Sleepy? What sleep is confused?

Li Lanying, who doesn't like to think like Zhang Shifei, seems to be more suitable for him to go straight, seeing that such a strange thing happened after he slept at home, and that Zhang Shifei was still grinding with him, he couldn't help but be a little annoyed, so he scolded Zhang Shifei: "Sleep a fool!" I said split heads!! Don't you know?! ”

At this time, the whole class quieted down, and the two thieves in the back seemed to be arguing, who wouldn't want to watch it with this excitement, but their move made Li Lanying feel very unhappy, and he who was angry didn't care what was going on, he immediately played his true colors, and turned his head to those watching the play and shouted: "Look at the, what's so good?!" Turn it all over for me!! ”

His attitude was very tough, and some of the boys in the class seemed to feel very shameless, so someone stood up and said to Li Lanying: "Look what's wrong!?" ”

"What's wrong with you!!" Li Lanying didn't stay in the class for too long when he went to college, so that he didn't recognize all these classmates, and he didn't know this kid when he stood up, but when he saw someone talking, it was undoubtedly adding fuel to the fire for him, so he pointed at the kid and scolded: "You look at JB when we talk, and I don't accept it and go out to practice alone!" ”

Obviously, in the case of not knowing the situation, Li Lanying was really angry, and his appearance was a little similar to that of the Shaolin abbot, with a face full of horizontal flesh and a burly body, so that kid didn't dare to squeak anymore, just sat down and stared at Li Lanying with vicious eyes.

Li Lanying didn't leave him again, but said to Zhang Shifei: "Say, what's going on, can you be happy if you don't go to work separately?" ”

"Who the hell is the split?" Zhang Shifei had a strange expression, and then said to Li Lanying: "Lao Li, don't scare me, what's going on, are you knocking on the medicine?" ”

When Li Lanying heard Zhang Shifei say this, she immediately scolded again: "I'll knock your uncle!" Don't you know each other? I'm talking about Cui Zuofei! ”

Zhang Shifei shrugged his shoulders, and then said to Li Lanying: "Who is that?" Your friend?? ”

"What a joke!!" Li Lanying was about to collapse, but the expression of right and wrong was very serious, not like he was talking nonsense, Li Lanying had no choice, he had no choice but to grab Zhang Shifei's collar, and then said to him: "This is not funny, Fu Zetang, we have been working there, catching the egg demon!" ”

Zhang Shifei let him grab the collar and didn't resist, but said to Li Lanying with a little crying and laughing: "Boss, you won't be sleepy." ”

Am I sleeping? How is this possible!! Li Lanying saw that Zhang Shifei said this, and there was no way, so she had to loosen the collar of his clothes, and then sat on the chair again, and fell into deep thought, why, such a strange thing happened after falling asleep, who else am I confused, what's the matter, do I seem to be in a daze?

Thinking of this, Li Lanying patted a young man in front of her, the young man was stunned and didn't dare to look back, Li Lanying was already angry, thinking that what was going on, even these grandsons ignored themselves, so they didn't care about themselves? So he didn't hesitate, he pulled the young man's clothes back fiercely, the young man had to smile bitterly, he understood that this surnamed Li was not easy to bully, so he said to Li Lanying with a smile on his face: "Brother Li, what's the matter?" ”

Li Lanying didn't talk nonsense to him, but just said to him: "I remember that you are the squad leader, and the earliest one who comes every day is your broken urge, tell me, when did I come?" ”

Hearing him say this, the young man obviously felt a little aggrieved, originally, I don't remember when you came, but he didn't dare to offend Li Lanying, so he had to say to him: "Clothes, clothes, what, don't you remember?" ”

"Less nonsense, talk fast!" Li Lanying felt like he was about to explode, he let go of his hand, and the guy suddenly felt a sense of relief.

Then the lad said to him, "You came about half an hour ago, drunk, as if you had been drinking, and kicked the door...... Ah no, I pushed the door, pushed the door and went straight to this table after pushing the door into the house, and fell asleep on my stomach. ”

Kindness? Is that so? Li Lanying blinked, and then asked the guy again, "Then why did you go back to school again?" Is there a class reunion or the principal hanging up to celebrate? ”

When the young man heard him say this, he couldn't help but look at Zhang Shifei, Zhang Shifei shrugged his shoulders at him, so the young man smiled awkwardly, and then said to Li Lanying: "Brother Li, don't be joking, we haven't graduated yet." ”

Li Lanying was stunned for a moment, he thought to himself, what's the matter, is it April Fool's Day, is it Christmas, is it the 500th anniversary of Mussolini's birth? Could it be the wedding anniversary of Socrates' mother-in-law's soda sandwich? Otherwise, it wouldn't be so out of tune, right, it must be so!

