Chapter 182: Wine and Meat Pierce the Intestines

Therefore, after being moderately polite, I pulled Shen Han to sit in the first seat, and happily watched those men with a courteous face as they set dishes and pour wine for Shen Han and me.

However, after seeing them put a large glass of pale yellow liquid in front of me, and finding Wei Langtou and Old Wei Tou'er, who were sitting next to me and Shen Han, looking at me with a narrow smile on their faces, I suddenly raised my vigilance: "Eh, is this thing Boss Wei brewing a perfect tonic wine by himself." ”

"Yes, yes, you are expensive and (qie, three sounds, the Northeast will become relatives and friends from the family), Boss Wei specially ordered you to serve, how can we have this blessing." The man who served me the wine looked at me flatteringly, as if I had taken advantage of it.

"." My face twitched, and a stream of sour water immediately gushed out of my mouth, "Hurry up and take it away, you can't let people eat, what, you go give me some beer, shabu shabu." ”

"Ah, ah, okay, I'll go right away." The man looked at the wine glass on the table with an incredulous expression, and then looked at Wei Langtou's face, and saw that his boss also agreed, so he hurriedly went to find beer.

Taking advantage of the gap between Wei Langtou and Old Wei Tou'er and the two of them turning around to urge those men to hurry up and serve the table, Shen Han pulled my sleeve, pointed to the fragrant game on the table and whispered: "Are you crazy, these are all national protected animals, one bite is enough to sentence you, if you dare to taste one bite at a time, I will let you sit through the prison." ”

Looking at Shen Han, who was serious and full of righteous indignation, I couldn't hold back anymore, and "poof" snorted: "My Miss Shen, fish-flavored shredded meat, follow the local customs, you don't understand this truth, this is the deep mountains and old forests far away from the emperor of the mountain, don't eat these, do you want to starve to death, besides, we still have to ask them now, don't hurt the harmony because of these details, no, the more I look at you, the more suspicious I become, it won't be an undercover agent sent by the forest police, hehe"

Shen Hanfen's face flushed, and he glared at me angrily: "Young poverty, what am I doing, you don't know, but you, Yang Xiaokai, so many bizarre things happened today, don't say that this is just a special effect for making a movie, I just want to ask you, when are you going to tell me your real occupation." ”

I was choked by Shen Han's sudden interrogation, yes, this girl followed me and the fat man to this dangerous and uncertain northern primeval forest area, and was almost killed by a ghost, it is said that I should really tell her everything I have, but even if I want to say, the things that I and the fat man have experienced before cannot be explained in a few words.

What's more, although I have already quarreled with Yin Chuanshan on the phone, I am like a mirror in my heart, Group 17 is not a vegetable market, not anyone who wants to come and leave, and now I still have to be subject to the discipline of Group 17, those information that is almost top secret, I am afraid that I will not be able to leak a single cent until I die.

Thinking of this, I had no choice but to look at Shen Han apologetically: "Sister, I still say the same thing, you believe that I am a good person, don't ask for my news anymore, when the time is right, let's change places, I will tell you everything about me, I promise the pastor, okay." ”

I don't know why, after I finished saying this, Shen Han suddenly looked shy, bowed his head and said nothing, so that I hurriedly played back what I just said, but I pondered it several times, and I didn't find anything ambiguous.

Fortunately, those men also noisily went to the table at this time, and suddenly shifted our attention to these rare mountain delicacies in front of us.

Seeing that everyone was together, Wei Langtou cleared his throat: "I'll say a few words, first of all, welcome Yang... Master, and Miss Shen came to the shop, it was shining, haha, this first glass of wine, I wish Master Yang and Miss Shen a happy mood here, all their wishes come true, what they want to do, this glass of wine is dry. ”

Wei Langtou squeezed my eyes obscenely, and as soon as I tilted my neck, a large glass of liquor with three taels of liquor was poured into my mouth and swallowed.

Old Wei Tou'er and those men all heard the hidden meat in Wei Nut's toast, and they all laughed rudely, and scrambled to dry the liquor in their glasses.

Shen Han pretended not to understand, and symbolically took a small sip of Wei Langtou's self-brewed persimmon drink in the cup, and then stretched out his chopsticks to pick up the vegetables as if nothing happened, but his left hand without chopsticks pinched my thigh under the table.

Ho, as soon as I took a cool breath, I saw Wei Hammer, Old Wei Touer and others looking at me suspiciously, so I quickly tilted my neck and poured a glass of beer into my mouth to hide my embarrassment.

As soon as I put down my wine glass, Wei Langtou stood up again: "Good things come in pairs, I'll have another glass, this glass of wine is for Master Yang and Miss Shen, let's drink for the first time, even if it is a bar that deepens the relationship, I'll do it first." ”

Old Wei Tou'er also stood up with a cup: "I'll take a sip." ”

said that it was to accompany him, but the old Wei Tou'er also dried up the cup.

