Chapter 111: Monkey! Monkey!
"I'm a monster, I'm not running around in the deep mountains and old forests, where else can I go!?" The monster whose body is unknown also feels that he has been wronged: "I haven't said anything!" You'll beat me! ”
Bai Shuo was stunned, and the situation just now echoed in his mind, as if ...... Is it really like it says?
"Okay, I was wrong...... Bai Shuo finally retreated in defeat in the continuous embarrassment, sat on the stump, and waved his hand helplessly: "I admit my mistake, you can go quickly......"
"If you want to send me away in a word, I won't do it." The monster climbed up the pole, pointed at Bai Shuo and shouted: "Fight with me for a long time, Ju wants to send me a ...... like this"
"So what do you want!" Bai Shuo clenched his fists: "Let's fight again?" Who's afraid of whom! ”
"I'm hungry, you've fed me, I'm fighting ......you," the monster exclaimed, of course.
"What?" Bai Shuo felt that the thickness of his face was completely defeated in front of this guy.
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After another half an hour, Bai Shuo faced the monster who had washed away the smell under his strong request, handed over a skewer of roasted meat, and watched with a stiff face as the guy opened his bloody mouth and swallowed the meat together.
"Hey, hey! Why did you swallow all the iron chisels? Bai Shuo looked at the monster with only half of the iron fiber left in his hand, and couldn't help but want to open his mouth to see how its teeth were long.
"This meat tastes good, it's the first time I've ever tasted it." The youkai said as he chewed on the iron chisel in his mouth.
"Why do I feel like I'm a failure in my life when I sit with you?" Bai Shuo couldn't help muttering to himself, and handed over the grilled skewers again.
"That hairless one, you haven't told me yet, what kind of monster are you?" The monster chewed on the barbecue and asked, "I don't believe you're human, I've never seen that person fight me like you." ”
"I'm human!" Bai Shuo couldn't help but pinch off the iron drill in his hand.
"Cut, I don't want to say it." The monster turned its head in disdain, unwilling to take care of him.
The two of them were chewing on the food, and there was a word of idle chatter, sometimes fate is so strange, the two of them were still fighting a moment ago, but after clearing up the misunderstanding, they could sit together and chat like friends.
The monster is not afraid of Bai Shuo's poisoning, and Bai Shuo is not afraid of the monster rioting and hurting people.
"Hey, what kind of monster are you?"
"Me?" The monster pointed to himself and said, "Of course I'm a monkey!" And he is also the most handsome monkey, in the past, in the mountains, monkeys and monkeys are called me: the Monkey King. ”
"Poof...... Ahem...... What? Bai Shuo choked on chili peppers in his throat: "Monkey King? ”
"Yes, it's majestic." The monkey said happily.
Bai Shuo had a bad premonition in his heart, and asked very seriously: "I said, you won't be from Huaguo Mountain, right?" ”
"How do you know?" The monkey was taken aback: "I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain." ”
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In the deep jungle, there was a sudden roar of anger like thunder: "Lord God, Lie Groove Nima! Havoc in the Heavenly Palace, this is! ”
"What's wrong with you? Itchy? The monkey scratched his face and looked at Bai Shuo's roar: "Look at your hairlessness, I didn't expect there to be insects, come, I'll pick at you." ”
"Forget it." Bai Shuo leaned weakly on the trunk of the tree, waved his hand helplessly, and asked casually, "Aren't you the king of your mountain in Huaguo Mountain?" How did you end up here? ”
"I'm going to apprentice." The monkey swallowed the meat skewer in his hand and said, "I want to learn the method of immortality." ”
Hearing the monkey say this, Bai Shuo suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, the monkey has not yet apprenticed, very good, it is still in the early stage, the most powerful are only a few monsters, gods and demons have not run around yet, and they are still very safe for the time being.
The question is, why is there a character like a monkey in the world of the gourd baby?
Bai Shuo once again had an ominous premonition in his heart: there won't be any more demon moths, right? The lower limit of the Lord God...... Sorry, I can't really find ......
"Look at how you look like me, why don't you go with me to apprentice?" The monkey pointed at Bai Shuo and said, "When the time comes, I will bring you to be the second king of Huaguo Mountain." ”
Apprentice?
The master of the monkey is...... Slanting Moon Three-Star Cave, Bodhi?
Bai Shuo couldn't help but want to roar when he thought of the thick thighs behind the monkey, this is a rare opportunity......
