Chapter 244: Erlang God's Wife

It was just after I told Mr. Guan that the amulet card was fake, and a few customers who had invited Renyuan Bird from my store came back to look for it, but they insisted that it had no effect. This is a husband and wife's brother-in-law, the man's surname is Wu, who runs business in a certain unit because of poor performance. I'm about to be fired from the unit.,So half a month ago, I invited Azan NangYa's popularity bird from my hand to increase popularity and help the cause.。

I don't know why, after this guy put on that popular bird, there was no improvement, but it was worse, he didn't receive a list for ten consecutive days, and he was directly ordered to be laid off and re-employed. So he brought his wife and uncle to me, saying that it was better without a Buddha card, which had a Buddha card and was counterproductive, and I had to return the money to him, and I had to pay for mental damages, otherwise I would go to the industry and commerce to sue me.

I made it very clear to them, first, there is a disclaimer on the wall of the store, and second. Even if you sue the industry and commerce, it is useless, my store's business scope is only jewelry, and the role it plays is not curative, and industry and commerce do not care. The three of them suddenly quit, arguing that I had to lose money, and if I didn't, I would come to the store every day to make trouble.

Mr. Wu's uncle pointed at me and said, "I can tell you, I have no other ability, and I am the most troublemaker." I didn't work anyway. There is time, in the future, my brother-in-law and I will sit in your shop every day to see if you are still doing business! ”

"Then I can only call 110 to call the police." I said with a wry smile.

When there was a lot of noise, a middle-aged woman pushed the door in, looking very brightly dressed, but also rustic, like a peasant woman who had been working in the field for a long time and suddenly won hundreds of thousands of lottery. The men looked back at the woman a few times, and then continued to pester. As soon as I saw that this woman was dressed like a Buddhist card, I ignored her.

The middle-aged woman didn't speak, just stood by and watched us arguing, and about three to five minutes later, she walked behind Mr. Wu's eldest brother and reached out and patted him on the shoulder, speaking in a Liaoxi accent: "Hey, hey, big brother." ”

The man looked back at her quizzically. The middle-aged woman said: "It's almost over, you can't get any result if you make such a fuss, and you still delay people doing business, don't you say?" ”

"Who are you?" The man's brother-in-law asked curiously.

The middle-aged woman smiled and said: "I am the wife of Erlang God, why don't you go with me, my husband is the reincarnation of Erlang God, you worship him as a teacher, as long as you sincerely support, he will definitely be able to help you get promoted and make a fortune." ”

Not only these three, but even I was stunned, at first I thought that the middle-aged woman entered the store just curious, and when she saw that I was being besieged, she came to fight for me. But then I saw that she was very serious, but not like it. Mr. Wu said angrily: "You are the wife of Erlang God, and I am still his father." What a mess, go away! ”

The middle-aged woman said solemnly: "Don't be disrespectful to the gods, it will be too late to be unlucky." You have to take what I say seriously, or you will come with me to see it, and then you will believe it. There is a car outside, you can go now, it is not too far from here, Tiexi Shima Road, half an hour by car. "A few of us looked outside the Budley store, and there was a white Japanese Camry sedan parked in front of the store.

Mr. Wu's wife couldn't help but scold: "There's something wrong with you old lady, right?" I don't care about you! ”

The middle-aged woman was not angry, and said a long list of words that were like poems and words, such as going down to earth, reincarnating in the world, etc., one set at a time and the same as limericks. The three of them listened in a daze, and the middle-aged woman also grabbed Mr. Wu's wife's hand: "I'm not an immortal, but my husband is, he can pass on the immortal qi to me." I'll pass it on to you now, and you can feel it. Mr. Wu's wife was so frightened that he hid, and Mr. Wu and his brother-in-law hurriedly stood up to stop him: "What's wrong with you, I told you that if you move again, I'll call the police!" ”

The middle-aged woman was not afraid at all with a smile, and she wanted to grab Mr. Wu's hand to pass on immortal qi to him, and the three of Mr. Wu couldn't resist it anymore and fled from the Buddhist card shop one after another. The middle-aged woman chased out again: "Don't go, you feel it first, and then I won't charge you money!" "Where did the three of them dare to feel it, they just crossed the street and ran.

