Chapter 38: The Death of Shatuoling
"Roll the ball, grass your uncle, remember to talk to me next time, what jb street fighting, are you fucking called a green skin liu hooligan to fight in a group? Of course the messenger is going to arrest you! Yang Yi looked at this rebellious young man who was dedicated to challenging social order and good customs as the foundation of happiness, and he was about to be depressed.
"Just kidding, eh, someone, no, there's a ghost." Wei Ergou was stunned and pulled Yang Yi to hide in the dark.
Sure enough, Yang Yi also heard a sound of squirming footsteps, and at the same time, a crisp girl's voice came: "What ghost is so bold that he dares to trespass on Shatuoling and disturb my grandmother's cultivation, and he won't get out." ”
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou saw that their whereabouts were exposed, so they had to walk out in a daze, and saw a little girl about six or seven years old, with a delicate and cute appearance, looking at the two of them with a round face, pretending to be majestic, and couldn't help but laugh.
Wei Ergou smiled and said, "Little sister, hello, what's your name?" ”
"Impudent maniac, don't be hippie and smiley, tell me, what are you doing here?" The little girl didn't get caught by Wei Ergou's sugar-coated cannonball, and continued to ask.
However, it seems that the little girl's words should have been taught, so the little guy thought hard while talking, and the childish and serious appearance made Yang Yi and Wei Ergou laugh.
"Little sister, don't be afraid, we were trapped in quicksand, can you tell us how to get out?" Looking at the little girl, Yang Yi felt a little heartache inexplicably, such a cute little girl appeared in the underworld, undoubtedly a ghost, I really don't know why she died, can't God take care of innocent children, it's really unreasonable.
"If you want to go out of Shatuoling, you must get my grandmother's consent, or else, hey, grandmother won't let me talk to strangers more, you better go and ask my grandmother." After all, she is a child with a kind nature, and when the little girl saw Yang Yi and Wei Ergou smiling, she quickly treated them as good people, and unconsciously said that she had leaked her mouth, and after realizing her mistake, she hurriedly ran into the depths of the crypt.
Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were very fond of this little girl, and couldn't help but follow.
In the depths of the cave, there was a heavy white gauze tent, and the figure of the little girl quickly disappeared into the white gauze tent.
After passing through several layers of gauze tents, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou saw that behind the translucent gauze tent in front of them, there was a group of graceful women in neon clothes dancing to the music, and the little girl was snuggling in the arms of a woman who was sitting upright.
"Well, in Xia Yang Yi, this is Wei Ergou, I took the liberty to disturb, I was really scared." Although Yang Yi couldn't see the appearance of the woman sitting upright, he also guessed that she should be the grandmother in the little girl's mouth, so he imitated the lines learned in the costume TV series and gave a respectful salute.
"Hmph, where did the fake Taoist priest come from, he can't even make the most basic starting gift, it's ridiculous." Behind the veil, there was a cold rebuke.
"How did you come to this Shatuoling, there were still accomplices on it, say!" The woman continued to ask, in a stern and domineering tone.
"Mmmm, we do have accomplices above, my master is on top, he said it, he didn't deign to come down, sent us as representatives, and casually said hello to you and let us come over, that's the original words, right, noodles?" Wei Ergou thought about it, since Uncle Li was not kind, let the two of them come down and suffer this crime, and he didn't think about it himself, so he deliberately raised Uncle Li's identity, wanting to provoke the woman to go up and reason with Uncle Li.
"Who is your master, you don't know etiquette so much, no wonder you teach apprentices like you, it's really crooked at the top and crooked at the bottom!" The woman snorted coldly, her tone very disdainful.
"Hehe, my master's name is Li Shiqi, and the people in the rivers and lakes call the jade-faced Pan Anli Shu'er, hehe" Yang Yi is also a young man, and he is very playful, and he also followed Wei Ergou and began to coax.
"Who? Who is your master? As soon as the lady heard Uncle Li's name, her voice suddenly became sharp.
"Li~~~Shi~~~It." Wei Ergou sold it now, and repeated Uncle Li's name again.
"Where is he, where are the others?" The woman suddenly got up, and in the blink of an eye, she walked through the white curtain and appeared in front of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou.
The woman wore a white cloth with a shoulder support, a large inlaid gown, and a green tweed with a blue face and a thin wool vest with lace and silver and red silk. Dahonggong crepe jacket pants, Qingxing cloth pants, tied with a colored silk lace trouser belt, two silver bottles, the fiery red bag must be dragged in half, although the face is cold, but it is difficult to hide the nobility of temperament.
Looking at this beautiful woman who acted faster than a ghost, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou were both stunned, and said in their hearts, how could this woman react so much when she heard Uncle Li's name, wouldn't it be so unlucky to bump into Uncle Li's opponent and enemy, right?
"Dude, we seem to have messed up, I'll go. What, run when you see the opportunity, don't you hear? Wei Ergou approached Yang Yi's ear and whispered.
