After experiencing a small election turmoil, we were talking about it with Lao Huo, when Yin Chuanshan suddenly said: "By the way, have you forgotten something?" ”

Forgot something? I looked at Yin Chuanshan with some doubts, I was thinking about what I had dropped, and then I thought about it, no, just me and the fat man, who "left the two money in my pocket overnight and am sorry for the market economy", in addition to having absolute property rights to the body with one fur given by my parents, in addition, I have no long things, I am so poor that I jingle and make a noise, and I have the heart to sell my body at the end of the month, what else can we forget.

Seeing the chaos on the faces of me and the fat man, Yin Chuanshan said solemnly: "Your mission this time is extremely dangerous, it can be said that it is full of murderous opportunities, the future is uncertain, and it is likely to encounter all kinds of unpredictable dangers, so I think it is very necessary to prepare a ...... for each of you."

When Yin Chuanshan said this, the fat man and I couldn't help but have our eyes lit up, and said in our hearts that although Yin Chuanshan is an old bureaucrat and politician, he is finally kind, that is, the emperor is not a hungry soldier, let us take such a big risk, we have to prepare some advanced equipment for us.

However, Yin Chuanshan's next sentence, hey, almost didn't let me and the fat man foam at the mouth and smoke on the spot, it is estimated that if Lao Huo hadn't watched from the sidelines, the fat man would have been able to lift his clothes and cover Yin Chuanshan's head, and then kick him with a big leather shoe on his head.

I really don't blame the fat man for being rude about this, just this Yin Chuanshan? After a long time, when he saw that the fat man's appetite and I were getting high, he changed his voice and said lightly: "You should prepare a pseudonym for each of you in order to hide your true identity." ”

Seriously, Yin Chuanshan's behavior of talking big and making small money is so shameful.

His behavior is like a female elephant screaming in the delivery room for a long time, not knowing and thinking that she is going to give birth to ten or eight kangaroos, but just when the big guy is full of expectations and ready to witness the miracle, the mother elephant wilts and lays a flea, which makes you stunned and delirious.

Despicable, it's too despicable, what's wrong with you being the political commissar of Group 17, don't bring such a playful person, right?

As soon as he saw me and the fat man there, both of our eyes changed color, as if they were about to bite, Yin Chuanshan was still puzzled, and asked us vigorously: "What's wrong with you, you're not feeling well?" ”

"It's okay, I ate too much lunch, my heart is blocked, hum" The fat man gritted his back molars, and squeezed out two sneers that seemed to cry but not cry through his nose, he was really mad.

"Young people always act spontaneously, trying to be happy for a while, really." This Yin Chuanshan didn't know whether he was really confused or pretending to be confused, but he continued to discuss the matter of our pseudonym with relish.

"You are all cultivators, you should know that this pseudonym is actually not trivial, Dai Li's life was due to a lack of water and soil, all aliases had to bring water, but, just before his plane crashed, Yuan Jibin, an assistant in the secretary's office, didn't believe this, and deliberately drafted a water-deficient and mountainous pseudonym Gao Chongyue, wanting to see what would happen, but Dai Li's then burned to death due to the plane hitting the mountain." Yin Chuanshan didn't know which sheep he smoked, but he seemed to be really interested in this pseudonym.

"By the way, when is the birthday of the two of you, I'll see what you lack in the five elements, and you can make up for it in the pseudonym." Yin Chuanshan looked eagerly at me and the fat man.

"We brothers don't care about anything, you just say it's okay." I'm speechless, such a trivial matter that has nothing to do with the point, but Yin Chuanshan is entangled endlessly, is it interesting?

Seeing that our attitude was not very positive, Yin Chuanshan seemed to be a little anxious: "You must not take pseudonyms lightly, you must know that in our business, sometimes a pseudonym can pick up a life." ”

"Okay, okay, know you're looking out for our safety, okay? However, you also think about it, ah, I fell second, but this fat man grew up in this pile, and it is difficult to guarantee that he can meet acquaintances in Baori Hiller Town, when people hear it, isn't this Wang Yifei, why is it called Wang Jingwei again, is it a crime or a debt? It's a misunderstanding, and the gains outweigh the losses. "I was afraid that Yin Chuanshan would be entangled in this issue again, so I quickly sealed his mouth.

Seeing our resolute attitude, Yin Chuanshan sighed helplessly: "Since you are so persistent, you can only ask for more blessings." By the way, Lao Huo's pseudonym still needs to be used, I think it's better to use Lin Fei'er. ”

Lao Huo was noncommittal, which can be regarded as acquiescence.

"Lin Fei'er, this name is very nice, very poetic, eh, this can't be your real name, right?" The fat man seemed to not miss any opportunity to get tired of the old fire, and then asked for this pseudonym, and began to talk to the old fire again.

