When we were in college, we generally took the instructor seriously, but when something really happened, it was too late.

It's true.

Just when we got up and were about to go out to find a breakfast stall to buy two steamed buns to eat, I glanced at the computer screen, and there was no avatar flashing back and forth on the lower right side of the screen, but it was Sun Jialiang.

I thought to myself, what's the matter with my grandson coming to us so early? He should have used the net on the computer with bamboo, so he clicked on it casually, and it didn't matter what I saw, my cold sweat suddenly came down.

I saw that he left me several messages, the first is: Come back quickly, the school is sleeping, the second is: I can't hide it, hurry up, and the third is: You are finished, it seems that this time is very serious, the director told me, let you come back to him directly.

Oh yes!

I was stunned at the time, how did I get involved with the director? So serious??

You must know that the director of our grade is a well-known patient with menopausal syndrome, and he usually finds someone bad luck at every turn, but if it falls into his hands this time, it will be really crippled.

I looked at the time of his message, and suddenly felt annoyed, thinking that you said that I slept in an Internet café in a good manner, if I didn't fall asleep, I guess I could rush back when I just received his message, you said this is a trouble.

Why, it seems that this is really a horse of Seon, who knows if it is a blessing!

If the hedgehog hadn't been beaten away last night, I don't think I would have fallen asleep, and the three of us stared at each other with big eyes, and we all thought that something was really wrong this time.

But who is to blame for this, alas.

No way, let's go, I know that I will have to be trained at least when I go back, but I can't help but go back, so we got out of the Internet café in despair, and took a taxi back to our school.

However, we are not so stupid to go directly to the director, isn't that equivalent to a sheep seeking a dead end? So, we took advantage of the gap between classes and went to our instructor's office.

The instructor is a young man, it is said that he is our former brother, some background relationship in the family, he stayed directly after graduation, his surname is Zhao, his name is Zhao Liang, he usually likes fitness, a body of muscles, he is very bold and bright, we all call him Brother Zhao.

Just when we entered the office, we felt that the aura was a little wrong, Zhao Liang, who is usually always happy, was full of murderous anger today, sitting on his chair, looking at a table on the table, holding a pen in his hand silently, his temples bulging one by one, obviously angry.

It's over, we thought to ourselves, it seems that we really want to plant it today, I really don't know if Zhao Liang can still cover us.

Among the three of us, Li Songzhu is the most eloquent, so after Jia Mingliang and I exchanged glances, I pushed Li Songzhu.

Li Songzhu was pushed a step forward, just in time for Zhao Liang to turn his head, so Li Songzhu had no choice but to say with a smile on his face: "Yo, Brother Zhao, are you busy?" ”

When Zhao Liang saw that it was the three of us, his old face sank again, and he didn't even pay attention to Li Songzhu, just turned his head to look at the form on the table, and then sighed.

We saw that the momentum was indeed a little wrong, and our hearts began to rise up and down, he ignored us now, it must be the calm before the storm, but I don't know, in this vast sea, we ended up with a petrel or a sea duck this time.

Is it the flight of ** or is it boiled by someone?

It seems that the latter one is bigger, and sure enough, just when we didn't know what to say, Zhao Liang grinded his teeth and said to himself: "In one semester, I missed school thirty-five times, skipped bed twenty times, and continued to refresh the record, not bad, you ............."

I know that what he said makes us, in fact, this record should only be objective and not true, after all, the popularity in our class is not bad, and only the stupid comparison will be written, Li Songzhu was a little embarrassed after hearing this sentence, he was busy laughing, and said: "Where, this is a good ...... you taught"

"Get out!" Just listening to the click, Zhao Liang, who was full of muscles, broke the pen in his hand with his bare hands, and then said angrily to us: "You guys are making jokes with you!" What the hell do you think you're going on?! Usually I just turn a blind eye and forget it, but I know that Yan who has been investigated recently has gone out to get out of the house, this time it's okay, even I have been affected by you, so you just wait to be expelled or not finish. ”

Can't finish your job, so serious??

It turns out that we are studying the credit system, and the credits are fixed every year, and if you violate the law and discipline, you will be deducted credits, and if the credits are deducted, you will often be expelled from the school that kills you.

This is really a smear to wake up the dreamer, and I suddenly realized that we have inadvertently done so much evil, if we are expelled, what can we do? What old face do I take home to explain to my grandmother?