He really couldn't accept this joke, at least as a normal person, he couldn't accept it at all, but this fact was too cruel, so cruel that he couldn't believe it, so he looked at Zhang Shifei again, Zhang Shifei nodded at him, and then said: "You are indeed sleepy buddy." ”

Man, you're making a bit of a joke.

But Li Lanying still didn't believe it, and saw him say to Zhang Shifei: "Okay, you wait, I'll give you a call, if you let me know that this is you fooling me, see if I don't beat you to death!" ”

After that, Li Lanying took out his mobile phone, and then flipped through the phone book, but he didn't find it after turning it up and down four or five times, but this was not enough to make the fat man feel discouraged, fortunately, he still remembered the mobile phone number at the other end, so he dialed it while looking at Zhang Shifei, and after two beeps, the phone was connected, and he only heard a kind woman's voice on the other side of the phone: "Hello, this is the Lily Dumpling Restaurant, may I ask if it is an order." ”

I'll order your sister!! Li Lanying was about to collapse, and under Zhang Shifei's somewhat inexplicable gaze, Li Lanying said into the phone: "I'm looking for a split, what about a split?" ”

"Well, okay, a split double swallow (two roast pigeons), and something else, thirty-two, our family makes a unique Northeast (stewed eggplant in sauce) is good, come to one, if you want to send rice."

Li Lanying was silent, is this a dream? He subconsciously hung up the phone and pinched his face, his hand felt very elastic, and his face hurt amazingly, it was not a dream, then, this means that the one he used to be was a dream???

What the hell is wrong with this world??

What kind of Fuze Hall that sells Buddha statues, what kind of black-bellied man Mr. Cui who has facial paralysis, what Yi Xinxing who has a cannon in his right hand, what five hundred demon eggs, what Ran Xi, what Chen Tuan, what Yingzhou, what peacock, what black bear, what electrocution, is it all a dream?

Suddenly, he felt like his head was in such a mess that he lost his ability to judge for a while, and if it was a dream, it would be too real! Li Lanying can even recall what the taste of the bamboo shoots she knocked in Yingzhou was like, but if it wasn't a dream, where would she be now?

Could it be that it has crossed over??

Li Lanying's mind suddenly appeared a very classic line in a certain novel: Li Lanying returned to the summer when she was in college anyway, she didn't know how old she was, crossed the boundary of time and space, stood on this side of time, and faced the past that once made him cry, how can Li Lanying regain her regrets step by step, in this era, like an eagle and a falcon, drawing a brilliant arc?

Make no mistake!! How is it possible to cross over!! How can it be so out of tune!! The tragic Li Lanying, he is not like Zhang Shifei, this fat man's brain capacity is not very big, under this cold stimulation and crankiness, his head is even more chaotic like a ball of jujube and eight-treasure porridge.

What's the matter, he lay on the table, scratching his hair with his hands, Zhang Shifei on the side couldn't look at it, so he sat next to him and said to him: "What's wrong with you, how did you come to school today, did you encounter something, it's all brothers, if you hide anything from me, don't blame me for turning my face?!" ”

Li Lanying heard Zhang Shifei say this, so she turned her head to look at him, and saw that Zhang Shifei was wearing a very scratched bag, which was exactly what he was dressed when he was in college, Li Lanying smiled bitterly, and his heart was a little more settled, he thought in his heart Forget it, anyway, now that Lao Zhang is by his side, love is as good as it is.

He is a person who hates complicated things, in fact, it doesn't matter to him if he thinks about which dream is it, at least it's real now, so he shook his head and said to Zhang Shifei: "No, I had a dream just now, I dreamed of ............"

"We'll talk about that later." Zhang Shifei interrupted him, and then said to him with a smile: "I see that you have broken down by drinking all day long, how about it, go work with me?" ”

"Work?" Li Lanying was stunned for a moment, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "Do you still have a job?" ”

After Zhang Shifei heard what he said, he smiled, and at the same time walked to the corner of the wall where a toolbox and two fishing rods were raised, and then said to Li Lanying: "Of course, otherwise what am I doing at school?" ”

Dizzy, it turned out that this grandson wanted to go fishing, Li Lanying finally remembered that Zhang Shifei, a birdman, threw a large number of fry and fish into the artificial lake of the school when he was in college, and then squatted on the lake all day long to fish and play.

