Actually, I hate this hand very much, if it weren't for it, I spend a lot of money every day, drink a lot, soak horses to play, how chic, but now everything has changed, I can't grass women, I am haunted by female ghosts every day, bad things are constant, and the life is quite fucked.

And, with the rosé thing, I'm even more disgusted with ghosts, and I don't want to see them for the rest of my life if I could.

Cauliflower sighed and said, Brother Qin, maybe this is fate.

I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and when I arrived at a nearby monk temple, Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, you take off your clothes.

I said why are you taking off your clothes, so many people have a problem.

Cauliflower said, you talk so much nonsense, do you want to kill or save face.

I said it was terrible, and then I took off my clothes, of course, the left half was not taken off, and others in the province were scared when they saw my hands.

Cauliflower said, you wait, and then went to the incense altar for the Bodhisattva in the temple and took a handful of incense, and ran over quickly, followed by a chubby monk scolding and scolding.

You are looking for death, and you dare to grab the incense to worship the Bodhisattva, are you not afraid of thunder and thunder? The fat monk scolded.

Cauliflower scolded, fuck off your mother calf, the Bodhisattva wants to know that his incense can save people's lives, I don't know how happy I am.

The monk still wants to scold, I'm not happy, Cauliflower gives him some money, don't let him scream here.

Cauliflower took out a handful of money, patted the monk's chest, buy me more incense, honor the Bodhisattva, get out!

The monk pursed his lips and cursed, he was sick and ran away with the money.

Cauliflower took the incense, read a few nonsense, pressed against my back, smoked back and forth, strange, the fragrance of my warm and indescribable comfort, as if the whole body had eaten the fruit of life, and all the 36 million pores were unblocked.

I lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said, "Cauliflower, I'm idle anyway, tell me about the temporary residence pavilion." ”

Cauliflower put the incense stick in her hand in the incense jar, grabbed a handful of incense ashes, flicked it on my chest, and said, "Okay, I've cleaned your body, but if you want to expel the filth from your body, you have to stand here for two hours." ”

I said, you're not playing with me.

Cauliflower said, play Nima, be honest with me, smell more incense, it's good for you, the yin qi on your body is too heavy, and you can't get better for a lifetime without smoke.

Then the grandson looked at the scorching sun in the sky and said, "You stand here first, and I'll go out and buy a bowl of chaos to eat."

As soon as he left, I was like an idiot, leaning my head on the side of the big incense altar, and the tears flowed from my eyes, and the people who came to offer the incense looked like idiots.

In order not to embarrass myself too much, every time a pilgrim came, I deliberately folded my hands and called Amitabha, and many beautiful female pilgrims pointed at me.

What a handsome man, what a bad thing to do, why be a monk.

Even being a duck is happier than being a monk, but it's a pity that this face is lost.

I want to die, and I want to strangle the grandson of Cauliflower.

After a while, the cauliflower came back slowly, holding a bowl of wonton stew in his hand, and the one standing in front of him to eat it was called a chirp.

Hey, grandson, do you want to leave a soup for me? I watched him drink so deliciously, and I was a little greedy.

Cauliflower raised her head and drank it cleanly, no, you are clean today, you can't touch the oily for a day, after speaking, I burped.

Cauliflower, you remember it for me, count you ruthless. I scolded.

By four o'clock in the afternoon, I was almost smoked into roast duck, and finally I was done, so I asked for a bowl at the temple and filled my stomach with somen noodles.

Cauliflower said that the temporary residence pavilion is the first stop after death, and the person who dies must be judged before entering reincarnation or hell, before that it will be sent to the temporary residence pavilion, and after being examined by the judge, it will be arranged to the second station, and the ghost will be in the temporary residence pavilion for a week, and during this time he can freely return to his original residence or wherever he wants, which is what people call the return of the soul.

Cauliflower wiped her mouth and continued, of course, this is just a title, you can call it a temporary residence pavilion, a vain death city, a city god temple, anything.

I understood that the prostitute had been dead for less than a week, so that cauliflower could summon spirits.

I said, "Will Rosé be in the Temporary Pavilion?"

Cauliflower shook her head and said, "Like Nana, her soul has been controlled by the corpse keeper, but we have damaged her body, and with the ferocity of the corpse keeper, I am afraid that this useless soul will be destroyed long ago."

I sighed and said, if I knew, I wouldn't have let you light that fire.

Cauliflower pursed her lips, I think you are addicted to grass rat oil maggot hole.

At the mention of maggots, I wanted to throw up and immediately forgot about the rosé.

In the next few days, Cauliflower and I went to the city and outside the city as soon as it was dark, so as to attract Liu Qiao to appear.

It's no wonder, this black-faced woman used to follow me every day, and last time she came up on my neck, and now I can't even see the figure.

When we walked to the entrance of Nancai Market, Cauliflower and I stopped.

I suspect that it was because this grandson followed me that Liu Qiao didn't dare to look for me, after all, he was also an imposter celestial master.

Cauliflower said that it was reasonable, and the two looked for it separately.

