Unlucky, like drinking cold water and being able to drink cigarette butts, unlucky is like wanting to fart but accidentally pulling it into your pants, unlucky, like being able to be a dead man in a dream.

Zhang Shifei now thinks that he is really unlucky, he looks at the big long face in front of him is like cell division, from one big long face to three big long faces, he can't help but feel a deep headache, and he said that this broken growth is quite similar to Li Yong, but you must know that this is completely different from the effect of one Li Yong becoming three Li Yong, and the words of three Li Yong are at best just shouting the lucky 'yes' to the camera, but the words of three big long faces are estimated to make Zhang Shifei experience what real luck is.

Harbin is an empty city, as if it is a huge stage, the giant tiger in the sky looks down on them, the eyes are full of hatred and viciousness, the wind disappears, takes away the noise, as if it also swept away the vitality, the clouds in the sky have stopped moving, and time seems to be frozen here.

His uncle, this is completely outrageous! Zhang Shifei smiled bitterly, but if you think about it, this is reasonable, because this is in a dream, even if it is outrageous, it is real.

At this moment, I saw the three big long faces waving their hands together, and a steel thorn that had been used before appeared on their hands again, with a smiling look on their faces, Mr. Cui saw that they were about to attack, so he clenched his fists, and then whispered to Zhang Shifei: "Don't be afraid, it's just two more, I can handle it alone." ”

After Zhang Shifei listened to him, he swallowed and spitted at the mouth, and then put on an indifferent posture and said to Mr. Cui: "It's okay, three against three, at least it's fair." ”

But as soon as he said this, he saw that the bodies of the three Xiao Qi shook again, from three to seven at once, Zhang Shifei was shocked, and then subconsciously said: "Okay, it seems that this grandson doesn't want to play fair with us at all." ”

This is a veritable lucky six plus one, Mr. Cui heard him say this, and an embarrassed smile suddenly appeared on his face, and at this moment, the group of Xiao Qi who seemed to be made by cloning technology moved, and they screamed and waved the steel thorns in their hands, and pounced on Mr. Cui and Twelve.

There may not be fairness in this world at all, seeing them coming, Mr. Cui gritted his teeth, then leaned forward, released the fist of his right hand, clenched into a claw, and was the first to meet it, and shouted at Zhang Shifei and the twelve at the same time: "I'll try my best to deal with a few, and I'll leave the rest to you!" ”

Hearing him say this, Twelve also dragged his fat body and rushed over, Zhang Shifei hurriedly followed, only to see that Mr. Cui turned his right hand sideways, and the black snake fairy bone exploded again, and the black arrogance was drawn towards the group of big long faces, but because they were too scattered, this blow only hit four, and three big long faces jumped to avoid the fairy bones, and Twelve saw the opportunity to stop two more, and the rest of the one naturally belonged to Zhang Shifei.

Mr. Cui really made a lot of money this time, I saw that there was no more joking expression on his face, and as soon as he waved, the yellow skin that had been watching the play quickly ran over, and it went directly to Mr. Cui's body, turning into a yellow gas, Mr. Cui roared, and started a battle to the death with the four big long faces.

To say that this is really evil, although the egg demon Xiao Qi has changed from one to seven, but the demon energy on their bodies has not changed at all, it seems that it is the strongest in this dream, this is not wrong, Mr. Cui fought hard and tied with the four big long faces, but the egg demon twelve was not so lucky, and the two big long faces just passed a photo, and they fell into the wind, and they could only rely on their rough skin and thick flesh to support it.

Zhang Shifei held the Tang knife in his hand, looked at the big face that had already pounced in front of him, and his heart was horizontal, so he shouted and slashed down!

This knife is really good, at least that big long face is a chance, it saw Zhang Shifei coming head-on, so he raised the steel thorn in his hand to subconsciously block, and a crisp sound came out of the distance.

At the same time, Li Lanying woke up.

To say that Li Lanying is also quite unlucky, since she came back from Yingzhou, it seems that nothing has gone well, she is often ghosted, and the cultivation of fairy bones is not yet at home, the most annoying thing is that she also met the egg demon, and now she has a kiss mark on the lower side of her neck that looks like a skin disease.

It's okay to go to work usually, and he can still talk to Mr. Cui and them to kill time, to be honest, he really doesn't care much about his curse, maybe it's the relationship between the movies he watched before, how majestic this demon is, beating those righteous people or gods one by one, sometimes Li Lanying will also think, if she falls into the devil, will she be like that?