Sure enough, is this true, Li Lanying sighed, anyway, now his mind is messed up, instead of staying in this teacher who can suffocate people crazy, it is really better to go to the lake and take a breath of fresh air, so he nodded, then lit a cigarette, got up and pushed open the back door with Zhang Shifei, and when he was about to go out, Li Lanying subconsciously glanced back, only to see that the hustle and bustle in the class had resumed at this time, and those people looked at him like a monster, which made Li Lanying very unhappy, Especially the kid who was scolded by him just now, he was still looking at Li Lanying with a vicious face at this time.

"Look at your uncle." Li Lanying raised her middle finger at the kid a little helplessly, and then turned around and walked out of the teaching building with Zhang Shifei.

Their school environment is quite good, compared to the general university to appear a lot more elegant, bookish is very full, at this time it looks like summer, the road on both sides of the flowers, scratching the bag of small bees and flowers and butterflies dotted among them, the two of them walked for about five minutes, on the artificial lake, Zhang Shifei's fishing position is next to a big willow tree, the sun umbrella and the small folding stool are placed there in advance, Zhang Shifei sat on the small folding stool, and then turned over the toolbox, drifting, bait, hooking.

Li Lanying sat on the ground against the big willow tree, looking at the sparkling artificial lake, he has never been able to integrate himself into the current reality, is it really a dream, Li Lanying smiled bitterly, it may really be, how can there be ghosts and monsters in this world, and egg demons, alas, these are too fake, just like the plot in a novel, two stupid men, inexplicably involved in a farce to save the world, Li Lanying thought of this, smiled self-deprecatingly, and then sighed, I thought about how good it would be if this dream could have an ending.

Forget it, a dream is a dream after all, why bother to worry about what the ending is, Li Lanying thought about it, and then figured it out, Zhang Shifei on the side saw the fat man frowning for a while, smirking for a while, so he put down the fishing rod, and said with some concern: "I said Lao Li, what's wrong with you, don't scare me and tell you." ”

When Zhang Shifei said this, his expression was serious, because he had a brother named Li Lanying, and it was harmless to fight and scold each other's ancestors, but when something happened, they were still reliable with each other, Li Lanying saw that Zhang Shifei cared about him, so he didn't think about anything anymore, I saw him wave his hand at Zhang Shifei, and then said: "It's okay, I had a dream just now, the old elder has a dream, don't say it, come, give me a rod, I'm bored to stay and fish for a while." ”

Zhang Shifei saw him say this, so he didn't care too much, anyway, he had a lot of fishing rods, and he casually formed a hand rod and handed it to him, the fat man said that the earthworm was set on the hook, and he flung it, the fishing line flew far away, and the dripping hole fell into the calm artificial lake, Li Lanying sat on the ground, holding the fishing rod in his hand, but he didn't know what he was thinking.

Time passed minute by minute, and after a while, Zhang Shifei seemed to be bored, so he asked Li Lanying: "I said Lao Li, what dream did you have just now, can you tell me about it like that." ”

Li Lanying thought for a while, then smiled bitterly at Zhang Shifei, and said at the same time: "I just now, that dream is bizarre, first I dreamed that the two of us peed under the telephone pole, and finally conducted electricity, and because this went to a place called Yingzhou, and we all became beasts." ”

"You've become a brute." Zhang Shifei smiled at the fat man and scolded: "Your dream is really boundless." ”

Li Lanying also smiled, he looked at the fish drift that trembled slightly on the surface of the lake, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "But isn't it?" Well, it's not something I can control, but in that dream, I became a black bear, and you became a long-tailed chicken. ”

"You're a chicken." Zhang Shifei took a sip at Li Lanying, Li Lanying smiled, now he didn't scold Zhang Shifei Yaxing, just smiled at him and said: "The real thing, in the dream, we also met an old lamp, saying that we were immortals, and then taught us how to become honest." ”

Zhang Shifei was happy when he heard it, he put down the fishing rod, and then said to Li Lanying: "Your dream is really interesting, and it is estimated that it is good to write a book." ”

"What's good, it's so, I can believe it's true in my dreams." Li Lanying sighed, as soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the fish float on the lake suddenly sank down, and there was a fish! Li Lanying hurriedly dragged the hand rod net, and at the same time as a heavy feeling came, what was brought out of the water was the cotton leather boots that had been tattered.

