Chapter 112: Names
If you ask Bai Shuo how bad the monkey's sense of time is, he will find that he has no words to describe this damn monkey.
Before dawn, he dragged him and began to climb over the mountains, and every time Bai Shuo asked how far he was, the monkey would reply with a reliable expression: "Soon, soon." ”
Three days passed like this, and when Bai Shuo and the monkey bypassed a mountain beam, Bai Shuo finally couldn't resist the urge to do it himself, and began the sixteenth pleasant exchange with the monkey on the journey.
After the two of them destroyed half of the mountain beams, Bai Shuo, who had a blue nose and swollen face, grabbed the monkey that was worse than himself, pointed to the rough sea in front of him and shouted: "Is your master in the sea!" Believe it or not, jump down, and you'll be a dead monkey in no more than two days! ”
The monkey scratched his head and said with an innocent face: "Come on, it's on the other side of the sea......"
"Monkey, this is Dongsheng Shenzhou, out of here. It's Nanzhan Buzhou! He shook the monkey's body and vented his depression: "Don't tell me you're going to swim over like this, okay?" ”
I really shouldn't have trusted you...... I actually believe in a monkey...... Well, or a monkey jumping out of a rock......
"Can't you swim over?" The monkey looked at him suspiciously: "I usually swim past ......"
"This one, it's different!" Bai Shuo tossed the monkey aside. The monkey jumped twice on the ground and hung his body on the stone wall to look at him.
"This, I can't swim through!"
"Why can't you swim over?" The monkey scratched his face: "How can you ...... if you don't try it"
The more the monkey spoke, the more Pak Shuo's face turned blue, until it was about to turn black at the end, and he let out a helpless scream: "Ah!!!!! ”
If at the beginning, Bai Shuo still had the joy of getting close to his former idol and the expectation of finding treasures, then after three days, he has been exhausted by the monkey's endless strange behavior and strange thinking.
Bai Shuo can be sure that this monkey is a very hateful, terrible, and crazy dead monkey!
The next day, the monkey actually ran to the downtown to rip off the married woman's skirt, wrapped it around his waist, and asked Bai Shuo, who came to stop him: "Why can she wear it, but I can't wear it?" ”
Well, you can't expect a monkey born to receive human education. However, at least let it understand that it is not right to pick people's clothes, especially women's clothes!
In order to correct the monkey's bad habits, Bai Shuo fought fourteen battles with the dead monkey before and after - from the beginning, Bai Shuo relied on his own skills and narrowly won under the monkey's hands; The later it gets, the more pressure the dead monkey puts on him; Until the last game, it even broke out with a power that could not exceed the 'Great Might'.
In this regard, Bai Shuo could only say: It is really worthy of the guy who later played with 13,500 catties of weapons as embroidery needles.
In ancient times, one catty was eighteen taels, that is, 0. 8 kilograms, 13,500 catties is 8,056 kilograms, that is to say, after the dead monkey leaves the school, he can stuff eight tons of heavy things, that is, things that weigh about the same as a Dongfeng truck, into his ears and eyes.
In this regard, the current Bai Shuo can only express worship.
Thankfully, I can still squeeze it a little bit. Even so, Bai Shuo's heart was filled with the thrill of defeating the legend.
Every time he looked at the dead monkey's blue nose and swollen face and rubbing the sore spots, his mind was very happy.
So this time, his mood was a little lighter without exception, and he pointed to the dense forest behind them.
"Cut down some trees, I think, we need to build a raft."
Half an hour later, eight towering trees that had once flourished and were now suffering from unwarranted disasters fell under the hands of Bai Shuo and the monkey, and after being tied together by wire ropes, they were finally tied into the simplest raft.
It's enough for seven or eight children to run on it, and if they're not afraid of falling into the water, they can even play a small football game on it.
It can only be said that the ecological environment of this world is really wonderful, and a tree can become a demon for a few decades, and the size is naturally not a problem.
After wasting three bundles of wire ropes, Bai Shuo let go of his hand and wiped his sweat with satisfaction, and the first raft he had made in his life was finally available.
"Bai Shuo, can this really float? The boats of the people I've seen aren't like this. The monkey asked, nibbling on a wild fruit that he didn't know where it came from.
"Barren Mountains and Mountains, where are you going to find a ship that is willing to take us to Nanzhan Buzhou? And you want people not to be scared away by your appearance. ”
"When can I become what you are." The monkey looked at Bai Shuo's face: "Why are they all monsters, they are not afraid of you?" ”
"I'm human, don't let me correct this anymore, okay?" Bai Shuo sighed helplessly: "Next, don't paddle there, help me put this raft down." ”
"I know, I know. What's so bad about being a youkai...... You have to be a human ......" The monkey dropped the rotten fruit that he had bitten a few bites of, and helped Bai Shuo throw the raft off the cliff.
In the loud noise, the water splashed, and the improvised raft did not fall apart, and Bai Shuo couldn't help but sigh for the help of the gods.
Since the ancestor of Bodhi has a way to make the monkey go in his direction, maybe this will be looking this way from a distance of 1,800 miles.
Thinking of this, Bai Shuo scratched his head a little helplessly, it felt really bad to be peeped at, especially this feeling of being watched by others, but he couldn't get angry.
Shaking his head, after shaking off this thought, Bai Shuo jumped off the cliff more than ten meters away, and was stepping on the extremely spacious raft.
After satisfying themselves to test the strength of the raft under their feet, Bai Shuo and the monkey began to ride on this extremely unreliable raft and began to move forward in the direction guided by the monkey.
The most displeased thing about this is that there is no way to fight on the raft.
Therefore, for a whole day, on the raft full of sails, the monkeys spent their days chatting with Bai Shuo.
"Hey, Bai Shuo, aren't you really a monster? I've never heard of Bai Shuojing."
"Of course not! Bai Shuo is my name! Name! Bai Shuo sighed weakly, looking at the blue sky, but there was a relaxation and comfort in his heart that he hadn't had for a long time.
The feeling of floating freely above the sea is a sense of freedom that has never been felt before. It's a beautiful feeling that you can't feel when you're blind, even if it's enough to be rewarded with an illusion of rewarding points.
It only takes a moment for the feeling of freedom to be remembered.
The monkey looked at the sea under the raft, thought for a long time, and said, "Name? Is it something that people call each other? ”
"yes." Bai Shuo replied enjoying a rare light bath.
"Isn't it good to call the king, the second king? Your name is on my tongue. ”
"Shuo Hui from it, the road is blocked and ......" Bai Shuo opened his eyes and looked at the sun, shaking his head: "Forget it, you can't understand it anyway." ”
"Why don't I have a name?" The monkey looked at Bai Shuo, and suddenly asked with some loss, "Because I don't have a father?" ”
"Monkey, the whole world is your parents." Bai Shuo turned his head to look at the monkey: "This is a great opportunity, and ordinary people can't get it." As for the name, you'll have a really nice one. ”
Yes, a very nice name, enough to make people recite a good name for a thousand years.
"Hey, I'm pretty good at that." The monkey scratched his neck and laughed.
"yes, that's amazing......"
……
"Bai Shuo, why are your eyes red, they look weird and interesting."
"Burned by a guy. Moreover, you will have better eyes than I do in the future. ”
"How do you know what will happen in the future, you will coax me ......"
"Haha, I'm telling the truth......"
……
"Bai Shuo, let's fight, I don't move for a long time, my body is itchy."
"Dead monkey! Do you want to dismantle the raft? ”
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Don't set this quest world with the rules of the wilderness, otherwise most students may not be able to accept it.