The fat man suddenly appeared, I was indeed a little surprised, because, not to mention, they have to go over the mountains and mountains, and those places are high and densely forested, and they are not open to traffic at all, so they can only rely on foot, even if Dai Zong is possessed, they will not rush to Qiqian Village so quickly.

Seeing that I was staring at him with a puzzled face, the fat man snuffed out the half-smoked cigarette, and at the same time his left hand seemed to inadvertently squeeze my right hand: "Okay, you let them give me a whole meal first, and then I'll come to you one by one when I'm full. ”

The fat man and I have always had the same heart, so I knew that it was inconvenient for him to say something in front of outsiders, so he covered half of his face that was still numb from being hit by the door, looked at Wei Langtou and smiled: "This is my buddy Wang Yifei, what, Boss Wei, please get a hot meal first, and I'll talk about it later." ”

Wei Lang smiled: "Old Wei Tou'er introduced it just now, they are all his own brothers, I didn't say it, I have already arranged it, then let's go out to eat first." ”

The fat man nodded busily and took the lead in rushing out.

Shen Han shook his head helplessly, helped me up, and complained in a low voice: "It's okay when I hit it, this Wang Yifei, I want you to sleep more, he's good, it's as if he hasn't seen him for eight hundred years, and he can't stop you if he wants to find you alive or dead." ”

Looking at Shen Han's distressed and dissatisfied eyes, my heart moved, and the numbness on my face suddenly eased a lot, so I said: "You don't know his dog temper, saying that the wind is rain, fortunately, it is not broken, I will clean him up when I go back." ”

"Just the two of you, you're so good that you all wear a pair of pants, you deserve it." Shen Han smiled and followed me out of the room.

In the hall, the fat man hugged a bowl of moose meat, copied a beer bottle by hand, took a sip of wine, and took a sip of meat.

Opposite him, the old Wei head smoked one after another with a dark face, and Wei Er stood behind the old Wei head in a daze, looking at the fat man who was swept away and swallowed saliva.

Seeing me come out, Old Wei glanced at the fat man, then turned to me, spit out the cigarette butt in his mouth loudly to the ground, and said with a gloomy smile: "After taking your deal, I can make a lot of money, even my son." ”

"Hehe, this is what you call taking advantage of and selling well, what's the matter, picking up a daughter-in-law for nothing, you still seem to have suffered a lot of grievances, and there is no reason." The fat man stretched his neck and swallowed a large mouthful of meat, glanced at Old Wei'er, and then continued to bury his head in the meat.

"Eh, what's the matter, what the hell are you talking about?" I looked at Shen Han who was smiling with his lips pursed, and then at Wei Langtou who was desperately holding back his laughter, and guessed that I must have missed some wonderful drama when I was sleeping just now.

"Ghost, hum, I've been fighting geese all my life, but it turned out that a little thief (sparrow) had his eyes shut, and it was embarrassing to spread it." Old Wei stomped his feet and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth.

"Hey, what's going on, you're all going to kill me." I looked at everyone's uncertain faces, and I was so anxious that I scratched my liver.

"You embarrassing calf, quick, tell everyone about your glorious history, and let my old face be stained." Old Wei Tou'er kicked Wei Er's stunned son hard, and said hatefully.

Wei Er was stunned and squinted at the fat man a little timidly, and then looked at his father's elongated black face, and whispered: "I, I was forced by this fat man to marry my daughter-in-law." ”

"What." I listened to Wei Er's stunned words, I was stunned, I went, my mouth was really opened, last night just with the old Wei Touer Yingzi (Northeast slang: just joking), said "Maybe tomorrow morning, you wake up, you will be the old man" joke, I never thought that it would become a prophecy, today will be fulfilled.

"No, brother, slow down, what the hell is going on." It is said that marrying a daughter-in-law is one of the four joys of life, and I should be happy, but looking at the expressions of the old Wei and his grandfather, it seems that someone has died in the family, this abnormal scene can't help but arouse my curiosity.

Wei Er swallowed and foamed, and wrung his fingers vigorously: "I don't do it, but Wang Fat Man forced me to do it, saying that if I didn't do it, he would eat me even with the belt bones, and I was scared, so I did it." ”

Wei Er was stunned and looked like he went to school for two days when he was a child, and he also caught up with Saturdays and Sundays, this oral expression ability is really outrageous, and after muttering for a long time, I heard the "dry dry dry" all the way, which completely confused me.

"Okay, don't pretend to be helpless there, pretend to be a wolf with a big tail, you kid has a bad stomach, it's not a thing, if I didn't have a six-ding six-liga god body, I would have been killed by you, you're still pretending to be a victim there,." The fat man seemed to be full, and burped contentedly, and then hugged his fist at the old Wei Tou'er, Wei Langtou, and those idlers who were holding their arms to watch the excitement: "Everyone, everything has a cause and a result, and there must be a rut if there is a car.

