Lin Fei'er glared at me and the fat man fiercely, pulled the car door and sat in the co-pilot's seat, and said to the driver: "Master, I am the Lin Fei'er you want to pick up, thank you for your hard work." Also, these two guys have foot and mouth disease, and you open the trunk and stuff them in there, or they shouldn't infect you, really. ”

The driver buddy was so honest that he really got out of the car and rushed at the two of us, looking at the posture, he really wanted to stuff us in the trunk.

The fat man and I knew that this Mongolian man played wrestling when he was a child, and if he really caught his clothes, the fat man and I really couldn't do him, so we quickly shook the person, squeaked into the car, and sat honestly in the back seat, not daring to say anything more.

The driver sat back in the car with a smile, turned around and smiled at us, then turned on the ignition and drove the car away like a mad cow in the grassland.

Riding on an off-road vehicle on the vast prairie, looking up at it is blue? The sky of people, looking down at the green ground that makes you cry, the feeling of flying freely is one word: cool and crooked!

"In this kind of picturesque and relaxing moment, without wine, it is really the most painful thing in life." I licked my lips and took a sip of the light and tasteless mineral water in my hand, a little regretful.

"What do you say? Anda (Mongolian: friend), on the grassland, no wine is like no gas in the car, no ticket in the pocket, and it is not happier than being a widow. "When the driver heard that I was going to drink, he immediately got happy, and he spoke a Chinese accent in Jinzhou.

As soon as I heard the driver's words, I was also happy, and quickly pulled him by the shoulder and asked, "No, brother, it seems to be a joke to hear you say, right?" What's the matter, take it out and take two bites. ”

"Hehe, in the back box, develop it yourself." The driver didn't look back, just pointed behind him with his thumb.

I lay on the quilt and leaned back, lying in the trough, neatly stacking two large boxes of quacky pure 50-degree "grassland stuffy to the donkey". If you want to say that this wine is too domineering, taking a sip is like swallowing a red-hot iron skewer, hot from the esophagus to the dung door, if it is paired with some grassland hand mutton, that guy is more noisy than eating viagra, ** burn himself.

As soon as I heard that there was wine, the fat man also came to his senses, squeezed me aside, and as soon as he fought with one arm, he dragged a box of "grassland stuffy donkeys" to the seat, and there was an unexpected gain: under the wine box, there was also a vacuum-packed roast leg of lamb.

"uncle, brother, you're too well prepared, well, if there's another big girl, it's an RV." The fat man got carried away and began to run the train with his mouth, and the meat and vegetarian were all bald.

However, when he realized that there was still the goddess Lin Fei'er in his heart sitting in front of him, he quickly bit his tongue and pretended to be dumb, but he regretted it too late.

Lin Fei'er turned her head, and looked at the fat man with a small face as if she had a tightened bow: "Brother Fei, why is it high before you drink it, and you can't wait to show your true face?" ”

As soon as the fat man was squeezed by Lin Fei'er, he immediately became like a bladder that had been drained of water, deflated eggplant, wilted and shrunk on the seat, not daring to get nervous again.

"Haha, your Han daughter-in-law is really powerful, she always controls her husband and doesn't let her drink, our Mongolian people are different, my husband can drink, he is a man, and he can control the rouge horse." It seems that this driver buddy also always runs tourist routes, and his mouth is quite slippery, and when it comes to rouge horses, he also takes a narrow look at Lin Fei'er, which should mean a metaphor for Lin Fei'er's fierce woman and violence.

"Oh, brother, bosom friend, what's that, when you get to Baori Schiller, my brother invites you to go down to the restaurant and have a good meal." As soon as I heard that the driver misunderstood Lin Fei'er as his daughter-in-law, this guy made the fat man beautiful, and immediately asked the driver who "had eyes and no beads" to eat nonsense, as if that buddy was old and did what he said.

What does it mean to rush to the doctor when you are sick, what does it mean to ask ghosts and gods without asking the common people, what does it mean to be blindfolded by love, and what does it mean to be confused by lard...... The fat man is a typical short-circuited two-goods stupid estrus tendon syndrome induced by ignorant love stimulation.

Lin Fei'er knew that in this atmosphere where men were the majority and there was nothing to do, girls, especially beautiful girls, would definitely be treated as a "topic", and the more you contradicted them, the more energetic these wolves became, so she wisely chose to remain silent.

"My uncle, do you still have a minimum bottom line of being a man, why are you still swallowing it alone, fuck, if you are not careful, you will turn around." The fat man is beautiful, looking back at me squeaking a sip of wine, a mouthful of meat, eating and drinking is called a pleasant, and he is in a hurry, and he pounces on me to fight for control of the roast leg of lamb.

