the early years, there was a madman Freddy in the United States, who specially sneaked into the dreams of some brainless children, and then killed them one by one, I remember that Zhang Shifei was very bored and watched this movie before, but after he watched it, he couldn't stop scolding the idle street, saying that this is too fake to shoot, how can there be such a thing?

But at that time, he never thought that this Freddy existed or not, but this thing that sneaked into people's dreams really existed, just like the egg demon Xiao Qi with a big face in front of him, this grandson is indeed a real nightmare to some extent.

When Xiao Qi saw Zhang Shifei release cruel words, he sneered, clenched his two fists and clicked, then twisted his head again, and said to Zhang Shifei: "I don't need you to say it, I will do it too." ”

After that, he walked over to Zhang Shifei with small steps, Zhang Shifei swallowed and spit, and his mind was quickly thinking about how to do it with him for a while to save his life, after all, in the case of not being able to fight it, it is the most important thing to be able to keep his surname, Zhang Shifei looked at the little seven who was walking towards him, and thought in his heart, fortunately, this grandson is a mentally retarded paranoid, otherwise it would not have said its weakness, in the real world its demonic power is small and pitiful, isn't it, his uncle, it seems that he is going to change the battlefield to fight with it, But how do you wake up?

Forget it, don't think about it, let's think about how to escape this catastrophe, that Xiao Qi had already walked in front of Zhang Shifei at this time, condescendingly looking down at Zhang Shifei with his ass trapped in the cupboard, only to see it open his mouth and say: "You ......"

You!! Zhang Shifei took advantage of the gap in its opening to repeat the old trick, kicked the ground with both feet, pulled his butt out of the big hole in the cupboard, closed his eyes, and used his usual surname to push his head towards the next three roads of Xiao Qi.

Although this motive is not very glorious, although the move is slightly obscene, it is also a life-saving plan, and now Zhang Shifei can't think about it much, that Xiao Qi frowned, but he didn't dodge, Zhang Shifei's heavenly spirit cover was heavily pressed against its lower abdomen.

A burst of spoilers came from the top of his head, Zhang Shifei scolded secretly, why is it so hard, like his head hitting the wall, that Xiao Qi was obviously a little unhappy, I saw that as soon as it raised its foot, its knee hit Zhang Shifei's face, Zhang Shifei only felt a sour face, and a sharp pain, but fortunately, these were all expected by him, so with the habit of raising his face, he endured his head and hugged the right leg of the egg demon Xiao Qi with his left hand, and at the same time the right hand holding the kitchen knife used all his strength, and looked at the intersection of Xiao Qi's legs. The area below the eye of the belly.

Crashed, just like the feeling of chopping on the ice, although the blade of the kitchen knife seemed to jump off, Zhang Shifei's right hand was numb, he didn't have much hope for this knife, just hoped to be able to hurt it a little, and he took this opportunity to run away, but this knife didn't know how it worked, and he cut into three points, and then stuck in the crotch of Xiao Qi.

I saw that Xiao Qi trembled, and then he muffled, Zhang had to be at this opportunity, I saw that he quickly let go of his right hand, and then his feet suddenly cut off Xiao Qi's left leg, this wrestling method was still used in the fight when he was a child, but I didn't expect that after many years, he actually saved his life.

Zhang Shifei suddenly exerted his strength with his feet, pinning the little seven to the ground, he had no idea of fighting, he understood that these two tricks had worked Amitabha Buddha, you must know that his attack could not cause damage to this Xiao Qi at all, just look at its expression, except for a little shock, there is no expected pain at all!!

So Zhang Shifei didn't pour that Xiao Qi anymore, and he didn't care how many broken sawdust glass ballasts there were on the ground at this time, so he immediately rolled on the spot, rolled from under the table to the door, and then got up again with his usual surname, and ran to the door!!

This can really be regarded as a real escape, not to mention a dream, even in reality, Zhang Zhengfei can't estimate much, when passing by the foyer, he dragged down one of the two axes used for decoration on the wall, and then kicked the door open, almost rolling into the courtyard.

