Chapter 95: Staying in a store is also lively
A person drank three bottles of 50 degrees grassland stuffy donkey, what is the concept of that? You drink three catties of water to try, you have to be held up to breath, not to mention three catties of 50 degrees of strong liquor, no wonder the driver ran away like a ghost, drinking like this, he had to drink blood in the urine.
I squatted down and looked at the fat man's swollen face a little speechlessly: "Brother, I'm the driver, I won't run, I'll find a flower pot and cut your head directly, to see if you are Ultraman who came to Earth to carry out the secret mission of saving the inferior distillery in makeup." ”
"No, I also wondered, since the last time I came back from the cemetery behind my bungalow, the amount of alcohol has suddenly increased, why don't I get drunk, you think I have some terminal illness, right?" The fat man himself was a little confused, and looked at me suspiciously, as if he hoped to use the distress hotline.
When the fat man mentioned the cemetery behind his bungalow where the ghosts of those who died during the Cultural Revolution were buried, I suddenly remembered that the fat man still had a trace of Xu Yujing in his body.
"Senior brother, after we find a hotel to live in, I will set up the altar to help you test it to see if it is related to the spirit that Xu Yujing gave you." I patted the fat man on the shoulder, half comforting him, half trying to satisfy my curiosity.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot about this file, it seems that ** is not far from ten." The fat man's mentality is absolutely good, I just said it casually, and he forgot the sorrow just now in a blink of an eye, got up and jumped on one leg with a smile and went to find shoes......
This unintentional dog thing, I was defeated by his naivety and no shoes.
Lin Fei'er didn't pay attention to the nonsense between me and the fat man, but took out the GPS locator and fiddled with it for a while, then pointed to a wide and smooth asphalt road in front of her, and said, "We crossed this provincial road, and after walking for about 20 minutes, we arrived at the town of Baori Hiller." ”
"No, why didn't you just let the driver send us to the ground, isn't this idle?" I'm going crazy, on such a hot day, I don't sit in a car, and I go to Baori Hiller with my legs, is this girl forgetting to take medicine when she goes out?
"Sitting in the bright Mitsubishi into the town, you are afraid that others will not pay attention to us, right? You think it's a movie, blindly chasing sensational effects. The more low-key and unnoticed we are, the better, which is an essential quality for a member of Group 17. "After Lin Fei'er finished teaching me and the fat man, she didn't even pinch us out of the corner of her eyes, and took the lead towards the provincial road with her bags on her back.
"Look at what, you are willing to show off the mountain cannon, let's go in a daze." As soon as Lin Fei'er was gone, the fat man pulled his shoes and pushed them over, and then he didn't forget to turn around and tease me.
"Look at your cheapness, born with a broken appearance, ten years early will definitely castrate you and send you to the palace for further study. And you, Chai Huo Niu, give a smile and your endocrine disorder will be disrupted, right? I still love to teach people at every turn, and you have the ability to persuade Jin Sanpang to return the pressure cooker to Obama. I hatefully followed behind, cursing them both in a whisper.
If you want to say that this town of Baori Hiller, it looks quite far away, but as I walked, I saw one after another coal trucks appear in sight, needless to say, the town of Bao Ri Hiller has arrived.
According to the information that Yin Chuanshan had prepared for us before, this Baori Hill is Mongolian, which means "brown hill" in Chinese, and belongs to the Chenbalhu Banner of Hulunbuir City, with a population of more than 20,000.
Despite the fact that there are not many people in this town, it has a total coal reserve of 10.5 billion tons, and the grassland resources are abundant, and there are many kinds of wild animals and plants in the territory, which is a good place for tourism and sightseeing. With so many good things concentrated in one town, it's hard not to think about it.
Therefore, when we finally stood on the street of Baozhhil Town, looking at the endless stream of luxury cars one after another, as well as the rich Mongolian mixed Russian style buildings, we couldn't help but feel from the bottom of our hearts: The coal bosses in these provinces are all beaten, and they are really rich.
"Okay, don't be emotional, let's find a place to live first. No, I wondered, why don't you men move when you see a good car, is it so attractive? Lin Fei'er was very puzzled when she saw me and the fat man looking at the luxury car and salivating.
