Chapter 637: Selfie Cancer

After Feng Crey, who walked with a catwalk that was more standard than a model, appeared on the stage, he was not in a hurry to make a move, but smiled at Wang Wu with an orchid finger:

"Yo, little handsome guy, do you want to make a shot?"

“……”

Come on your sister, but no one with a normal orientation will be impulsive to you! Even if it's free, I won't do it!

The corners of Wang Wu's mouth twitched, and he smiled reluctantly with empty eyes: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you." ”

"But the slave family is interested in you." Feng Kelei scratched his head and gestured, and said in a charming manner, "Little brother, my skills are very good, I guarantee that you are satisfied~~"

"Hehehe." Wang Wu finally couldn't hold it anymore, and said like a blackened voice, "Are you looking for death?" ”

After speaking, he turned his head to look at Nicole Robin, and said with one last effort:

"Robin-chan, can you give me a chance? As long as you will give me a chance to saddle up and back, I will immediately let them retreat. ”

Robin is like a crow flying into battle, a black feather left behind with a mockery after feasting on the flesh and blood of the prince and noble. Leng Leng said:

"I'm not interested in you."

"Wow, it's worthy of Robin's goddess, even if she rejects people's voice, it's so good......"

"That's right, it's worthy of the goddess Robin, even the mocking gaze is so ecstatic......"

The appearance of a group of adventurers who became made Ni Shang feel a chill, and he couldn't help but say:

"It's not the Empress of Pirates, what are you all doing?"

"Hey, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand." Someone was dissatisfied, "Don't you think that the combination of Meng Yin and the surname of the royal sister is a contrasting Meng that will sink the soul?" ”

"I'm cute for your aunt!"

“……”

Ni Xiang's eyes were depressed: "Is Nicole Robin's charm so great?" ”

Qin Fen nodded, and said with empty eyes:

"You've also read the manga of the pirates' follow-up episodes, right? Robin at the age of thirty, that is the philatelic queen who stands at the top of the pirate food chain, and the king rank of the hanging Kai madman. ”

"The contemporary Miyue, the walking legend of Mary Sue, the living heroine of Jinjiang.com......"

"That's enough!"

……

The goddess mercilessly refused to hook up with the shemale Feng Crey, making Wang Wu, a self-proclaimed wanderer, blacken and run wild:

"Please give me a hand! Thank you again in the future! ”

Immediately someone shouted:

"Boss Wang Wu rest assured, the brothers will go all out."

"Go up the knife mountain and go down to the sea of fire, throw your head and spill your blood, my generation of monks, what a pity!"

The slogans were shouted loudly, but no one really did it - if you don't pick the second team, how can we, the helpers, go beyond our position and take the lead?

To take the lead, of course, you have to let the master do it.

Wang Wu also knew the urine nature of these people, and as soon as he shook his cloak with a gloomy face, seven or eight fist-sized silver and white metal balls rolled out from his cuffs, and the metal balls jumped and collided like marbles on the ground, and the sound of gears turning sounded from the inside, and then he saw that the surface of the metal balls cracked one after another, and there were silver-white sharp objects sticking out of them......

In a matter of seconds, the metal balls stretched out and transformed into a metal spider the size of a basin, the red electronic eyes locked on the pirate's body, and at the sound of the dripping warning, eight slender spider legs stretched out at the same time, shooting out a wave of metal frenzy.

"What's that?" Qin Fen raised his eyebrows slightly, and the insight technique was activated.

"Name: Mechanical Spider, a second-level infection product of fire origin, with simple wisdom and a special life form."

"Base attributes: 25 strength, 30 agility, 1000 health."

"Skill 1: Transfiguration. The Mechanical Spider has the ability to switch between a portable metal orb and a spider form at will. ”

"Skill 2: Bullet Storm. Condense the waste in the body, use the body as a support, and use the eight long legs as the barrel to enter the turret mode and shoot a wave of bullets. ”

"Skill 3: ???"