"Run a fart, can you outrun this one, let's do it when the opportunity comes." Yang Yi looked at the frosty beauty and said with a forced smile.
"Come on, two little cubs, where is your master?" The beautiful woman looked at her outstanding temperament, but her temper was extremely irritable, and seeing that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou did not speak, she actually stretched out a pair of plain hands, grabbed the necks of the two of them respectively, and asked.
"Uh, don't be impulsive, let me ask, what is the relationship between you and my master, if you seek revenge, we, as his apprentices, are willing to bear it for my master." Wei Ergou is really a gentleman, in the face of that beautiful woman, his words are impassioned, and even Yang Yi can't tell whether it's true or not.
"You are also worthy? Say, "Where is the old ghost?" The beautiful woman's face became colder and colder, and there was murder in her eyes.
Although the beautiful woman's face was fierce, Yang Yi could obviously feel the excitement in the beautiful woman's heart, and even her body trembled slightly, and she couldn't help but move in her heart, feeling that there was some emotional entanglement between this beautiful woman and Uncle Li.
As soon as he thought of this, Yang Yi suddenly felt a wolf in his heart, no wonder Uncle Li watched himself and Wei Ergou fall into the quicksand but did not help, it seems that Uncle Li was clearly afraid of meeting this beautiful woman, so he asked the two of them to come down and stand up and send a letter to this beautiful woman first.
Thinking about this, Yang Yi was relieved, so he smiled lightly and said, "Uncle Li is outside, you can go up and see him yourself." ”
"If you dare to lie to me, you will definitely let your three souls and seven spirits suffer from the fire of the earth." Although the beautiful woman's words were harsh, it was still difficult to hide the fluctuations in her heart, let go of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, and disappeared as soon as her body turned.
"Are you a human, this is not a big gun, you betrayed your master so quickly, you are too unsophisticated." Wei Ergou glanced at Yang Yi dissatisfiedly and teased him.
"You know a hair," Yang Yi glanced at Wei Ergou and suddenly smiled, "I feel that between this woman and Uncle Li, well, there must be something, there must be something, if you don't believe it, you will know it." ”
"No," Wei Ergou ate a pound this time, "With this woman's appearance and temperament, she and Uncle Li will have something, where the hell is this reasonable, the cabbage has made the pig arch, hehe"
"Grass, what the are you talking about, are you going to die?" Yang Yi gave Wei Ergou a slap, "Okay, let's go up too, witness Uncle Li'er's twilight love, seriously, I also think that Uncle Li is an old cow eating tender grass, this woman, the age gap between Uncle Li and Uncle Li is not ordinarily big, hehe"
"Eh, wait a minute, what did you say just now, you know Mao, no, are you sure you are really from the Qing Dynasty? How do I feel that you and I are from the same era? Embraced by Yang Yi, Wei Ergou asked with a puzzled face while walking out with Yang Yi out.
"What are you talking about, I don't understand, I had smallpox when I was a child, which affected my speech, Uncle Li said that I have a big tongue, you must be a bad listener, a bad listener, hehe" The smile on Yang Yi's face was a little stiff, and cold sweat flowed down the back of his neck, secretly frightened, so that he couldn't let this look natural, but the dead fat man who was better than a monkey saw the flaw, and there was such a thing around him in the future, so he really had to be careful about everything.
"Brother, I'm afraid." Yang Yi and Wei Ergou had just taken two steps when they heard a childish call behind them.
Looking back, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou saw that the cute little girl was standing behind timidly, looking at the two of them pitifully.
"Hehe, little sister, my brothers have something, so let's give you a toy, okay?" I don't know why, Yang Yi has a natural sense of closeness to this little girl, and he really can't bear to refuse the little girl, but after touching the body for a long time, except for the short sword that came from the tomb, there is only the Pisces jade pendant left, so he has to take it and hand it to the little girl, hoping to make her happy.
"Ah, brother, I'm afraid, I'm afraid ......" I don't want the little girl to cry out in horror when she saw the jade pendant, and her jade-like white little face showed an extremely painful expression.
"Pull it down, you don't have a life when you see it, how can you play this for children." Wei Ergou looked at the embarrassed Yang Yi and smiled, pushed him away, took out a Snickers frame from his sportswear and held it up in front of the little girl, and said with a smile: "Come on, little sister, eat, this is definitely Meimei's favorite, hehe"
The little girl took the Snickers and instantly burst into laughter, her smile was like a ray of warm sun, which made Yang Yi and Wei Ergou also infected, and their hearts were warm.
"Little sister, do you know how to get out of here?" Wei Ergou looked at the little girl and began to be seductive.
"It is said that the poor wear skin, the rich wear mink, and the hooligan wears Armani, you really know how to get stitches, and even the little girl is fooled." Looking at the fat man who was smiling like a wolf grandfather, Yang Yi said sarcastically from the bottom of his heart.