But whenever he has this idea, he will look at the nostrils on the side, and the idea in his heart will naturally be dispelled, just kidding, he understands that now is not a question of prestige or not, you must know that prestige has an egg, and the split head once clearly said to him that if his second tribulation is fulfilled, Mr. Cui will be the first to kill him.

It's still important to live, it's also a way to survive, so Li Lanying never dared to think about what his second tribulation would be like since then, gradually, he has adapted to the fact that he has two bodies, just like Zhang Shifei, but he is still a little different from Zhang Shifei, that is, he doesn't have much motivation in his heart, he was once humiliated by the egg demon fifteen, and he thought about becoming stronger and taking revenge, but his surname is good and evil, and he didn't hold on for a few days, and he couldn't find the direction again.

Now what can make him persevere, I'm afraid that it is to let his good brother get rid of the curse of not being able to soak in the girl, I have to say that the short time of working in Fuzetang has also made a lot of changes in Li Lanying's heart, but he has never been able to raise his energy, it used to be okay, he could soak a little girl or something after work, but after the incident of Xiaoba, it also caused a shadow in his heart, and now the little girl does not dare to soak, Zhang Shifei used to laugh at him, saying that he looked like the CEO of Shaolin.

He scoffed at this title at the time, but now he believes it, because he is in this state now, the distance between him and the monk is one with hair and one without hair, whenever he is silent in the dead of night, he will always sulk alone, what do you say is this, at least those monks can still socialize with the nuns, but he can only hold the pillow bare-chested, his uncle's.

Just yesterday, Li Lanying felt very bored after getting up, no one would talk if he didn't go to work, and he didn't dare to go out to pick up girls, so he wanted to have some fun, he felt that it might be interesting to pick up Liang Yun'er with Zhang Shifei, at least someone could talk, so he called Zhang Shifei, but Zhang Shifei told him no, Li Lanying was not embarrassed to say anything, after hanging up the phone, he could only turn on the computer boredly and go on the Internet to have some fun.

But he doesn't know, where is there any fun on the Internet now, it's either poisoned milk powder or poisoned rice, even the pork hot pot material is poisonous, it's all some negative news, let him be so delicious A person who looks at this grievance, he thinks to himself that now in this world, what the can he eat, the basic ones bought on the market are all poisoned, and those petitioners, kneeling at the door of the political axe and being treated as a transparent person, Li Lanying was depressed in his heart, although he had seen this kind of news before, But at that time, he completely regarded these things as fun, but now he does not laugh, because in the past few months, he has personally felt the heat and coldness of the world, and he understands that this is not ridiculous, because don't ask who the death knell is for, because it can ring on everyone's head at any time.

Li Lanying looked at these news, and began to scold the street again, he muttered: How many episodes of news broadcast do you have to watch to make up for it, so he held a jar of honey in his left hand and turned off 163 with his right hand, thinking about watching a video, which Cheng wanted to open the potatoes as soon as he saw the video of a live bear taking bile, this video made his back brush in a cold sweat, this is too terrifying!!

may be due to the relationship between cultivating immortal bones, he himself and the black bear have been assimilated to a certain point, at this time there is still a soup spoon in his mouth, looking at the black bears with tubes in his body, Li Lanying has goosebumps all over his body, and the most annoying thing is that the relevant departments of the company in the back of the video said that their black bears are living very happily, and opposing them to live bears for bile is against the country.

I'll your grandma's big back of the head!! At that time, Li Lanying couldn't help it when she saw this, pointed to the computer screen and began to scold, he thought to himself, what is this, and he is still living happily? Li Lanying looked at the person in the video, and suddenly had an urge in her heart to become a black bear and block the door of his house, yes, you will be happy if you insert a tube in your body!

No way, this is a harmonious society, Li Lanying sighed, the honey can't be eaten, so he turned off the potatoes again, it's really a torture to have nothing to do, he feels more and more, now he is in the house, even the little nanny has already cooked a meal while he is sleeping and left, it is really boring to no, Li Lanying had to wear slippers around the house, left and right, walked into the house and didn't know what to do, maybe the pet dog is like this.

Alas, think about it is still good when I used to go to school, Li Lanying sighed, although he didn't go to school seriously for a few days, but at least there was no trouble at that time, you can eat and play if you want, and you can play if you want to eat, and you can soak if you want, and the most important thing is that you were so free at that time.

People are often unsatisfied beings, always complaining about the present and nostalgic for the past, Li Lanying is like this, although he doesn't know, now, one day it will become the past, at that time, is it still worth remembering now?

