Chapter 92: Pigeons released by fat people
Therefore, whether it is about the personal friendship between master and apprentice, or considering the retreat after retirement, there is no reason for Daoist Xuan Zhenzi to dig a pit for Yin Chuanshan and stumble. What's more, with the cultivation of Xuan Zhenzi Daoist, I am afraid that he has already regarded the worldly name and lock as dung and filth, where will he dig out his mind on this and act like a villain.
I secretly blamed myself in my heart, I really shouldn't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, this kind of thought, thinking about it, is a great disrespect to Xuan Zhenzi.
However, what was the real intention of the old fairy when he said this? Of course, later I finally understood the good intentions of Daoist Xuan Zhenzi, but I had already paid a terrible price, and forced me to follow a Hong Kong ghost movie "Ghost Invasion of the Underworld", breaking into the underworld alone to save people, and almost buying one with one, almost leaving myself with Uncle Li as a companion.
Besides, after leaving the room of Daoist Xuan Zhenzi with a belly of doubt, the fat man and I followed the guard and went back to Yin Chuanshan's office as if playing with a snake, and walked head to head with Lao Huo, who was just about to go out.
As soon as he saw Lao Huo, the fat man's two small eyes of black sesame paste (eye mush, that is, eye feces) suddenly became bright, and moved up and down on Lao Huo's body, and the scorching posture was almost ready to be barbecued: "Hey, girl, don't go, it's better to meet by chance, right, what, let's discuss the details of the action again, right, Commissar Yin." ”
As soon as I saw this dead fat man saw the old fire, it was like a mung bean fly seeing the blood of a black dog, a full of smiling and smiling faces, very ashamed of his person, and said that you just hit the bitter kiln and released it, I haven't seen a chick for a few days, right, do you say that you are like this, and you are dragging people to stay in the house, at best, it is more than two eyes, what advantage can you take advantage of.
However, when my eyes shifted to Lao Huo, who was not blocked by us at the door and in a dilemma, I knew why the fat man was so obscene: it seems that love beauty is the nature of girls, and this old fire is busy in the short break, not only a little powder, which makes a pretty face of Yasai Liu Yifei more and more enchanting and feminine, but also changed into a goose yellow tight-fitting sportswear, which makes the figure of the devil more and more concave and convex, very sultry.
Seeing Lao Huo looking at us with a very strange look, I coughed a little embarrassed, not only to remind the fat man not to lose his temper too much, but also to cover up his gaffe.
His uncle, they all say that heroes are sad and there are no beauties, this is really not a copycat, otherwise a Hongxia girl can put down a high-ranking official and giant, this red face pulse is really domineering.
If Bai Xiaosheng rearranges the weapon spectrum, the most powerful weapon in the world must be a woman's...... Hehe, you know.
Seeing the three of us crowded at the door to play against each other, Yin Chuanshan was also puzzled, and considering that the fat man's reason was understandable, he said: "Well, what Xiao Wang said makes sense, so let's take up some more of your precious rest time, and then discuss the main details of your actions tomorrow." ”
Seeing Yin Chuanshan speak, Lao Huo had no choice but to turn around and return to the office, and the fat man's treacherous plan succeeded, so he naturally followed with a satisfied smile, so unhappy.
"Just now, I discussed it with Lao Huo, you should first go to Baori Hiller Town to try to find clues, after all, the Mobi Water Purification Bottle has appeared there, and this is also the only clue we know so far, there are dates or not, you have to fight three rods before you die." Yin Chuanshan put his hands behind his back and began to assign tasks.
"If there is nothing special to discover, you should immediately rush to the place where the Tian Brigade had an accident, which has now been developed into a tourist area, with a large number of people and complex compositions, which may bring a lot of unexpected difficulties to your work, and you must be mentally prepared for this." Yin Chuanshan looked down like a leader speaking, thought about a few words, and then looked up to see our reaction.
As soon as Yin Chuanshan looked up, he saw that Lao Huo and I listened very carefully, that is, the fat man's eyes were scanning back and forth on Lao Huo's body like a wiper.
"Xiao Wang, do you have any other opinions?" Yin Chuanshan suddenly stopped talking and asked the fat man, wanting to embarrass him a little.
"Ah, opinion, what opinion, oh oh, you ask me what my opinion, haha" The fat man reluctantly retracted his gaze and turned to Yin Chuanshan, "What, I have no opinion on what you said, but there is one thing, there are thousands of people in the family, and there is one person in charge, when we go out on a mission, we encounter disagreements or something, there must be a leader who makes a final decision, right?" ”
If you want to say that this dead fat man is really Lu Bu, ah, no, it's Lu Duan's big thing and he is not confused, don't look at the natural stupidity that usually looks like a hanger and loves to be stupid, but often at critical moments, a sentence can be planed to the ancestral grave, I secretly give a thumbs up to the fat man, you are awesome, give it a boost!