"Huh." I looked at Lin Fei'er, and then looked at the fat man who was still dizzying at the appraisal of luxury cars, and a small revenge on them couldn't help but pop up with thorns: "What, if you want to say that I haven't seen the world, I can't move when I see a good car, I admit it, you can say that the fat man is too, you are wronged." ”
When the fat man saw me lift him up so in front of the girl he liked, the guy was so happy, all the fat in his body trembled with the high-frequency movement of the nerves in his face, just like skating (taking ice) and convulsing all over his body.
Seeing that the fat man couldn't help but be happy, I blinked, and then said: "The fat man is obviously looking at the little girl sitting in the car, oops, that guy is dressed, all of them are like dry Lulu, eye-catching, really eye-catching." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the fat man immediately withdrew his gaze, and a swollen face that was smiling like a donut just now turned blue in an instant, first glaring at me angrily, and then looking around, presumably looking for bricks.
"Alright, if you don't want to sleep on the streets tonight, go ahead and grind your teeth here. I don't care anyway, I have folding tents in my backpack. Lin Fei'er sat on the backpack and looked at me and the fat man with a smile.
"Come on, don't make trouble, it's the tourist season, and every hotel is full, so we really have to hurry." As soon as Lin Fei'er said this, I also reacted and couldn't help but get anxious.
Speaking of this Hulunbuir prairie, the four seasons are distinct, and the winter is particularly long, and its golden travel time is nothing more than a few months from August to October. Therefore, there is a famous saying in the local tourism industry, 9 months to sharpen knives, 3 months to kill people, which means that these 3 months are pointed to make money all year round.
We were here at this time, just in time for the tourist season, and even the family hotels were overcrowded, and the owner wanted to convert all the rooms into train sleepers. Even then, there are still some tourists who have to sleep in their cars.
However, the conscience of heaven and earth, this is really because there is really no place, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the "strong and strong, firm and long-lasting" housing prices that are rising more and more suppressed.
Without further ado, the three of us slipped away from four or five hotels, and all we got was a unified reply from the reception lady: I'm sorry, Mr. (Miss), our room is full, I'm really sorry.
"It seems that we are really going to sleep on the streets, oh my God, I want me Wang Yifei to be a talent, Yushu is in the wind, I didn't expect that one day I will fall to the point of sleeping on the streets, woohoo, how can I be embarrassed, how can I be embarrassed?" Walking out of the 5th hotel, the dejected fat man looked up to the sky and roared, attracting passers-by to watch.
"What's the matter, brother, I heard you shouting that you want to sleep on the streets, what's the matter? The wallet was stolen by the silver. In the crowd of onlookers, a middle-aged man in his fifties seemed to be very enthusiastic, and took the initiative to talk to the fat man in a thick Northeast accent.
The fat man saw that his street scene lyricism actually attracted so many people, and he was stunned for a while, and said that this Chinese are willing to watch the excitement and are willing to inquire about how the problem can not be changed, you can say that he is enthusiastic, to say that he is a deep-rooted small citizen hunting mentality, it is not an exaggeration, anyway, it is a bad habit that is not welcome.
"Oh, what are you fooling around, look at this fat man, with a fat head and big ears, and a mouth that flows oil, he looks like a liar. Eh, look at it again, aren't there still a man and a woman standing next to him, it must be his accomplice, let's go, what do you owe to your son? Next to the middle-aged man, a chubby woman holding his arm whispered to him as she dragged him out of the circle.
The woman didn't speak loudly, it was basically a whisper, but the fuck thing is that since Deacon Cui forcibly bought and sold the land and forcibly took the soul of the old landao liar and gave it to me, my organs all over my body have become extremely sensitive, so I can hear the eldest sister's private words clearly.
This is nonsense, we just can't find a place to live, and vent our dissatisfaction with passion, but we were misunderstood as a fraud gang.
Seeing that there are more and more onlookers, they are about to jam the traffic, and if this situation continues, 110 will have to be recruited for a while, and I think something is happening.
I was also in a hurry, so I ran over without saying a word, hugged the fat man, and then shouted at the onlookers who were still watching with relish and guessing where the fat man was a liar: "Run, he is a martial madman, he just smashed the front desk of the hotel, and the big flower pot smashed the head of the security guard to the point of bleeding......
Before I could finish speaking, the crowd of onlookers disappeared without a trace in an instant.