As soon as the cauliflower walked on the front foot, I felt the wind behind me, I touched my neck, and my mother was bleeding again.

The wound was hot and painful, I lit a cigarette and stood in place and looked around, scolding in my mouth: "Dog's girl, there is a kind of Lao Tzu out, I can grass you once, and I can grass you a second time." ”

I heard a "whoosh" sound, and a black figure rushed into the market.

At this time, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, and the morning stalls selling vegetables and meat in the vegetable market were crowded, and they were black and mushy inside.

I touched my neck, thinking that I should forget it, although the cauliflower blew me so godly that even the little ghost who crossed the bridge had to give me three points, I really didn't have much confidence in myself.

This is so fast, if it comes up on my neck, I'll have to see Hades.

In order to be brave, I shouted twice, Cauliflower, where is the dog's day?

While speaking, another black shadow rushed in from the side, it was really evil, I took my mobile phone, turned on the flashlight function, and followed the cat.

As soon as I rushed in, a vicious wind rushed at me, and I spat it hard, and the cigarette butt in my mouth flew out.

Meow, a sharp cat meow, pierced my eardrums were about to burst, I fell to the ground with a stumble, and the phone fell to the ground.

In the dark, a pair of green eyes glared at me fiercely, I patted my chest, and let out a long sigh of relief: "Mom, it turned out to be a cat, and it almost scared me to death." ”

Before I could catch my breath, the cat pounced on me again, and the sound of a ghost's laughter came out of its mouth.

I was stunned for a moment, and before I could understand what was going on, I felt as if my chest was being pressed against Tarzan, my throat was pinched, my long nails pierced my flesh, and a warm liquid flowed out.

I knew that my skin had been scratched, and that my turquoise pupils were sometimes meowing like a cat, sometimes a strange cry from a female ghost.

The air seemed to be squeezed dry, and I struggled like a thirsty fish, the monster was as strong as an ox, and I could never get rid of it even if I struggled.

My eyes were starting to glow with blood, and I had the illusion of vertigo in my head.

It's over, am I going to die?

What is this monster that looks like a cat and a human?

At this time of life and death, I suddenly thought of what cauliflower said, the blood of people's middle finger and the tip of the tongue are the purest, and the yang energy is the most abundant.

I gritted my teeth and chewed my tongue hard, and the smell of blood was permeating, and I opened my mouth and spit it out.

"Whoa, ah, whoa......," the cat monster screamed and rolled aside.

I got the chance, gasping desperately, picking up my phone and looking at the monster, almost not scaring me to death.

It was Liu Qiao, her dark face was wrinkled, like the face of an old cat, and her eyes were as green as a cat, with a slit in the middle, she was lying on the ground, her hands were like tiger claws, and her nails were sharp with barbs.

What scared me the most was that she had a ring of green hair on her chin and ears, which was full of catliness.

If it weren't for the pair of waves on her chest, I wouldn't have recognized her.

Liu Qiao looked at me viciously, spitting saliva around me, making a weird cry, like a lion staring at his own food, seeing that this dead posture was about to pounce again, I was also in a hurry, and I sprayed a mouthful of blood with her, raised my left hand and smashed it.

Liu Qiao didn't expect me to dare to take the initiative to attack, and I bounced back with a cat.

I was so strong that I bit my tongue again, squirting and chasing, and the damn bitch ran so fast that I didn't pay attention to my feet and stumbled over a hard thing.

Ouch, who the is this, what are you kicking me in the head?

As soon as I heard the voice, I took a photo of my mobile phone, and it was actually a cauliflower.

My grass, why are you lying here?

Cauliflower said, how the do I know, as soon as we parted, I saw a black shadow following you, touched it, and before I could see what was going on, I was knocked unconscious.

I picked up the cauliflower, this grandson is really blessed with a great life, the rain boots man didn't kill him last time, and Liu Qiao didn't kill him.

Liu Qiao stopped not far away and stared at me viciously, with a cat's whine in her mouth.

I raised the corners of my mouth and gestured to her with a middle finger, there is a kind of me, Lao Tzu grass will not kill you.

Cauliflower glanced up and said, Brother Qin, what is that, is it a cat?

I walked back with the cauliflower, yes, it was a cat.

Cauliflower covered her head, Brother Qin, your taste is so heavy, even cats want grass, it's really cheap.

I said, that's right, Lao Tzu is now full of fire, and he wants grass when he sees everything.

didn't catch Liu Qiao, but bit off his tongue, and Cauliflower and I were both holding back our anger.

When I got back to the rental house, I immediately took a few chocolates and stuffed them into my mouth.

Cauliflower said, Brother Qin, what are you doing here?

I said that I almost bit off my tongue in order to deal with Liu Qiao's girl just now, but the trick you said is really good, otherwise I would have almost been planted in her hands today.

Then you don't need to eat chocolate, I'll give you a talisman.

Cauliflower took a piece of yellow paper, made a few strokes on it, burned it and handed it to me.

I drank it in one gulp, and the cauliflower threw me another black ball.

As soon as I smelled it, it seemed to smell fishy, so I asked what it was.