Of course I don't believe in this kind of thing, even if the Buddhist brand shop has no business, I can't run to watch a pair of charlatans, how good it is to sit in the store and watch a movie. But a few MMS pictures from the middle-aged woman in the afternoon made me change my mind. There are three pictures. The first is a photo of the middle-aged woman and a middle-aged man, who should be nearly fifty years old, with a round face and a slightly chubby face, and a kind facial features, and an oblique scar in the center of his head. The second picture is the middle-aged man sitting on the sofa in the room, his expression seems to be smiling, and there are many people kneeling opposite the black press, both men and women, looking at the dress, most of them should be rich. On the coffee table in the middle are more than a dozen pieces of money, as well as gold and silver jewelry and things similar to electronic packaging boxes. The third is a middle-aged man sitting cross-legged, surrounded by several middle-aged and young women embracing him.

The middle-aged woman texted again: "Big brother, did you see that?" Many people worship my husband as an immortal master and donate all their family property to help my husband raise money to build his own temple of Zhenjun, and many female apprentices have divorced their husbands. My husband and I practiced the Immortal Dharma and volunteered to dedicate all our lives to the Immortal Master, so that after death, we could ascend to the heavenly realm. ”

When I heard these statements, I immediately remembered that there were reports on the news that someone pretended to be a fake living Buddha from Tibet, and tricked female believers into sleeping with him under the banner of spiritual cultivation and double cultivation, and also charged a high amount of supreme happiness. I have been in the Buddhist card business for more than two years, and my knowledge and courage are no longer comparable to those before I went to Thailand. I think I can go and see it.

So, I replied to the text message and said if I could go and see it another day, but I didn't apprentice, I was just curious to see it. The middle-aged woman replied that there was no problem, and sent me the address again, telling me what time to go from Monday to Friday, and that her husband would rest on weekends and only accept believers to worship, not non-believers.

Today is Friday, two days later, I took a taxi to the address in the XX area on Monday morning. It's an ordinary residential community, and when I call a middle-aged woman, she comes out of the door to pick me up. After going upstairs and entering the house, I found that it was a spacious three-bedroom "high-end and clean." Several people were kneeling or standing, and a woman in her early thirties was sitting on the sofa, and in the center of the sofa sat the middle-aged woman's husband, the middle-aged man with a scar on his head.

The middle-aged woman whispered to me, let me just stand by and watch, don't talk nonsense, and said that the two people next to me also came to see.

The kneeling people stood up and respectfully put a few yellow paper bags on the coffee table, and the middle-aged man muttered a few words in his mouth, because the time was too long, I couldn't remember clearly, and the content of the words was also semi-ancient, which was more difficult to understand, but it was probably related to the gods and Erlang gods.

The middle-aged woman said to these people, "As long as you make sincere offerings, you will be able to rank in the immortal class after death." What requirements does Erlang Zhenjun have, you must do your best to do it, you can't have two hearts, otherwise you will be punished by God. These people looked serious and nodded again and again. After they left, the middle-aged woman's mobile phone rang again, she immediately went out, and came up again a few minutes later, followed by two women, one tall and one short, no more than forty years old, the tall woman had stolen eyebrows, and the short woman had a sad face.

The tall woman said to the short woman, "The one sitting on the sofa is the true king, so don't go and worship quickly." The short woman stood still, her eyes staring at the middle-aged man in a daze, and the tall woman pushed her. Let her go. The short woman suddenly burst into tears, walked to the sofa as if she was sleepwalking, and knelt down, kowtowing and saying things like "I deserve to die, Erlang Zhenjun, I am a sinner". I thought to myself, this must be To, even a fool can see it.

The middle-aged man smiled and motioned for her to stand up and sit on top of her, the short woman seemed to be particularly excited, her whole body was trembling, the middle-aged man reassured a few words, and looked at me again. The middle-aged woman said to me and two others, "How do you feel? If you feel it, go and say goodbye. One of the people next to me nodded, walked over and started kowtowing, but the other didn't react and turned away.