I stood in the door of the store and watched, but the middle-aged woman didn't catch up, and turned back and walked into the Buddhist shop. I didn't speak, just looked at her suspiciously. The middle-aged woman sat at the table with a smile and asked, "Big brother, you specialize in selling Thai necklaces, my cousin has been to Thailand and said that these things are all made by Thai monks, and they are particularly effective." He also said that the people over there also believe in Buddhism, it stands to reason that everyone is a family, my husband is the reincarnation of Erlang God, when he is in heaven, many gods have to respect him for three points, even the Jade Emperor is his uncle. The Jade Emperor knows who it is, take care of all the immortals and Taoists. Since these necklaces of yours were made by monks, they should also belong to my husband, do you think you can offer one to my husband? ”

She stunned me by what she said, and I smiled and asked, "It doesn't matter who your husband is reincarnated, right?" I'm not a monk, and I don't believe in Buddhism, these are not called necklaces, they are called Buddha cards, and they were also sold to me by Thai monks, why should I give them to you for nothing? You can pay for it, and I'll give you a 20% discount. ”

The middle-aged woman was not very satisfied: "Don't be funny, if you don't believe in Buddhism, can you open a shop that sells Buddhist supplies?" Don't be too picky about offering to the gods, otherwise how can you make money? ”

At first, she helped me out, and I was quite grateful, but now I know that she is actually a white man with empty gloves. I sank my face: "It has nothing to do with you how I make money, you can go quickly, and then talk to me about this, don't say that I will call 110 to call the police." ”

"It's useless, I said that my husband is the reincarnation of Erlang God, how many people are like you, I don't believe in God, how many police have I reported to the police, isn't my husband okay?" The middle-aged woman said with a smile. Death of the Ji group.

I knew it was a hob meat, so I simply ignored her, playing computer games on my own, thinking that she couldn't always be here with me all night, as long as she didn't dare to rob it openly, I would ignore it. As soon as the middle-aged woman saw that I was soft and hard, she changed her words: "Big brother, it seems that you really don't believe it, okay, then let's do it like this, I'll pay for a Thai necklace in your store first, and then you believe in my husband, and then return the money to me, what's the matter?" ”

I wanted to laugh, thinking that there were really not many people who could brainwash me, and I would just not see her husband in the future, so I nodded: "Freedom of faith, you can't force me to see your husband, and you can't bring him to my store to explain to me, I don't have time." ”

The middle-aged woman said no problem, no more, one time is enough, and when you believe in my husband, you don't need me to say it, you will definitely be able to take the initiative to return the money, and you will become his believer. I don't force you, you'll know later.

Only now did I fully understand that it turned out to be a fraud in the name of a god, which is more common in rural areas, but it is indeed rare to see it in a central city like Shenyang, a provincial capital, and it is also openly in the city. I didn't want to cause trouble, so I told her that I won't sell you a single amulet in my store, you leave quickly, and if you don't leave, I'll call the police immediately. Strangely, the middle-aged woman didn't dwell on it much, and got up and left with a smile. Before leaving, she also copied one of my business cards, and I was about to go over to grab it, but she had already walked out of the Buddhist brand shop, got into the Camry and drove away.

That night, someone sent me a text message saying that she had been here during the day, and I found out that it was the middle-aged woman. She said that she wanted the kind of Thai amulet that could increase popularity strongly, and the stronger the effect, the better. I asked who to use, Erlang God? She also did not deny it, saying that although her husband was the reincarnation of Erlang God in the world, many people did not believe him, so that those who should have attained enlightenment lost many good opportunities. Therefore, I want to use Thai Buddhist cards to enhance popularity, so that more ordinary people can get a rare opportunity to communicate with the gods. This is a great good thing.

I laughed in my heart, if I really sell the amulet card that can increase her popularity to her husband, then it will be worth it! So I didn't reply to the text message and went straight to sleep. When I got up the next day, I saw a text message on my mobile phone, which was also from the woman, saying that her husband's Dharma drive was at No. XX, XXX Street, XX District, and he received all kinds of consultations and offerings from believers free of charge every day, so that I could go and see it when I had time.