Chapter 17: The Spirits of the Police Station
Guo Dacang is overjoyed, Brother Qin, do you really know where Liu Qiao's body is?
As soon as I heard that there was a play, it turned out that the hair salon girl was called Liu Qiao (at the request of some netizens, the hair salon girl was named), as long as I was there, she would definitely appear.
I said, I have a request, you give me and my brother a few days, I will definitely find Liu Qiao, and catch the real murderer of Nana.
"It's so affectionate, and she said it's okay, her name is Zhou Nana." Guo Cannon pointed at me and smiled.
I said, what time is it, don't joke about it, let me out, it's late, it's a bad thing.
Bad things, bad things?
What about Zhou Nana's body? I asked.
Guo Dacang said that it was still in the morgue.
Cauliflower laughed, as long as the corpse is still there, my goddess will be fine, and the initiative is still in our hands.
Guo Cannon is a little confused, what are you talking about?
"Light me a cigarette, I'm addicted to smoking." I yawned, and my mouth was very tasteless.
Smoking a cigarette, I said, "Cannon, I can't explain it clearly for a while, but one thing, I can guarantee that if we don't let the two of us out, the murderer will rape and kill more women, and the case of Liu Qiao's body disappearance, you can't solve it in your life." ”
Guo Dacang frowned and said, Brother Qin, don't scare me, a special task force has been set up to investigate these two cases, if you can solve it, I will give you two kicks.
Kick your sister, what are you waiting for, release people, cauliflower said impatiently with wide eyes.
Guo Cannon said, Brother Qin, I know that you have a brush for picking up girls, but this ghost is a god, it's not that I can't trust you, but ......
Cauliflower said, "Don't talk a lot of nonsense, call everyone to the morgue, don't you don't believe it?" This Heavenly Master shows his hand to open your eyes. ”
Guo Dacang, this kid is very hungry, and I don't know what reason he used, so the Wang team of the task force personally led people to the morgue.
Cauliflower and I walked out of the police station, and I said, are you okay with Cauliflower? The group of second goods are still waiting, this time it didn't work out, let's wait for the prison to sit through.
Cauliflower said solemnly, no, but for Nana, I have to give it a try, let's act separately, I'll go get the magic weapon, and you go buy incense and wine.
Half an hour later, Cauliflower and I returned to the morgue, looked carefully at the corpses inside for a while, and finally stopped in front of a female corpse and said, tell me her name and birthday.
Guo Dacang looked at the file and said, this is a prostitute, and she has been dead for several days.
Cauliflower said, what the are you talking so much nonsense, I want a name for the hour.
Guo Cannon told the name and date of birth of the deceased cauliflower, then shrugged his shoulders and said, I'm sorry there is no time.
Cauliflower thought about it and said, it's okay, the right ones are in the temporary residence pavilion, the judge will embarrass them, the soul should not have entered the reincarnation, I'll try to see if I can recruit it.
I asked Cauliflower what a temporary pavilion was.
Cauliflower gave me a blank look, why do you talk as much as this cannon, you will naturally know when you hang up in the future.
I dismissed him and ignored him, after all, there were still several pairs of eyes staring at him, and I couldn't tear down my buddy's stage.
Cauliflower took out a few candles and asked where is the north?
When she found the north, Cauliflower lit a white candle and took a talisman and pasted it on the window, with a few big characters on it that were crooked and twisted by the Beidou Emperor.
Light incense and serve wine, and there are words in your mouth: "Please Tianzun, please invite the earth spirit, the disciple will order ...... today"
I want to laugh when I see him muttering, to be honest, although I can see ghosts, I don't think that cauliflower can attract ghosts.
Cauliflower looked very respectful, and after pouring the wine, she bowed down and stood in front of the female corpse, and the three sticks of incense in her hand shook above her head and placed them in the mouth of the female corpse.
Brother Qin, you have taken this Taishan stone.
I nodded, and the grandson took the red line and looked at the police coldly, "Who doesn't believe it, come and experience it?" ”
The policemen looked at each other, no one dared to take a step forward, and everyone was frightened by the cauliflower's pretending to be a ghost.
I was about to take a step forward when Cauliflower hinted with her eyes that I was stepping back.
"I said you're all so bad, and you still want to solve the case? Don't worry, it's not your life. Cauliflower scoffed.
After all, it is the second generation of the rich, and I have enough confidence, to be honest, I don't have any score in my heart now, if the cauliflower fails, I am afraid it will be difficult for the two of us to get out.
At the critical time, the leader is still bold, and the Wang detachment pointed to a thick-eyed brother with acne skin on his face and strong blood and said, "Xiao Gao, you go." ”
The little high duck rushed to the shelves, stretched out his hand, and the cauliflower saw that such a masculine bird had come, and secretly screamed badly.
What's wrong with the question?
Cauliflower whispered, the police are already evil, this dog still has a pox face, and the sun is very hot, I have to vent his yang energy.
I said, don't be too ruthless like an open scoop, don't make people foolish.
Cauliflower said, try it, these guys aren't good birds anyway.
