Gotta hurry up and find the old way!

Thinking so, I turned around and walked to the dormitory door, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw Lao Dao stretch out a hand and was about to knock on my dormitory door.

He looked a little surprised and said, "I haven't knocked on the door yet, and you opened the door, it's too illogical, isn't it?" ”

"Logical egg, it's just in time, can you go and see my balcony?"

"The sewers are clogged?"

I snorted a few times and said, "It's nothing if the sewer is blocked, but now the whole balcony is clogged!" ”

The old man said "oh", and then walked in, and as he walked to the balcony, he said to me, "You can bring in the things outside the door first." ”

I looked down at the door and found two barbells, two sandbags tied to my feet, a pile of rice paper, two bottles of ink and two brushes.

What do you buy these things for?

I really couldn't think of it, but I moved in as I always said.

Lao Dao looked at the garbage on the balcony and suddenly said, "Good thing!" ”

I immediately had black lines on my face, and I scolded: "Ya, what a hair, why don't you move all these good things to your dormitory!" ”

Lao Dao was not angry, and said: "This should have been brought by the blood ghost when he came to visit you last night, well, good teaching materials...... Old Dao paused and said to me: "Come here, I will start teaching you spells now." ”

As soon as I heard this, I was immediately so happy that I ran over like a toy kid.

Lao Dao picked up a piece of garbage stained with blood, put it on the window, and said: "The first lesson I taught you was to ward off evil spirits, because you have a yin and yang soul, and your blood is yin and yang blood, this trick should be relatively easy to learn, look at it!" ”

I nodded earnestly, "Hmm".

Lao Dao continued: "First of all, we must concentrate our minds, use our minds, and concentrate our blood and qi on the palm of the left hand, and then, bite the index finger of the right hand, and draw a rune on the palm of the left hand while reciting the mantra, and then, break!" Lao Dao said while demonstrating, and finally after he said "break", he put the palm of his left hand close to the piece of garbage on the window, only to see that the dirty blood on the garbage immediately made a "zizi" sound, turned into wisps of black smoke, and disappeared.

Lao Dao's movements are very fast, I didn't understand it at all, and I still have a few questions, how can I concentrate my qi and blood in the palm of my hand? What kind of mantra is he reciting? Also, how is the rune of evil spirits written?

Well, I don't understand any of them.

After listening to my question, Lao Dao sighed helplessly and said: "Ya, I didn't expect your foundation to be so poor, okay, I'll explain, it's actually very easy to concentrate your qi and blood in the palm of your hand, as long as you concentrate and then exert force in your palm, you can do it." ”

"It's that simple?" I don't believe it anymore.

Lao Dao glanced at me: "Is it necessary for me to lie to you?" ”

I scratched my head, smiled awkwardly, and didn't say anything.

Lao Dao continued: "As for the incantation, it is actually this: 'The way of heaven is finished, three or five percent, the sun and the moon are together. Out of the slender, into the underworld. Qi preaching, qi channeling spirits, qi deeds, evil spirits, and thieves all perish. 'Simple, remember?' ”

"Uh...... As if I remembered ...... "I look like I'm miserable."

"Then listen to it."

"Well, the way of heaven is over, three or five percent, the day is ...... Day...... Day yarn, I didn't remember, you still write it down on a piece of paper, I read it a few times, and I remembered it. I smiled wryly.

Lao Dao sighed in disappointment and said, "It seems that you are really untalented, and you can't even remember these words." As he spoke, he found a piece of paper and a pen on my desk, wrote down the spell, handed it to me, and said, "Leave this spell alone, let's talk about the evil rune first." So saying, he went and picked up the brush he had just bought, and said to me, "This brush is for you to practice drawing runes in the future." As he spoke, he quickly opened a bottle of ink, dipped his brush in ink, and drew a strange rune on the rice paper with a few strokes.

Lao Dao put down the brush and said: "You can practice drawing this rune in the past few days, don't worry, there is time, take your time." ”

I looked at the foot-binding sandbag and barbell on the ground, and said suspiciously, "You didn't buy this sandbag and barbell for me, right?" ”

Lao Dao said: "That's right, it's for you, well, from now on, you must carry a sandbag on your feet every day, even if you sleep, you have to wear it for me." If you say this barbell, every time you go back to the dormitory, give me a hundred strokes. ”

"Huh? Why? "I protested with my hands and claws.

"Exercise your body, let's be honest with you, your body is as weak as an earthworm, even if you learn the Tao of, isn't it a ghost who will die with a beating?"

"Okay......" I was speechless, the old Tao was right, my body is really a little weak.

Lao Dao said again: "Don't complain now, learning the Tao is actually harder than practicing martial arts, and you will feel better later." ”

"Huh?" I was surprised, I thought that I would be able to learn the spell of catching ghosts, draw a few runes and recite a few spells, but I didn't expect it to be so hard.

Lao Dao picked up the two sandbags at this time and said, "This sandbag is not very heavy, only five kilograms each, you can tie it to your ankles now." ”

I took the sandbag and weighed it, it was a little heavy, but it was okay, and I should be able to lift my feet with my feet strapped to them.

I tied the sandbag to my ankle and tried to walk a few times, but it was a bit of a struggle, but as long as I didn't run, I should wear it all day.

Lao Dao said at this time: "Yes, it took 629 yuan to buy these equipment, and you only gave me 500 last night, and now make up 129 yuan for me." ”

I smiled bitterly and couldn't help but spit out: "Dead old man, can you not pick your nose so much......"

"Smack!"

I immediately slapped Lao Dao on the back of the head, and I groaned in pain, but Lao Dao stretched out his hand to me as if nothing had happened, and said, "One hundred and twenty-nine yuan, give it quickly." ”

I exhaled weakly and said, "Okay." "Then I threw the whole wallet at him, girl, I only have one hundred and thirteen left, and you take one hundred and twenty-nine, then there is only one dollar left, how do you want me to live in the days to come......

Lao Dao took the wallet, took out the remaining 130 yuan, and said, "I will buy the equipment for you and charge you one dollar for the travel fee." "I actually pocketed a hundred and three of them, and threw my empty wallet back to me!

I looked at the shriveled wallet, and I wanted to cry, ya, I was a vampire......

Lao Dao took out a mobile phone at this time, handed it to me, and said, "Also, I don't need this mobile phone, but I can use my wallet, use my mobile phone to exchange your wallet." Without waiting for me to answer, he snatched my wallet and threw the phone to me.

"Ah, I protest, this phone was originally mine, why do you want me to change it for you with my wallet!" I said indignantly.

Lao Dao looked calm and said, "Who said that you gave me this mobile phone last night?" Since it was given to me, it is mine, you protest it, the protest is invalid! ”

I rolled up my sleeves, looked menacing, and walked in front of Lao Dao with my chest straight, ready to do a big job......

Lao Dao glanced at me with disdain, and "cut" disdainfully, and then my fierce face turned into a bitter gourd face, facing Lao Dao, a martial arts master-like guy, it seems that I only have a bitter smile......

Lao Dao suddenly looked stunned at this time, "oops", and said, "Yes, I almost forgot, I have class today!" ”

When I heard this, I was immediately stunned, yes, the school officially started today, my mother, the first class......

I looked at my phone and fainted, it was already 8:26 minutes, and I was in class at half past eight......

Lao Dao regained his composure at this time, and said lightly: "Don't rush, run." ”

As he spoke, he ran in the direction of the classroom with a cigarette, and did not forget to leave a sentence: "Remember not to untie the sandbag under your feet, otherwise the tuition fee will be doubled!" ”

I was dizzy, I wore sandbags on my legs, and I was good to be able to run past snails......