After the man finished kowtowing, the middle-aged man said solemnly: "The true monarch can't worship in vain, do you want to ascend to heaven or go to hell, do you want to become an apprentice or be a spectator?" The man was so frightened that he hurriedly said that he didn't want to go to hell, and the middle-aged woman said: "Then you go back and prepare well, and next time you officially come to worship Zhenjun as an immortal master, enter the teacher's door, and prepare the offerings." The three of them just now were all immortal disciples, and they had already paid all their family savings to the immortal master, and they would build the Zhenjun Temple in the future. ”

The man hesitated, and the middle-aged woman was not reluctant to send him out the door. Then let me kneel in front of the coffee table and talk to her husband. I disagree, saying that I have only knelt down with my parents and grandparents in my life, and others have not knelt. The middle-aged man glared, and the middle-aged woman hurriedly said, "Zhenjun, don't be angry, this is the owner of the Thai Buddhist brand shop I told you, surnamed Tian." ”

The middle-aged man came to his senses, smiled and beckoned me to sit on the single sofa on the side of the coffee table. The middle-aged woman said: "You are really related to the immortal family, and usually even the big apprentice can't be on an equal footing with my husband!" ”

I thought to myself, this is a fart, those monks in Thailand are better than you, so they still take a photo with me. The middle-aged man asked me, "Listen to my wife's cousin, Thai Buddhist cards are very effective, do you sell genuine products?" ”

Just when I wanted to refuse this business, an idea suddenly popped into my head, this kind of liar is not uncommon, since I have met it, and I am still entangled, it means that there is fate. If you don't slaughter it hard, you'll be sorry for Erlang God himself.

After spinning in his mind for a long time, he finally decided to give this Erlang God a little bit of surprise. So I told him that the Thai Buddha card is very effective, I don't believe you can search for it, many celebrities wear Buddha cards, and they also go to Thailand to do things and raise little ghosts. The middle-aged man nodded and said that he wanted to increase his popularity, and the more powerful the better. I smiled and asked, "You are the reincarnation of an immortal, and there are so many believers, do you need to increase your popularity?" "Treat people with medicine.

The middle-aged man said, "Why don't you use it?" Even if the Buddha wants to influence the world more, he needs to lobby and give speeches everywhere. Nowadays, people are too depraved, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, and everything else, and the place of hell has long been insufficient, so I have been reincarnated from the heavenly realm to the human world to influence these sinful people more. ”

"Is the Celestial Realm big enough?" I asked with a smile.

The middle-aged man said: "The heavenly realm is boundless, and there are places, but now most of them are empty, because people are getting worse and worse, and there are fewer and fewer people who can ascend to heaven." My mission is to get more people to ascend to heaven instead of going to hell to suffer. The short woman sitting next to him nodded vigorously while crying, I thought to myself that your acting skills are not bad, but unfortunately it has no effect on me, thank you for your hard work.

The middle-aged man asked me what the price was, and I took out my mobile phone and sent a text message to Fang Gang, asking him if he couldn't make an evil card into the Buddha card of the true Dharma Phase, with yin material and resentful Yin spirit. The more evil the better, and the more yin the better. Unexpectedly, he called me back quickly and said, "You kid has something to consult in the future, can you call directly, it will waste a lot of my phone bill every month!" ”

I smiled and said that I got used to it, in case you are communicating with a female customer, wouldn't it be a good thing to delay. Fang Gang snorted: "Let me tell you, I never do that kind of thing with female customers, if I want to be a woman, I go to the red light district." When I asked why, he said, "A client is a client, and the best relationship is just about money, especially women." Once you have that kind of relationship, it is very likely that you will not be able to do business in the future. ”

"I know this, but I don't like to call chickens, I don't feel it." I replied.

Fang Gang asked: "Why do you want to make evil cards to play genuine cards?" Genuine cards are cheaper than evil cards, are you going to be a good person, or do you want to pit anyone? ”

I was afraid that they would hear me, so I said, "You send me a few pictures of the real card according to my request, and I will be at the customer's house, so I want to show them first." This customer is very important, and it must be a limited edition genuine brand blessed by the famous Luang Po monk of the big temple. As soon as Fang Gang heard that I didn't answer positively, he knew that there was something greasy in it, so he hurriedly said that there was no problem and asked me to wait. I deleted the text message and told the middle-aged man that there would be a result immediately.