I hate it so much, I hate why there were so many legendary private servers back then, I hate it so much, I only hate why the Internet café next to the university was full last night, I hate it so much, I only hate the non-mainstream of the crotch diaper why I also ran to that Internet café, I hate it so much, I hate it very much, I hate it for Mao to spend the non-mainstream that can be used as an alarm clock, I hate it so much, I hate why the director and his daughter-in-law beat the director yesterday, I hate it so much, why does the old grandson of the director love to watch the two of them turn.

I hate it so much, yes, hateful and hateful, I just found out, in fact, the most hateful thing is not someone else or myself, mother, I really can't blame others for this, I have no choice but to accept my fate, who made me sing and dance? Who can be blamed for this?

It's all her blame for the old lame.

I sighed, supported my chin with both hands, lay on the hard plastic table in the cafeteria, put my feet on the fixed iron shelf below, looked at Su Yidan in front of me, and wanted to cry without tears, I hate it so much, why did you say that she went out all night like a gentleman!

It was afternoon, there was no class, Liangzi ran to the piano room to practice the piano, Bamboo ran to the study room to code the script, my grandson stayed in the dormitory and frowned, and I, on the other hand, filed in the school cafeteria to cry without tears at Su Yidan, who was gnawing on ribs.

This matter is really settled, Zhao Liang's bastard asked Su Yidan to sing with me, and Su Yidan disagreed at first, as if he was not interested in this kind of stupid behavior on stage, but he didn't stand up to Zhao Liang's coercion and temptation, I only knew that day that Su Yidan's credits for feelings are not much more than those of the three of us.

Needless to say, there was the scene at that time.

Su Yidan sat opposite me, without saying a word, still without makeup, without a ponytail, with an expressionless face gnawing on the pork ribs and stewed beans in the school cafeteria, she seemed to be only interested in the meat in her mouth at this time, and regarded me sitting opposite me as a wisp of air, or a [***] advertisement.

I already knew a little about Su Yidan at that time, and I understood that I was now in her heart like the stupid blue road sitting on a chair at the door of McDonald's, but I can't go on like this forever, you must know that Christmas is coming, this is a major matter related to the life and death of my pest control career, even if I am reluctant, I can only go up hard.

So, I turned my heart sideways and said to Su Yidan with a smile on my face: "What, look, when will we take time to rehearse and rehearse?" ”

Su Yidan gnawed on the ribs very carefully, and after hearing what I said, he raised his head and said to me while sucking his fingers: "What are you practicing, how stupid b." ”

You know stupid b, too! I looked at Su Yidan at the time, and I felt that the urge to use the ultimate secret technique in the Ghost King of the Ancient Chinese Fist Ghost King Da Secret Nine Yin True Scripture on her that night came to my heart again.

Knowing that stupid is better than you are going out all night!! Little girl, I don't take you like this! Although you are very awesome, you can hell and let me do a chest push, but I really don't have to play with you like this!

Of course, this is still just my mental activity, so I had to grit my teeth and smile again and say: "What, I also know that this matter is a bit out of tune, and it is not suitable for the style of your supernatural circle, but as the saying goes, a strong dragon can't suppress the head of the department, after all, we are in other people's land, and if we want to graduate safely, we have to give people some face, right?" ”

Very unexpectedly, after Su Yidan heard my words, he snorted, laughed, and then said to me: "You, you, I really don't understand, I usually look like a little girl, but sometimes I can really talk about it." ”

What does it mean to be like a little girl? I'm calling this stuffy, okay?

Although my buddy's current head shape is not hairy but broken, although I also find that I am getting longer and more delicate, but you can't say that I look like a little girl, have you ever seen a little girl with flatter breasts than you!

I looked at Su Yidan, and thought fiercely in my heart, okay, in fact, she wasn't the first to say this, and it probably won't be the last to say it, right, I hate it again when I think of it, I hate it so much, I hate that bastard old film policeman back then, what do you mean by 'there is a good girl in that distant place'? I feel like I've fallen under some spell, and I'm always poked in the back like this.