In the end, under all kinds of boredom, Li Lanying had to use the last resort to cut this holiday, that is, sleeping, that's right, he thought in his head, as soon as he slept until tomorrow, he would have something to do, so he came to the kitchen first, ate hard, and drank half a bottle of his father's good wine, and returned to his room in a daze after the meal, and then fell on the bed.

In a daze, he seemed to have a lot of dreams, but those dreams were very vague, in the dreams he dreamed of many beautiful women, those beauties were wearing very simple clothes, chasing the naked Li Lanying in a forest full of big fish and meat, which made Li Lanying happy, snot bubbles are about to laugh.

Although he himself couldn't figure out why he was running, his heels didn't obey him, he ran like that, although he was running, but he wished that a woman could run faster than Liu Xiang to catch up with him and knock him down, but just when a woman was about to catch him, this damn dream actually woke up.

He was shaken awake, and in a daze, he couldn't help but raise his head and scold: "Who, so don't have long eyes, are you tired and crooked?!" ”

Zhang Shifei's voice came: "Your uncle and I, or who do you think it is?" ”

Kindness? Lao Zhang? Li Lanying thought to herself, didn't this grandson go to pick up a girl, why did he come to my house? To say that ordinary people disturb the fat man to sleep, the fat man will not be spared, but Zhang Shifei is different, after all, they are each other's only friends, they have come over with a pair of pants since childhood, they are used to scolding each other, and they have never blushed, so he rubbed his eyes, but he did not open them, they were still closed, and at the same time said to Zhang Shifei: "Is it dark, how is it today?" Is it still going well? ”

"It's dark, it's only past seven o'clock." Zhang Shifei said helplessly.

"Seven o'clock?" Li Lanying was stunned, and then he realized that his sleeping position was a little wrong, and he was sitting, so he opened his eyes, and the scene in front of him made him a little unexpected, he was actually in the classroom of the previous university, that's right, it was the classroom of the university, because he hadn't taken a few classes, so his desk was closest to the back door, and he came and went freely.

What's going on? Li Lanying was stunned, he blinked, and saw that all the students in the teacher were there, and the morning light shone in through the window, everyone was busy, or bragging B or playing with mobile phones, and a few stupid x put mp3 headphones in their ears, swaying their bleached hair with the dynamic national wind.

This scene is so familiar, maybe this is the only memory of Li Lanying University, following Lao Zhang, in a class with many stupid B classmates, watching their not poor people snatch their heads for a few bursary places, Li Lanying really wanted to spit out their faces with a mouthful of rhubarb phlegm.

But, it stands to reason that this is all in the past, they have all graduated, why are they all back, and besides, I was sleeping bare-bottomed at home, how could I be dressed and appear here in a well-dressed manner?

Zhang Shifei on the side saw that Li Lanying was in a daze, so he said to him: "Eh, what's wrong with you, you went to bed early in the morning, did you go too far last night?" ”

Li Lanying looked at Zhang Shifei, obviously feeling a little incredible, only to see him say to Zhang Shifei: "Playing fart, how did I get here?" ”

"I'm taking a taxi, big brother." Zhang Shifei said helplessly: "How else can I come." ”

"No, that's not what I meant." After Li Lanying heard Zhang Shifei say this, she thought in her heart, could it be that he drank fake wine at noon yesterday, and it was so strong that he lost his memory? He hurriedly said to him, "I mean why am I here, and why are they coming back, class reunion?" ”

He spoke loudly, because he was born with a loud voice, and the whole class heard him, but no one dared to say anything, maybe they all remembered that this fat man Li was a scoundrel.

Zhang Shifei blinked, and then said to Li Lanying: "What class reunion, are you stupid, ah, why are you here, I am also quite puzzled, why did you remember to go to school today?" ”

Last!! Li Lanying didn't understand Zhang Shifei's words at all, in this situation, his general reaction was to slap the table and stand up and shout, of course, his reaction today was still very ordinary, I saw him slap the table, and then got up and said to Zhang Shifei: "It's not a question at all!" How are we going back to school, don't we have to go to work today? ”

"Going to work?" Zhang Shifei was stunned for a moment, he looked at Li Lanying, just like looking at a monster, after looking at it for a while, he burst out laughing, and saw him say to Li Lanying: "Of course, those little sisters who are waiting for us are waiting for us, but ...... That's good at night. ”

"Foolish fart!!" Li Lanying scolded: "Seriously! What the hell is going on? ”

Zhang Shifei didn't smile this time, his expression was a little worried, I saw him touch Li Lanying's head, and then said, "What's the matter?" As soon as I came, I saw you sleeping on the table, and I greeted you, what kind of anger are you making with me?? ”

(To be continued)