Obviously, the faces of Zhu Zi and Liangzi couldn't hang up, so we didn't care about the temperament, and hurriedly softened Zhao Liang, and kept saying good things, begging him to help somewhere.

Having said that, Zhao Liang is not much different from our age, he is different from the old men in junior high school and high school, and he also understands what we are thinking at our age, and also knows that if we are expelled because of this, it will almost change our fate, and he is hard-hearted and soft-hearted, so he sighed when he saw us begging, and then said to us: "You guys, next time you can be a little longer, I know that you love to play, but go out to the Internet and come back early." ”

After hearing that his tone changed, the three of us hurriedly shook our heads, and Zhuzi said to him: "Yes, yes, yes, it must be, what, Brother Zhao, how many points do the three of us have?" ”

"Are you embarrassed?" Zhao Liang said to us: "It's strange that you are unlucky, the director seems to have let his daughter-in-law beat her, she lived in the school yesterday, and she was spot-checked this morning, so can it be good...... Forget it, don't talk about this, in short, you are more than lucky. ”

"Brother Zhao, you have to save us, don't you see that we don't usually go to class to disturb the discipline of the class, and you have to take care of the two g seeds we gave you last week to save us!" Li Songzhu said with a Liaoning accent.

After listening to his words, Zhao Liang only felt angry and funny, and the unhappiness in his heart suddenly disappeared a lot, so he picked up the form on the table and handed it to us, and then said: "Okay, okay, don't say anything about seeds in the future, I asked for it for others, don't I read it, understand?" ”

"Understood!!" We said in unison, then looked at the table, and saw a few lines of big words written on the table: 06 freshman Christmas party schedule.

Well? What did he give us this thing for? We looked at Zhao Liang with some doubts, only to see him smile, and then said to us: "I've been ready for you a long time ago, and you can add ten points to a separate show, do you understand, boy?" This is your last chance. ”

Oops, I'll go, that's great!! At that time, I was holding this form in my hand, as if I was holding a gold medal for avoiding death with a Danshu iron coupon, and even the image of Zhao Liang in front of me seemed to be tall in my heart, and we were immediately overjoyed, full of gratitude in our hearts, thinking that this guy was really righteous, there were three programs in one class, and the three of us accounted for all.

So we couldn't stop thanking him, Zhao Liang smiled and waved his hand, and then his expression became serious again, only to see him say to us: "Okay, it's not far from Christmas now, I'm talking to you ugly in front, you represent our class, let you go up you have to have real skills, if you embarrass me when the time comes, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people, let's talk about it, what are you three going to perform?" ”

yes, what to perform? We were stunned for a moment, and after a while, Jia Mingliang said, "It's no problem for me to have a piano solo or build a shelf for others." ”

Zhao Liang nodded, and he said: "Well, there is a chorus, and there is momentum, when the time comes, you will accompany and give you ten points." ”

After thinking about it, Li Songzhu also said: "I think if our class wants to produce a sketch, I can write a script or play a role." ”

Zhao Liang nodded again, he said: "This is okay, just the whole sketch, you don't have to be too busy, if you can't write it, just pick a book on the Internet to act." ”

I swallowed and spat, and then said, "I'll play the erhu." ”

Zhao Liang frowned, and then said to me: "What are you doing with us, erhu can't work." ”

Indeed, I just remembered, we are studying music, and it is estimated that you can catch three or four people who can pull the erhu with a quick grasp, which is too ordinary, but in addition to the erhu that I can handle, is there anything else to show off?

At that time, I was really anxious, desperately thinking about what I should do, I looked at Jia Mingliang and Li Songzhu, thinking that these two goods were too damaged, and I knew that if I played alone, it would be easy to mess up, so I ganged up, because in that case, even if it was smashed, it was not their own business, damn, why didn't I think of this!

There was no way, after thinking about it, I had no choice but to say to Zhao Liang: "Brother Zhao, you also know me, I usually can't speak, except for erhu...... Why don't you let me go up and sing a song? ”

Singing, yes, although I'm a little embarrassed, but I'm still more confident in my voice, at least my previous dream was to be a singer, after listening to me say that I want to sing, Zhao Liang said to me: "You want to sing?" Alas, 80% of our programs are singing, and there is nothing new at all, but I really haven't heard you sing alone, your voice is very soft, how about I listen to a campus song? ”

Zhao Liang likes campus songs very much, I had to nod, this is my only chance, however, I really want to perform in front of people for the first time, although I know these people, but I can't help but get nervous, I feel very awkward, very embarrassed.