Lao Huo smiled faintly: "The name is just a ripple of the wind blowing across the water, whether it is true or false, it is always an illusion, so why bother to distinguish the real from the fake?" ”

The fat man listened to Lao Huo's philosophical and poetic answer, and he didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only show an embarrassed smile and nod his head in agreement.

Fortunately, with the lyricism of Lao Huo, the matter of me and the fat man's pseudonym has finally been overturned. It wasn't until a long time later that I was secretly glad that I had been prescient in refusing a pseudonym and had been able to help us save our lives.

It seems that in the dark, everything is predestined.

Besides, we listened to Yin Chuanshan's pseudonym, and before we knew it, the time had reached 6 o'clock in the morning, looking at us without tirelessness, Yin Chuanshan nodded vigorously: "Okay, let's go, I hope to hear your good news as soon as possible." ”

There were no flowers, no applause, no strong spirits, the fat man and I, as well as the old fire with a travel bag and a three-piece sports suit, no, it was Miss Lin Fei'er, so quietly left the base and embarked on an unforeseen journey to find Tian Qigong.

"Team leader, team leader, let's not just go to Bao Ri Hiller, this big sun is like a pan, and it won't bake people for a while?" After walking a few steps against the scorching autumn sun, the fat man who was already sweating began to pee and play.

"From now on, you must remember two things, first, we are backpackers who come to Baori Hiller for sightseeing, and second, I am not the team leader, we are worthy of each other's names, and we must give the impression that we are just a few playful young people as much as possible, understand?" Lin Fei'er didn't speak loudly, but she had a categorical and indistinguishable domineering spirit.

The fat man has always been a man is water, a woman is a fish, not to mention a mermaid like Lin Fei'er, naturally he let the fish flutter vigorously in his Wang Er's love water, and he has no regrets when he flutters and bubbles. Therefore, Lin Fei'er's order was to nod like pecking rice, and her neck was about to shake off the chain.

"Understood." I also replied, because I knew that when it came to fighting ghosts and hunting demons, Lin Fei'er might be inferior to me and the fat man, but if it was about the tricks of the agents, a hundred of me and the fat man would not be able to catch up with Lin Fei'er, so I decided to respect her orders in everything.

After all, only three people working together can make a profit. Otherwise, how are we going to deal with the enemies who are secretly sharpening their knives and preparing to kill us?

Seeing that we respected her very much, Lin Fei'er's handsome face like a rose couldn't help but flush a touch of rouge, and the fat man was drunk and infatuated, and it was difficult to restrain herself.

Seriously, at that time, I was really afraid that the fat man would reveal the true colors of the labor "silver people", a hungry tiger pounced on Lin Fei'er, and then performed the peerless martial arts in the **** such as the roots of the old tree, Guanyin sitting on the lotus, etc., and changed himself from a boy to a man, then I really have no face to see people.

Fortunately, the dead fat man is a person with an ID card who has had the experience of being a teacher and preaching and solving doubts, and he also knows how to be affectionate and polite, and after caring about lewdness for a period of time, he will be pressed back into the cavity by the soul that God has washed with mysterious laundry detergent, and he has restored the virtue of the previous brain-dead fan, and he never leaves Lin Fei'er's side, just like a little eunuch.

"The fat man is right, we really won't go to Bori Hiller, right?" I wiped the sweat of my frightened head and said to Lin Fei'er.

Lin Fei'er looked at me and the fat man, and a mischievous smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "I haven't been tired of a girl, you two old men are bitter, are you embarrassed?" ”

Speaking of bickering, although our buddies are not professional players, they are also considered black belts in the amateur group, so I bared my teeth and replied: "You really can't pick on us, why, when have you ever seen a 20 (Beijing 2020 jeep, known for its bulky and gas-guzzling) able to run a Ferrari, right?" ”

"That's it, not to mention that my 20s also have a tow bucket." The fat man used his hands to shake his big belly, which looked like two car inner tubes were tied, and he lost no time in helping me beat the side drum.

Seeing me and the fat man singing and harmonizing, Lin Fei'er shook her head helplessly and smiled bitterly: "Hey, I really have a headache when I have a partner like you." Okay, Commissar Yin has all arranged, and there will be a car to take us to Baori Hiller. ”

Before Lin Fei'er could finish speaking, a Mitsubishi off-road vehicle came from far and near, and stopped in front of Lin Fei'er with a strange scream of sudden braking.

The young driver in the car rolled down the window, revealing a typical Mongolian face with black and red, and asked in stiff Chinese: "You are the friend of Director Zhang of the Flag Tourism Bureau, what is your name?" ”

The fat man and I listened to the Mongolian driver's Chinese, which was somewhat like the Jinzhou accent and the end of the speech was picked up, and felt very interesting. ”

The Mongolian driver was very realistic, and he didn't know that we were making a toothpick with him, so he was so anxious that his face was red, and he quickly stammered and explained: "No...... Yes, yes, Director Zhang and you, friends, I'm here to pick you up, you misunderstood. ”