After speaking, cauliflower wrapped the red line around the middle finger of Brother Thick Mei with a red thread, this cauliflower told me, the middle finger is the heaviest position of a person's yang energy, and the other end of the red line is tied to the Taishan stone.
Brother Qin, you have to hold this stone well, our fate is in your hands.
I was holding the Tarzan stone, which was not too big and heavy.
Cauliflower took out three sticks of incense from the female corpse's mouth, held them at the center of her eyebrows, kicked her feet on the ground, and shouted.
also said that the grandson of cauliflower is really quite godly, the morgue that was already extremely cold suddenly became windy, and the police touched their necks with their hands, I know that they are the same as me, their necks are cold, and they have goosebumps.
At this time, I saw that the body of the prostitute was slowly turning green as if it had been painted, and a girl in a miniskirt sat up from the corpse with a green face.
I knew it was her soul, but her appearance was so green and cold, and I suddenly felt a little pink when I saw her, compared to this ghost, she was so beautiful and charming.
Cauliflower quickly pinched the sword with both hands and pointed at Brother Thick Eyebrows, and shouted: "Up!" ”
The female ghost seemed to be quite afraid of cauliflower, so she walked slowly to Brother Thick Eyebrows, and pressed her body against him, but just about to go up, she was bounced back, and she leaned towards me with a staggered eye.
The prostitute looked at me very coquettishly and said, "This man is still a boy, I can't get on him, I still like him, and he is very yin." ”
Cauliflower stared wide-eyed, don't beat him, what do you like when it's over.
I said, die to the side, I don't want to rot cauliflower.
The king team was a little impatient and said, what the hell are you doing with it, whether it will work or not, don't waste time.
Cauliflower smiled, took the red rope and knotted two strands on Brother Thick Mei's wrist, the young man couldn't see that you were still a boy.
Everyone focused their eyes on Brother Thick Eyebrows, and his face turned red with shame.
The cauliflower red rope was knotted, he took a copper coin and tied it at the end, and bit his middle finger on the copper coin a little, and the thick eyebrows trembled all over his body and trembled.
Seeing that this kid was about to faint and roll his eyes, I quickly stopped Cauliflower, don't play with the dead anymore.
Cauliflower just stopped, he has a heavy yang energy, I use copper coins to vent some yang energy, otherwise this ghost can't go up.
Then beckoned, the female ghost successfully got on the body of Brother Thick Eyebrows this time, Brother Thick Eyebrows opened his eyes, and the rough duck voice became a female voice, came over and hooked my neck and said: "Master, this is what you said, on his body, I can play as much as I want, I fell in love with this handsome guy." ”
The coquettish voice came from the mouth of a man with acne skin on his face, and I wanted to vomit when I was numb, and the police were stunned.
I was also taken aback, the Taishan stone in my hand almost came out of my hand, and I raised my left hand to slap this bitch, cauliflower hurriedly stopped me, Brother Qin, if you slap down, she will be finished, and she will return to the temporary pavilion to return her soul.
The slut seemed to sense my awesomeness, gave me a blank look, twisted her ass and hooked up with the other cops.
A group of people were very embarrassed by such a guy who was neither male nor female, and Cauliflower said proudly, this is the letter.
The Wang detachment is a little impatient, okay, okay, we believe it, you let her go quickly.
Cauliflower snuffed out the incense, and the coquettish female ghost withdrew from Brother Thick Eyebrows.
As soon as the female ghost left, I felt a huge force coming from the red rope, almost pulling the Taishan Stone away, and I quickly grasped it firmly.
"Wow!" Brother Thick Eyebrows squatted on the ground and vomited, originally a red acne face, green like a winter melon.
I will return the broken stone to you, Cauliflower put away the candle lit on the windowsill, took the stone and said, Brother Qin, you don't understand, this is called Shi Dangdang, stable as Mount Tai, and it can protect the soul of this bird from being hooked.
I asked, this dude is going to be fine.
Cauliflower said, I can't die, this ghost is too dirty, and a serious illness is inevitable.
Then he used a red rope to hang the copper coin of the sun on the neck of the thick-eyed brother who was spitting yellow bile and said, "Brother, you have made a lot of money this time, I am an authentic and enlightened Kangxi Tongbao, you can wear it well." ”
Cauliflower's hand is beautiful, the police are convinced, maybe the pressure from above is too great, plus the cannon's mouth is blooming everywhere, the task force actually agreed to us with some ridiculous reasons, catch ghosts!
Of course, this is not without a time limit, within a week, we must not only find Liu Qiao back, but also catch the real murderer.
This is a test for me and Cauliflower, grandma has legs, and the rain boot man didn't grow up eating, and that whip alone can kill us.
After leaving the police station, Cauliflower and I were in a much better mood.
Brother Qin, let's go to incense.
"Why are you incense, Lao Tzu is not interested in gods and Buddhas." I say.
Don't mind, Brother Qin, I told you that you are the life of this business, do you know how hard I went to see these things in order to open my eyes to the sky? You're a good kid, you were born to see ghosts, don't say anything, God gave you such a strange hand, you are envious of Lao Tzu.
I said, envy you, I'm sick, I'm living a good life, and I've fallen to now, all because of it.