Now that he knows that this is a dream, he doesn't know where to run, he can only flee to where he is, and I hope that he can wake up soon.

But just when he was about to run, suddenly there was a sharp pain behind him, and the feeling of being hit by the drag racing party came again, Zhang Shifei flew out uncontrollably, and smashed heavily on the courtyard wall of his house, this time, it was not lighter than the previous one, and Zhang was not a meat and eight vegetarian things, and an axe was useless, and when he just struggled to stand up, a foot suddenly chopped on his lower abdomen.

I saw that Xiao Qi seemed to have lost his patience at this time, and he said to Zhang Shifei with a hideous expression: "Our nemesis, have you thought about what your last words are?" ”

Zhang Shifei couldn't move at this time, so he could only grit his teeth and say to it fiercely: "You have too much nonsense!" ”

"Alright, let's get ready to hit the road!" That Xiao Qi saw that this dead duck's mouth was still quite hard, so he turned his right hand into a claw shape and raised it above his head, it seemed that he wanted to give Zhang Shifei a happy headshot.

But just when its hand was about to fall, it was suddenly stunned and froze there, Zhang Shifei had already closed his eyes and waited for death, but after a few seconds, Xiao Qi's hand had not yet hit his head, so Zhang Shifei opened his eyes and looked.

This glance suddenly made him infinitely excited, his uncle's life should not be extinguished!!

I saw that Xiao Qi's hand was still held high, with an incredible expression on his face, and its body was tightly wrapped around it by a black gas like a rope.

This black qi is too familiar, at this moment, as if pulled by some force, Xiao Qi slowly floated in the air, and at the same time, a very obscene voice came from the door: "You really have too much nonsense." ”

"Split up!!" Zhang Shifei suddenly shouted subconsciously, he struggled to stand up, turned his head to look, and was stunned again, it was indeed Mr. Cui who saved him, but what was the matter with his appearance?

I saw that Mr. Cui did appear at the door, shirtless and only wearing a pair of basketball pants, actually still from the king's team, his right hand was stretched out and shrouded in black gas, and a trace of black gas shot out from his right hand, connecting the little seven in mid-air, although there is nothing strange about this hand, after all, Zhang is almost tired of seeing it, what is strange is the thing under Mr. Cui's ass, I saw that Mr. Cui was riding a dog under his crotch that was not like a dog and a mouse and not like a mouse, that thing was slender, yellow, and his eyes were round. About a lap bigger than a sheep, Mr. Cui rode that thing, and his feet were just hanging to the ground.

Why, I'm really dreaming, the split in the dream is so non-mainstream, is the horse he rides under his crotch the legendary one? But it's not like that!

Zhang Shifei hurriedly walked to Mr. Cui's side, and then said in disbelief: "Divide ...... Separately? Why are you here, what the hell is this? ”

Mr. Cui was staring at Xiao Qi in mid-air at this time, he didn't look at Zhang Zhengfei, but said to him lightly: "Weasel, ride him." ”

No kidding! Is this a weasel? I'm going to catch up with a camel even if I'm a little bigger!! Zhang Shifei looked at Mr. Cui, a little speechless in his heart, but when he thought about it, this was just a dream, even if it was absurd, it was not too much, wait, dream? Zhang Shifei was suddenly shocked in his heart, and then said to Mr. Cui: "You won't be the person of my dreams, right!" ”

"Fuck off." Mr. Cui scolded: "Do you think you yourself are like someone who can dream of me? ”

Zhang Shifei shook his head, he really doesn't look like it, you have to know what kind of dreams Mr. Cui, a lewd man, has, but he really can't understand, why is this Mr. Cui here at this time? Dressed like a caddy, and wearing a 'weasel'.