However, it seems that Su Yidan is a little interested in me now, and besides, don't say it, she looks good when she smiles like this, two shallow dimples, a woman with long hair, and when I see her smiling, it's easy to do, so I said to her while the iron was hot: "Wasn't I forced out, I don't want to sing or dance a god, but there is no way, it's on the stall, so I can only fool around, deal with it, the key credits are the most important, right?" ”

After listening to my words, Su Yidan pondered for a while, God forbid, she seemed to finally agree with my words, only to see her reach out and pick up a piece of pork ribs and put it in her mouth to suck Yun, while carefully and carefully gnawing the meat, while saying to me: "Okay, anyway, I've been bored for the past two days, but I don't sing a jacket when I say ugly things ahead." ”

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I don't need you to sing, you can just sit next to me and use me as a personal meat prop when the time comes, just like I just saw Lan Lan Lu or KFC Grandpa in your eyes.

Explain here, as I said before, this kind of thing actually gives people a very subtle feeling, although strictly speaking, he belongs to a kind of 'psychic' means, but it was too famous in the Northeast earlier.

I heard the old lame man of the dead ghost say that at the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, the shaman faction was disbanded, and since then it has spread all over the country.

The 'Shamanic Exorcism Dance' is also broadcast to the world as the disciples of the Shaman faction disperse, which is also called ' The prototype of the 'dancing god', of course, those shaman disciples have no ability at all, or they haven't even learned the skin, but in that era, in order to make a living, so a lot of witch doctors with bad hearts appeared, for money, they used the tricks and a half they knew to deceive people, and shaman dance is a well-founded thing, the most able to fool people, so over time, this form of psychic is equal to the trick of deception.

And speaking of which, this 'dancing god' still has a certain art form to a certain extent, so some tunes have been absorbed by those folk grass stage teams, and those grass stage teams have added some catchy tunes or words to this shaman song in order to attract people's attention, tampering with and fusing them, and over time, it has become another art form.

This is also a tune in the Northeast folk drama 'two-person turn', called 'divine tune'.

The performance of the god is indeed very attractive, in the old drama book, usually a man and a woman, all wearing small black cotton jackets, the woman sitting, the man stands with a drum in his hand, and sings while knocking, and then the two imitate the 'dancing god', the woman's costume is possessed by ghosts, and attracts attention through 'acting', and in modern times, there is generally no such thing, after all, there are many unwritten taboos in the troupe, it is said that there have been unlucky two people turned actors, performing the god tune at night, and they were really invited' Dirty things' possessed, as the so-called inviting gods is easy to send gods, it seems that after inviting ghosts, they can't be sent away, and a lot of people have died.

Therefore, now those who sing the two-person turn generally do not sing the old drama book, but simplify it here, only take its tune and do not use its words, I thought to myself, anyway, it is a singing opera, and when the time comes, let Su Yidan be a decoration, I can sing a paragraph by myself, and I don't need her anything, let her smear some ketchup on her face to scare and scare people.

However, I didn't dare to tell her at the time, because I understood that if I had the guts to smear ketchup on her face, then she would definitely have the guts to wipe my nosebleeds on my face, of course, my own nosebleeds, and the trick was very simple, punch me in the nose first, and then wipe it.

To put it mildly, she finally agreed to cooperate with me, and I was relieved at the time, and then I breathed a sigh of relief.

I was thinking in my heart, seeing that the time was getting closer and closer, if it was decided, I would have to hurry up and get it, so I said to Su Yidan: "Since it is decided, let's rehearse and rehearse first in the afternoon, okay?" ”

Su Yidan had already finished eating at that time, but he didn't seem to hear what I said, he just turned his head to look at the table next to him, thoughtful.

It was one or two o'clock in the afternoon, and there were still a lot of people in the cafeteria, all of whom were men and women who didn't have time to eat at noon.