The cold wind is sluggish, and the slaughter is like a knife.

Seeing that the war was about to break out, at this time, Wang Wu suddenly waved his hand and said:

"Wait!"

As he spoke, he took out the latest chewing phone from his pocket, put on the selfie stick, adjusted the selfie mode, and started to take a live selfie......

"Huh? What the hell are you meowing?! Rao is as calm as Qin Fen, and when he saw this scene, he couldn't help but have the urge to vomit blood, "Lao Tzu's pants are off, you just show me one?!" ”

"It is said that Boss Wang Wu loves to take selfies, so that he is terminally ill, and this is true."

Nishang was also dumbfounded, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "...... This is a disease, and it must be cured. ”

It's really sick, and it's terminally ill, in the words of the Internet buzzword, it's 'advanced selfie cancer'!

In recent years, there has been a new incurable disease in people's lives, called selfie cancer, whether you have just gotten up, or you are applying makeup, or even the first thing a woman has been in a car accident is to pose for a selfie! And also prevented the medical staff from rescuing her, saying that she had to filter and dermabrasion first!

Your sister, the skin on her legs is worn out, and she still cares about grinding her skin in a selfie? What kind of mentality is it?

Qin Fen still remembers reading a news last week, saying that a hijacking incident in Egypt shocked the world last week, but a big-hearted passenger actually took a selfie with a hijacker with a bomb tied to his waist during the hijacking of the plane! How big is your heart, bastard!

So, in such a weird atmosphere, Wang Wu rubbed and beautified the selfie, and uploaded it to the circle of friends beautifully, and finally waved his hand:

"Alright, let's fight."

Nishang covered her forehead, looking defeated, "I've never seen someone so funny." ”

In the silence, I don't know which grumpy pirate shouted:

"Ge Laozi, brothers hack this disgusting sissy!"

Wang Wu was furious: "You are the sissy, your whole family is a sissy!" Are you blind? Ben Shao, this is a male god! ”

"God, your mother!"

So the two sides immediately got into a scuffle.

Nishang, who always felt that this battle was too nonsensical, slapped his forehead, pulled Qin Fen's sleeve, and whispered:

"Shall we go to war too?"

"Why not?" Qin Fen smiled and said, "No matter what the real purpose of this ambush war is, we are just here to fish in troubled waters, and it has nothing to do with the camp or position." ”

"For example, Jack and Xiao Li, what if they are not the same pirate group? What about private intercourse? What happened to pirates and the navy? Some things are just taken to heart, but saying them will embarrass everyone. ”

After a pause, Qin Fen explained:

"What about us, just like the mobile accountants of the generation in Wenzhou, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, although they are members of the company, but more of a nominal identity, who is willing to pay, we will work for whom, don't care about the rest."

"I see." Nishang nodded, "It's actually a convention, isn't it?" ”

"The children can be taught."

After speaking, Qin Fen held the bloody rose, and raised his hand to shoot it.

The bullet struck a pirate and splattered with blood, but it was clear that 30 damage was not a problem for a pirate with an average health of 500 or more.

Qin Fen didn't care, the bloody rose shot quickly, a series of bullets were fired, and in the splattering of blood, a pirate was finally overwhelmed and fell to the ground with a bang.

"Well, five points of prestige are easy to account for."

In this kind of scuffle of hundreds of people, who died the fastest?

The answer is creeps.

Heroes can fight back with blood, extreme catwalks, but the end of the creep can only be to die from unknown AOE damage.

After all, reality and comics are different, Qin Fen and they are not members of the Straw Hat Pirates, and if they encounter an enemy, they will knock you into the air, and it will be over?

How can it be!

You must know that if you don't cut the grass and don't remove the roots, there will be endless troubles.

Having said all this, in a word: after a short period of probing between the two sides, the battle quickly developed to a fierce white-hot stage with the birth of blood after a scream.