"Okay, don't bb the words, just say it, what the hell is going on." Seeing that the fat man was going crazy again, I quickly interjected to intercept him.

"Okay, the book is brief, anyway, you won't give money if you listen to it, I'll save some electricity, long story short." The fat man wiped his mouth, lit a cigarette, sat cross-legged on the bench, and told us about the strange and strange things he and Wei Erzi encountered along the way after the breakup of Mangui.

The dead fat man is worthy of being a teacher, and his language skills are absolutely first-class, with his Northeast dialect with a slight Harbin accent, we can be called listening to a storytelling version of "People in Embarrassment", but this dead fat man is to make Wei Erzi, who is in the same room, embarrassed enough, and choked enough by malaria.

After the breakup, the fat man and Wei Er were stunned to Mohe County, Heilongjiang Province by bus, and the fat man insisted on taking a taxi to Beidahe Forest Farm, but asked several drivers, and said that he was going to Beidahe Forest Farm, and immediately stepped on the accelerator and left, so angry that the fat man had to call 110 to complain that they refused to ride.

In the end, Wei Er was stunned and familiarly connected with a broken Xiali that seemed to have been collected from North Korea, which was windy on all sides, and all the other places sounded except for the horn, and drove towards the Beidahe Forest Farm tremblingly.

Soon after the bus left Mohe County, it entered the potholed mountain road, although the mountain road of the Great Xing'an Mountains is not as bent as the Shu Road, but when the fat man probed to see the difference between the mountain road and the valley below nearly twenty or thirty meters, he was still shocked into a cold sweat.

"I said, what kind of car are you looking for, it's like Parkinson's, taking a step and gasping three times, and it's shivering, and I feel terrified." The fat man looked at Wei Er, who was sitting next to him with a sinister smile, and couldn't help but complain.

"Run this road, you are driving a BMW, and you can't guarantee that you will fall off the road, do you see it, this road is full of warning signs for slowing down and slowing down, but you still have to die a few times a year, all of them are cars that fall off the road and die, and the bones and slag can't be picked up, hehe" Wei Er was stunned and seemed to be intent on scaring the fat man, what irritating people said.

"Don't talk nonsense, you treat me as a mountain artillery, so easy to fool, you and your father always run the mountain, then you are not already dead n times, why are you still so alive and hurting the world." The fat man knew that Wei Erzi was deliberately alarmist, so he immediately exposed him.

"Our grandfather didn't have an accident, not because of his fate, but because he borrowed a good person, you know, I didn't see the driver driving in front of me." Wei Er was stunned for a long time and kept driving the driver at the door of the cab, "This guy has a cerebral hemorrhage, he has been dead for three days, he has been in a coffin and ready to refine, and he is alive again, his mouth is full of ghosts, no one can understand, the knowledgeable old man said, this kid is in trouble, and the Lord of Yama is afraid that he will cause trouble to the underworld after receiving it, so he will be put back again, so, this kind of person is so hard that he doesn't even accept the Lord of Yama, what else can happen to you in his car." ”

"Oh, I'll rub it, this world is really wonderful." The fat man looked at the unshaven and demented-looking driver, and he clicked his lips and didn't squeak again.

At this moment, Wei Er was stunned and took out a bottle of Erguotou and two pickled hairy eggs from his backpack, and drank them by himself, hey, this smell smoked the fat man, and quickly pushed Wei Er stunned to the co-pilot's position, and occupied a row of seats in the back by himself.

The mountain road was rugged, and there were rocks on both sides except for trees, and after walking for a while, the bored fat man took a nap in a daze.

In a trance, the fat man seemed to have come to a misty woods, and through the veil-like mist, he unexpectedly saw Lin Fei'er looking at him with a sad face, and waved his hand at him, as if to hint at him something.

As soon as the fat man saw Lin Fei'er wake up, he was overjoyed, and ran to Lin Fei'er with a tiger step, but the strange thing was that no matter how he ran, he always couldn't run to Lin Fei'er, and Lin Fei'er saw that the fat man was about to vomit blood, so he waved his hand and shook his head even more urgently, as if to dissuade the fat man from wasting his efforts in vain.

The fat man was about to go crazy, so he shouted, "Girl, you should have a word with me." ”

Lin Fei'er burst into tears, but she still didn't say a word, just took two steps forward, then raised her right hand and made a horizontal gesture towards her neck, then turned around and walked towards the fog, gradually moving away.

The fat man was in a hurry, trying his best to chase after him, but his legs were like lead, and he couldn't lift them, the fat man was in a cold sweat, and it didn't help to scold his mother for eight generations in his mouth, and finally, his consciousness woke up from the dream, but the whole person was like being stunned, and he knew in his heart, but he couldn't open his eyes, and his hands and feet couldn't move.

Suddenly, the driver braked suddenly, and the fat man hit the backrest of the driver's seat with a "bang", and finally woke up.