I looked at the afterimage of Lao Dao leaving, and then looked at the pile of garbage outside the balcony, smiled bitterly, and finally closed the door to the balcony, "Dead old Dao, wait for me!" I slammed the door and rushed in the direction of the classroom.

But, yes, I was wearing a pair of five-kilogram sandbags at my feet, and I was running fast, and before I could run down the third floor, I was panting like I had asthma, and I was extremely embarrassed.

And the old way has long disappeared, damn it, faster than a ghost!

I looked at my phone again, well, it was already 8:31, and being late was inevitable, so I simply walked over slowly. Speaking of this sandbag, I didn't think it weighed at the beginning, but now it's good, my feet are like pieces of iron that are attracted by magnets, I can't lift them, and I walk like an old ox plowing the ground, just a hard time.

I walked slowly, while scolding the old way, this guy is not righteous, if he is late, he should be late together, this is a buddy, you say, right? But this thing was smeared with oil on the soles of his feet and left as soon as he smoked!

When I came to the classroom, I saw that the classroom was full of people, Lao Dao sat in the back row, and Lin Xin'er sat in the first row.

When the teacher saw me come in, he immediately looked reproachful and asked, "Why did you come so late, it's almost nine o'clock." ”

I immediately covered my stomach with both hands, and then used my acting talent that has the potential to win the Oscar for Best Performance, pretending to be a complicated look of hardship, struggle, pain, and a little guilt and tangle, and said: "I'm sorry teacher, I had a bad stomach last night, in fact, I came to the classroom at eight o'clock, but I suddenly had a stomach upset, and then I kept squatting in the toilet, don't you believe it, if you don't believe it, you can come and smell the toilet smell on my body, that's definitely an authentic ......"

"Okay, okay, what are you talking about, get to your seat, I still have class." The teacher said so, but when I passed in front of him, I saw his disdainful expression and knew that he believed me.

I passed by Lin Xin'er and smiled at her, she motioned for me to sit down next to her with her eyes, I also meant the same, but at this time, I suddenly thought, this is the first row, right under the teacher's nose, can't you do many things, such as playing Angry Birds......

Okay, Lin Xin'er is not my thing, I'd better roll to the last row.

Lin Xin'er watched me walk back, a little disappointed, and curled her mouth, as if she was angry.

I looked up and glanced at the entire classroom, only to realize that An Gui hadn't come yet, could it be that he was skipping class for the first time?

I walked to the seat next to the old road and sat down, then pulled out my phone, oh yes, play a game!

Seeing my depraved appearance, Lao Dao looked at me with disdain and said, "You are so disgraceful to the teacher, be careful that he throws a piece of chalk over." ”

I laughed and continued to play my game.

Actually, I don't attend classes for a reason.

This first class is "Introduction to Chemical Engineering", which is nothing more than an introduction to the prospects and "money" prospects of various industries in various aspects of chemical industry. When I first entered the classroom, I listened to a few words from the teacher, but it was not much different from what I knew. This is not a key course, it does not teach professional knowledge, and the teachers who teach it are just here to blow the water.

In fact, Lao Dao is not listening to the class, and this thing has been in a daze since he despised me. He crossed his hands on his chest and faced the blackboard, but his eyes wandered to outer space, I am afraid that he has already wandered around the universe.

What the hell is Lao Dao thinking? I've never seen him in such a daze.

I put my hand in front of his eyes and shook it, but his eyes were motionless, like a sculpture.

At this time, I thought, no, even if it is a fugue, it usually shakes its eyes with its hands and it will come back to its senses, but why can't its eyes move?

At this time, I immediately had an evil thought, hehe, isn't it a good time to trick this guy? Don't miss the opportunity and come again!

Thinking like this, I secretly reached out and tried to slap him on the back of the head while he was unprepared. Ya, this time I'm going to be a little stronger, who told this thing to often pat me on the back of the head?

I don't have to show mercy to this slap at all, this kung fu is so good, I was kicked by a blood ghost and didn't do anything, I believe that even if I use one-eighth of my strength, I won't hurt this guy.

Well, well, then do your best!

This thing is still motionless, I am proud in my heart, hehe, I want to surprise him, the ghost can no longer make this guy panic, but my slap will ensure that he is so shocked that he jumps like a jump!

Thinking like this, I slammed it down!

But at this time......

This thing suddenly bowed its head!

"Whoa......

"Smack!!"

I'm sweating, so loud......

However, it wasn't hit on the back of Lao Dao's head, it hit on the back of a boy's head in front of Lao Dao!

This slap, that one rang out like a bomb, and the whole class immediately turned to look at me.

I secretly screamed in my heart, I really won't die if I don't die, I'm dying by myself!

The boy touched the back of his head, his thick body slowly twisted, and his pale face and bloodshot eyes stared at me.

"What's going on?" The teacher walked over from the podium, looked at me and the boy, and said with a serious face.

I smiled wryly awkwardly, squeaked for a long time, but couldn't say a word.

I tugged at the corner of Lao Dao's clothes and asked him for help, but this thing, looking down at the book, secretly raised his head and glanced at me with a smile.

I immediately understood that the fugue state of Lao Dao just now was indeed pretended.

I was completely cheated to death by him!

At this time, the boy suddenly said to the teacher: "Teacher, it's okay, there were mosquitoes just now, and I slapped my thigh." ”

I was stunned, I didn't expect him to say that!

The teacher looked suspicious, glanced at me, said nothing, and returned to the podium to give a lecture.

I let out a deep breath and finally escaped the catastrophe, and I never wanted to die again......

I was about to say thank you to the boy for his magnanimity, but then the boy turned around, sneered at me, and said, "Classmate, we'll see you in the back mountain after school later." There is a restaurant in the back mountain, and there is a very famous dish, called Stick Beat Pig Bajie, I will invite you to eat it when the time comes. But remember to come, or I'll send this dish to your dorm, and in that case, it won't be good. ”

I was stunned for a moment, what is Stick Beat Pig Bajie? I was trying to make him clear, but he turned away from me.

I tugged at the corner of my shirt and asked, "What do you mean by what he said?" ”

Lao Dao said lightly: "What's the point, doesn't it mean that I want to beat you into a pig's head." ”

I sweated, glanced at the back of the boy in front of me, and found that he was on his back, I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and said with a wry smile to the old man: "You have to help me this time." ”

Lao Dao said: "On the contrary, this time you are not a ghost, I will not make a move, who told you to die yourself?" ”

I'm so embarrassed that I'm no longer embarrassed to ask for the old way, okay, death is death, isn't it just to pay some iron for medical expenses, what's so terrible......

At this time, An Gui hurriedly ran in, and when the teacher saw him come in, he said with a serious face: "This classmate, why are you late?" ”

An Gui was stunned for a moment, then turned to cover his stomach with both hands, "ouch", and said, "Teacher, I have a stomach trouble, and I still have a little pain now, in fact, I came early, but I have been squatting in the toilet." ”

The teacher snorted coldly and said, "Even the reason for being late is plagiarized, it's really uncreative, how can you get mixed up in the society in the future?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the classroom immediately burst into laughter, and the atmosphere in the class was relaxed, and the boy in front of the old road laughed like a lion's roar, I looked at his shrugging shoulders and laughed dryly......