The sky began to rain, accompanied by thunder and lightning, and the whole of South Park was suddenly covered in darkness.

The aliens emerge from the saucer and within ten minutes, they take down the entire South Park.

At that moment, the farts of South Park finally remembered the horror of being dominated by aliens and the humiliation of being imprisoned in a cage......

"Stupid human, raise your ass! Otherwise, there will be no mercy! Eric suddenly noticed that the words were coming out of his mouth, so he quickly stuffed a handful of fries into his mouth to suppress the shock.

It turns out that the alien transmits verbal signals to Eric's asshole through that satellite transmitter on Eric's butt, which is then expressed by his mouth.

The people in South Park, panicking when they heard this, looked back at their butts, bent down, landed on their hands and feet, and cocked their butts in a doggy pose......

Eric shouted frantically: "Aliens, we agreed to destroy only the poor!" ”

The alien once again relayed the verbal signal to Eric, who said, "Hahaha, stupid human, do you believe what our ass star people say?" It seems that the ass determines the head, this ironclad truth, is not only applicable on our ass planet, but even more so on Earth! Ahaha!! ”

"Ahh Eric yelled, then looked back at the satellite transmitter growing on his buttocks, pulled it out violently, and then pulled it off the roof with a hard pull, and smashed the entire satellite transmitter off the roof.

Eric smirked and said, "I smashed this satellite transmitter, see how you ass starmen go back to your own planet, you stay on Earth, ready to be wiped out by us humans, ahahaha!" ”

At this time, a butt star man walked into McDonald's and said to Erik: "There are hemorrhoids on the ass planet, and it is no longer suitable for the ass planet to live, so we don't plan to go back to the ass planet, we want to occupy the earth and transform the earth into the next ass planet." ”

Hearing this, Eric blinked, and then shouted, "You shit yourself can speak Earthling, why did you send me a language signal just now to let me speak!" ”

"Ahem," the alien said, "I'm sorry, I can't answer this high-tech question, I'm just a translator......" and raised a gun.

Eric looked at the muzzle of the gun, blinked again, was stunned for a moment, and shouted, "Ah, I don't want to die, I'm going to eat the chocolate chip cookies my mother made for me!" ”

The ass interpreter pulls the trigger.

Biu~~biu！！

At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu came to Kenny's door.

"Phew, by the way, Kenny's home is remote enough." Zhang Xiaoyu muttered.

Looking at the house in front of me, there is a dilapidated house with a garbage heap on the left and a garbage dump on the right.

He kicked the door open, and saw garbage and rats scurrying around the room, the walls were dark, the roof was leaking, and a plate of moldy mashed potatoes was on the table with one leg missing......

Well, yes, this isn't an abandoned house, this is Kenny's home.

The messy appearance in front of him is not man-made, but Kenny's family, which is what it looks like, his family is so poor, so poor that the roof is broken, and he doesn't make up for it, it's so willful.

At this time, there should be no one in this house, because the sheriff said before that Zhang Xiaoyu is the only poor person in South Park, and I am afraid that Kenny's family has all been killed.

In addition to the hall, there is a room on the left, middle and right sides in front of this room, and Zhang Xiaoyu doesn't know which is Kenny's room, so he has to search for them one by one.

First searched from the left, but as soon as he opened the door, Zhang Xiaoyu smelled a slightly pungent strange smell, and then saw the messy stockings and underwear on the bed, and he saw the condoms all over the floor, some even filled with white lotion, and he knew what these strange smells were coming from...... Well, there was a period of youthful ignorance that could not be looked back, and his left hand often carried this smell...... No wonder it feels a little familiar......

Needless to say, the room in front of me is Kenny's parents', and Mysterion's cape is definitely not here.

Then there was the room in the middle, and as soon as he entered, he smelled a strong smell of feces and urine, which made him quickly turn around and close the door and leave.

If you think about it with your ass, this room must be the room where Kenny's brother and sister live, and it is impossible to hide Mysterion's cape.

It seems that the room on the right is Kenny's room.

Zhang Xiaoyu opened the door and walked in, only to find ......

Well, this room is surrounded by dirty walls, not even a bed, and it is empty, which perfectly explains what it means to have four walls.

So, where is Kenny's Mysterion cape?

Zhang Xiaoyu scratched the windbreaker and hat on his head, completely unable to figure it out.

"It won't be so bad...... Zhang Xiaoyu muttered to himself, "It's impossible, if I don't have a trench coat, how can I beat aliens?" It's not the rules of the game. ”

At this time, Zhang Xiaoyu looked out the window and almost didn't fall.

I was stunned, the mystery man's cloak was actually hanging on the bamboo pole outside......

Well, this seems to be in line with common sense, if it's clothes, it will be dirty, and if it is dirty, it will be washed, and of course it will be dried...... But, that's Mysterion's cape, Mysterion, Mystery!

Zhang Xiaoyu was powerless to complain, sighed, and said, "It seems that in South Park, you really can't think about things with normal logical thinking......"

Then he went out of the room, took the cloak off the bamboo pole, and scanned it with the item attribute scanning function.

Item Attributes:

Name:【Mysterion Cloak】

Type: [Armor]

Quality: [Excellent]

Defense: [20 Defense]

Attribute: [None]

Special effect: [1 After wearing, the attribute items of each branch of the force value are increased by 1.5 times, and there is no buffer time.] 2. Have the ability to fly, the flight time is one minute, and the buffer time is thirty minutes.

Equipment Requirements: [Equipment value 10 or more or combat value 10 or more]

Notes: [Pay attention to the image, stay mysterious!] 】

Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't help but be happy when he saw the attributes of this item, before entering the script, he was thinking about finding a good piece of equipment, and it seems that this time he really got his wish.

This Mysterion cape, when worn, can not only greatly increase the force value, but also fly. Although the flight time is only one minute, the buffer time is thirty minutes, which is a bit of a pit, but, overall, this is a good thing, I don't know, this comic-style thing, can bring out this script. If you can bring out the script, then even if the script doesn't have any rewards for clearing the game, it's worth it.

After putting on the Mysterion cloak, Zhang Xiaoyu rushed to the commercial center street.

Aliens, let's fight a decisive battle!

Aha!