Seeing that I was a little blushing and thick-necked, Zhao Liang smiled, and he said to me: "Hurry up, the big man must have a big man, don't be like a little girl, come to an old wolf." ”

Being said by him, I suddenly couldn't get off the stage, but became more nervous, a heart jumped up quickly, but there was no way, I had to open my mouth when I was forced to do this, so I swallowed and spit, lowered my head and looked at the soles of my feet, and sang very nervously: "Brother who slept on my top bunk............"

"Poof~!" After listening to me sing this sentence, Zhao Liang, who was drinking water to moisten his throat, almost choked, and Li Songzhu next to me suddenly became nervous, and I only then reacted to me I sang it wrong, yes, I was not familiar with the old wolf's song, so I would have a "Brother Who Sleeps on My Top Bunk", but this nervous mouth was also sung wrong.

To be honest, at that time, I really had the urge to open Zhao Liang's drawer and jump in to find the space-time machine, it was so embarrassing, Zhao Liang's natural way Li Songzhu and Jia Mingliang rumors, then he looked at me again, and looked at us with a kind of 'why is your bedroom so messy' and said to me: "Forget it, what kind of thing is this singing!" No, you can change it. ”

"But I can't do anything else." I was crying.

"Why not?" Zhao Liang's eyes rolled, then he smiled, and pulled out another form from his drawer, I have seen this form, it was asked us to fill in at the beginning of the school year, and the main thing on it was to fill in what I would do, I remember that I filled it in casually at that time, filling in the huqin performance, erhu performance, guitar performance, and local opera.

I saw Zhao Liang smile at me and said: "I have already helped you choose, this morning when I went to bed, I turned out a donkey skin drum from under your bed, the director said that it should be used for the 'divine tune' in the two-person turn, you will sing the two-person turn, just right, the director also likes to listen, you have to do this!" ”

I was dizzy, I looked at Zhao Liang, thinking that this was definitely a conspiracy! Later, I found out that there were too many people running away from sleep in our dormitory building that day, and the director was furious, in addition to the students' credit deduction accident, the instructor's teaching was unfavorable, and the salary should be deducted, Zhao Liang saw that things were not good, so he came up with this method, hoping to please the director, as long as he was happy, and then said something good, probably a small crime can be avoided.

But my heart was cold at the time, this disaster, didn't this force me to dance in front of the teachers and students of the whole school! You must know that most of the two-person turns were harlequins at that time, and people are generally little girls and boys, Shaolin kung fu plus singing and dancing, where do I have that old face to sing on stage! Although I used to learn from the old lame, it didn't make it to the table!

So, I hurriedly said to Zhao Liang: "Don't bring this, Brother Zhao, I was blind at the time, besides, one minute on the stage and how long it may not take off the stage, I can't get my hands on that little thing!" ”

"Less nonsense!" Zhao Liang's eyes were horizontal, his sleeves were rolled up, and he said to me while showing his biceps: "It's so decided, you can't do it, if you can't do it, just practice, let me tell you, although we have a lot of programs at this party, but the two of them really don't turn, haha, when the time comes, you will come on stage and sing a "Dancing God" to ensure that they are all calmed, so it's decided, go back and download some two people to practice by themselves, understand?" ”

I understand your grandma's heels!

I felt that I had completely fallen into the trap set by Zhao Liang, but I couldn't help it, who really made a mistake by myself, alas, it seems that I really can't run away this time, even Jia Mingliang and Li Songzhu on the side are secretly laughing at me, so I can only cry and say with a sad face: "But...... Two people turn to that's the work of two people, and one person can't play it. ”

This is my last glimmer of hope, I thought to myself, I guess no one in the class wants to be embarrassed with me, so if I can't find a second person, I don't have to sing, but it just so happened that just after I finished speaking, the office door opened again, and a familiar figure walked in.

This figure turned out to be Su Yidan.

I saw her walk in expressionlessly, and after closing the door casually, she said to Zhao Liang: "Brother Zhao, the director asked me to come to you." ”

After Zhao Liang saw Su Yidan, he smiled evilly, then turned his head to me and said, "No, is your partner here?" ”

"What?!" I was so shocked that I opened my mouth wide, and then turned my head to look at Su Yidan, only to see that her face was slightly pale, and she had some dark circles under her eyes, no makeup, and a slightly haggard look, so I asked her in disbelief: "You ...... last night?"

"It's boring, the Internet café went all night." Su Yidan yawned, and then said lightly.

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