Xiao Qi, who was bound by the black qi in mid-air, was indeed a little surprised when he saw Mr. Cui, but he was not afraid, this may be the surname of the egg demons, he will not die if he does not reach the heart of the Yellow River, I saw that it said to Mr. Cui with some curiosity: "You can actually escape your dream?" ”

Mr. Cui sneered, and then said to the egg demon Xiao Qi: "You should be a high-level egg demon, although I don't know what this is about, but if you want to trap me with a dream, then you are really too naïve, you must know that Lao Tzu I have never had any nightmares?" You're still doing this with me,. ”

Mr. Cui's tone was quite disdainful, and he didn't take the egg demon Xiao Qi in his eyes at all, and Mr. Cui's performance was obviously beyond the expectations of that Xiao Qi, only to see it frown, and then said: "So I really underestimate you, but don't be too happy............

"Why is there a kitchen knife on this grandson's little **?" Before Xiao Qi finished speaking, Mr. Cui turned his head to Zhang Shifei and asked, not caring about the nonsense that Xiao Qi said, after all, these are dispensable fighting terms, just like the meaning of hello goodbye, Zhang Shifei smiled embarrassedly, to be honest, Xiao Qi's appearance at this time is not elegant, because he was bound by Mr. Cui's black snake fairy bones, at this moment he still held his right hand high to maintain the shape of this bomb bunker, his feet were separated, and the knife that Zhang Shifei cut was still there, At this time, the funny atmosphere is much better than the terrifying atmosphere.

Zhang Shifei said to this Mr. Cui: "I cut it." ”

Mr. Cui nodded, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "It's good, I'll cut it like this next time." ”

Xiao Qi in mid-air saw that the two of them didn't listen to it at all, and his face suddenly became very gloomy, only to see it say to Mr. Cui: "You humans never stop talking to others?" ”

"Are you human?" Mr. Cui turned his head, and the expression on half of his face changed from banter to anger, only to see him shout coldly at that Xiao Qi: "Tell you, the price of disturbing my sweet dreams is very big." ”

Mr. Cui did his work neatly, and as he spoke, the palm of his right hand facing Xiao Qi began to slowly hook into a claw-like shape, and the black qi on Xiao Qi's body began to slowly tighten, and it was deeply trapped in the strong muscles of the egg demon Xiao Qi, and the egg demon Xiao Qi frowned and didn't say a word, but it could be seen that it was in pain.

As soon as Mr. Cui's words fell, his right hand had already been clenched into a fist, the black snake fairy bone is a kind of fairy bone with strong attack power, it is said that the tooth of the black snake can bite off the steel, it can be seen how heavy its strength is, as Mr. Cui clenched his fist, the black snake fairy bone quickly tightened, and with a click, the egg demon Xiaoqi was strangled into a pile of minced meat without any suspense.

"With this little ability, I dare to come out." Mr. Cui spat on the ground, and then scolded Zhang Shifei and asked, "Who is it?" ”

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then said to Mr. Cui, "Don't you know yet? ”

"Where the hell am I going?" Mr. Cui glanced at him whitely, and then said to him: "I was dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law, and as soon as I touched the side of the bed when I entered the house, I almost took off my pants, and suddenly his uncle's dream turned into a nightmare, and the police actually rushed in and beat me, which scared me, but as soon as I smelled this gas, I knew that it was the egg demon who was doing it, so I cleaned up those grandchildren and looked for it." ”

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, although he knew that what Mr. Cui dreamed of should definitely not be as simple as marrying a daughter-in-law, because this Xiao Qi also said just now, it is the opposite of Twelve's ability, if it is a nightmare, it must be the most vulnerable link in people's hearts, this Mr. Cui said this, maybe there is something distressing, so Zhang Shifei didn't ask much, and said to him: "How do you know that you are dreaming now?" ”

Mr. Cui smiled and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Of course, for me, marrying a daughter-in-law is not a dream, what is it?" ”

Damn, Zhang Shifei who said this seat actually wanted to cry a little in his heart, yes, I think that Mr. Cui is also a person with five disadvantages and three shortcomings, although Zhang Zhengfei doesn't understand what is missing, but his sentence Zhang Shifei is too empathetic, yes, think about it, I really lack practice, I can't even find such an obvious dream.