"Oh fuck, you snatch it, eh, my teeth, my teeth are all broken......" I was tearing the leg of lamb with my mouth open, and the fat man came up and grabbed it, and the outstanding toughness of the Hyrule lamb almost knocked out my deep front teeth

"Come on, buddy, you can take a bite too, don't all cheapen this calf thing." The fat man was quite righteous, and after snatching my leg of mutton, he didn't forget to reach out and handed the driver a bottle of "Prairie Stuffy to Donkey".

"I want to die, you still let the driver drink and drive!" Lin Fei'er couldn't help but speak, and as soon as she reached out and snatched the wine bottle, her pretty face was pink, she was really angry.

"Senior brother, you deserve it, I think you're really going crazy, haha" Seeing that the fat man was repeatedly embarrassed by Lin Fei'er, I fell on the seat, and I was overjoyed.

"Alright, there should be a limit to your nonsense, just enough, understand?" Lin Fei'er stared at me and the fat man with a pair of big eyes that were moving when she was angry, and it seemed that she was really angry.

"Okay, okay, girl, look at you, don't keep making yourself so nervous, the mentality of a 20-year-old and a 40-year-old, why bother, besides, let's go out this time, can we live......" I suddenly realized that there was still a driver, and stopped talking in time, "Hehe, just relax this time, okay?" ”

Lin Fei'er seemed to be moved by my sincere words, and turned around silently, looking thoughtfully ahead.

I sat in the back with the fat man, you fought for me to drink spirits, gnaw on the leg of mutton, soon a little bigger, the fat man opened his clothes, revealing a big belly of white flowers, pulled his neck and began to sing Hulunbuir Prairie: "My wish is in the sky, there is a vast prairie in the sky; In the vast grassland of the world, white yurts are scattered by the river; My love is in the high mountains, and deep in the mountains is the majestic Great Xing'an......"

The fat man's singing skills are really not flattering, but in the atmosphere at the time, his hoarse voice seemed so desolate and melodious, so unrestrained, so that the driver and I couldn't help but sing a harmony: "Hulunbuir Prairie, white clouds are floating in my heart, Hulunbuir Prairie, my beloved and my ......"

Under the dual effect of liquor and singing, I gradually fell into a chaotic dreamland. In a daze, a flash of thought suddenly popped into my head: If your life is spent in this state of beauty and wine, chasing horses and singing, wouldn't you be very happy?

When I was sleeping soundly, I was woken up by a strong push, I opened my eyes unhappily, stretched out my foot and was about to kick the fat man (I thought it was the fat man who did it, who did this annoying thing), but Lin Fei'er, who was standing at the car door, hammered an elbow on the middle acupoint, and the whole leg was paralyzed at that time, of course, the person was awake all of a sudden.

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm sleeping, I thought it was a fat man tossing me again. What's the matter, it's here? I looked at Lin Fei'er, who was on alert, smiled wryly, and quickly got up.

"Well, it's time to get off." Lin Fei'er smiled and waved her hand to let me slip out.

I yawned unsatisfied, cramped and got out of the car, and saw the fat man holding the driver's hand and not letting go, and I had to go to the restaurant with someone to have a good drink.

The fat man was really enthusiastic, but the driver couldn't live or die, and he was so anxious that his face was full of sweat, so he knelt down and begged for mercy for the fat man.

Lin Fei'er saw that the drivers were about to cry, so she motioned for me to persuade them.

I watched the two brothers bounce hand in hand like a big god, and it looked like a coke, so I walked over and said, "Brother, since the fat brother sincerely invites you, you can give me a face." ”

As soon as he saw me passing, the fat man became even more energetic, and shouted at me: "Kaizi, grab him, don't let him run." ”

When the driver saw me passing, he misunderstood, because I was helping the fat man tear with him, and he was really anxious, and he fell over the shoulder, and the fat man was firmly smashed to the ground and grounded, and then ran back to the car in three steps and two steps, turned the front of the car and ran.

After running for less than two steps, the driver slowed down, poked his head out and shouted at us: "The fat man is too good to drink, I can't do it, thank you." Then he was gone.

The fat man was choked enough, and his shoes were thrown out all the way, but he was like this, lying on the ground and his mouth was not idle: "Fuck, these days, it's so difficult to invite a guest, and I'm bored to live." ”

"No, what's wrong with you, scaring this guy like this?" I looked at the fat man who was unhappy with the boss and asked very curiously.

"I'll go, he's not a, what can I do with him? Don't you just want to take two mouthfuls with him and compare the amount of wine, as for this, give me a big back span, oops, I'm all falling on my tail. "The fat man was aggrieved, and he thought about it, he was kind enough to invite others to dinner, but he was thrown on his face and hit the ground first, and no one would be depressed.

"Hey, no, how many bottles of wine did you say you drank in the car?" I pondered it carefully, there was something wrong with the product, this dead fat man has a nickname, called Wine Leaker, which means that no matter how much you drink, it will be like leaking out.

"Oops, and there are no hard dishes, so I dealt with three whole bottles, and I really can't drink it, it's boring to drink alone." The fat man looked at me with an innocent expression.