Li Lanying carried the fishing line, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "I really don't understand, why are there cotton shoes in the artificial lake?" ”

Zhang Shifei smiled, and then said to him: "It's normal, those miscellaneous pieces, why don't you throw them in...... By the way, go on, and then what's wrong, what did you dream about again? ”

"These unqualified students." Li Lanying threw the leather boot back into the lake as she spoke, and with a snap, there was a lot of splashing, and after re-arranging the hand, Li Lanying continued to tell Zhang Shifei what he met in his dream, and he said to Zhang Shifei: "Later, later it was even more bizarre, saying that we returned to Harbin again, and were coerced by a paralyzed person, and the head seemed to have a good background, as if it was Mr. Yin and Yang, not to say what kind of savior we were, let us kill monsters." ”

“…… It's really too unscored. Zhang Shifei looked at Li Lanying, and then said to him: "Do you usually watch too many TV series or novels to have this kind of dream." ”

Li Lanying shook her head, and then said to Zhang Shifei: "How is it possible, you know me, I don't even read a word when I read comics." ”

Zhang Shifei replied with a smile: "That's right, okay, don't think about it, it's all a dream." ”

Hearing him say this, Li Lanying nodded, indeed, it's all a dream, don't worry about anything anymore, in fact, this is not bad, if it really looks like in a dream, how tired it is, and save the world, whoever you love will save it.

But having said that, Li Lanying still has no spirit, not a single fish has been baited, and Li Lanying is facing in her heart whether these fish are also asleep.

Time continued to pass minute by minute, the two of them had a sentence without a word, more often, Li Lanying still looked at her fish drift, her heart was blank for a while, she didn't know what to think, her heart was empty, this feeling was disgusting, what the hell, if only I came out now and let me beat it up, Li Lanying thought in her heart.

Just when it was looking at the artificial lake in a daze, suddenly, a big rock flew from nowhere, and smashed directly into the middle of Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying's fish drift, with a bang, the lake was smashed out of the boss's ripples, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying were immediately furious!!

This is really whatever you say, Li Lanying thought in her heart, only to see him immediately stand up, then turn around and scold: "What, who, don't you have long eyes, haven't you seen fishing!?" ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a hint of foreboding, he frowned, and saw that about twenty people appeared in the direction behind him, all holding pickaxes and other things in their hands, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying saw this scene, and they were still idle fishing, so they threw away the fishing rod and faced those people.

The one at the front of the crowd, Li Lanying knew, but he didn't know his name, because this grandson was the grandson he had scolded in the class just now, I saw the guy come forward, and then sneered at Li Lanying and said, "I heard that you are crazy?" ”

I'm crazy about you [***] matter, Li Lanying snorted coldly, and said to the young man: "What do you mean." ”

The young man shook his head and continued to sneer: "It's boring, it's just that you scolded me just now, shouldn't you apologize?" ”

Apologize? Li Lanying also sneered, he put on a rogue expression, and then said to the young man: "Apologize? I won't, why don't you teach me? ”

The man's face suddenly became gloomy, and he pointed at Li Lanying's face and scolded: "Li Lanying, right, I know you, I heard that you are very good in this school, tell you, don't think that having two stinky money is great, if you don't apologize for this today, don't think about walking out of the school gate vertically!" ”

As he spoke, the group of people behind him all raised their pickaxes and looked like they were about to do it, Zhang Shifei saw this scene, so he whispered to Li Lanying: "Lao Li, this time it's a little unbearable, you scolded others first, the hero doesn't suffer dumb losses, or apologize to him." ”

Originally, Li Lanying didn't think anything, if that kid came by himself, it is estimated that Li Lanying would really apologize to him, but he didn't expect him to attract so many people, which made Li Lanying a little unacceptable, yes, this is to see me bully!

The surname Ren in Li Lanying's bones popped up again, and he saw him scolding at the kid: "you, let me apologize, it's impossible, you are going to fight me alone, are you a man?!" ”

"Heads-up?" The guy laughed, then pointed at Li Lanying and said, "It's a group of us who pick you up, idiot." After the young man finished speaking, the group behind him let out a burst of laughter.

At that time, Li Lanying was angry, and vented it together with the disgusting energy in his heart just now, only to see that he didn't say a word, and went up directly with a kick, and that kick just kicked the young man's stomach, kicking the young man and rolling his eyes, seeing that the young man was injured, there were several good people behind him who couldn't help it, and scolded Li Lanying and Zhang Shifei.

Fortunately, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying have fought a lot since they were children, so there is no chaos, they stood back to back, Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly at Li Lanying and said: "This fight can't be fought, let's run." ”

Li Lanying nodded, and then said to him, "Let's go with the flow." ”

As he spoke, he flew up and kicked the kid who rushed to the front to the ground, and then quickly picked up the pickaxe that the kid had dropped on the ground, and roared at those people!

Li Lanying was already aggrieved in his heart, and now he just found an outlet, so he wanted to fight it well, but he didn't understand that this brawl would be the most regrettable in his life, as for how to regret it, and listen to the next breakdown.

(To be continued)