He was indeed blinded by beautiful things, so he gave that little seven a chance.

Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, and then said to Mr. Cui, who was riding a weasel: "This is indeed a dream, I didn't know it for a long time, and the one who was killed by you is a high-level egg demon, called Xiao Qi, whose ability seems to be to sneak into other people's dreams and then kill them." ”

Mr. Cui blinked, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "You said that this grandson's name is Xiao Qi?" Xiao Jiu, Xiao Ba, no, why are these egg demons weaker than the other, are their rankings reversed? ”

In fact, I don't blame Mr. Cui for thinking so, although he said that he hadn't met that Xiaoba, but I heard Yi Xinxing say that Xiaoba's strength was also very strong, although Lao Yi was out of force at that time, but according to Lao Yi's description, he did use all his strength in the last few seconds, and finally blew up that Xiaoba with the help of his 'suffocation cannon', and Xiao Jiu ...... Its strength is not to be said for the time being, there is nothing to say, if it fights for demon power, Zhang Shifei can kill it, but its mind is indeed quite sharp, and it understands what 'people' are most afraid of.

But this little seven............ Except for being able to enter other people's dreams, it doesn't seem to be a big deal, so this makes Mr. Cui somewhat surprised.

But before Mr. Cui's words fell, suddenly he only heard the voice of Xiao Qi in the air!!

"Do you really think you can kill me?"

Kindness? Zhang Shifei and Mr. Cui were stunned for a moment, what is the situation? The two of them subconsciously looked over, only to see that the corpse pieces that were still scattered on the ground just now had disappeared, leaving only a kitchen knife, and the egg demon Xiao Qi actually appeared in mid-air again at this time, and it seemed to be unharmed!

Seeing that Xiao Qi was unscathed, Zhang Shifei was shocked, how could it be!! It can still be resurrected after being shattered by fairy bones, God, is it an immortal body? ?

Although Mr. Cui was also quite surprised to see that Xiao Qi was resurrected, his expression quickly returned to calm, and he pointed at Xiao Qi and said, "Why aren't you dead?" ”

The egg demon Xiao Qi sneered, and then said to Mr. Cui: "Fortunately, this is not your dream, otherwise I was really killed by you just now, let me tell you, you are just spectators, not the owner of the dream will not kill me!" ”

Mr. Cui shrugged his shoulders, and then whispered to Zhang Shifei: "Fortunately, it is an idiot who told us the information so easily." ”

Zhang Shifei smiled embarrassedly, thinking that this egg demon Xiaoqi was too paranoid, he would say whatever he asked, and he had to let the other party understand it, he had just been in this kind of fool's way, thinking of this, Zhang Shifei suddenly couldn't cry or laugh.

And Mr. Cui asked Xiao Qi very plainly: "Then ask, who is the master of this dream?" ”

"No comment!" This time, that Xiao Qi didn't say it, but sneered at Mr. Cui: "You just need to know why you failed, why should I tell you the rest." ”

Unexpectedly, this little creature was really firm, Mr. Cui snorted, and when he saw that Xiao Qi no longer revealed, he said to it: "Then what do you want to do, let's fight again?" Fight until we wake up? ”

When Xiao Qi heard Mr. Cui say this, he immediately burst out laughing, and after laughing for a while, he said to Mr. Cui: "Sure enough, you don't know that if you don't defeat me, you won't be able to wake up from this dream, right?" ”

Mr. Cui also sneered, and at the same time said to Zhang Shifei on the side: "Sure enough, it's still an idiot." ”

I also found out that Zhang Shifei was thinking in his heart, but at the moment he was half happy and sad in his heart, although Mr. Cui had already joined him in the dream, but now I don't know who made this dream, and I can't kill this Xiao Qi, which means that they may be trapped in the dream forever!!

How is this good?

(To be continued)