On South Park Main Street.

A red labor-management Royster 213 sped in the wrong direction on the highway, like a red whirlwind. The driver's skills are so good that he can perfectly avoid all the oncoming cars.

But at this time......

"Boom!!"

With a loud bang, the red whirlwind slammed into a wall, and the labor-management Royce 213, which had already dropped one door, "smacked", and dropped another door......

Eric's hoarse voice came from inside the car, "Stan, you idiot, can't you see the wall in front of you?!" ”

Stan said, "No, I saw it, but I couldn't put my foot on the brakes, so I had to hit the wall to stop the car." ”

Many onlookers soon came to the scene of the accident, and the traffic police also came.

Stan climbed out of the driver's seat, glanced back at the labor-management Royster 213 that was as tattered as a ball of paper, and then calmly said to the traffic police next to him: "This car is not mine, I want to compensate you to find the owner of the car, this is his phone number." With that, Stan gives his dad's business card to the traffic policeman.

The traffic police took the business card and said, "Okay," and then said: "Good boy, thank you for your cooperation." ”

In other words, this traffic police officer is so cute......

Eric also climbed out of the car, and as soon as he got out, he yelled at Stan, "Stan, you vicious Catholic, you want to kill me in a car accident, I'm going to send aliens to destroy you!" ”

Stan ignores him, turns around and walks in the direction of the town government, muttering, "Cartman is going to send aliens to destroy humanity, I need to go and tell the mayor to stop Cartman's plot to stop the fat man's plot......"

Eric didn't chase either, just stomped his feet and shouted hoarsely, "I'm going to fart, I'm going to fart!" ”

The cute traffic policeman came over and said to Eric: "Kid, if you want to fart, you have to eat a little more fries to make your stomach smooth, so that you can have a big fart." ”

Eric asked, "How big can you fart?" ”

The cute policeman thought for a moment and said, "Hmm...... The volume is somewhere between the egg and the earth. ”

"Okay, I'm going to have fries!"

Ten minutes later, Eric arrives at McDonald's, orders a hundred boxes of french fries, and turns on his binge eating mode.

"Hiccup...... Eric wiped his mouth full of fat, burped, and then used his constipation and shit hard, farted hard, and shouted frantically: "I'm going to fart!" ”

The McDonald's waiters, as well as the diners present, all looked sideways at Eric and took out tissues to cover their noses.

"Ahh Eric smacked up, "I'm going to fart!!" ”

"Porphyry!"

A piece of pulled out......

Everyone present held their breath, but unfortunately, the smell of was too strong, and as a result, they were still smoked and fell down, foaming at the mouth.

Eric looked embarrassed, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "I just wanted to fart, not shit." ”

At this time, he finally felt the urge to fart, so the chrysanthemum-flower valve automatically opened.

Burst~~~~

A long fart sound, like the last line of a soulful song sung by a bass, elongated the tail note, supplemented by a vibrato, sonorous and powerful, reverberating throughout the house, as if it had a deafening effect......

The fart fell, and Eric's ass suddenly stretched out a metal bar, which turned a corner, and then extended vertically upward, piercing through the roof, towering into the blue sky, and then quickly changing shape like a transformer, turning into a satellite signal transmitter the size of a pot lid, and then pointing at the sky to emit a blue-purple light.

At this point, Stan arrives at the press conference in Town Hall Square, just in time to see the SB reporter being dragged out by security guards and blowing up chrysanthemums.

As soon as Stan sees Mayor Mare, he says, "Madam Madam, something is wrong, Cartman is going to fart, activate the satellite transmitter on his asshole and send a signal to the aliens, Cartman, this bastard, colludes with the aliens to invade Earth and wipe out humanity!" ”

The reporters at the scene were amazed when they heard this, and then turned their cameras on Stan.

Stan then says, "We need to stop Cartman and don't let that fat guy inform the aliens!" If aliens come to Earth, then humanity will probably perish! ”

As soon as he said this, a satellite transmitter stood out from a roof in the distance behind him.

The satellite transmitter emitted a beam of blue-purple light, which shot straight into the sky.

The sky, then dark clouds, rolled up a large whirlpool.

When Zhang Xiaoyu saw this situation, he was stunned for a moment, and thought, what a big battle, it seems that there is going to be a big boss

Sure enough, as long as you follow the plot, you can find clues. At the press conference just now, he listened to so much nonsense that made people cry and laugh, and once made him wonder if he wanted to find the alien by himself, but now it seems that the alien will find the alien by himself without him looking for it himself.

But at this time, it suddenly occurred to him that he only had a pistol in his hand and was equipped with scum, could he beat the big boss of aliens?

Everyone at the press conference was stunned when they saw the sudden change in the sky, their mouths were half open, and they couldn't speak.

At this time, the security captain shouted loudly: "It's raining, everyone go back and collect your clothes, what are you doing standing here in a daze?!" As he spoke, he took the lead and ran away.

The people at the scene, after listening to the words of the security captain, reacted and slipped away, and in a blink of an eye, the entire press conference scene was left with Zhang Xiaoyu, Stan and the female mayor.

Stan asks the mayor, "Madam Mayor, why don't you go back and collect your clothes?" ”

The female mayor looked serious and said, "Oh, my home is in the town government, and the town government is behind me, very close, no hurry." ”

Stan said, "Oh. ”

Zhang Xiaoyu was not stupid by the huge dark cloud vortex in the sky, but when he heard the conversation between Stan and the female mayor, he was immediately confused.

I thought, can this female mayor say more cute lines again?

Looking at the swirl of dark clouds in the sky, a blue-purple light suddenly shoots out, and a flying saucer descends from the sky and slowly descends on South Park's commercial center street.

Zhang Xiaoyu ignored the cute female mayor and Stan, and quickly ran towards the commercial center street.

However, instead of dealing with the aliens directly, he runs back to Kenny's house.

He knew very well in his heart that with the broken pistol in his hand, it was impossible for him to be an alien's opponent, and when it came to fighting, he would only be abused, even if he had as many lives as Contra, it would not be enough.

He returns to Kenny's house, not to hide, but to find a piece of equipment.

But don't forget, Kenny is in South Park, in addition to being a bitter character who must die in every episode, he also has another identity, that is, Mysterion who beats all kinds of little monsters.

Now, what Zhang Xiaoyu has to do is to find out the Mysterion's cloak and put it on himself.

……