Yin Chuanshan was obviously a little surprised by the fat man's clever reaction, and nodded subconsciously: "Yes, yes, this question seems to be small, but it is very important, so what about your opinion?" ”
Yin Chuanshan is worthy of being a political commissar, and he is really skilled in playing football in case of trouble, and he threw this hedgehog back into our hands at once.
"Well, since the main purpose of this mission is to use psychic skills to get in touch with the Tian team, I'm not fighting for power, and besides, there's no right to fight for, right, so I think it's better for the fat man or me to be in charge, after all, we still know a little bit about spells." I spoke first, in fact, I didn't mean anything else, I just think that Lao Huo has been in the 17 groups for a long time than us, and he has been doing this line of work all year round, and his way of thinking and behavior must be extremely rigorous, harsh, and true.
"I object, although this mission is mainly to find the Tian Corps, but the enemy is hiding in the shadows, and will inevitably do everything possible to interfere with our mission, and we can't rule out the possibility of fighting in close combat, so I think it is more conducive to protecting everyone's personal safety with me as the team leader." Lao Huo spoke concisely and clearly, but his attitude was resolute and unyielding, and he had no traditional virtues of lady's three obedience and four virtues.
"Hehe, this is starting to needle the tip of the wheat, this is not very good." Yin Chuanshan came forward to play a round and tried to resolve our contradictions.
This old fritter in officialdom really knows how to control people, first provoked the contradictions of the people below, and then he came forward to adjust, so that he always held the initiative and obeyed.
At this moment, the fat man opened his mouth again: "Oh, what are you fighting for, I think so, let's also learn from the decaying and declining capitalist countries, and have a democratic vote." Of course, you don't count Political Commissar Yin, as far as we all vote to decide, what's the matter? ”
As soon as I heard the fat man's suggestion, I almost didn't laugh out loud, this guy is too inauthentic, Lao Huo, the fat man and I voted, and I can think of it with my toes in my hands, and the two of us must beat Lao Huo 2 to 1.
Yin Chuanshan couldn't refute the fat man's seemingly fair suggestion for a while, so he had to look at Lao Huo: "What do you think?" ”
"Fair play, I agree." Lao Huo was really unambiguous, and agreed in one bite.
"Okay, then each of you writes a note with the name of the recommender, puts it on the desk, and I'll announce it on the spot, okay?" Yin Chuanshan turned to ask me and the fat man for their opinions.
The fat man and I both nodded, for a sure-win election, I don't even have the patience to go through the motions, I know what the ending is, and I have to pretend to make a comparison, so why bother
The three of us each found a corner to write a note, and I looked at the fat man, who was looking at me with an ambiguous face, and smiled very ...... Fake, that feeling is clearly a knife hidden in a smile.
Playing tricks on a little girl, do you have such a sense of accomplishment, I suddenly feel that this is a bit excessive, especially for a girl like Lao Huo, it is really a bit of a victory, but at this time it is already on the bow, and it is too late to regret it.
After collecting the notes, Yin Chuanshan opened them one by one, then looked at me and said slowly: "According to the voting results, the team leader is by." Yin Chuanshan patted my right arm with his hand, "Lao Huo, I hope you can support her work." ”
"What?" It's like I'm kicking the door with all my strength, but the kick is empty, and this guy dodges himself.
I glared at the fat man angrily, this dog thing with heavy color and light friends, no need to ask, it must be that he turned against the water, and secretly voted for Lao Huo, otherwise how could Lao Huo succeed in counterattacking?
Ho, when I think of this, this makes me angry, my heart is about to turn out, and I wanted to give him a few hard words to be embarrassed, but I said a classic quote at the level of the second grade of primary school: "Who are you with?" ”
Just my childish sentence made Yin Chuanshan, Lao Huo, and the fat man who kept laughing secretly laughing.
The fat man looked at me with contempt: "Fuck, what are you fighting with a girl, you can't be a gentleman, comrade, pay attention to quality." ”
This team leader is dispensable, and I have just felt a little inauthentic about the two old men teaming up to bully a girl, so when I saw the fat man squeezing me seriously, I knew that he was giving me the stairs, so I pushed the boat down the river, haha laughed, and this matter is over.
Fortunately, Lao Huo also knew that the fat man and I both belonged to the kind of kind people who had no intention and did not care about fame and fortune, so this small turmoil did not affect our interest, but drove away the sleepiness, and simply continued to study some details of action.
"By the way, did you forget something?" Yin Chuanshan suddenly reminded us.