Hey, I'll look at Shen Han, Shen Han looked at me, I bared my teeth and smiled bitterly: "Sister, for the cause of the party-state, do it." ”

As the saying goes, wine is a poison that pierces the intestines, and if you drink too much, you will vomit, but many times, this wine is also a lubricant for communication, a few glasses of wine in the stomach, Wei Langtou, Lao Wei Touer, and their group of brothers showed the rough and heroic nature of the people in the rivers and lakes.

"Hey, man, where are we sleeping?" I also drank upright, and hugged Wei Hammer, who was also red-headed and up-faced, and began to call him brother.

"Ah, I have a room here, you and your younger siblings can choose whatever you want, just spread out and tidy up, no problem, you have to do it." Wei Lang's eyes were straight, and he looked at me with drunken eyes and smirked.

"Sister, do you hear me, hehe" I was also a little drunk and excited, so I turned my head to look at Shen Han and smiled evilly.

"Virtue, if you dare to pretend to be crazy through alcohol, I will make you miserable for the rest of your life." Shen Han glared at me disdainfully, got up and went to choose a room.

Looking at Shen Han's curling back, I stood up and saluted leisurely: "Please rest assured, I will stand guard for the chief tonight, you can sleep steadily, hehe"

Shen Han turned his head with a smile, looked at me who had lost his feet and wanted to drill under the table, and smiled: "You stand guard, then I really want to sleep, don't worry, I will plug the door from the inside." ”

"No, what do you mean, you still plugged the door from the inside, what do you think of me, it's really, it hurts my self-esteem too much." I burped and muttered discontentedly.

"What's the matter, it's awkward, I won't let me go to bed." I don't know when, the old Wei Tou'er who was so drunk that he couldn't open his eyes also survived, and stretched out his arm to clamp my neck, and his mouth was about to bite my ear, "Brother, this girl can't get used to it, you have to clean it up, don't fight for three days, just go to the house to uncover the tiles, I see this girl can't move and make your face lose face with you at every turn, this is okay, hurry up, hurry up, it's early." ”

"Well, talk of experience, talk of experience, no, did you tell your son that this is also the case." Anyway, Shen Han didn't plan to take care of me, he had already gone to sleep, and he was idle, so I stuffed a cigarette to Old Wei and prepared to grind with him for a while.

"My son, fuck it, it's all about calves, I don't even have a girlfriend yet, don't mention him, I'll get angry at the mention of him." Old Wei Tou'er seemed to be really anxious about his son's marriage, and when he mentioned this stubble, he suddenly became angry, and pulled me to open the conversation.

"Ah, it's okay, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, don't worry about it, eh, maybe tomorrow morning, when you wake up, you will become an old man, hehe" My words are pure nonsense, but I am just making fun of Lao Wei.

However, even I didn't think that my mouth would really open up, and what would work for me.

I don't know when, I was carried to a guest room by a few men in a daze, and I fell on the bed and slept darkly.

When the sun was up, I was woken up by a noisy sound outside the room, because I drank too much last night, after I woke up, my eyelids were heavy, my mouth was bitter, and my whole body seemed to be scattered.

Shen Han, I turned over and sat up after a "flutter", his uncle, could it be that some drunkard was drunk and cowardly, and wanted to take the opportunity to plot against Shen Han.

Thinking of this, I rushed to the door of the room with an arrow step, and just as I was about to open the door and rush out, the door was vigorously pushed open from the outside, and I was caught off guard, and was hit in the face by the thick wooden door, and I fell on my back.

"Oh, you let him sleep a little longer, you're glued together all day, it's still a few minutes away."

"Kaizi, your uncle, you eat and drink fat here, but it's hard for me....... Kaizi, Kaizi ......"

Before I passed out, I vaguely heard two voices that could make my heart swell up every time, one was Shen Han's, and the other was his uncle's, how did it seem to be a fat man's ghost.

I don't know how long it took, I felt a chill on my forehead, very comfortable, I opened my eyes, oops, and then scolded, "Your uncle, which grandson attacked me with a black hand just now." ”

"Hehe, Kaizi, don't scold the street, it's me, accidental injury, pure accidental injury." A big swollen face appeared in front of me with a big smile on his face, and he shamelessly reached for the cigarette in my trouser pocket.

"Holy shit, you're a fucking human or a ghost, why did you come out of here?" Seeing the appearance of the person who came, I cheered and gave the other party a bear hug at once.

That's right, the guy in front of me with a dusty face and lips bursting is the dead fat man who "Meng is not out of focus, and he is not away from Meng", it's just that we took a shortcut and took the waterway, and he and Wei Er were stunned to go around the dry road, why would they appear in Qiqian Village with us back and forth.