Girls chatting, it's nothing more than nonsense about the children of the Zhang family, the Li family, and the old Zhao family, who don't have assholes, originally Su Yidan was not interested in these topics, but the topic of the two girls that day seemed to arouse Su Yidan's interest.

Because these two damn girls are actually discussing ghost stories.

The two girls, one of them is from our school, and the other seems to be from another school, I saw that Su Yidan was stunned when he heard it, so I also stretched my ears and eavesdropped on their speech, it didn't matter what I heard, I almost peed my pants in fright.

I only heard the girl from the other school poke the straw hat cake with chopsticks and said to another girl: "Hey, you say, is what I just said very evil?" It's true, I didn't lie to you, the old building had an accident again, I heard that there had been a dead person before, and today another one died, and there was an accident just about to build a new building, which made people panic, and I didn't dare to go back. ”

And the senior sister in our school is also quite four elephants, what we are talking about is that Tai Chi is divided into two instruments, two instruments give birth to four elephants, and four elephants turn into gossip, obviously, this senior sister is no longer a simple gossip, I saw her swear and say: "Well, it's really evil, you say it's not haunted, just like our school last semester............"

It's over, it's over!! In fact, I don't feel any interest in their old ladies gossiping at all, but Su Yidan is different, when I saw Su Yidan's expressionless face slowly emerging a weird smile, and at the same time began to make an unconscious 'hey, hey, hey' smirk, I knew in my heart that something was wrong.

Damn, she's interested in this matter, and my heart is chuckling, so I hate women in the spirit world, because I know the secret of this rib girl, so I also understand that after she hears about this kind of thing, if she doesn't figure it out, she will definitely not be able to sleep!

Damn it! I finally persuaded her to rehearse with me, and now she is going to investigate what demons and monsters, not necessarily to investigate when, so what should I do? You must know that the current head of the department and Zhao Liang are also demons and monsters in my heart! If I can't figure out this show, Zhao Liang will definitely kill me with his biceps!!

No, no, I thought to myself that I can't do this, or I'll really be crippled, no matter what, I have to think of a way to pull Su Yidan's attention back, and I can't think about it in a hurry, so I can't think about it anymore when it comes to life and death, and when I grit my teeth, the tip of my tongue is against the upper tooth hall, and I slapped the table and opened my mouth to sing: "Hey~~~!! Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed buns Alas, earth-shattering, steamed buns are made fragrant and sweet, everyone wants to eat, call Ah Mei her arms are strong, only call Ah Ge five bodies ~~~ to the ground!!! ”

Su Yidan was listening intently to the two girls talking about strange events, but suddenly I was so cold that I was trembling and frightened.

And when the two girls saw me holding the edge of the table with both hands, and half of the steamed buns left on the plate, they looked at Su Yidan singing with their eyes, and they couldn't help laughing, and they forgot about telling ghost stories.

I saw Su Yidan frowning and said to me, "What are you so stupid about?" ”

I had to blush and cheekily say to her, "I suddenly thought of a good idea, and I was so excited that I didn't know how to express my excitement except singing." ”

"Shaolin Kung Fu plus singing and dancing?" Su Yidan said to me angrily.

Damn, it seems that she is also very familiar with the movie Shaolin football, I looked at Su Yidan, and at this time I was suddenly speechless, how to continue this sentence, you said that I just remembered this sentence, it may be that the disease was in a hurry and went to the doctor, forget it, anyway, it has attracted her attention, and let the two stinky girls shut up, at least the expected effect has been achieved, so I stubbornly said: "Almost, you said that I was singing on the side, and after singing for a while, you suddenly flew up in the air and pretended to be possessed by the old fairy." , pick up a guitar, let's sing a "Shaolin Kung Fu Good" What do you think the effect will be at that time, will it be better than a simple dancing god? ”

"Dreaming." Su Yidan gestured her middle finger at me, as if she was a little laughed and crying by my words, she said to me: "Do you say that you are humorous or really stupid, aren't you humorous, come and answer me with an idiom." ”

"I have no choice." I said as I looked at the table next to me at the two little ladies who were whispering to me.

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