Let's not talk about the muscles, the seventy-two changes of kung fu, even if you learn something else, you can improve your strength a lot......
"The two kings or something are exempt, but where are you going to apprentice, monkey?" Bai Shuo asked, "I see that you also don't have a clue. ”
"It's okay, come with me over there!" The monkey seemed to point in a direction and said, "Anyway, I think there must be a master going to that place." ”
More than certain...... Absolutely......
It seems that it is not an accident that the monkey worships under the three-star cave......
Bai Shuo's mind kept thinking, it seemed that someone was influencing? Well, it's possible that if you take advantage of the monkey in advance, you won't have to worry about not being able to grow good fruits. But what role do you want to play in this plan?
In any case, if you want to get the biggest bargain, you must at least come back with some oil and water, otherwise this task will come in vain.
Gourd baby or something, put it aside first, since you have caught this clue, the rest ...... It depends on how much fruit you can pull out of the ground.
Decisively agreed to the monkey's invitation to go to the master together, and Bai Shuo talked to the monkey again.
It's just that the monkey has always been reluctant to admit that Bai Shuo is a human, and has always thought that he is some kind of monster that he has never seen.
"I said, monkey, why don't you come with me somewhere?" A very interesting thought suddenly appeared in Bai Shuo's heart: "One, a very magical place." ”
If you pull this monkey into the hope team, the next task may be a little easier, right?
"Tell me about it." The monkey bit on the fruit and said without raising his head.
"Well, there are a lot of cheats, a lot of things that you can't think of." Bai Shuo gestured and said: "There are very, very many ways to live forever and become stronger. It's an infinite world, much bigger than here......"
Bai Shuo worked hard to describe the main god space within the limits of the main god.
"It's just that after entering, it's unlikely that you'll be able to come back."
Bai Shuo truthfully stated the situation of the hope team to the monkey and waited for the monkey's choice.
"Well, there were a lot of fights, a lot of good things, and a lot of peaches, and that place was really good." The monkey spat out the pit and said, "But I don't want to go." ”
"Why?" Bai Shuo was stunned.
"I still have a lot of monkeys and monkeys that I can't let go." The monkey shook his head, his face was covered with fruit juice, and he was a little funny: "When I have nothing to worry about, I can't find a trickster to play, I'll go with you again." Now, no. ”
"Haha, dead monkey." Bai Shuo laughed, a little lost in his heart, but he also had two points of understanding: "Where is there such a good thing, you can go if you want to, and you won't go if you don't want to go?" ”
He leaned against the trunk of the tree, narrowed his eyes, and laughed. This is the monkey that Bai Shuo knows. Besides, if the monkey was really fooled away by Bai Shuo so easily, what would happen to the next plot?
This is not a matter of interfering with the plot, it is directly equivalent to the collapse of the plot.
At that time, Bai Shuo will wait before the end of the exchange time, for various reasons, to be hunted down by the gods and Buddhas.
Just a word of idle talking, and finally fell into a deep sleep, and the long night passed slowly.
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Chen Jingmo and Ottoria, who are far away in the world, face an unexpected situation in an unfamiliar town.
Chen Jingmo bent down, looked at the child in front of him with an incredible expression, and stammered, "You say, where is your name, Nezha?" ”
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Liang Chengcheng broke half of his steamed bun and gave it to the child next to him.
The ragged child munched on his steamed buns, and the two of them squatted on the base of the wall like beggars. The child held a branch in his hand and drew all kinds of lifelike pictures on the ground intently.
"By the way, what's your name?" Liang Chengcheng leaned against the wall and asked casually.
The child raised his head and looked at Liang Chengcheng: "My name is Ma Liang." ”
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In the middle of the night, Changsun Wu knocked on the door of a certain room in the dojo, and after a long time, an old man with sunglasses yawned at the door, and said with some displeasure after seeing Changsun Wu: "Are you the new disciple?" It's rude to bother me so late. If there's nothing important, just get out of the dojo yourself. ”
Eldest Sun Wu showed a long-tempered sneer, and slowly opened the suitcase in his hand: "The teacher usually said that teaching students is extremely hard, and the students are grateful, on the one hand, they understand the teacher's hard work, and on the other hand, they also feel that the dojo needs to be repaired......"
The glow of gold bricks and jewels rippled in the black of the sunglasses, blurring the reflection of Changsun Wu in it.
"A small gift, not a tribute, and I ask the teacher to take care of it in the next month."
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Five more! Kouhu, I've burned out!
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